Chapter 34 Intelligence Questions

Xiyuan childlike real person and beloved apprentice Condor, the master and apprentice came to a kiwi forest at ease. Lishan's mother followed.

The Condor said mischievously: "Master, I like to eat barbecue and drink pear wine. ”

Xiyuan Childlike Zhenren reacted quickly and asked, "What do you mean?"

Li Bing knew that he had lost his words, so he quickly corrected it: "There is nothing special about it." ”

Xiyuan Zhenren grabbed it and said: "Do you still want to pay for the teacher?"

Li Bing argued embarrassedly: "How dare you?"

Xiyuan Zhenren looked at the apprentice's obedient appearance and snickered. said: "If you want to kill the restaurant, just say it, don't be embarrassed." ”

Li Bing stopped talking. "Well, let's bet on winning or losing, it's fair." Xiyuan Zhenren came up with an idea.

Li Bing hurriedly said: "Rock-paper-scissors?"

Xiyuan Zhenren waved his hand: "That's a toddler game, we play advanced." ”

Li Bing was anxious to know what to play, so he asked, "Master, what are you playing?"

The real person said mysteriously: "We play intelligence tests. ”

Li Bing was very happy: "Great! Mind games are my forte." ”

Xiyuan Zhenren is childlike: "Very good." The test is to test your strengths, otherwise you will become drinking boiled water, and you will not have energy. Apprentice, now I'm going to improvise a question to test you, what questions do you say?"

Li Bing thought for a while and said, "Since it is an impromptu question, it is best to use things on the spot." ”

Xiyuan childlike real people high-fived and said: "It is the meaning of being a teacher, what kind of thing has local characteristics as the theme?"

Li Bing looked around, saw the kiwifruit full of trees and fruits, and said, "Master, let's take local materials and use kiwifruit as the theme, how about it?"

Xiyuan childlike real people like it so much that they jumped up: "Okay, let's take kiwi fruit as the question, and listen to the question in vain." ”

Li Bing said with a serious expression: "Master, the apprentice has been waiting for a long time, please ask for the question." ”

However, at this time, Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren was not in a hurry to come up with the question, but announced the examination discipline with a very strict attitude: "Apprentice, for the teacher, solemnly announce the examination discipline." ”

Li Bing replied sincerely: "Master, no matter how many examination disciplines there are, the apprentice promises not to commit a crime. ”

Xiyuan Zhenren fully affirmed the apprentice's statement: "The apprentice's attitude is very correct. In fact, there is only one discipline in the examination, and if you lose, you must admit your account, and you are not allowed to cheat on your account. "Master, please rest assured, the apprentice will not cheat, this is the trick. Li Bing compared a turtle king with his hand.

Xiyuan childlike real person smiled: "My beloved apprentice won't be the eighth turtle king, right?" Quite right. Master, please ask for the question. "Listen to the question, do you know how the pear wine is made? ”

The Condor was surprised: "Master, did you make a mistake, I answered correctly and still have a treat?"

Xiyuan childlike real person is very naughty: "Apprentice, this is the rule of the game I play, do you play?"

The Condor hurriedly said: "The rules of the game that the master plays, of course the apprentices have to play." ”

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren said very seriously: "You have to answer honestly, if you know, you will answer correctly, and you are not allowed to deliberately answer wrong." ”

Li Bing was quite suspicious: "How does Master know that I am answering falsely and falsely?"

Xiyuan said confidently: "There is a lie detector for the teacher." ”

Li Bing asked curiously, "Where is Master's lie detector?"

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren stabilized: "You don't care, I have it anyway." Are you ready? ”

The Condor was also inconvenient to ask, so he had to say, "Master, the apprentice is ready, please ask the question." ”

Xiyuan childlike real person is meticulous: "Listen to the question, is the hairy pear wine made from hairy pears? ”

The Condor also looked meticulous: "Hairy pear wine is not made from hairy pears." ”

Xiyuan Childlike Real Man is serious: "Please listen to the second question, Mao Pear Wine is not made from hairy pears, why not? ”

The Condor pointed to the kiwi forest, and his attitude was serious: "The answer to the second question is that because the hairy pear wine is fermented and brewed from kiwifruit, it is not made from hairy pears; There is cross-thinking in this question. ”

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren smiled slyly: "Hehe, the complexity of the question is here, the disciple is smart, the answer is completely correct, you are in a treat." ”

The Condor admitted: "It is natural for apprentices to respect their masters." What does Master like to eat?"

However, Xiyuan is not in a hurry to eat at the moment, but still wants to play: "Not busy, there is a third problem." ”

Li Bing was also very interested: "Master, please ask." ”

Xiyuan asked the childlike real person: "Which organ of the human body is exposed, which is the highest peak of Everest in the human body?"

Li Bing couldn't answer for a while, thinking that this question was so awkward.

Xiyuan childlike real people snickered: "This question is difficult, think about it slowly." ”

Li Bing frowned and thought.

Xiyuan Tongxin couldn't hide his joy: "Apprentice, the teacher has finally tested you." ”

Li Bing pondered hard to no avail.

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren said happily: "Actually, it's very simple, very clear, don't think crooked." ”

Li Bing drew a picture on his head with his fingers like a brother Hugh, and suddenly replied, "Nose." ”

Xiyuan Tongxin was really happy: "Completely correct, you have a treat." ”

Surprisingly, Li Bing made a new request: "Master, it's no problem to invite a guest in vain, it's just a ......." "Just what? Xiyuan smiled and pointed at Li Bing.

Li Bing hurriedly denied: "Master, is the apprentice this kind of person?" What do you mean?" Xiyuan Zhenren asked with a grin.

Li Bing said with great interest: "Master, there are only three questions, and you can't have enough fun, so let's have a few more questions." ’

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren was quite proud: "As a teacher, I also have this intention, what kind of questions will I test you?" As the master does, he will come to his heart's content, and ask wherever he wants. ”

Xiyuan Zhenren thought for a moment and asked, "How about we guess the riddle?" Master, great, guessing riddles can develop the intelligence of the apprentice. ”

So, Xiyuan said seriously: "Now continue to ask questions, please listen to the question: "'Sitting is also lying, standing is also lying, walking is also lying, lying is also lying.'" Guess what this thing is?"

Li Bing has a very good memory, and he remembered it after listening to what the master said, and he followed the master again and asked the question: "Sitting is also lying, standing is also lying, walking is also lying, lying is also lying", Master, what are you talking about in this riddle? ”

Xiyuan was happy like a child, thinking that it was difficult to be a disciple: "Haha! I can't guess it? "Caterpillars, paramecium, centipede insects, you can name a lot, they are all in this state, 'sitting is also a face, standing is also a face, walking is also lying, lying is also lying'. "No, no. Xiyuan Zhenren immediately denied it.

Li Bing thought about it, and originally wanted to say that there were many solutions to this question, but in order to make the master happy, he replied: "Snake"

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren immediately decided: "That's right, you're in for a treat." "Okay, I'm in vain. Master, please ask again. ”

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren coughed and continued to ask the question: "Make a brain teaser to test your intellectual reaction." "Okay. Li Erbing replied. "Eastmelon can be eaten, watermelon can be eaten, pumpkin can be eaten, pumpkin can be eaten, melon can be eaten, what kind of melon can be said but not eaten?"

Li Bing thought about it for a long time, muttering to himself, what melon can be said not to be eaten, what melon is not to eat? Finally, the answer came out, well, by the way: "Master, fools can't eat it." ”

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren jumped again with joy: "Haha! You got it right again, a treat." ”

Li Bing was very refreshing: "I'm in for a treat." Master, please ask another question. ”

Xiyuan Tongxin's real head is very bright, and after thinking about it for a while, he came up with another question: "Many roads in the world are very narrow and difficult to walk, but there is one road that is the narrowest and the most difficult to walk, what road is the narrowest?"

Li Bing reacted really quickly: "The sheep intestine path is the narrowest and most difficult to walk. "No, I'll give you another chance. “

Li Bing thought for a while and replied: "The chicken intestine path is the narrowest and most difficult to walk"

The master smiled: "You are so funny, you only smell the chicken intestines and the small belly, but you don't smell the chicken intestines path, you still have one last chance." ”

It seems that the master will not stop if he does not eat the banquet of good apprentices.

In fact, the apprentice knew the master's intentions, so he immediately gave the correct answer: "The road is narrow." ”

Master is so happy: "The apprentice is literate and smart. Treat. ”

"Sort of, in vain. It's so funny, it's so fun. Master, let's have some fun with the questions. ”

"It's just three things, no fun. ”

As soon as Li Bing put the high hat on the master, he begged bitterly, "Master, welcome another question." Master's brain is like a huge think tank, and if you pick up a small question, you can scorch the disciples. ”

Li Bing's words made Xiyuan Zhenren happy: "The apprentice is patting the master's ass, is the master so powerful?" Li Bing said honestly: "Master's brain is a universal think tank, and the apprentice is by no means a master ass." “

"Seeing that the apprentices are eager to learn and think about this, let's have another question. "Thank you, Master. "Listen to the question, this question beware of baking you crispy and fragrant. "Don't be afraid. Li Bing said. "Okay. Please listen to the question. The sun comes out of the east and goes down in the west, and the moon rises in the west and goes down in the east, and the two cannot meet together. But there is a situation where two can be placed together. Excuse me, what's going on? This is the culture of the apprentices. ”

Li Bing was very confident: "Master, culture is the strongest point of apprenticeship, when I write the word 'Ming', I put the sun and moon together. ”

The master exclaimed, "Clever, extremely clever, a treat." The answer lies in the praise that the teacher just gave you. ”

Li Bing smiled calmly: "Yes, the apprentice is treated, may I ask Master, what are you eating?"

Lishan's mother watched the master and apprentice engage in intellectual games with greed on the side, and they were so happy that they wanted to join the gang when they saw it. He shouted: "Don't be busy, don't invite me to a treat? ”

Xiyuan is a childlike real person who doesn't do it: "This is not a cut and robbery, and those who don't talk about it have a share." You have to understand that this is an advanced intellectual activity, you don't participate in the test activity, you don't use your brains to share the results, this is called getting something for nothing, sitting back and enjoying it. "Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren adheres to the principle of the game and does not buy the face of the junior sister. "Ah, it's so serious. The old body came to take the intelligence test. Lishan's mother said.

Xiyuan Zhenren quipped: "They all say that the old lady is unresponsive and disabled, is it true?"

Lishan's old mother sneered at each other: "Legend has it in the fairy world that you recently had a cerebral infarction, I don't know if it's true?"

Xiyuan Childlike Real Man laughed openly: "Haha! It's true, it's true, it's completely true." He applauded happily: "Welcome to Mrs. Shi, just rely on Mrs. Shi's quick thinking, it's amazing." It's about participating, not about winning, but about complying with our game requirements and using local materials. ”

Lishan's mother said: "This is difficult to get old. "Okay, Mrs. Shi, please ask for the question, and the apprentice will listen to the question." "Xiyuan is a childlike real person, like a star referee.

Lishan's old mother said: "Considering that Li Bing is in charge of Shu County and cares about Nongsang, is it good to come up with a test related to this?"

Li Bing said: "It's great to come up with this test. ”

Xiyuan Zhenren sincerely admired: "High, really high, high level, high wisdom, high difficulty." Please ask the question. ’’

The old mother of Lishan said: "There is a big mulberry tree on Yulei Mountain on the opposite side of the river, the new leaves are beautiful and tender, there is a silkworm on this side of the river who wants to eat the silkworm leaves, the key to the problem is that there is no bridge, there is no boat, how can this silkworm eat this delicious mulberry leaves." ”

Xiyuan childlike real people applauded again: "High, really high." ”

But the apprentice eagle here hesitated, pacing back and forth, and said for a while: "Is it possible to ask birds to fly across the river to eat mulberry leaves?" "No, you can't rely on others, you have to rely on your own hard work." “

Li Bing paced back and forth again. After a long time, my heart lit up, and I suddenly became enlightened: "Silkworms turn into moths and cross the river to eat mulberry leaves." ”

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren once again high-fived happily: "Absolutely, absolutely, the apprentice is extremely smart, I answered correctly, I have a treat." ”

The Condor asked, "May I ask Mrs., Master, what are you eating?"

Xiyuan's childlike childlike energy: "Of course eat barbecue and drink pear wine." How is my sister?"

Lishan's mother smiled and nodded.

The Condor was very generous: "Which stall to go, Master, please order, apprentice treat." ”

However, Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren was not in a hurry, and he changed his words: "In this way, send it to the account first, and when you subdue the evil dragon, when we celebrate, it is not too late to kill the restaurant." Disciple, you can rest well, and you have to be more vigilant about the rest of the matter. ”

Condor: "Thank you, Master, for your advice." ”

Xiyuan Zhenren: "Apprentice, without further ado, go and complete your unfinished business." ”

Li Bing obeyed the order: "Let's set off." ”

Xiyuan Zhenren smiled: "What a vigorous and resolute one, keep up the good work." ”

Li Bing thanked the master and Lishan's mother: "Master, the master is too apprenticed." ”

Xiyuan childlike real people waved the dust lightly

The old mother of Lishan also waved the dust frequently to the divine eagle.

The Condor spreads its wings and flies, roaming above the blue sky and white clouds.