"It's useless, the Plan A you gave has long been rotten, and the little cake doesn't work anymore." Achu picked up his mobile phone to talk to Huang Tian, he stood at the gate of the compound anxiously, while Chen Yunhan was still brushing his teeth and washing his face, he tried his best to ask his good brother to find a way for him, otherwise he would have to die young.

Huang Tian on the phone chewed something chewy, "Why are you angry when you have nothing to do?" Are you just lacking in heart? Three days without a house tile? ”

Achu grabbed her hair and stomped her feet impatiently, "How do I know that she is angry again, I am indeed a little lacking in heart!" But it's not entirely my fault! Didn't you find out yesterday? She didn't speak all day, with a bitter gourd face, and I felt a little hung this time. ”

Huang Tian suddenly realized, "No wonder...... I thought she was on her period, but she was angry. ”

"Then again, how did she get angry? You shouldn't take advantage of her menstrual period...... Makes her angry, right? Oh, my God! Sin deserves death! Huang Tian watched the fire from the other side and gloated, "I guess you are dead this time, buy a coffin and prepare for the funeral." I will burn money for you on Qingming Festival every year, but I don't know if there is a high ...... below I don't know if Yuyuki Tomino is still alive. ”

"......" Achu was speechless, when it came to the critical moment, there was no way, and there were a lot of whimsical ideas.

"Shit, you! People are still alive and well! Ah Chu shouted, and suddenly he covered his mouth with his hand, for fear that Chen Yunhan in the room would hear it, and then he lowered his voice and told Huang Tian, "If I die...... You don't want to be better! I'll come to you every day, every day, every night, all the time, all the time...... Looking at ...... You! ”

"Oops...... I'm good, I'm afraid you won't come. Huang Tianman didn't care about picking out the earwax, he blew away the earwax on his fingers, "My surname is Huang, Huang Tian's thick soil Huang, what am I afraid of?" ”

"The Emperor Tianhou Tu is not that yellow, it is the emperor!" Achu helped him correct it, he turned his head to look at the peace in the room, and it was estimated that Chen Yunhan was still grinding for a long time.

"Huh? Is it like this? Panic Huang Gonghuang ...... Emperor? …… Yellow? "Huang Tian is struggling with the tone of pinyin.

"......" Achu was speechless again, "Don't dwell on that unnecessary tone anymore!" Just follow my surname Chu! ”

"Okay, Mr. Chu." Huang Tian nodded generously, as the saying goes, if you don't change your name, you don't change your surname, as long as your brother says a word, you will immediately erase your name from the family tree, and follow others to wander the world from then on.

"It's Chu...... Not Chu. ”

"Okay, okay, I know, don't talk nonsense, I know it's serious enough. She may not listen to what you say, and if you don't speak, it's like air anyway. Let's work step by step to resolve difficulties. Girls, I like the Cold War the most, it's as short as a day and a half, and as long as a lifetime. But it's okay, girls and women are sentimental animals, and they are particularly vulnerable when it comes to feelings. So as long as you please her again, maybe I'll forgive you. Huang Tian taught Achu to do things seriously, and he seemed to have a serious attitude, but who knew that he was picking his toes on the phone.

"Hmm...... I see, is this your Plan B? Achu nodded seriously, no matter what bad idea Huang Tian gave him, now there is just a way, he will definitely adopt it.

Huang Tian was silent for half a second, he coughed for a while, and a dignified attitude for a while, "Hmm...... It's not Plan B, because I haven't thought about Plan B yet, but I think it...... If you can...... If you take a sycophant, that's not bad, don't think about face at this time, stay by her side like a boyfriend, and comfort her wholeheartedly! ”

"Good...... Good...... Yes? What the heck? What boyfriend? I have nothing but pure friendship with her! There is no superfluous relationship! I'm calling you to figure it out, not to let you join in the fun! "Achu Thunder is irritable, if he has this temper for a long time, then he will definitely not be bullied.

"Pure friendship? I understand, I understand, the relationship between men and women is like a blank sheet of paper at first, after years of friendship, wind, frost, rain and snow, do you think the last blank paper will be as blank as it was at the beginning? Don't be stupid, my brother, the bits and pieces of your life will be like crayons, filling this blank sheet of paper with colors and finally becoming colorful. Huang Tian made a tirade and told Achu that he didn't expect this guy to have literary and artistic cells.

"Well......" Achu was silent, but he still tried his best to explain clearly, "Really...... I only have a blank relationship with her, it's very monotonous! ”

"Uh-huh!" Huang Tian nodded, everything was expected by him, "I know, I haven't finished talking yet, even the colorful white paper is very fragile, once your relationship breaks down, this white paper will be torn apart, do you want to repair your relationship with glass glue?" ”

"I didn't think about it like that, everything was a burst of your whims." Achu retorted to him.

"Oh......" Huang Tian nodded slightly, "Oh yes, is her birthday over?" ”

"Hmm......" Achu was a little difficult to speak, but he had to tell Huang Tian, "Her birthday...... It's this Thursday. ”

Huang Tian was suddenly hit by five thunderbolts, and he was really startled, "I'm a good girl!" That's a coincidence! ”

"Too coincidental? Tell me clearly, what do you mean? Achu didn't understand what Huang Tian meant, his brain circuit couldn't turn, and Chen Yunhan was still in the house for a long time at this time.

Huang Tian told Achu in a dignified manner, "The meaning is very simple, her birthday is a good opportunity, give her a surprise, it must make her extremely happy, the kind that explodes!" As soon as she is happy, she will naturally forgive you. By the way, the confession will be resolved...... Oh hahahaha, kill two birds with one stone, push the boat down the river, why not. ”

"......" Achu was speechless again, "You guy...... I want to die! You didn't understand what I was talking about, did you? I have a pure friendship with her, no extra feelings! There is no confession even more! ”

Huang Tian looked indifferent when he plucked his ears, "I said brother, what are you anxious about?" Is she not good-looking? Or do you not like women at all? Friendship can also evolve, didn't say that feelings can't be sublimated, haven't you heard "The Evolution of Feelings"? ”

"I didn't ...... I've never heard of it, you must have made it up. Achu affirmed this, and suddenly jumped out of a "Theory of Emotional Evolution", is this a branch line based on Darwinian evolution to create brilliance?

"It's not important, the important thing is her birthday, you have enough time to prepare, you must give her a surprise, let her be extremely moved, a person who doesn't even care about his own birthday, will care about other people's birthdays, let alone her, I will be moved." Huang Tian slapped his thigh while teaching Achu.

"Maybe I'll be moved...... What did she do with her personal promises? Blessed are you! Huang Tian was still popping up strange thoughts.

"Go, go, go while cool! How could I not know about my own birthday......" Achu was furious.

Huang Tian asked him calmly, "Then you...... What is your birthday this year? ”

"Hmm......" Ah Chu thought silently, "Hmm...... Number four? Number Five? It seems to be November, and it seems to be December, sometimes it comes early, sometimes it comes late, I forget, anyway, it is a certain day in a certain month this year. ”

"......" Huang Tian was speechless, it seems that he really guessed correctly, a person who doesn't even remember his own birthday would remember someone else's birthday, is his memory born for someone else?

Huang Tian continued, "Don't play dumb with me, I know you clearly understand, I'm talking about the other party's birthday, and I know you will definitely arrange it." Even if I don't tell you to do it, you'll be running away for a birthday party or sneaking out to buy a cake and a present. You are such a person, always duplicitous, saying the exact opposite of what you do. ”

Achu didn't admit it, "You're not me, can you still guess what I'm thinking?" I'm me, I'm me, I've got my own little abacus, hey...... I'll figure it out myself, it's a waste of time to come to you. ”

"Uh-huh!" Huang Tian smiled, and he told Achu, "The public's eyes are bright, and the one thing you have never changed since you were a child is ...... You don't like to express what you care about, so you can only sneak around, every time you are asked to do something, you don't agree verbally, and the result is more serious than anyone else, so ...... What more do you want to say? ”

"......" Achu was silent for a while, this point was indeed said by Huang Tian correctly.

"No money!" Achu refused to be crisp and neat.

"So......" Huang Tian still wanted to hear what he had to say, "is this your excuse?" Don't use excuses as evasions, it's not a manly style. ”

Achu confessed and told Huang Tian, "I really don't have any money, I went to an amusement park and came back, and my worth was zero!" ”

Huang Tian pouted and smiled, "I know, I know, on Saturday, you took Miss Yun Han to the Sky Fireworks Park to play, I know it clearly." ”

Achu looked confused, "Wow...... You...... How do you know? Are you stalking me? ”

Huang Tian sat on his seat in confusion, "Hey, hey, don't talk nonsense, who is following you, can't Zhong Yu and I return to play with them?" Could it be that only the governor is allowed to set fires and the people are not allowed to light lamps? ”

Huang Tian continued, "Fate makes us inseparable, and that day I wondered, how could that person's back be so similar to you, and it was true...... That's you. Are you still having a simple relationship with me? Is your family simply about taking girls to amusement parks? Along the way, there are talking and laughing, hugging, hooking shoulders and backs, performance art, it's really shameful! ”

"This, this, this...... It happened that she was in a bad mood in those days, was there anything wrong with me taking her out to play? I think it's normal! Achu tried his best to quibble, but that's the way it is.

"I'm in a bad mood...... Taking someone to an amusement park? Huang Tian felt that the logic was a little strange, and he followed this logic and told Ah Chu, "That's good! Next time I'm in a bad mood, you can also take me to the amusement park to play, let's also talk and laugh, hug and hook shoulders! ”

"Shhh...... Why are you so shameless? "Achu obeyed this guy.

Huang Tiankai eats breakfast hands-free, "People are shameless, the world is invincible." ”

"Cut...... Be all abroad. Achu saw that it was not early, and faintly heard the sound of footsteps coming from the house, "Then I'll hang up first." ”

"Let's go, let's go." Huang Tian urged him to leave, and a call didn't know how much money was consumed.

He watched Chen Yunhan walk out of the house with a shoulder bag, his face was still cold, and he seemed to have no emotion. The silent face was like a sharp knife piercing Achu's heart, making him tremble.

"Oh hello, good morning, you're so beautiful today." Achu incarnated as the whirlwind butler Ayasaki and bowed to Miss Chen Yunhan's standard ninety degrees. But she was indifferent at all, her face did not change and chewed gum and went out, ignoring Achu on the side.

Poor Baba, everything is self-inflicted.

"Are you hungry? What should I have for breakfast? I'll buy it for you, steamed buns or fried dumplings? Churro or tofu brain? Sweet or salty? What kind of milk do you like to drink? Sweet or sour? Or is it pure? Achu followed Chen Yunhan's side, and the irritable words were crooked in her ear.

"Wow, you're so beautiful today! When did you buy the bow headband on your head? It's so beautiful! It's too good for your temperament, when can you give me one? Achu said a lot of nonsense, but Chen Yunhan never responded to him, and the embarrassing atmosphere equaled a helpless tone.

"Do you like cake?" Achu showed a hippie smile and looked ill-willed, "Fruit cake or cream cake?" How many pounds of cake do you need? 3 pounds or 4 pounds? ”

"Do you like it or not? What about chocolate? Do you prefer white chocolate or dark chocolate? Do you like sweet chocolate? Or bitter chocolate? Or 100% pure chocolate? Achu gradually talked to himself alone.

"I think I prefer sweet chocolate? But it's not good to be too sweet...... It's easy to get tired. Achu held his chin with two fingers and gradually became nervous, "I have eaten 100% pure chocolate once, Huang Tian gave it to me, 100% chocolate is too pure, and I feel like I want to vomit when I chew it." ”

Suddenly, he found that Chen Yunhan was listening to the song with headphones on, and he didn't hear Ah Chu talking at all. It is true that he is blind, he patronizes and pleases people, and his mouth ignores his gaze. He pursed his lips and smiled, swallowing all the awkward vibes in his mouth.

"I'm a good girl, you brought headphones and you said it earlier, I thought you deliberately ignored me." Achu sighed helplessly, he walked hunched over, and he was no longer able to straighten his waist.

Chen Yunhan took off the earphones in her left ear, and she looked at Ah Chu with a blank expression, "Were you talking to me just now?" How do I hear someone babbling? ”

Achu spread his hands and shook his head, "No, no, I didn't speak just now, there is a parrot singing, it is singing Dong Chou's "Qili Xiang", and the sparrow in the first lyrics is its friend." ”

"Oooh." Chen Yunhan seemed to understand, she put on the headphones and continued to listen to music.

Music is a ubiquitous stalker, it is one with the air, whenever and wherever the person is, the music is there. It may be in the bathroom, it may be in the kitchen, it may be in the living room, sometimes you can meet it in the bath, sometimes you will encounter it when cooking, sometimes you will encounter it when you do housework. It's just so shameless, hovering back and forth between your ears.

Chen Yunhan suddenly aimed at the toy shop on the street on the right, which was the place where he and A Chu and the others had come here last time to get nervous. The storefront sign reads "Old Pot Toy Shop" in five big words. Chen Yunhan swallowed her saliva, she ripped off the earphones on both sides, pulled Achu's clothes, he stopped and looked at Chen Yunhan standing in place.

"What's wrong? Are you hungry? Or are you thirsty? "Achu can only obey Chen Yunhan's orders now.

Chen Yunhan told Ah Chu softly and gently, "You ...... Go to school first, I'll have to be late. ”

"Huh? Why? Achu didn't understand Chen Yunhan's instructions. Suddenly, her face changed ruthlessly, and she looked at Achu with an indifferent attitude. It made the Chu child tremble, and it happened that a gust of cold wind hid in his body, tickling the corners of his body.

"Don't ask, you just do it." Chen Yunhan told him.

"Oooh...... All right. He nodded to accept Chen Yunhan's order, he glanced at Chen Yunhan and then turned to leave, "You hurry up and keep up, don't be late." ”

After Chen Yunhan watched Achu's back leave her sight, she set her eyes on the toy shop. I didn't think much about it, and walked into the toy store without saying a word. She glanced around the room, picked up three boxes of Gundam and walked to the front desk.

"Boss, pay the bill!" Chen Yunhan took out Stitch's co-branded wallet from his pocket.

"Four hundred and five, girl." The boss nibbled on melon seeds and watched mainstream TV.

Chen Yunhan took out five hundred yuan from his wallet and handed it to the boss, feeling like a banknote given to her by Stitchie, "There are five hundred yuan here, no need to look for it." ”

The boss sat in his seat in a daze while gnawing melon seeds, and canned laughter came from mainstream variety shows on TV. The boss staggered to his feet, and his right hand, which was full of wrinkles and years marks, accepted five hundred yuan.

"Girl, then I'll give you a small Gundam, and I'll take the extra fifty yuan." The boss handed Chen Yunhan a small Gundam package, Chen Yunhan smiled slightly with the little Gundam, and the red heresy that pierced the sky, I didn't expect there to be a children's version.

"Thank you." Chen Yunhan put the four boxes of Gundam in his bag, said goodbye to his boss and went to school. Four boxes of Gundams were crammed into her bag, and she had a hunch that they would come in handy.