The book is picked up again. As the old saying goes, it is said: The two of them split the road of life and death, and the two ran out of the door of right and wrong. Everything in this world is done by his mother's people. But all people are raised by their mothers, and since they were born, they are all bustling with a belly of heart and eyes, and lust at both ends.

If one person does things, one person is single, but one goes to the dark, if three people do things, although they each have ghosts in their hearts, but there is one who supervises each other, the bad is bad for two people.

These two people are partners, and they both feel that each other's black goods have a place to beware of them, and they are secretly digging into the corners of the wall, even if they make something out of nothing, they can believe it to be true, and they can pickle each other, how can they do good things? Otherwise, how can there be the word "second goods"?

Huang Shiren and Tongtian Sect Master two, one is the world's first little slut, the other is the world's first tendon, Huang Shiren said the upper, middle and lower three countermeasures, the Tongtian Sect Master over there listened, it's really: two heads up and down, the ground is as big!

Headache!

This slut is really full of guts, so dark that he can't do it, and any of the three strategies he said are all his mother's bastard plan to stab the eye of the sky. If you let him do it, I don't know what kind of trouble it will cause, but if you don't agree, the temper of these two goods, maybe you will do it secretly, and in the end, it will be just as troublesome.

Weighing it up, the Tongtian Sect Master can only come up with a way to be safe.

"Leprosy. The Tongtian Sect Master sighed.

"Hey!" Huang Shiren agreed simply, staring at the Tongtian Sect Master with a pair of watery eyes, and a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth. It can be seen that the Heavenly Sect Master's teeth are sour.

"Well, your three strategies are very reasonable. I love it. ”

"Master, I understand what you mean. Simply, I've done it all three. Huang Shiren slapped his ass and was about to leave, but he was already grabbed by the Tongtian Sect Master.

I'm just polite, how shameless is this thing.

"Leper, there are some flaws in your plan, let's sum it up. The Tongtian Sect Master coaxed.

"Let's talk about it. ”

The Tongtian Sect Master stretched out three fingers unhurriedly and said, "Your best strategy." I just said that. In the current situation, it is impossible to get rid of Jiang Ziya. The king of Xuan has been completely controlled by Zhun Ti. Jiang Ziya has already established a foothold in the imperial court, and you can't kill him, so you can't insert your feet at all, isn't that the truth?"

Huang Shiren thought about it, and it was true.

All the things in the Great Shang Court are said by the king. If someone controls the king, it is equivalent to grasping the root of life, what can you do?

Seeing Huang Shiren's convincing face, the Tongtian Sect Master was also full of confidence in his heart. He also said: "As for this middle book, it will cause trouble to Xiqi. I like it, though. It seems a bit difficult to do. ”

"How difficult is it?" asked Huang Shiren.

"Your reputation, the fairy world stinks like shit, even in that Xiqi, everyone can't wait to get you to punish him, Ji Chang was made a lot of meat by you, and the civil and military forces of the Xiqi Manchu Dynasty can't wait to strip you off all the bird feathers and roast them on the fire, you can't send out people at all, and you can't show your hands and feet. As for Na Bo Yi Kao, although he is a stupid goose, he is not a fool, and it is very difficult for you to incite it. ”

When the Tongtian Sect Master said this, Huang Shiren nodded, but shook his head again.

"Sect Master, what you say, it's really a stinky maggot, full of mouths and straight farts, it's really unreasonable!" Huang Shiren snorted coldly and said: "That Xiqi hates me to the core, but I have the means, I have the charm! Not to mention anything else, Bo Yi is this kid, I am very sure that I can get him down, as long as I get this person, hehe, it is equivalent to supporting a force in Xiqi, and I will definitely let Xiqi chickens fly and dogs jump, how is it not good?"

When the Tongtian Sect Master heard his bastard words, his face was also full of iron, and he couldn't provoke him, so he had to say: "If you insist on doing it, you have the right to try, but you have to be extremely careful." ”...,

"I know. Let's talk about this strategy, how about it?" said Huang Shiren crookedly.

The Tongtian Sect Master pondered for a while, and said: "Shen Gongbao's house, treacherous and slippery, so cheap that he is on par with you, although he is a brother with you, but the heart is separated from the belly, he is still a person who explains the teaching, are you sure that he can have the same heart with you? This matter is very important, and there must not be the slightest mistake, otherwise it will be miserable." ”

Huang Shiren smiled: "Sect Master, Shen Gongbao's goods are indeed three-faced and two-sided, and the wind makes the rudder, but you have to believe in my charm, if my old Huang is a real dragon, this product is a loach, and it can't escape from the palm of my hand." “

If this is the case, it would be a good idea for him to contact him. Seeing that Huang Shiren's words were stubborn, the Tongtian Sect Master could only nod.

"Sect Master, do you see if we have decided like this, on the one hand, I let Shen Gongbao go around to win people around to prevent the western border of the big business, and on the other hand, I Lao Huang personally took action to deal with the Boyi examination and cause trouble in Xiqi, how about it?" Huang Shiren concluded.

"If you decide, then you can do it. "The Tongtian Sect Master looks like he doesn't care about himself.

Huang Shiren clapped his hand and laughed: "Oh! good!"

After that, he laughed evilly again, and said to the Tongtian Sect Master: "Sect Master, you also know that I have gone through life and death for so many years, all for you to intercept the sect, I have really worked hard, you see how haggard my waist has become, and my trouser belt is loose! That ......"

The Tongtian Sect Master had a headache and wanted to shoot himself to death, so he grabbed Huang Shiren: "Leper head, you are my ancestor, can you succeed!? I really don't have a treasure!?

"Who likes your position as the leader of the sect!" Huang Shiren spat out and said, "Sect leader, what I mean is not to ask you for a baby, I imagine you borrowing a few people!"

"Borrowing someone?!" the Tongtian Sect Master was clever.

Huang San, my mother! The baby has been looted by you, and you have begun to fight us again! Although there are many people in my sect, it is also the result of my countless years of painstaking work, borrowing people?! Your mother, you borrow the past, and nine times out of ten you will become your person! Isn't this a typical way to dig up the ancestral grave!?

"Leper, I have a lot of people on hand. It's okay to send you a few little demons......" Although the Tongtian Sect Master's heart is hot, how dare he provoke this leprosy.

Huang Shiren waved his hand: "Sect Master, you misunderstood, although my Taoism is not as good as your interception of religion now." But there are hundreds of thousands of little demons under my hands, and that's a clang, and everyone can drown your Jinao Island if they pee!

This thing! If you really want to dig up the strongmen under my hands! Even if you say that it is a foolish thing, I can't promise you! The Tongtian Sect Master secretly complained bitterly in his heart.

Over there, I heard Huang Shiren say: "Sect Master, you see, for the sake of your sect interception, I have already sent a Shen Gongbao to do something." You should get someone out for a run......

"Stop! What do you mean by intercepting the religion for us, isn't this thing also for your good! Not to mention anything else, you were a single person at the beginning. Now he is the head of Taoism, and he is the apprentice of a group of strongmen in his mother, the scenery is infinite, and you have the most benefits! Also, what do you mean that you have sent a Shen Gong Leopard to do errands? That Shen Gong Leopard and you have a bird relationship. It's not yours!"

Huang Shiren stood up with a snort, grabbed the Tongtian Sect Master's beard, and spat on the Tongtian Sect Master's face: "Sect Master, you can't be an immortal without conscience! That conscience fell directly out of the chrysanthemum! If it weren't for my years of hard work, you would have been a sectarian. Can it be so stable!?"

"Die! Before we intercepted the sect and calmed down, but you came back to the scourge and jumped the chickens and dogs!"...,

"Don't talk about this! Listen to me!" Huang Shiren said with a hanging voice: "Sect Master." Xiqi's ghost place is very close to Xikunlun, and I enter Xiqi alone, can you rest assured!?

"Keep you safe? You still have few Taoist strongmen!? Then Kong Xuan is not bad, and your gang of bastard brothers are all fucking black goods, as for those bastard apprentices, let alone me, do you need us to come out of Jinao Island?"

"Sect Master, if you don't agree, I'll turn around and go back to Vulture Mountain for retreat, this has something to do with me!"

Huang Shiren started to mix, and the Tongtian Sect Master had no choice but to tremble and say, "Then who do you want?"

"I think Senior Brother Duobao is good, good person, good heart, good skills, follow me, he is good, I am good......"

Before Huang Shiren finished speaking, the floating dust of the Tongtian Sect Master was directly inserted into the mouth of this object: "You are dead of this heart! Duobao is my eldest disciple, to put it mildly, if I die one day, he is the master of the sect, you don't want to fight him!"

The Tongtian Sect Master's heart trembled. Duobao's skills are extremely high, and he is the pillar of the sect, but where can he turn Huang Shiren's brain, follow him, maybe one day he will be abducted to Taoism by this bastard, if so, he might as well be killed by his head.

"That's right. Huang Shiren laughed treacherously and said, "Then I think that the four virgins under your command are indeed not bad, so it is better to lend them to me together." ”

"Impossible! They are responsible for the guardians of the sect, and they can't leave Jinao Island!" the Tongtian Sect Master said a word.

Huang Shiren blinked his eyes and said with a smile: "Sect Master, there is a way that is no more than three out of ten, if I ask for someone again, you can't help but agree, so let's do it, you lend me the Sanxiao Niangniang of Sanxian Island." ”

After speaking, even Huang Shiren himself couldn't help but laugh evilly.

"Three nights?" Hearing this, the Tongtian Sect Master was stunned in his heart.

Sanxian Island in Sanxiao is far away from Jinao Island, and he rarely comes here, when did Huang Shiren meet these three people?

Don't!?

The Tongtian Sect Master looked at Huang Shiren's face and smiled like a chrysanthemum, and suddenly realized!

Rub it!

This bastard, knowing that it was impossible for me to give him Duobao and the Four Holy Mother, but he mentioned it first, which was obviously ill-intentioned, but in fact, it was the idea of these three nights!

This prostitute! Those three nights are not only cultivated in order to attain, but they are also born like flowers and jade, and they are beautiful and crown in the fairy world! This rotten person born with three legs must have seen that people have a lustful heart, and under such a big guise, they want to do bad things!

was about to refuse, but heard Huang Shiren say: "Sect Master, it makes sense for me to have three nights." ”

"Bullshit! I see you're a horny worm!"

Huang Shiren nodded directly: "Indeed, I admit that there is one reason for this, but the sect leader, how can there be a man in the world who doesn't like beautiful women, isn't it?

"Say!"

"Hehe! Sect Master, I just said, I want to enter Xiqi alone to get the Na Bo Yi exam, although I am old Huang and charming and charming, there is absolutely no problem to deal with a woman, but to deal with a man, there is no capital. ”

"Don't you like to explode chrysanthemums, and men can also try it. "Tongtian Sect Master Qi Dao.

"Rub, sect leader, you old shameless! How can a dignified saint say such bastard words!" Huang Shiren was happy and said: "You think, sect leader, Na Bo Yi is not enthusiastic about any bullshit things, the only thing he likes is to play the piano, dance, and play all the time! If I get him, then I have to do what he likes." To tell the truth, I'm a master of limerick poetry, obscene lyrics and songs, and I'm also good at it, this thing, I can't do it. ”...,

"You're modest. The Tongtian Sect Master's tone also softened.

Yes, this slut and that Boyi exam are simply the same as one heaven and one day, and they can't beat eight poles, but if he is allowed to get the Boyi exam, it will be difficult.

Huang Shiren saw that the master of Tongtian Sect was moved, struck while the iron was hot, and said: "The three nights are different, one by one, they are like flowers and jade, I heard, it is even better to blow a good hand, the technique is very good, follow me, you can blow with me, three people blow with me, I will be cool, I will be cool, things will be easy to do." ”

This product is extremely lewd and obscure, where does the Tongtian Sect Master know the meaning of his words, thinking that this product wants to let the musical talent of the three nights to get the Boyi exam, thinking about it, it is also very reasonable.

"Sect Master, you borrow the three night girls for my use, don't worry, I only let them ****, nothing else. When we get the Boyi exam, hehe, that's cool, it's very beneficial to the plan of the gods!, okay?" Huang Shiren said with a smile.

The Tongtian Sect Master hesitated.

The three nights of Niangniang, the skills, especially the magic weapon at hand, is incomparable, can be regarded as the elite of the sect, looked at Huang Shiren's smiling face in front of him, that is, Huang Shiren's words have all kinds of truth, and the Tongtian Sect Master also doesn't believe that this thing is so simple!?

This slut can make Nuwa Niangniang like that, her ability to pick up girls is the best in the world, and although her character is strong, she is still pure, how can she be the opponent of this slut!?lend him it!?Phew!

If you run with him like this, after a long time, you will inevitably have long nights and dreams, and in a blink of an eye, you will become his woman, so wouldn't I be a big loss!

"Sect Master, I said this matter so clearly, why don't you agree!?" Huang Shiren was anxious, and pointed at the Tongtian Sect Master and screamed, "Oh! I understand! I understand!"

"What do you understand?"

"Rub, sect leader, I really can't think of it! I really despise you! Could it be that you can't have a leg with those three fucking nights!?"

Huang Shiren's words were surprisingly big, and the sound spread throughout Jinao Island, causing countless sect members to have black lines on their heads.

"I'll shoot you bastard!"

Rumble!

Yes!

A scream, extermination!

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