The book is picked up again. There are a lot of words in this world that write about the love of men and women, and there is a poem that is very well written, saying: Tears are like springs, complaining about the emperor, choosing a good marriage for partial, and donating halfway. The flowers are not wilting, the appearance is still beautiful, how can the living be willing to sleep with them, and marry a daughter-in-law to celebrate the New Year.

What a word!

Let's say that Huang Shiren, a slut, since the last time he saw Sanxian Island Sanxiao Niangniang, he bought the little Miao Miao of love in his heart, for a long time, he arched in his heart, itching terribly, this time he came out of Chaoge, so that Wukong's two goods had a bad idea, and he had to give Wang Xiaoxiao to Yuan Hong, who was bent on turning over, so he naturally took this opportunity to put down the famous Sanxiao Niangniang in the beautiful fairy world.

Hehe, these three mothers, Pan'er is beautiful, Tiao'er, and has a good skill, a good magic weapon, if I am pushed down, not only will there be three more daughters-in-law, but the strength of Taoism will soar a lot, how is it not good?

But this matter, he Huang Shiren didn't count.

The cultivation of the three nights of Niangniang is very high, they are all the strength of Da Luo Jinxian, the golden scissors at hand and the mixed yuan golden bucket are innate level magic weapons, creating the three Niangniang's strong personalities, stubborn, these countless years, although there are countless people who love it, but one by one in front of the three nights of Niangniang, many people also gave their lives, it is really a fragrant rose, and thorns can also stab people to death.

Although Huang Shiren has always liked the martyr, that is the taste, but to deal with the three night Niangniang, he still beat the drum in his heart, if there is no Tongtian Sect Master's decree, not only will it be impossible to get this three night Niangniang, but it is also very likely to be made to death by the golden Jiao scissors and the mixed yuan golden bucket.

It was also for this reason that Huang Shiren used all his strength to make the Tongtian Sect Master nod, and even resorted to the radical method, saying the bastard words that the Tongtian Sect Master and Sanxiao had a leg.

The whole body is a saint, and he does things brightly, how can he bear this, the saint struck, and Huang Shiren's nose and face were swollen, and his teeth were broken everywhere.

"Sect Master, look at it, if there is no such thing, what are you anxious about?" Huang Shiren lay on the ground, looking for teeth all over the ground, stuffed them into his mouth one by one, and said with a smile.

"You!" the Tongtian Sect Master was so angry that he was about to vomit blood.

"Sect Master, if you don't lend those three ladies to me, then it must be. Okay, you don't borrow it, you also know, I accept hundreds of thousands of little demons, among which there are 108,000 sharp teeth, go back to me to make up a commentary, let them go around to sing, and spread the beautiful legend of you and Sanxiao Niangniang all over the world, it's not bad. ”

"You slut!" the Tongtian Sect Master had a sore tooth and a headache. This product is no one else, and if he says something, he will definitely be able to do it.

That's it, lend Sanxiao to him, as long as I make it clear to Sanxiao, let them beware of this slut, according to Sanxiao's temper, this product will definitely have no chance.

"Okay, I agreed. The Tongtian Sect Master finally nodded.

"Oh yes!" Huang Shiren was so happy that he turned around and was about to leave, but was stopped by the Tongtian Sect Master.

"Leper, I'll repair a book, you bring it to Sanxiao, and they will definitely go to Xiqi with you. The Tongtian Sect Master took out a piece of jade slip, punched in a piece of immortal qi, and handed it to Huang Shiren.

Huang Shiren took it, put it away, smiled, patted his butt and walked out of Biyou Palace.

This old man, do you want to write a letter for Mao? I'm afraid there are ghosts here, so I might as well take a look at it first.

Out of Biyou Palace, Huang Shiren looked left and right, saw that there was no one around, took out the jade slip, and was about to open it.

I only heard a roar in my ear: "Huang San! If you dare to open it, Lao Tzu will castrate you!"

Rub it!

Huang Shiren was yelled at and shook his liver, and hurriedly said: "The sect leader misunderstood, misunderstood! I just took it out to see if this jade slip was broken." Hehe. No other, no other. ”...,

glanced at Wukong and Nezha next to him, and the three of them left Jinao Island in a smoke.

A streamer above the East China Sea went straight to Sanxian Island.

To make a long story short, it was not a day, and a fairy island really appeared in front of me.

What a fairy island! It is really a fairyland on earth! How can it be good? There are poems as proof: The smoke and mist are curling, and the pines and cypresses are forested. The smoke curls around the Ruiying door, and the pines and cypresses surround the house. The bridge steps on the withered wood, the peak surrounds the dill, the bird's rank red stamen comes to the cloud gully, and the deer tramples on the stone moss. In front of the door, the flowers are urged, the wind sends the fragrance to float, the green willows on the embankment turn to the yellow orioles, and the peaches on the shore turn the pink butterflies. Although it is not a cave skyscape, it is better than Penglai Langyuan.

Although Huang Shiren has seen a lot of the immortal cave mansions in the world, the beauty of these three immortal islands also amazed this slut.

Although the island is not big, the aura is rich, the flying spring and waterfall are beautiful, and what is more terrible is that on the whole island, a faint aroma comes, refreshing people's hearts.

"Rub, what kind of pig nest produces what kind of fat, what kind of manure pit produces what kind of insects, no wonder all three nights are like flowers and jade, it turns out that the feng shui here is so good! Huang Shiren watched and danced.

Behind him, Wukong and Nezha almost vomited when they heard his bastard words.

The three of them landed on the island, so they went to find the cave house. Walking around, I saw a huge flower-feathered bird in the woodland in front of me!

But the body is as big as a cow, the feathers are colorful, exquisite, pacing in the forest, the posture is elegant, and the real heaven and earth are ruined.

Wukong next to him looked at it, his saliva flowed, and he turned his head and said: "Master, I didn't expect that this Sanxiao Island not only has good scenery, but also produces such a big bird, I have been flying for so long, and my stomach is hungry, since there is something ready-made, why not knock it to death with a stick and wear it to make a skewer!?"

This little slut, since he ate the Antarctic Immortal Weng's Wuji Crane, has to eat skewers every day, how not to be hungry when he sees this flowery bird.

As soon as he said this, Huang Shiren also felt that his mouth was full of relish.

Niangdi, I met such a good bird, I don't eat it, I'm really sorry for the sky, I'm sorry for the ground, I'm sorry for me to grow so thin!

"That's a good point! Knock this bird to death, skewer the barbecue, eat a big meal, and let me blow the flute for three nights when it's over!" Huang Shiren casually recited a limerick poem and nodded to Wukong.

Before he finished speaking, Wukong shot out again with a bang, and the 13,000-pound golden hoop stick in his hand went straight to the flower feather bird!

The flower feather bird is also a bird between heaven and earth, and he has long felt that the three sluts next to him are hostile to him, and when he saw Wukong flying, he saw that the thick and hard stick went straight to his head, and he was so frightened that he screamed, turned around and flew.

"Second Senior Brother, I'm here to help you!" Seeing this, Nezha moved with the wind and fire under his feet, and the fire-tipped spear shot out to block the place where the flower feather bird went.

Nezha, although not as cheap as his master and second senior brother, is also a glutton, so he naturally has to work hard.

"Third junior brother, okay! I will divide one leg from you, I will have one, you one, let the master eat the ass!" Wukong laughed, and the golden hoop stick in his hand hit the top of Mount Tai, extremely fast, although the flower feather bird is a ruined bird, how can it hide from Wukong's stick, scream for a lifetime, one by one!

Giggles!

But seeing the feathers in the sky, popping around, sprinkling, and colorful, it's really fucking romantic!

The fire starts.

Here, Nezha's face is sweating and adding firewood, and over there, Wukong disembowels the almost hairless bird by the stream, and strings it on the golden hoop stick one by one!

The three sluts of the master and apprentice piled up by the fire, put the flower feather bird on the fire, and roasted it all over, squeaky and oily, and the fragrance floated for ten miles!

Huang Shiren held the meat skewers, ate them heartily, and said to Wukong: "I will go around later, catch some birds and bring them back to Vulture Mountain to raise, won't there be skewers to eat every day in the future?!"

These words can be said in Wukong's heart: "What Master said is! I will go and search later, and all the birds will not be left, hehe." ”

As he was eating, he suddenly heard a burst of calls from the forest behind him.

"Flower Feather!

Hearing this voice, Huang Shiren's heart was full of joy!

"Rub! It's really a nowhere to find a broken iron shoe, where don't you meet in life!? Isn't this the voice of my heart?!" Huang Shiren laughed lewdly.

Among the three night girls, Yunxiao Niangniang is the oldest, the most calm and mature, and she is a mature woman, this Bixiao Niangniang, her personality is as strong as fire, and she has the most taste, as for Qiongxiao, she is a soft-spoken little Lori, any one, which makes Lao Huanghua's heart tremble.

"Hua Ling!?Hua Ling!" Bixiao's voice in the forest was very urgent and angry: "This stupid bird! I'm just taking a bath, why is it that my kung fu is gone in a blink of an eye!"

"Take a bath!?rub! Why don't you say it early, I'm so happy to feast my eyes!" Huang Shiren was holding a bird wing in his hand, and was about to go to the forest to say hello to Bixiao, walked a few steps, and suddenly stopped.

"Wukong, what did she just say!?" Huang Shiren's eyes widened.

Wukong was gnawing happily, and he didn't want to think about it, and said, "She just said that she took a bath, and the stupid bird is gone!"

"No, the previous sentence!"

In the previous sentence, she shouted Hua Ling, Hua Ling. ”

"Your mother!" Huang Shiren was so frightened that Chrysanthemum tightened, jumped in front of Wukong and kicked the fire away, and then reached out to grab the bird's leg in Wukong's mouth, and shouted: "Don't eat it!"

Wukong was eating deliciously, and when he was snatched by Huang Shiren, he was also angry: "Master, you don't make sense! Half of this bird has entered your stomach, so why do you want to rob me! You still have a bird's leg!"

After speaking, he pounced and fought with Huang Shiren.

Huang Shiren is about to cry.

It's really raining, and the bell rings in the middle of the night to the passenger ship!

Sanxiao is already difficult, especially this Bixiao, it is an extremely brutal and irritable one, not only has a big temper, but the mixed yuan gold bucket in his hand is a world-famous bull fork thing, in the war of the gods, countless strongmen were defeated in the hands of this magic weapon, it was his master Lu Press, and he almost hit the trick, and fled in front of this magic weapon, last time in order to save Kong Xuan, he had left a very bad impression on this Bixiao, and now it was a big disaster!

I just knew that fairy birds were delicious, especially grilled on skewers, but I didn't think that such a bullish fairy bird could not have an owner!

In the War of the Gods, isn't that Bixiao's mount a flower feather bird!?

If Bi Xiao knew that we had made her mount into a skewer, this girl wouldn't have to mix the yuan golden bucket to turn the three of us into dung!

Huang Shiren complained bitterly, and he really wanted to shoot Wukong to death.

Where did Wukong know this, he just thought that Huang Shiren was going to snatch his bird's leg, and the broken gong-like mourning door resounded for a long time: "Master, you can't eat alone! You ate half a bird just now, and you have to give me anything about this bird's leg!"

Before Wukong's words fell, he heard a woman's cold voice behind him: "You guys, so bold!"

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