The second, fourth, and fourth rounds, Huang San bullied the clouds and met the son of Xiqi

"Blow up the balloons, blow up a big balloon, eat a balloon and play with the ball, and after playing the ball, the ball bubble is a girl......"

High in the sky, a streamer of light came rapidly westward! Within the streamer, there was an incomparably lascivious and shameless singing.

Above the clouds, Huang Shiren, who was dressed in a fiery red robe, sat on a huge red gourd, Qiongxiao poured wine on the left, Bixiao beat his legs on the right, and stood behind Yunxiao, whose facial features were twisted but helpless to fan him, what a cool cow fork.

When Wukong saw it, he was really envious, jealous and hateful.

Heaven, earth, who will give me such a breath! Thunder, a thunderbolt will kill this bastard master! I really don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade!

"Singing about wine, the geometry of life, the beauty is on the side, vertical and horizontal! You kiss your mother, smash your father, your sister comes up, and touch it all the time! This heaven and here, I am a god and Buddha, with a big stick in hand, which one dares to provoke!" Huang Shiren looked left and right, wet hair along the way, and groaned wildly.

Yunxiao is behind, I really hear the smoke of the seven orifices, if it weren't for the Tongtian Sect Master's Jade Jane in front, he would have released the golden Jiaojiao scissors to cut this slut in two!

"Brother Huang, where are we going?" Qiong Xiao thought it was fun, and she was extremely happy along the way, and she was really busy serving Huang Shiren.

Among the three clouds, Qiongxiao is the youngest, and her two sisters are very strict in discipline on weekdays, rarely go out of the island, and go out for the first time, and follow Lao Huang, who is curious along the way, how can she not be happy?

"Hehe, I'm still the most sensible. Come on, come on, brother will tell you. Huang Shiren held Qiong Xiao's hand and said, "This time, let's go to Xiqi." ”

"Xiqi!?" Qiong Xiao didn't speak, but Yunxiao and Bixiao's faces turned green.

This divine catastrophe, they naturally know very well, Xiqi is prosperous, and the big business is about to die, but they know. I know more that I and Huang Shiren are dedicated to protecting big business, and doing infinite things, now that this thing is not going to Chaoge, how can I run to Xiqi to do something!?

There must be nothing good about it! Poor people in Xiqi are going to suffer! Yunxiao has always smelled the benevolence and righteousness of that Ji Chang, and has also heard that Xiqi is a paradise in the world where the road is not left behind and the night is not closed.

"What are you doing in Xiqi!?" Yunxiao asked.

Huang Shiren didn't look at it, and said: "Didn't I say it, this matter is a secret, and you are not qualified to know." ”

"You!" Yunxiao was not less affected by the cold words of this thing along the way, she had strong self-esteem, and she was suddenly so angry that tears rolled in her eyes.

"Tears are shining at every turn! Hundreds of millions of years old, don't understand anything at all, hurry up and fan!" Huang Shiren said loudly.

Poor Yunxiao, holding back tears, the fan shook loudly.

"Mother, do you want to slap me to death!?Do you need so much effort!?Let me save a snack!?Look at me Qiongxiao, how well-behaved!"

"Huang Shiren, I'll kill you slut!"

"Look at my golden finger!"

"Okay! I'll fan, I'll fan!"

......

To make a long story short, along the way, Huang Shiren was really good to Bixiao and Qiongxiao, but he never had a good face for this Yunxiao, and he was often reprimanded and sarcastic, and even Wukong couldn't stand it, so he made Yunxiao Niangniang disgraced, and washed his face with tears all day long, which was very pitiful.

On this day, he crossed the boundary of the earth and came to the land of Xiqi.

I saw the city of Xiqi from afar.

Huang Shiren and his entourage fell into the clouds and changed their outfits outside the forest.

Lao Huang, a slut, has become a handsome and dashing scholar, Wukong and Nezha have become two scholars, who are also smart and cute, but as for Sanxiao Niangniang, she just changed into ordinary women's clothes.

A group of people entered the city, the men were handsome, and the women were beautiful, which attracted countless Xiqi people to point their fingers and sigh with emotion. ...,

Entering the city, it was really a peaceful scene. But seeing the abundant wealth of the people, pedestrians giving way, the old and the young are not bullied, the market is modest, and the scene of peace makes Yunxiao sigh very much: "I have heard that Xibohou Jichang is a sage in the world, and Xiqi is a paradise in the world. ”

"Cut!" Huang Shiren sneered over there and said: "How old is a person, he is really blind, ordinary people, what he sees and what he believes, pitiful, ridiculous." ”

Yunxiao heard this, and became angry: "Huang Shiren, don't speak coldly all day long, where did I say something wrong!?"

Huang Shiren shook his head: "Wukong, you tell her that I'm too lazy to pay attention." ”

"Oh. Wukong came to Yunxiao and said with a smile: "Niangniang, I'll give you a good talk about this Ji Chang! This old turtle is really not a good thing! He is ambitious and bent on usurping the throne, so it's a long time to say, just start with this Nangong Shi to make a bow to Daji Overlord......

Wukong's goods, can be regarded as seizing the opportunity to get close to Yunxiao Niangniang, 1510 talked about what Ji Chang did, and said it with spittle and dry mouth.

"Impossible!?How can Ji Chang be such a person!?I don't believe it!" Yunxiao Niangniang heard this, how could she believe it.

"People are not what you see a lot of times. Ji Chang is actually a slut, and I am like this, but in fact, he is a very good person!

"Die, if you are a good person, the world is a saint!"

"If you don't believe me, we'll see. I'm Qiongxiao, are you hungry?"

"I'm hungry! I'm hungry!"

"Brother will take you to the front restaurant for dinner, okay? What kind of roast duck, roast sheep, what sweet dim sum, all fucking come up, how about it?!"

"Okay yes! Brother Huang is a very good person!"

"The one poking in the back! Did you hear that!? Qiong Xiao said that I was a good person!"

"Die!"

"Well, since you're behaving like this, you'll be standing next to me when you're ready to eat. ”

"You!"

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Fengyi Building, Xiqi City.

There are five floors in the building, the top is cast with a golden phoenix, pasted with gold and silver, the bright wine and chess fly with the wind, and the sound of silk and bamboo is endless. In front of the building is the big river, the smoke and waves are dense, the distant mountains are green, it is an excellent place for the literati and scholars of Xiqi City to gather, and the statement is far away.

Shopkeeper Li Er, over fifty years old, has been in charge of this Fengyi Building for twenty or thirty years, food and clothing are worry-free, so happy, on this day, somehow, the eyelids jumped hard.

"Auntie, why are my eyelids beating like a drum today?!, could it be that something bad has happened?" Li Er turned his face to his mother-in-law and said.

"Don't make excuses for the old lady! I see that you have a good chance of sneaking out to send snacks to Widow Zhao on the front street! Damn! Li Er, you were originally just a runaway, if it weren't for the old lady who took a fancy to you, my father would be able to give you this Fengyi Building when he let go again!? You can live like a dog like a person! Blind your mother's dog eyes!"

"When did I send a snack to Widow Zhao!?Which eye did you see it!?begging for a beating!"

"Your mother's white-eyed wolf, my mother didn't slap you eight hundred times today, you don't know anything!"

For a few miles, the shopkeeper couple twisted their hair and made a ball.

The mother-in-law is fat and strong, with great strength, poor Li Er's thin monkey, where is the opponent? The mother-in-law was ruthless, slapped Li Er's face, Li Er flew sideways, and hit the gate with a bang, until her head broke and blood flowed, and red and white came out.

"Oops! Dead! Dead!"

"Boss, you are ruthless enough, you are so ruthless to your husband!"

"Report to the official, hurry up and report to the official!"

The drinkers in the restaurant saw this scene and made a mess.

The proprietress was just a moment of confusion, who would have thought that this slap would have such an effect, sat down on the ground, hugged her husband and cried loudly. ...,

"Oh, what's the matter, I cried like this as soon as I entered the door, this is Xiqi's hospitality?" The proprietress was crying, and suddenly felt that it was dark at the door, and several figures walked in.

These people walked in, and the original chickens and dogs in the building instantly became silent.

How can there be such good-looking people in this world! The female baby is beautiful, and the male baby is handsome!

A group of ordinary people looked at these people and were dumbfounded.

"Oh, boss, what's wrong with this person!?Could it be your husband!?Hehe, it's good to be dead, you can remarry when you die, I see that you have a good face, if you remarry, you will definitely develop in the future!"

The leader looked at Li Er, whose face was covered with blood, and laughed.

Everyone, who else can say such nonsense in this world except Huang Shiren.

"You official! How can you say such unreasonable things when you look like a human being!"

"That's it! When the husband dies, he asks people to remarry!"

"How could there be such a person in Xiqi!

......

A group of ordinary people condemned it in unison.

"Shut up!" was scolding him, when he saw a little scholar beside the young man dangling a thick stick in his hand, and roared angrily, shaking the roof tiles.

"What a bunch of people! Township party, don't take care of him, and let the officials deal with it!"

"That's what Uncle Huang said!"

The people inside didn't pay attention to Huang Shiren, so they had to report to the official.

"What are you shouting!? Xibohou Gongzi is drinking upstairs, don't you know!?" When the people were bustling, they heard a loud voice upstairs.

An iron-clad man jumped downstairs in a rage, grabbed a common man and raised his fist to fight.

"Xinjia!

There was another cold drink upstairs, and a son walked down.

Good son, dressed in white, with a long crown and long sleeves, a face like jade, eyes like a star, red lips and white teeth, and infinite fun in his smile, he is really a good offspring!

"I've seen Childe!" The common people saw it and hurriedly lost their manners.

Xinjia, Gongzi, this is the son of Ji Chang's old dog?

Ji Chang's subordinates are full of talents, not to mention those civil and military generals, they are ninety-nine sons under their hands, and each of them is also very good.

Xin Jia is a famous military general in Xiqi, and the one who can speak to Xin Jia like this must be one of Ji Chang's sons.

Hehe, okay, I'm worried about how to find Boyi to take the exam, and he actually came to such a mess.

Let's look at my old yellow means!

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