Chapter 100: The thin-necked and big-headed ghost scolded the White Lotus
I am still the seven-rank general given by His Majesty the Emperor today, and now I am serving as an errand under Lord Bao of Kaifeng Mansion!
I have been taught by masters since I was a child, instructed by celebrities, learned martial arts, became a chivalrous man at the age of eighteen, a swordsman at the age of twenty-one, a sword fairy at the age of thirty-one, and a sword demon at the age of forty-one!
Now my status is higher than that of the Sword Demon! This is not a big deal, please see how beautiful that knife is just played! I could have hacked this man to death, but God has the virtue of a good life! Let him live!
Don't look at me ugly, in fact, I am a good person with a good heart, completely different from the thieves of the Lotus Flowers!
I said Guo Dada, you come out and compare with Fang Ye! And that Lu Kun called the three-foot earth spirit demon, that little old man, get out!
There are also bloody flying sickle Jiang Honglie, and flying sword immortals all came out, stood up in line, and asked Fang Ye to beat them one by one! ”
This room is safe, and the speaker is finished in a few words.
laughed so much that Bai Yunrui and other heroes of Kaifeng Mansion had a stomachache, and said that Fang Shu'an is Fang Shu'an! This person has a simple and cheeky face, and the ugly thing is shameless, and another person can't say that!
The people in the audience also roared and coaxed!
This is infuriating the thieves of the Lotus Temple! , the green tendons on the brains of the angry group of thieves are jumping! Especially the old ones who were named by Fang Shu'an!
I just want to go out and split the body of Fang Shu'an! "Wait! A few old ones! This room is a stinky shit!
A few of you hit him with an unpleasant word, it's too bad! Shame on you if you win! Or I'm going to give his big head to the old guys! ”
When everyone saw it, it was the White Lotus Yan Feng! In fact, whether it is Guo Dada or anyone, he is not willing to do anything with Fang Shu'an! Seeing that Yan Feng was willing to fight, they were very happy, and they didn't have any opinions!
What did Yan Feng think: My heart said that I have beaten anyone, but I still can't beat you Fang Shu'an! It's easy for me to deal with him, I'm not sure if I want to beat others, and it's very easy to win Fang Shu'an.
This kid has a lot of bad ways, but he can't do it in front of me. If I win for a while, let others take a good look at who I am White Lotus Yan Feng!
Don't look at Yan Feng is also in the Lotus View, but his situation is very delicate, and no one looks down on him in the Lotus View.
Because thieves are not the same as thieves, some thieves pry the door and press the lock to steal, some thieves block the road to rob, and some thieves sit on the ground to share the stolen goods!
But thieves are also divided into three, six, nine and so on, and there are also people who croak, make a loud noise, fall to the ground and fall three times, and are bright and respected.
There are also thieves who go down to the five gates! Adultery and burning, focusing on women, this kind of thief is the least popular! Yan Feng, this cauliflower thief, is like this!
To tell the truth, Yan Feng's ability is also in the middle and upper in the Lotus View, but in fact, in the Lotus View, he was pulled over and instructed to go over, and everyone looked down on him, even Guo Dada was also more white and less black eyes for him!
Yan Feng wants to leave even if he is angry! But it's still that sentence: the tiger fell into the mountain stream and hurt people too deeply!
Don't dare to go out alone! I am not willing to be just like this, just find a place to hide in obscurity, and steal my life!
Seeing Fang Shu'an on stage today, he felt that the opportunity had come, others didn't know Fang Shu'an, he knew too well, and knew what Fang Shu'an was!
Especially now, although Fang Shu'an is not very capable, his reputation is not small, and he is very good in the Green Forest Road of the Great Song Dynasty!
So if you don't have a ready-made achievement, what are you waiting for? Even if I only win this time, in front of the Lotus View group of thieves and the head of the gate Guo Dada, it is easy to explain, let them take a look, my White Lotus is not for nothing. That's why I volunteered to fight Fang Shu'an!
White Lotus Yan Feng came to the front desk with a curtain of the door, beckoned to Fang Shu'an and said:
"Hey, hey, the surname Fang, don't talk in the vernacular! What have you changed, others don't know, Yan someone still doesn't know? I'll accompany you on a few trips to see if your surname is a sword fairy or a sword demon! ”
"Huh?" Fang Shu'an saw that Yan Feng had a little headache, this Fang Shu'an had been in the rivers and lakes for decades, and he looked at the two of them with a headache!
One Flying Sword Immortal and the other is this White Lotus Yan Feng, because these two people have one thing in common, the first skill is high and powerful, and the second trick is ruthless and vicious! So Fang Shu'an's head hurt when he saw them!
But when it comes to the moment, I'm afraid it's useless. Fang Shu'an was nervous, but his face pretended to be calm: "Haha, who should I be, it turned out to be an old acquaintance Yan Erye!" ”
"That's right! The surname Fang will let your second master Yan accompany you twice! Are you a fist or a blade? ”
"Well, wait, I'm not comparable!"
"Could it be that you are afraid of Second Master Yan?"
"Definitely! I'll tell you the truth, I can't compare with anyone! ”
"The surname is Fang, you have something to say and fart, the second master persuades you to take back the set of conditioning others to the second master! The second master doesn't eat this set! ”
"Why? Listen, I can't tell you alone, I have to explain this matter clearly in front of the world! ”
Without waiting for Yan Feng to speak, Fang Shu'an shouted to the audience: "Fellow villagers! Young and old! Let me introduce you to this one first.
This person's name is Yan Feng, and he is nicknamed "White Lotus"; He also has an older brother "White Chrysanthemum" Yan Fei. Both of them are the sons of Yan Zituo, an old hermit in Chenzhou.
To say that Yan Zituo is really good, he has been chivalrous and righteous all his life, eliminated violence and peace, built bridges and repaired roads, and has done a lot of good things, he is a famous good man!
I don't know what point of virtue the old man's ancestors lacked virtue to raise such two bastard sons.
They don't do anything at all, they lack morality and smoke, they specialize in selling incense, sweat medicine, and stealing baby Zihe cars!
Molerating the young woman and eldest daughter is to rape first and then kill! Swords have injured countless lives, and the wind can stink for 800 miles!
If it falls into the hands of the righteous people of the government, peeling the skin, boiling oil and lighting the sky lantern, dividing the corpses of the five horses, and cutting the corpses with thousands of knives, they will not be able to relieve the hatred, it is really innocent!
Folks! Who has no young women and eldest daughters, no sisters!
Everyone, don't look at this white lotus's facial features are quite good-looking, she looks like a dog, and she also has a nose and eyes, but it is stinky and dirty from the inside out!
They said, 'Can I fight him?' If I touch him, where will my hand go? How can it be washed? Isn't this going to pour mold for eight lifetimes! ”
Ouch feed Fang Shu'an's mouth is really powerful, hearing him say this, the people in the audience scolded angrily, and some of the food was thrown on the stage!
The audience was moved. After a while, it converged into a sentence: "Yan Feng, get down!" ”
Seeing this scene, White Lotus had the heart to do it, but it was really terrifying, and finally rolled back to the backstage! I have mixed tastes! I regret that I shouldn't have been a flower thief!
Of course, it is also very thorough, everyone, including the Lotus View Kaifeng Mansion, especially hates Fang Shu'an!
Fang Shu'an looked back, breathed a long sigh of relief, and his hanging heart finally fell! The heart said: Finally gone, if you really do it with this white lotus, you have to die in his hands! Fang Shu'an was really afraid that Yan Feng would resist the pressure and fight him! It's okay, it's okay!
Wait until you see Yan Feng finally go back! This room is beautiful! Glad! Behind the back of the hand to start again!
"Ladies and gentlemen, there may be some people who don't know me, it's okay, I'll introduce it to you, my name is Fang Shu'an, and I am known as the thin-necked ghost!"
Don't look at the ugliness of Fang Shu'an! But the people in the audience still like this, and they are happy and festive when they look at it!
"Phew! The group of thieves in the Lotus View listened, Fang Ye only fights good men with names and surnames, not waste, Guo Dadi Spirit Demon, you heard that there is no flying sword immortal, you get out of here! ”
Fang Shu'an was still spitting there, just look at the backstage door curtain, and an old man came out! This old man is really good-looking, and he is dressed in a white robe that fits suitably!
The white hair on the head is translucent, don't top the golden hairpin! The face is like a crown of jade, and the five locks of silver hair are floating on the chest! It looks so energetic! I saw this old man, striding to the front desk!
Fang Shu'an sat on the ground without being frightened! The heart said that my old house has gone without luck today, how can I be afraid of who will come!
Especially this Flying Sword Immortal, even if he does Lao Xu Liang by himself, he is not necessarily his opponent, maybe Uncle Bai Yunrui can win him!
I'm afraid, but Fang Shu'an didn't show it on the surface, and he straightened his waist and said with a smile: "Huh? Who should I be, it's really an old swordsman Zhu! Disrespectful, disrespectful, a certain family is so polite! ”
Zhu Liang sneered: "Hmph! The surname Fang, we don't need this, who wants you to give me a salute to Zhu! ”