Chapter Ninety-Eight: The First Rice Bucket in Kaifeng Mansion
Just these few tricks scared Lu Chaodong a lot! I thought: The world says that Feng Yuan is not capable, and today it seems that this kung fu is not simple: clean and changeable, I can be more careful.
In fact, Feng Yuan's skills are really rare. Don't look at the tricks he made just now, but he just replied twice. After a long time, the stuffing will be revealed!
After a few moments, I began to make bad moves, saying that the palm method is not a palm method, saying that the boxing method is not a fist road, it is simply eight major grasps: take it on the left, twist it on the right, turn around the body shape, and pick up the arms blindly.
This confused Lu Chaodong and gasped: Oops! This Feng Yuan is really amazing, what kind of tricks are you using, why can't I understand it? But you have to take it seriously!
In fact, Feng Yuan's hodgepodge didn't know what he was practicing, anyway, he just remembered which move to use, not to mention the first few moves, it really scared Lu Chaodong!
Lu Chaodong was puzzled in his heart, and Feng Yuan was clear in his heart. He knew that he was not someone's opponent at all, he was just pretending to be and trying to bluff others, but now he couldn't stand it.
He rolled his eyes, counted on his heart, and shouted coldly: "Woo-ah! Lu Chaodong was taken aback, took a breath of cold air, and restrained his tricks: "Feng Yuan, what's your strange name?" β
Feng Yuan nodded his nose: "Woo, bastards, rotched radish tassels, stinky feet raised by his wife, you don't count!" β
This series of thunder stunned Lu Chaodong: "Huh? Feng Yuan, which piece of decay doesn't count? You make it clear! β
"Just now, you and I have explained clearly: one-to-one, one-to-one. Now why are you looking for someone to help you? β
"You talk nonsense! Who's going to help me? β
"Woo, you still don't admit it, look who's behind you?"
Lu Chaodong is still naΓ―ve, and he still doesn't understand Feng Yuan!
I really thought someone had come up: "Ah! "When I look back, there's no one!
Just as he was turning around, Feng Yuan seized the opportunity, flew up, and kicked on his little stomach;
Lu Chaodong will be too late to hide again! This kick was kicked solidly! Lu Chaodong took a few steps back, unable to hold his feet, "Plop!" "I fell on my back.
The people watching the excitement at the bottom burst into laughter! Some of the tears of laughter came out: Feng Yuan is really bad, deceived others, and gave others a kick unexpectedly.
Only then did Lu Chaodong know that he had been fooled, and his face turned red! made a "carp fight", turned over and jumped up, and shouted angrily: "Feng Yuan, stinky tofu, what kind of hero are you sneaking up on behind!" β
Feng Yuan looks really good, or he can't be called by the nickname: Holy Hand Xiushi!
The real person has a cheeky face and a lot of tricks, if he and Fang Shu'an are called the second bad of Kaifeng Mansion!
Not ashamed, but proud of it, laughed: "Woo, bastard king eight lambs, damn old thing, you are so pitiful!"
Fighting a war is about being powerful, being powerless, outwitting when strong, capturing when weak, being flexible, and changeable. This is a plan of mine to do! I can't even understand my scheme, what kind of hero are you! β
Lu Chaodong had the intention to slap Feng Yuan to death with one palm, but he was not embarrassed after all, after all, losing is losing! Shameful, his face was red and he retreated backstage.
Lu Chaodong returned to the backstage and hugged everyone, "I, Lu Chaodong, have lived so old for nothing, I'm sorry for the chief doorman, I'm leaving!" After saying that, Lu Chaodong didn't look back, he didn't take anything, and no one stopped him!
The group of thieves also secretly said happily: This old man Lu, he is a lot old, and he has let a stinky tofu be conditioned, he is really aggrieved! The evening is not guaranteed!
As the saying goes, "Brothers in battle, soldiers in battle", if he loses this time, his brother Lu Chaoxi is angry, and he can't help but bump into the fire.
Lu Chaoxi's nature is like a fire, and people give him the nickname Fire Alchemy. looked at the eldest brother and said:
Big brother, big brother! You've lived for so long! If you really can't beat people, it's not a shame, after all, there are capable people behind the talents!
But you were tuned by a stinky tofu, and you can't wash it out of what you say! Not only you, but even the faces of more than 600 people in our Lujiapu have been lost!
Seeing that the eldest brother is gone, let's go, the shame of the province is gone! looked at Feng Yuan at the front desk again, he was so angry that he screamed "Wow, yes", and rushed out like crazy!
Lu Chaoxi came to the stage and pointed at Feng Yuan and scolded: "Phew! Stinky tofu, take your life! β
scolded Feng Yuan's temple with hatred, "Poof! "It's just a punch.
Feng Yuan was shocked when he saw it, and flashed to the side, dodging this punch! Frightened, he took a few steps back and raised his hand to press:
"Wait! I said you bastard wolf cub is too savage, it's not too late to report your name and fight again! β
Lu Chaoxi reported his name and surname, and Feng Yuan smiled: "Oh, it turns out that your road is facing west, this is not good, this is not far from death!" β
"Fart, don't fucking play poor, take the punch!" Lu Chaoxi said that Lao Tzu doesn't talk to you in the vernacular, and he will smash you to death with one punch to relieve the hatred in his heart! Rush up, stretch out your arms and punch them.
Feng Yuan dodged left and right, and he didn't get started at all! I pondered in my heart: I won Lu Chaodong just now, that is to deceive others, if it is true kung fu, I am much worse than others.
That kind of trick can only be used once, and it won't work if you use it again, so simply, I don't want to be unlucky, just accept it when I see it, just slip away.
Thinking of this, Feng Yuan shouted a few times, "I'm not alive anymore!" Lu Chaoxi, you take your life! As he spoke, he rushed two steps towards Lu Chaoxi!
This Lu Chaoxi was really frightened by Feng Yuan and was stunned! Just when he was ready to pick up Feng Yuan's tricks!
Looking at Feng Yuan again, he just ran two steps forward and ran down the stage with his head wiped his head, and said while running, "Master Feng has a loose stomach these days, and now his stomach is uncomfortable, it is convenient and convenient, and when I come back, let's compete again!" β
As soon as the words fell, Feng Yuan jumped out of the ring, "borrow light, borrow light" and ignore Lu Chaoxi's scolding, and return to the team!
This really made Lu Chaoxi angry, and his heart said that this Kaifeng Mansion could accept anyone: "Everyone! The kid just now is called Feng Yuan, the Holy Hand Xiushi, and he is the official master of Kaifeng Mansion.
You can see clearly, this kid is a person! It's purely stinky scoundrel and worthless! What a thing, I have lost face to Kaifeng Mansion!
I said that the people of Kaifeng Mansion and Shangsanmen can use scoundrels? Hahahaha, it really makes Lu laugh! If you're all like this, throw in the towel early! β
Lu Chaoxi's words were not finished, he only listened to "Whoosh! Another one came up from the stage, and he fell to the stage, and it took him a long time to get up.
Frightened, Lu Chaoxi took two steps back, afraid of being fooled, "Wow! "Jump back a foot or so, and look closely.
I saw this person get up and flutter his head, Lu Chaoxi looked at it, this one is really ugly:
He is six or seven feet tall, with a thin neck and a big head, a small hat buttoned on his cake face and big head, a small knife more than one foot and two inches long on his back, and a bulging treasure bag on his shoulder, I don't know what it contains.
Lu Chaoxi took a closer look and recognized that it was the thin-necked and big-headed ghost Fang Shu'an. Fang Shu'an didn't need to compete, just this way of going on stage came to a full house, and the people laughed so much that their stomachs hurt:
First, look at him ridiculously, with a thin neck and a big head, and a small hat on his head! The second is that people threw it on it and fell on their heels, and the whole field was like a pot.
Why did Fang Shu'an come to power? It turned out that he followed the jade-faced little Dharma Bai Yunrui to fly the little Taibao Zhong Lin and others, mixed in with the common people, and he was not ready to go on stage, knowing that he couldn't do it at these two moments!
But seeing Feng Yuan's fuss, he didn't expect to be able to play like this! I didn't expect Feng Yuan to win a battle. The heart said that Feng Yuan can play with me, I am no worse than him, I have more flowers than him!
Simply, I also went to the stage to play and regulate this group of thieves! Taking advantage of the opportunity of the Eight Kings, I defeated him in three formations and two formations, and my Fang Shu'an was also good at spreading his reputation.
Thinking of this, he came up with bad water, and discussed with Xu Liang and Bai Yunrui: "Well, dry old man, uncle, you see how lively it is today!" I also want to compete on stage. β
Yunrui Yile: "What? Shu'an, do you want to be on stage too? β
"Yes, even Feng Yuan's stinky tofu dares to go up, let alone me? I also have to win glory for our Kaifeng Mansion and show my face! β