Chapter Ninety-Seven: The Holy Hand Showman--Stinky Tofu--Feng Yuan
"Hehe, the fourth master still understands me!"
Ouyang Ye nodded after hearing this, "Child, if you can really win a battle in the Eight Kings Ring, Master, I will be happier than taking Shunqi Pills!" ”
"Okay Master, I'll be on stage!" said that he was about to go up, but when he saw the ring, he was dumbfounded: he couldn't go up to the three-zhang high ring! If you want to use Zhong Lin's method, there is no stick!
Later, he came up with an idea to discuss with Beixia: "Ah, Master, this platform is too high for me to go up, please throw me up!" ”
"Ahh Ouyang Chun heard that it was so fresh, and he had to throw it when he went on stage to thunder? Another thought: there is no other way, just throw it.
In this way, Ouyang Chun shouted for someone to give way while squeezing forward. When people look back, they see that it is a big purple fat man, and those who know know know that it is the great monk of Xiangguo Temple, and they tell each other!
People "banged" left and right and got out of the way, and both men and sons squeezed to the front. Arrived not far from the ring.
Beixia asked Feng Yuan to clean up, grabbed his belt with one hand, supported his tripravel with the other, raised it above his head like a doll, and shook his hand upward, the old chivalrous man effortlessly threw Feng Yuan into the ring with a "whoosh".
Feng Yuan's light skills can be seen, he made a hard effort in the air, pointed at the board with his feet, stood steadily, and didn't fall at all! That's how Feng Yuan came up!
Feng Yuan moved his muscles and bones, took off the single knife on his back, and walked in front of Lu Chaodong in a T-shaped step, which was really a bit heroic!
It's just that Feng Yuan has a problem with his speech and a mantra, so Feng Yuan also has the nickname Stinky Tofu! "Ahh Bastards, damn turnip tassels, stinky feet raised by a wife, do you know a certain family! ”
Lu Chaodong looked at it, this deflated, alas, thought: I'm unlucky, how did I meet such a poor ghost when I came to power today? Isn't this the Holy Hand Show Master Feng Yuan?
Lu Chaodong glared at him: "Isn't it Feng Yuan, the Holy Hand Xiu Master, who came from the other side?" ”
"Woo-hoo! It's your Master Feng! Lu Chaodong, come on, come on, you and I will fight for 1,600 rounds! ”
"Huh?" When Lu Chaodong heard it, you are also worthy of fighting with you, it seems that this kid will only play poor as before.
Lu Chaodong snorted: "Feng Yuan, you are also worthy of my old man." To say that Zhong Lin's young man was barely able to settle just now.
Of course, he is still not a star and a half worse than me, but after all, he is upright and decent, and he still has some real skills, but what are you!
I've never heard of what you're capable of stinky tofu!! Besides, these Eight Kings are a place where heroes gather, and you have to show two real kung fu here!
Why are you on this stage? Hurry up and get back to me, let Kaifeng Mansion and Shangsanmen change to a decent one, you don't deserve to die in the hands of the old man! ”
"Woo-ah, Lu Chaodong, you don't talk about bullying people! As the saying goes, all the way to the banquet to entertain guests and friends, who treats what, just because you are an old man, dare to say such big things!
In fact, Master Feng beats you effortlessly, and takes your dog's head like a bag to get something and look at the pattern in the palm of your hand! ”
Feng Yuan's words made Lu Chaodong so angry that his beard puffed up: "Feng Yuan, since you don't listen to the old man's good advice, it seems that you are tired of being alive, come and come, wait for the old man to end up with your dog's life!" ”
Lu Chaodong said, "brushed" an "oolong probe claw", and went straight to Feng Yuan's head to grab it.
Lu Chaodong had practiced the kung fu of eagle claw power iron sand palm, if he really grabbed it, Feng Yuan would have to let the skull be lifted by Feng Yuan's head at that time!
was so frightened that Feng Yuan hurriedly made a "jack drop", and "poofed" back without fighting back;
Lu Chaodong took a step forward, and the "brush" was two more times, Feng Yuan swayed left and right, and dodged again.
Lu Chaodong was stunned: "Feng Yuan, why don't you fight back?" ”
"Woo-hoo! Lu Chaodong, you wait, let me explain what I said to you, and then it's not too late to fight. ”
"Huh? If you have something to say, you will have no place to talk after you die! ”
"Woo-hoo! Lu Chaodong, let me ask you: Are we two gentlemen or villains? ”
"Huh?" Feng Yuan's words made Lu Chaodong completely blind! "What do you say about this gentleman's war, and what do you say about the villain's war?"
"If it is a gentleman's war, it is you and I one-on-one, one-on-one, and no one else is allowed to help, and whoever is beaten thinks he is unlucky; If others participate, two fight one, three fight one, it is a villain war. ”
"Hahaha......" really made Lu Chaodong laugh angrily, and said that he still needs to call someone to beat you, the old man will beat you ten times by beating you!
"Feng Yuan, you are talking nonsense. Just by virtue of the identity of the decrepit, do you still use two or three people to beat you? You're welcome, I'll pinch you to death with one arm. Of course it's a gentleman's battle! ”
"Good! I'm in favor of that, too. But let's talk the ugly words in front! If someone else comes to help, you have to admit defeat on the spot. Right? ”
"Okay, that's it!"
"But you know it, I know, I'm afraid others don't know."
"Feng Yuan, don't fucking nonsense, if you want to fight, get out if you don't fight!"
"Nope! You must explain it clearly, otherwise it will be troublesome as soon as others interfere! ”
Lu Chaodong saw that Feng Yuan insisted on this matter very hard, and had no choice but to turn around and come to the backstage and explain to everyone. The heart said that it was really fucking bad luck to meet Feng Yuan!
Feng Yuan also came to the entrance of the ring, looked at the people watching the excitement below, and shouted: "Woo-ah! Dear folks, teachers, and children! Brothers of Kaifeng Mansion, heroes and heroes of Shangsanmen!
Just now, I made a bet with Lao Pi Continent to the east and high-fived: the two of us win or lose the bet, no one is allowed to participate, if you intervene, this win or loss will not count!
You're standing around and cheering, and see how I win this old thing! I'm going to fight him now! ”
Feng Yuan felt that what he said was very good, but it made Ouyang Chun, a Northern Hero, angry. The old knight frowned: "Hmph, this thing will play poor, what a fool!" ”
Jiang Ping smiled after hearing this: "Old brother, don't be angry. Feng Yuan, this kid is very resourceful, he will definitely win! ”
"How so?"
"Hehe, this stinky tofu is really in a trance. I don't know about him yet, if you don't believe him, just wait and see! ”
Feng Yuan turned to look at Lu Chaodong: "Woo-ah! Lu Chaodong, are you done? ”
"Well, the old man has said everything he should say, come on, you and I hurry up, the old man regrets coming to power!"
"Excellent! Lu Chaodong, are we comparing the palm method, or the blade? The choice is yours! ”
"Hey! I still have to pick! That's better than punches and kicks, even if you win or lose, it won't kill you. ”
"Very well, your words are on my heart. Then let's try our fists and kicks, let's get in! Feng Yuan was not in a hurry, full of style, shaking his head and patting his chest, as if he was very sure.
Lu Chaodong retreated down, shook his arms, and "brushed" a "Dapeng double wings", one leg arched, the other leg tensed, his eyes looked directly, and he opened the posture.
Feng Yuan stepped back, his arms shaking, poof, poof! lit up a monkey fist, protected the left and right canopy points with both hands, bowed his legs down, shrunk his cheeks, and trembled his little lips, not to mention that he was really similar to a live monkey.
The audience laughed. Lu Chaodong saw Feng Yuan open the door, and followed forward, "Brush!" ”
shook Feng Yuan's face door with his left hand, high-fived him with his right hand, and hit Feng Yuan; Feng Yuan stepped forward and flashed to the side, and Lu Chaodong walked away with one palm.
Feng Yuan made a "Haidilao Moon", and raised his hands up: "Hey! To grab Lu Chaodong's wrist, Lu Chaodong quickly withdrew his hand, made a "withdrawal chain palm", and hit Feng Yuan's lower abdomen with his left palm.
Feng Yuan hurriedly exhaled and tightened his abdomen, stepped up to the right, dodged to the left, and Lu Chaodong's second palm hit the air.
Feng Yuan made a "two dragons playing with pearls", flipped his wrist, and looked straight at Lu Chaodong's eyes; Lu Chaodong hurriedly shrank his neck and hid his head, and Feng Yuan's two fingers poked into the air.
Feng Yuan: "Smack! With another flip of his palm, his palm facing down, the dantian pressed down hard, slamming Lu Chaodong's Tianling Gai;
Lu Chaodong shook his head, "Wow!" Jumping to the side, Feng Yuan slammed his palm into the air. In this way, the two of them are fighting in one place.