The sixty-first episode // played tricks and tricks // went to drink tea and was treated as a hero

An elegant log cabin in the peach orchard, covered with dark brown glazed tiles, is exquisitely decorated, with a bedroom to the left of the hall and a kitchen and bathroom to the right.

When the group sat down on the leather sofa, Junxia asked curiously, "Xianglan, do you usually live here?"

Xianglan replied, "Most of the time I live here, but I also go to other houses, for example, the one we stayed in last time. Xianglan took the initiative to mention the house, which made Junxia have a sweet beauty in his heart, and the rest of the people inevitably had an urge to envy.

Qingwei poured tea for everyone and said, "The world is always unfair. ”

Misi understood that she still had something to say, and asked, "What's wrong?"

She replied: "Women always like not many men, but men always fall in love when they see it, why do we women design like this?"

Misi smiled slightly and said, "If women are designed to have the same psychology as men, won't it show the nobility of our women?"

Jun Xia hurriedly said: "What Lord Zoroastria said is very true, there is no man in the world who says that men are noble, only that men are broad-minded. Since the man is spacious, he has to accommodate. Since it is accommodating, single-mindedness is not so important, and there is a design that embraces all rivers. Otherwise, what's the point of letting the sea and rivers forget it, or keeping the planets away from the sun forever, and the ice is frozen!"

Misi said: "Actually, although men have hearts, there is generally only one heart of flowers, so real men only have one favorite." ”

continued: "Also, in the world of the Lu people, there are not many beautiful men, but there are beautiful women everywhere, if those few beautiful men only love one with all their hearts, then the beauties will not be lonely for life!"

At this time, Qingwei said: "Lord Zoroastria, you can help the man speak!"

Jun Xia glanced at Qingwei and said, "Qingwei, you don't understand this, Lord Zheng has a lot of experience, and he is speaking fairly." ”

Misi added: "A truly beautiful woman knows not to get too close to the man she loves, otherwise she will be melted by him and become dry. Don't stay too far away, otherwise it will be easy to freeze and it will be difficult to generate passion. Just like the planet we live on, not far from the sun but not close, there is always spring. ”

Jun Xia patted his horse and said, "Lord Zoroastrian!" and said: "The world is actually very fair, giving beauty to women, but roughness to men." ”

Qingwei said disappreciably: "Jun Xiajun is wrong, and he also gave handsome to you men." ”

Junxia said: "Although handsome is given to us men, it is also designed for women's aesthetics-experience. ”

Qingwei retorted: "That woman's beauty is also for you men!"

Junxia had no choice but to say, "Do you want each other, each other?" and everyone laughed.

Seeing that they were arguing interestingly, Xianglan said: "Xia Nan, our Qingwei is very enthusiastic. ”

Junxia was insatiable and said, "Zihong and Yunyi are also very enthusiastic here!"

When the two of them saw Jun Xia praising themselves, they were indescribably happy in their hearts, and Zihong said, "Jun Xiajun, is it useful for women to be enthusiastic?"

Junxia hurriedly replied: "The beauty is enthusiastic, and the man forgets his form, so it is naturally useful." The crowd laughed again.

Misi preferred to joke and said, "If it's useful, why not?"

Seeing Lord Zheng's joke, Zihong said: "Jun Xiajun, our Sister Xianglan is waiting for you!"

Xianglan immediately went back and said, "Don't talk about me, don't you three often be in front of Jun Xiajun in front of me?

Misi looked at Junxia and said, "Xia Nan, did you hear that?"

Junxia said: "The last time I came, the three girls Zihong, Yunyi, and Qingwei were warm and thoughtful, and Xia Nanzheng didn't know how to repay them!"

Xianglan was playful and said: "Xia Nan, my three younger sisters are the same age as me, and they perform their duties on the same day, but they are a little younger than me in terms of months. They have long been interested in you, so why don't you let the Lord decide today and marry the three of them to you, are you willing?"

Knowing that Xianglan was joking, in order to show his enthusiasm, Jun Xia said: "Xia Nan thanks Xianglan for her kindness, but there is no lord to call the shots, Xia Nan is also very willing, and it will become an arranged marriage with the lord in charge!"

Misi suggested, "Since we are all willing, why don't we hold a simple wedding?"

There was something fun, Xianglan was happy and said, "Okay, let's play back to the house too!"

Growing up on Earth and accustomed to the atmosphere of the Earth, Junxia said, "It's just that preparing for a wedding requires a lot of preparation and takes a lot of time. ”

Misi smiled and said, "You can't wait, can you?"

Junxia argued: "How can there be!"

Xianglan became even more energetic and said, "Why don't you cook some dishes in my kitchen, and everyone will have a table of wedding wine, even if the matter is decided, what do you think?"

Misi and Xianglan sang and harmonized, and Misi said: "It's very good!"

Seeing that Bei Fen was silent, Xianglan said: "Or marry Bei Fen too." - Biffin, would you like to?"

Bei Fen didn't answer, Misi replied: "She is already one step ahead, and she married Xia Nan sixteen hours ago." ”

Xianglan looked at Bei Fen and said, "Then it's better to be more daring!" and said: "Then Bei Fen and I will prepare the dishes, you three are brides, so you don't have to be tired, just accompany the groom here!"

Jue Junxia was accompanied by three brides, and he was not good at making light bulbs, so Mi Si said, "Then what should I do?"

Xianglan is good at laughing, she said: "Lord Zoroastria is the woman's parent, so I am optimistic that they will not steal the forbidden fruit before marriage!"

Misi didn't follow: "No, I'm not someone else's mother-in-law, otherwise I will lose a lot!"

Mi Si teased, and everyone laughed even more, Xianglan said: "Then what should Zoro do?"

Misi even teased: "I'll be a dowry." ”

Xianglan hurriedly said: "No, no, no, how can you let the lord be the dowryman, or the lord will be the eldest lady." ”

Seeing that Misi didn't answer, Xianglan said: "Since the lord has no objection, then it is decided." ”

Misi asked, "Xianglan, then what should you do?"

Xianglan replied, "I'm going to be a chef!"

Mi Si smiled and said: "That's not fair, at least you have to be a second lady!"

Xianglan hurriedly excused herself: "If I become the second lady, then who will be the chef?"

Bei Fen came to the ground and said, "Although I am not good at cooking, I will reluctantly go into battle!"

Xianglan shook her head and said, "Bei Fen is a guest for the first time, how can I let you go into battle, it's not too late for you to go into battle after dinner." The crowd laughed even more.

Mi Si laughed: "Xianglan, after eating, do you want to sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight?"

Xianglan smiled: "It's a big deal that either side can't win, I'll help which side!"

Misi said: "We definitely can't win, you better help us at the beginning!"