Chapter Thirty-Three: A Resting and Getaway

Chapter 33 Rest and Retreat

Li Bing chased Ao Guang and chased him out of the fantasy cave. Suddenly, there was a new world here. But I saw an arched cave door made of seven-colored flowers, and the lintel had the words "Yue Yao Cave Sky" on it.

Li Bing was so unhappy when he saw the four big characters "Yue Yao Dongtian", and said to himself: "Master said to wait for me here." ”

The scenery of Yue Yao Cave is also good: green mountains and clouds are steaming, green water is blue; green mountains, beautiful peaks are inserted into the clouds, the clouds are uncertain, floating like a fairy; the green water is murmuring, the sound is like playing the piano, flowing around the mountain, green and blue, blue and deep; there are also lakes like clear mirrors, the lake water is clear, the stone eggs are like pearls and jade, the sand and gravel are like gold and silver, the fish are flying in the meantime, the brocade scales are shining, the turtle chases the shrimp play, you swim leisurely, and the joy is harmonious; the breeze comes slowly, such as the lady shaking the fan, soft and lovely, the waves are not frightened; the mountains are all over the wilderness, the strange flowers and different grasses: the fragrance of flowers is intoxicating, the blades of grass are pointed at the sword, the heroes of protecting the flowers are handsome and dazzling; the clumps of fruit trees, the fruits fall from the branches, the red and yellow are green, the water is bright and shiny, and the bending branches are bright; the birds of the high branches are singingThe sun sifts through the gold, and the clouds cover the sky. The Yaochi where the queen mother lives is not easy to talk to.

Li Bing walked while enjoying the beautiful scenery along the way, which was very comfortable. Accidentally, he suddenly found that the master was not far away, beckoning to him.

Li Bing rushed towards the master.

A corner of the sky in Yueyao Cave.

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren held the dust in his right hand, held a bunch of sugar and oil fruits in his left hand, stood under a ginkgo tree, and beckoned to Li Bing with a smile.

Li Bing hurriedly ran over and knelt down: "Master Lao is coming from afar, thank you in vain." ”

Xiyuan childlike real person laughed and said: "No thanks, no thanks, the virtuous apprentice has appreciated the wisdom of the cross, the heroism, benevolence, wisdom and courage, and the victory is continuous, and the teacher will specially reward you with a bunch of sugar and oil fruits, and the teacher knows that this is your favorite." Take it, it's a reward. ”

Li Bing took a string of six sugar and oil fruits like rock sugar gourds with both hands, took down three and offered them: "The apprentice borrows flowers to offer immortals, and respects the master." ”

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren took the sugar and oil fruit and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed and chewed, and the two sugar and oil fruits went down, and said again and again: "It's crisp and delicious, you can eat it." ”

Li Bing looked at Master's hard work, and couldn't help laughing: "Master's teeth are really good." ”

Receiving the praise, Xiyuan was really happy: "That's it." Do you want to know the secret of protecting your teeth for your teacher?"

Li Bing hurriedly responded: "Of course I want to know." ”

Xiyuan is innocent: "You eat quickly, I'll tell you if you eat it." ”

Li Bing said, "Okay." So he bit down on a sugar nut fruit, pulled it horizontally on the right side, and the sugar nut came to his mouth, and after a few chews, it was gone. Then bite horizontally, as concocted, three times five divided by two, and the two sugar and oil fruits are gone.

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren looked at Li Bing's eating and wanted to laugh: "The apprentice's strength is not bad." ”

Li Bing knew that there were two kinds of images of a person who were very ugly and ugly, one was ugly in his sleeping state, and the other was ugly in eating things, and he thought that his eating appearance must be ugly, so he smiled embarrassedly, and immediately led the topic: "Famous teachers make high apprentices." Master, what is your secret to healthy teeth?"

Xiyuan is innocent: "Don't you say that I almost forgot, my old problem is forgetfulness, my words are still in my ears, but I forgot what I said." What was I going to say?"

Li Bing's appearance of smiling or not was very funny, because at this moment he was not sure whether the master was really forgetful or naughty, amused, so he said, "Master wants to tell the apprentice how to protect his teeth." ”

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren said mysteriously: "This clear zirconium method, in fact, is very simple, very operable, every time you urinate, you don't think about anything, just close your eyes, grit your teeth, and pee with all your heart." Over time, you can receive bright eyes and strong teeth, and the most important thing is persistence. ”

Li Bing asked, "Master, it's as simple as that, there is always a way to call it, right?"

Xiyuan Zhenren smiled: "Of course, this has a very loud name, this trick is called the Bright Eyes and Bright Teeth Method, perseverance, will see miraculous results." ”

Li Bing smiled and said, "I remember." ”

Xiyuan is innocent: "Very good. In vain, during this time, you turned to the dangerous mountains and rivers, it was very hard, and now we go to all parts of the Yue Song Cave to go around, scatter our hearts, relax and relax, rest and recuperate, so as to fight again. ”

Li Bing seemed a little embarrassed and said, "Thank you Master for your care, but ......."

Xiyuan Zhenren felt a little strange: "But what?"

Li Bing was a little indebted and said, "Master, how do you say it? What do you mean?" It's rare for a real person to understand it.

Li Bing explained honestly: "Telling the truth is to say what you want in your heart, and the second word is the second way of saying, that is, following the master's words, without your own true thoughts." ”

Xiyuan Zhenren laughed: "Of course the master listens to the truth of the apprentice." ”

Li Bing said: "Master, that apprentice has offended Master. Master, it's too picky, I ran all the way to buy a bunch of sugar and oil fruits, which is not enough for our master and apprentice to fill in the gaps. ”

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren was not angry, but just swiped a few fingers with the fingers of his right hand and index finger: "Poor Dao is tight, and there is no broken silver." Then he smiled wryly.

Li Bing nodded slightly, expressing understanding, monks, that's it, poor. Otherwise, why do you call yourself poor?

Suddenly, from behind, "Haha! You two master and apprentice are hiding here and eating sugar and oil fruits." Brother Dao, the Condor Virtuous Disciple said it well, you, the master, are picking, very, very picking, not generalizing. ”

Xiyuan Zhenren immediately attacked the other party and said: "Uh, Lishan Mother, you are really provoking the relationship between our master and apprentice." ”

Lishan's old mother said with a smile: "Who told me that the relationship between your master and apprentice is so good that I am jealous, I am so jealous that my heart is itchy, I really want to provoke it, and the old body and psychology are balanced." ”

Xiyuan Zhenren said: "Senior sister, you have to think about it, don't get depression." ”

Lishan's mother said very open-mindedly: "That's not enough." Otherwise, as soon as I smell the sweet smell of sugar and oil fruits, I will rush from far and wide to eat my mouth?"

Li Bing felt very strange: "Mrs. Shi, we are eating sugar and oil fruits in this quiet place away from the hustle and bustle, do you really smell the fragrance?"

The old mother of Lishan nodded earnestly: "Condor apprentice, Mrs. Shi, I really smell the fragrance of sugar and oil fruits." ”

"Apprentice, don't you know, in addition to clairvoyance and shunfeng ears, the immortal family that can be controlled remotely is the old mother of Lishan. The fairy world is called Baili Sniff. ”

Li Bing was convinced: "Shi Taizhen is a god." ”

Xiyuan childlike real person said: "Mrs. Shi is very sensitive to fragrance, especially researched, the sweet water surface taste, that delicious, absolutely, you will add the bottom of the bowl of the sweet water surface to the bottom of the bowl will be clean, I can't wait to chew the sweet water bowl to eat." You ask Mrs. Shi. ”

Li Bing was drooling at the master's words: "Is it so exaggerated? Master, please ask the apprentice to taste your sweet water for a long time." ”

Lishan's mother generously agreed: "Okay, this day will not be far away." The old mother of Lishan turned to Xiyuan Zhenren and said: "Brother Dao, you still have a bunch of sugar and oil fruits hidden in your sleeve, and the fragrance is not endless, do you think I don't know?, what year and month do you want to hide it? ”

Xiyuan Zhenren took out a bunch of sugar and oil fruits from his sleeve at this time, and there were six in total, two in a family, and the three of them laughed when they ate.

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren said: "We have made an appointment to celebrate the phased victory of the apprentice here, and we will not take the sugar and oil fruits out for the time being, is it to see if you really have the ability to smell for a hundred miles?" Lishan's mother asked.

"Admire, admire, admire. Xiyuan Zhenren said after all

Li Bing felt that he had eaten and played, so he was a little anxious, and said: "Master, the apprentice doesn't want to rest for too long, the apprentice wants to fight the reverse dragon quickly and solve the problem upside down, otherwise the apprentice will not be able to sleep and eat." ”

Xiyuan Zhenren encouraged: "The apprentice is eager to save the people, and the teacher can understand, but he can't eat hot tofu in a hurry." ”

Li Bing said anxiously: "Master is reasonable, but the disciple is anxious. ”

Xiyuan Zhenren patiently said: "If you are a strong enemy, don't be careful." If you blindly talk about a quick battle, this way of defeating the army is also. On the contrary, it can numb the enemy to the point where his arrogant soldiers fight lightly, and this is the way to win. Apprentices can carefully ponder and experience. ”

Li Bing is so perceptive that he can understand it at one point: "Master, the apprentice understands that rest and recuperation is of positive and important military significance; in the course of resting and recuperating, he accumulates strength, discovers that the enemy is inferior and defeated in the course of rest, and in the course of resting and recuperation, he arranges his position in order to facilitate the re-fighting......

Xiyuan Zhenren patted Li Bing happily: "Apprentice, good, you understand the truth that speed and unspeed are mutually transformed, and you don't have to worry about it anymore for the teacher, so it is very beneficial for you to accompany the teacher and the teacher to have fun." ”

The Condor was grateful: "Thank you Master for your hard work, then we might as well have fun again." ”

Xiyuan Zhenren said with a smile: "The master-apprentice relationship is deep, don't talk about this." ”

Li Bing said sincerely: "Master is so good. ”

Xiyuan childlike real people are happy to be praised again, happy all the way, humming all the way.

The Condor followed.

At this time, a neat line of birds flew in the sky.

Li Bing said: "Master, you see, these cyan birds are so disciplined and neatly arranged. It's so cute. ”

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren said in an envious tone: "Of course, what the Queen Mother of the West has trained is different." ”

Li Bing didn't understand: "Master, why are these birds involved with the Queen Mother of the West again?"

Xiyuan Zhenren said in detail: "These blue birds are the Annunciation birds of the Queen Mother of the West." Once the Queen Mother of the West is going to descend on any emperor's house, these blue birds will fly first to report the good news. ”

"Ah, it's not easy, these blue birds are really spiritual. Which emperor are they flying to now?"

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren thought about it and said mysteriously: "The secret of heaven must not be leaked. After a pause, he said, "The apprentice won't blame the master for keeping it a secret, right?"

Li Bing understood Master's approach: "The apprentice won't blame the Master, the heavenly discipline should be observed." ”

Xiyuan said happily: "The apprentice is open-minded and understanding. "It's all Master's teachings. ”

Xiyuan real person pointed in front of him: "Apprentice, there is still a good scenery ahead, do you want to play?" The apprentice is eager to play a few more fairy scenes, as long as the master is happy. ”

The master and apprentice came to the peach orchard of the Queen Mother of the West. The peach trees in the garden are full of peach trees with strange branches, and they are full of honey-dripping peaches. The red peach tip is delicious and lovely, not to mention eating, but it is sweet to the bottom of my heart when I look at it so much.

Li Bing was so unhappy: "Master, this peach is a beautiful enjoyment, and you can eat it." Master, this is the legendary Pan Tao Garden of the Queen Mother of the West, right?" No. ”

"Isn't it?" Li Bing was surprised.

"The legendary Pan Tao Garden is the old Pan Tao Garden, also known as the sister Pan Tao Garden, this is the new Pan Tao Garden, also called the sister Pan Tao Garden. My sister's peach is ripe every 3,000 years, and my sister's peach is ripe every 2,900 years. ”

"No wonder I ate peaches and lived forever. Li Bing didn't want to leave. "Let's go. "I don't want to leave. "There's more to come. "Really?" Master has lied to you for a long time. ”

The master and apprentice came to an orange grove. I saw that the leaves of the orange tree were green and smooth, shining, and had an eye-catching aura. The branches of the orange trees were bent over by the crystal clear ruby-like oranges, and they could be plucked at hand.

Li Bing said: "Master, this orange must be delicious, pick a master and taste it." "Don't, even if your master dares to pick it up and eat it, the old body will report him, I have a reporting number here at 1100." Lishan's mother said. "Ahh "That's not it, the old body reminds you, I'm afraid that you, a gluttonous cat, will break the heavens. “

Xiyuan said with a childlike heart: "You have it, who dares to eat this fruit! No matter how greedy you are, you won't dare to eat it." "Why? There are so many oranges, and the Queen Mother of the West can't eat them all." Li Bing was quite suspicious.

"In vain, it's not that the Queen Mother of the West can't eat all of these oranges, but that the Queen Mother of the West is reluctant to eat even one of them. Xiyuan Zhenren said.

Li Bing immediately asked, "Master, who is the Queen Mother of the West who is not allowed to eat so many oranges?" Guess in vain. "Xiyuan real people are in trouble.

Li Bing thought for a moment and said, "Otherwise, these oranges are poisonous and can't be eaten at all, just for viewing." "This orange is not poisonous at all, it tastes extremely delicious, and it is definitely the best of the oranges. ”

Xiyuan Zhenren obviously tasted the taste of this immortal product, otherwise how could he know so clearly. Li Bing said with this question: "Master said with relish, maybe he has also tasted this immortal fruit?"

Xiyuan said with a little pride: "In that Hundred Fruit Competition, the orange of the Queen Mother of the West was beautiful and won the championship, and the teacher was the director of the judges, did you say I had tasted it?" Xiyuan real people have a pride that can't be hidden.

Li Bing is so envious of the master: "The master is so blessed." "Of course."

Li Bing broke the casserole again and asked, "Master, you haven't said who the Queen Mother of the West is going to eat this orange for." ”

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren wanted to test the imagination of the apprentice: "Apprentice, guess?"

Li Bing thought for a long time: "Master, the apprentice is dull, and I can't think of it for a while, please make it clear to the master." "The orange of the Queen Mother of the West is for guests to eat, we have seen these many guests just now, and if you think about it again, you will definitely remember it." ”

Xiyuan Zhenren patiently inspired. Li Bing pondered for a long time, and suddenly suddenly opened his mouth: "Master, I remembered that the oranges of the Queen Mother of the West are for many blue birds to eat, right?" Yes, yes, yes, that's right, you're so smart, you're so great, you're really smart. Xiyuan childlike real people applauded warmly as they spoke.

Master's enthusiasm, Li Bing was embarrassed as a child. "This is a new orange cultivated by Xiwang's mother, red as agate, transparent as ice, and a fairy ice orange. ”

Li Bing suddenly woke up: "No wonder, this orange is a fairy product, it is really different, red as a gem, as clean as ice jade, it is the royal food of the blue bird, of course, it is not allowed to be picked at will." ”

Xiyuan Zhenren said mysteriously: "This ice orange is ripe in 999 years, it is extremely precious, and if you climb it at will, you will be killed by thunder!"

"Oh, the apprentice was almost struck by lightning, and Master Xie saved the apprentice's life. ”

Xiyuan Zhenren waved his hand again and again: "Mo Xie, Mo Xie." ”