Chapter 101: The Slender Neck and Big Head Ghost Plays the Flying Sword Immortal!

"Huh? I said, old man, why don't you know how to be respectful. As the saying goes: "Treat guests and friends all the way to the banquet", you see how I was like that to Yan Feng just now?

Because he lacks virtue. But you are different from him, so I treat you with respect. I said you don't know how to lift! ”

"Fang Shu'an, this is the place for martial arts competitions, don't play poor, waste everyone's time. In short, you have chosen a bargain, you have a few pounds and a few taels you know, now don't be boring.

You go down and call Bai Yunrui and Xu Liang to me, or call me up in the air that is higher than them! You're not worth a dozen old men! ”

Fang Shu'an smiled: "Hehe, I said the old swordsman, let's talk in front, don't talk too much, don't draw the bow too much, you must know that "the arrogant will lose", and the dirt can also trip people!"

Let me tell you: The surname Fang's debut this time is not refused. I also called Guo Dada just now, and I have to fight Lu Kun and Jiang Honglie!

You are only a second-class character in the Lotus Temple, and I am not afraid of the first-class characters, let alone you?

To tell you the truth, I have really worked hard recently, and I will practice my skills when I have nothing to do. I have a mastery, who am I afraid of? So when I fight you, it's not necessarily who is lying down! ”

"Okay, Fang Shu'an, you said this yourself. Then come on, I'm going to learn and see how much your skills have improved! "Speaking of Zhu Liang, I want to do it!

"Okay, yes, oh, my stomach hurts, I said Zhu Old Swordsman, I have to go first!" Saying this, Fang Shu'an wants to leave!

Fang Shu'an's family knows his own affairs, and he can't beat the Flying Sword Immortal with a hundred! I just want to learn Feng Yuan's trick just now! Let's!

"Wait! The surname Fang, don't you want to come with me to blow the lamp! I want to take advantage of the opportunity to escape! “

Why is Fang Shu'an afraid of Zhu Liang, that is, this person is not only capable, but also a scheming and honest person!

"Old swordsman, I can afford you to talk like this, don't hurt people!"

"Okay, Fang Shu'an, don't you have a stomachache! The old man also wants to go to the toilet, let's go together! What do you think? ”

Fang Shu'an pouted in his heart! The heart said that I knew that this Zhu Liang was difficult to deal with!

"I said old swordsman, let's go together! It just so happens that I will go down to this three-zhang high platform! Let's join hands and let's go down together! ”

"Phew! Fang Shu'an, who wants to hold hands with you! ”

"But if you don't pull me, I can't get down!"

Zhu Liang had no way of knowing that he couldn't break with Fang Shu'an, so he could only grab Fang Shu'an's shoulders and jump down.

When the people in the audience saw that Fang Shu'an and the white-bearded old man were really down, they were all laughing, "Everyone, borrow light, borrow light, I'm going to the thatched house!" ”

In the end, Fang Shu'an went to a place where no one was there and began to untie his trousers! When the Flying Sword Immortal saw how he could really go with Fang Shu'an, he could only say something

"Surnamed Fang, don't try to play tricks! The old man is just looking at you! If you dare to run, don't blame the old man for being ruthless! “

"Hey, old swordsman, why don't you believe me, or I'll give you a promise to you!" The angry Flying Sword Immortal flicked his sleeves and went into the distance!

When the Flying Sword Immortal left, Lao Fang Ke had a headache and said what should I do! The old house squatted and took a small stone to scratch on the ground, and suddenly said that there was one!

After a while, the old house pretended to clean up, shook the soil on his body, and returned to the stage with the flying sword fairy, "I said old swordsman, you still have to suffer, this platform..."

Flying Sword Fairy looked at Fang Shu'an with disgust, grabbed Fang Shu'an's shoulder, pulled onions on dry land and flew to the stage, and the people next to him looked at it, I said Brother, this old man is a hidden master!

It's not easy to take someone in such a high ring and go up with a brush! This big head is guilty!

Everyone in Kaifeng Mansion is also looking at Fang Shu'an seriously! Several of them are secretly gearing up! When the heart says that things are incomprehensible, why can't you watch Fang Shu'an die on it!

When Fei Jian Immortal took Fang Shu'an to the stage, he felt that this surnamed Fang felt a little heavier than just now, and this idea disappeared in an instant, and he didn't think much about it!

As soon as the two of them came to the stage, Fang Shu'an just stood up and began to talk in the vernacular, "Folks, no matter how big a hero is, he can't stand the three bubbles", and the people below laughed when they heard it!

Fang Shu'an was nervous in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face! But Fang Shu'an thought again, I can play, others really can't play this Flying Sword Immortal!

Even if I can't beat the Flying Sword Immortal, I'm not ashamed, my Fang Shu'an is a thing, but if you Flying Sword Immortal is a little bit by me, then you will be planted in the hands of my surname Fang!

He dragged the knife out without waiting for the Flying Sword Immortal to speak, and he didn't say hello to the Flying Sword Immortal, and he practiced the small knife first!

"Hey, look at this trick, it's called hiding your head and wrapping your brain, it's called fighting at night, you look at the three knives, you look at the three knives......"

Zhu Liang looked at it, and said in his heart that Fang Shu'an did have a problem, I didn't move when I stood here, but he practiced it himself.

Fang Shu'an finished practicing the knife and smoothed it: "I said Zhu Liang, are you afraid?" ”

"Haha! I'm still afraid of you? Your knife is not much better than a pedicure knife in my eyes! ”

"Really? If you dare to underestimate me, then you will be the knife! ”

Fang Shu'an stabbed with a knife when he was distracted, Zhu Liang flashed, and the knife was empty. Zhu Liang stretched out his hand, made a cut palm, and stood up and went straight to Fang Shu'an's wrist;

If it really happened, Fang Shu'an's bones would have to be broken, and the frightened big-headed ghost hurriedly withdrew the knife, turned around and slashed again:

"Look at the knife, here, here!" As soon as Zhu Liang lowered his head, Fang Shu'an's knife was empty again.

Lao Fang knew in his heart that he could make do with two hits in the first few strokes, and then he would fight, and when others worked a little harder, I would still be alive?

Lao Fang turned around and ran, and quietly pinned the knife to his waist, and the flying sword fairy looked at it, oh, surnamed Fang, you originally wanted to play this trick!

"Where to go with the surname Fang!" Saying that, a Dapeng spread his wings and grabbed the back of Fang Shu'an's neck, and suddenly turned around while watching the old house run, shouting "Earth cannon!" "Just look at Fang Shu'an's two big sleeves flying out of two big dust!

They were very close, and Zhu Liang didn't put the book in his eyes, although he was careful, he didn't count it!

But it suffered a big loss. "Poof!" This suddenly filled Zhu Liang's eyes, nose, ears, eyes, and mouth with sand, which made Zhu Liang become the lord of the land.

Zhu Liang squeezed his eyes: "Oops! Fang Shu'an took advantage of this time to pull out a knife and go forward, and it was a knife to Zhu Liang's stomach, and he couldn't wait to poke Zhu Liang through his heart.

In the end, although the flying sword fairy can't see with his eyes, his ears are so good, and when he flashes to the side, he jumps back to the background!

The people in the audience laughed so much that tears came out, and today this ring was not in vain! And the earth cannon, it's so fresh! This big head is really bad!

The thieves are really angry, and the roots of their teeth are itchy! But this is the ring, there is no way, I can only hold the flying sword fairy, wash my face with water, look at my eyelids, it is all dust, and the clean towel is slowly wiped for a long time before it is good!

The young and old people of Kaifeng Mansion looked at Fang Shu'an and directly admired it with a capital letter, and said in their hearts Don't look at this big-headed ghost martial arts, but this head melon is really easy to use, and even the flying sword fairy can be routined!

Where did Fang Shu'an's soil come from! Just pretended to go to the toilet, and other old houses finally couldn't come up with this trick "earth cannon".

The sleeves of the Song Dynasty were fat, and Fang Shu'an loaded more than two catties of sand and soil in one sleeve, and tied the cuffs inside with a rope! The cuffs on the outside are wide and you can't see it if you don't look closely!

When Fei Jian Immortal took Fang Shu'an to the stage just now, he also felt that Fang Shu'an was a little heavy, but there were more than four or five pounds of one hundred and fifty or sixty pounds, and no one would have paid attention to it! In this way, the Flying Sword Immortal suffered a big loss!

Fang Shu'an saw that the Flying Sword Immortal was defeated and returned to the backstage, and laughed, "I said, you guys, do you know who this white-bearded old man is, this is the famous Flying Sword Immortal Zhu Liang!"

If you want me to say that this person is not only superb in martial arts, but also has a flexible mind, as the saying goes, strength makes strength weak is wisdom!

This is the swordsman among the people! If you can just fight hard, you're just a reckless man, you have to learn to use your brains, and you can be both civil and military!

It's like my west-necked big-headed ghost room Shu'an! I have been in the rivers and lakes for 34 years and compiled a guide to walking the rivers and lakes!

The earthen cannon is described in detail! In the Stratagem, Chapter 8, Article 24! "Fang Shu'an is still talking in this vernacular!

The crowd below didn't care whether what Fang Shu'an said was true or not, anyway, they were very happy to hear it, and they were all cheering for Fang Shu'an! is about to treat Fang Shu'an as a storyteller!