Chapter 61: You're a teenager
South District, a street stall.
The warm sun hangs high in the sky, and the soft white clouds cling to the blue sky. The lazy sun is charming, the wind penetrates the white clouds, as if all the scenery is talking about love, the two investigators stand under the vast blue sky and white clouds, the smell of finger cakes wafts around, the comfortable atmosphere, and the lazy time are walking slowly.
"Okay, your finger cake, take it, it's a little hot just now." The proprietress of the stall spoke softly, and she handed Chen Shicun a finger cake that had just been spread, rich in materials, two pieces of biscuits, bacon, ham, celery, and eggs, and the price was fair, estimated at about seven yuan.
Shen Qing stood aside indifferently, but he swallowed his saliva unconsciously. He is not interested in the food of the world, and the only thing he loves in his life is strange things, such as Luban locks, Mojia tricks, and wooden oxen and flowing horses.
He pretended to be calm, arrogant and at ease, and the way he swallowed saliva was so cute.
The essence of human beings is like this, they obviously don't want to eat, but when they see others holding their hands and grasping cakes, they swallow their saliva. Even if you don't move like a mountain and keep your body like a jade, the smell of finger cakes still seduces your nose and seduces you to go further and further on the road to crime and food.
"What are you doing?" Shen Qing was speechless, looking at Chen Shicun's cheap face, holding the finger cake and not eating, licking it vigorously, is he a pervert?
Chen Shicun gave Shen Qing a thumbs up, at this moment he was like an imposter gourmet, evaluating the deliciousness of the finger cake, "Don't you really try it?" This finger cake is really super delicious! One bite down, the world is not in vain! ”
The proprietress of the stall stood in the stall with an embarrassed expression, she couldn't imagine that a hand-held cake could be worth all the fireworks in this world? Is it really that delicious? Anyway, she thinks it's ordinary, after all, she has long been accustomed to dealing with finger cakes every day. If she had the chance, she would like to try her hand at setting up a street Buddha jumping over the wall.
"It's really %¥......**&% delicious!" Chen Shicun took a bite of the hand and grabbed the cake, his eyes shining.
"What the hell are you ...... Can you swallow something before you speak? Hell knows what you're talking about! Shen Qing glanced at him, his face speechless and disgusted. The guy is not interested in anything, not even women, only the child of prophecy and the food to live up to it.
The last time he greeted the Child of Prophecy so enthusiastically, did the other party pay attention to him? Oh, yes! People thought he was a human trafficker, running faster than a rabbit without twisting his head.
Chen Shicun smiled and patted Shen Qing on the shoulder, and then he was going to be angry with Shen Qing, he dangled in front of Shen Qing with his hand grasping cake. Shen Qing remained silent, at this moment he was like an iceberg of self-love, maintaining his cold attitude, isolated from the world, and not communicating with lower animals with no intelligence.
But he was still defeated, he couldn't help but vent his temper, because the guy in front of him was really speechless to the door, so inflated, so cheap, why did he draw this guy when he chose his teammates? If it's fate, he can accept it, but what if it's all shady? He's going to have to complain to the organization!
"If you keep doing this, I'm sure I'm going to kill you. Do you believe it or not that I actually slapped a size forty-four shoe in your face? Let's see what a shoe cake is! Get lost! Shen Qing pushed Chen Shicun away, then turned to leave.
"Hey! Wait a minute! Where to go! What's next? Chen Shicun trotted over, he put his hand on Shen Qing's shoulder, Shen Qing looked impatient, this is impatient from the bottom of his heart.
"Let's go to the Son of Prophecy now, and tell him something, and then return to the journey." Shen Qing adjusted to his best condition, he didn't want to leave a bad impression on the son of prophecy, but it seemed that it had already been left, that is, the influence of human traffickers.
Chen Shicun nodded, "Oh oh my God, I haven't had enough fun to return to the trip so soon." ”
"And how long do you want to play? Gentleman! Shen Qinggao straightened up and put his hands in his pockets, his pace was not inferior, and his expression was unruly, feeling that he was more like a cynical young master.
Chen Shicun nodded shyly, "Hahahaha, there aren't many days, it's only a week...... Anyway, it's nothing to do when you go back to the organization, so why don't you go back after a few days, what do you think, dear? ”
Shen Qing smiled, "You make me feel?" Scold! I think you'd better stay at Daybreak and pour your tea, I think they'd be happy to hire you. ”
"Huh? Not very well, I'm just an investigator. Chen Shicun is clear about his identity.
Shen Qing looked at him ruthlessly, "You still know that you are an investigator?" Do you still want to play around? I don't know that work is the most important thing! Don't be in a hurry to speak when you see the Son of Prophecy, otherwise you will scare people again. ”
"Hmm...... I know. Chen Shicun grabbed the cake and nodded seriously, but he didn't have any opinions.
Shen Qing took out the car keys from his pocket, "I'll drive." ”
"Huh? Why do you come to drive? Am I bad at driving? I think it's pretty fast! It's just a few clicks. Chen Shicun didn't have the slightest self-awareness, only thick skin.
Shen Qing smiled, "Uh-huh...... It's pretty fast, it's almost overspeeding. Well...... No, it's already speeding. ”
"That ......" he was just about to speak, and his paper-thin lips were immediately gagged.
"Don't say anything, I'll just drive, after all, I want to live another 500 years." Shen Qing opened the car door, he threw the car key and said to Chen Shicun, "You roll into the passenger seat, remember to fasten your seat belt." ”
His tone was quite calm, leaving Chen Shicun speechless for a while. The man was right in everything he said, even the bargaining.
"Oh...... All right. Chen Shicun could only nod his head, he ate the last bit of the finger cake, and threw it into the classified trash can without regrets.
Shen Qing started the engine, and suddenly Chen Shicun stopped him, "Wait a minute! ”
Shen Qing opened the car window and looked at the guy standing next to the trash can, standing like a fool in the wind and rain.
"What's wrong with man? What else do you want to do? Shen Qing suppressed his temper and grinded his teeth, as the so-called bow opened without turning back, the engine that started was about to set off, but that guy had a temporary mutation, what did he want to do? Is there an urgency to urinate at this time? Where are the public toilets at the end of the street for his convenience?
"I, I, I......" His lips trembled desperately, as if some nonsense was about to burst out of it.
"Hurry up! If you have something to say, talk about it, and let it go! Shen Qing was furious and slapped the steering wheel, which was particularly like a scene at this moment: the stupid guy had already bought a ticket and was ready to get on the bus, but he stood at the door and thought about it for a long time. The handsome and dashing waiter asked him what was wrong? In the end, he said...... Stomach pain.
"I still want to buy a cup of milk tea to drink, I just ate finger cakes, and now I'm a little thirsty." Chen Shicun confessed leniently, and half a sentence was true. Shen Qing looked at him with a ruthless face and swallowed saliva, without the slightest feint, his tone was sincere, and his eyes were firm.
"I'll give you five minutes, go and get back! By the way, help me buy a bottle of bubble tea, normal ice! Thank you! Shen Qing watched his figure and his steps like an agile rabbit rushing away, and it seemed that Simmons's enthusiasm was still in his heart.
Ten minutes passed, and the guy came back with a full harvest. Holding milk tea in both hands, one large and one small, Shen Qing's eyes were very sharp, and he poked the small bottle of milk tea at a glance, he didn't need to guess, he knew with his hips that this bottle of milk tea was his, and the other bottle of big milk tea was himself. In this way, that guy's comparison psychology has gone deep into the bone marrow.
"Here, your milk tea." Chen Shicun smiled and sweated, and Shen Qing took the milk tea with squinting eyes.
Shen Qing took the milk tea, the packaging design was dark green with bright white, and the bottle body was written with ten italics of words "Lin Shen saw a deer, I have never seen you", which sounded quite literary and artistic. The top cover also leaves the words "Antler Alley", which may be an unknown brand.
"Why...... Your milk tea is bigger than mine? Mine is that small? You're doing it on purpose, right? Shen Qing was puzzled, such a gap was not a matter of five centimeters, but a matter of more than five centimeters.
Chen Shicun took a sip of milk tea, his face was beautiful, and his face was swaying, "Because the waitress of that milk tea shop is interesting to me, so give me a bottle of big milk tea." ”
"Really? Are you buying people's hearts with money? You look like a slut Chen, who believes you. Shen Qing didn't want to believe his lies, because the other party habitually ran the train with his mouth full. He put the milk tea aside, stepped on the gas pedal and set off to find the Prophecy Child.
"Alas, if you don't believe it, it's come to this, don't be sad, I'll go buy a few oranges and come back."
", shut your foul mouth!" Chen Shicun suddenly shook his body, he was afraid that Shen Qing would suddenly step on the accelerator at the door, just like the speed of a car with soaring blood pressure, the soul of the golden cicada would remain in the back of the car, and the body would be unscathed under the protection of the seat belt.
"Well, look, look, with your grumpy appearance, who will like you. It's useless to be handsome, let's have a good attitude, be a little Buddha, don't lose your temper at every turn, just be happy. ”
"Can you pause for a moment?"
"Good ......"
Old.
"Can you stop stomping your feet, it sounds annoying, and if you need to urinate, go to the bathroom." Chen Yunhan was lying on the table, holding a fairy tale book in both hands, and it was also a series of stories from Pipiru's Mobilization, this time she watched the wolf singer, that is, the "Big Bad Wolf Roque" series.
"Huh? Have it? Hahaha, don't stomp, don't stomp, I'm not happy at all. He laughed and said a bunch of nonsense.
Chen Yunhan ignored him and continued to read. She knew that the guy was waiting for the end of class, waiting for the beautiful dusk of the afternoon, running to the so-called club, and spending a good time with her goddess in the twilight stage. I really don't understand why that guy would join a club that has nothing to do, he can't draw, but he just wants to save face. Could it be that the ghost is obsessed? Or are you blinded by a vixen? Hell knows what's going on in that guy's mind.
Achu looked at the time on his watch, the morning was coming to an end, and he was happy when he thought of going to the appointment in the afternoon. Chen Yunhan hoped that he would be turned away, so that his salted fish heart would die.
"Ah Chu......" Huang Tian lowered his voice and called out to Chu Yunan, Ah Chu looked confused, and he didn't hear what the guy said at all.
"What? What are you talking about? I can't hear clearly, can you speak louder......" Achu responded to Huang Tian, he made a big circle to Huang Tian, meaning to let him speak with the volume button up and let go of his vocal cords.
Chen Yunhan was reading with headphones on, and he didn't hear the idiots on both sides talking at all, but he could see it through the afterglow. On the one hand, I don't know what I'm doing, I'm drawing circles like a fool, as if I'm drawing a circle to curse you, while on the other side, it's like an immortal pointing the way, pointing to a deer as a horse.
"Birthday...... Cake, confession......... Forgive. Huang Tian lowered his voice and continued to shout, he loved Mr. Lu Xun's "Scream" alone. He pointed his finger at Chen Yunhan's petite body, Achu looked at him as if he was talking very uncomfortable, his throat seemed to have been ruined by a pack of cigarettes, he couldn't hear it clearly, and his voice was full of hoarseness, was he ready to imitate Cui Jian's "Fake Monk"?
"Am I a good girl? Can you speak louder, I still have earwax in my ears that haven't been cleaned. Achu's face was full of helplessness that said "I couldn't hear clearly".
"My day......... Can't you read lips? Huang Tian was about to lose his anger, he didn't know that Chen Yunhan was listening to music with headphones, and both headphones were blocked by his long hair. He wanted to die in all kinds of pain, and he felt the urge to hit someone.
As soon as the bell rang for the end of class, Achu ran faster than a rabbit. Chen Yunhan took off his headphones, took out Green Arrow gum from his pocket and threw it into his mouth. Huang Tiangang wanted to go out of the classroom to discuss with Achu this morning, but Chen Yunhan pulled his pants. It's a little nervous and scared, and being naked molested by girls in public! The biggest pinnacle of life! Just change your name to Huang Fengfeng.
Huang Tian was very scared in his heart, and his pants were ...... The pants were about to be ripped off by Chen Yunhan, but fortunately there was a rope tied to the pants, otherwise it would be embarrassing.
"Can you not pull my pants......" Huang Tianzi was round, looking pitiful.
Huang Tian swallowed nervously, "Auntie, let me go of these pants, I just bought these pants recently, the original price is sixty, after my continuous hard bargaining, I successfully cut ten yuan, I beg you to let go of my pants, he is innocent." ”
Chen Yunhan chewed gum, looked at Huang Tian and said, "Sit down, please have something to ask you." ”
"What's the matter?" Huang Tian immediately sat down, straightened his posture, and took it seriously.
Chen Yunhan took the shoulder bag out of the drawer, the shoulder bag was bulging, and he didn't know the situation and thought that he had stuffed a few time bombs. She unzipped it, took out three boxes of Gundam from it, and handed them to Huang Tian without hesitation.
Zhong Yuhe Huihui sat behind Huang Tian, as if he smelled cheese, and unconsciously came over to join in the fun, this talent is innate, and he was born with a keen sense of smell for Gundam.
"High ...... High high Huang Tian was super invincible and nervous about stuttering, Gundam was trembling desperately in his hand, and Gundam who still had temperature was like freshly baked meat buns, of course he loved the former more. As soon as he was nervous, he forgot what Chen Yunhan had told him before.
"Don't you know?" Chen Yunhan crossed Erlang's legs, chewed gum and blew bubbles.
"Recognize ...... Know, of course I know, I know everything when I turn to ashes, hahahaha. Huang Tianhan smiled, he really couldn't believe that such a virtuous and elegant Miss Yun Han would give him such an expensive gift, could it be that his birthday was discovered? But my birthday has long passed.
Chen Yunhan began to get into the topic, "I want to ask you for one thing, it depends on whether you are willing or not." If I don't want to, then I'll have to take back the Gundam......"
Chen Yunhan smiled gently, and before she could reach out to take back the Gundam, she heard the three musketeers speak in unison.
"Yes!" The two words that came suddenly were clear and extremely clear. It's like in the wedding hall, he promised the other party without hesitation, and he was willing to give the rest of his life to the man in front of him. But how can a wedding lead to the results of three people, isn't this just nonsense?
"Hahaha, I knew you would." Chen Yunhan smiled, "It seems that the trick of buying people's hearts is quite good, I like it." ”
"What is it that we need our help with?" Zhong Yu leaned his face on Huang Tian's shoulder and spoke, and on the other side was returning.
"What are you two making a fuss about?!" Huang Gaoda gently stroked the faces of the two of them.
Chen Yunhan pretended to cough a few times, she leaned over, and Huang Tian leaned over with the two passers-by behind her, A and B, as if announcing a shocking secret. The hearts of the three of them were pounding, and they could use Gundam to buy people's hearts, which shows that this thing is not ordinary. Could it be to bomb the Pentagon in the United States? This is a cross-international crime!
"I ...... I want you to do one thing for me, when school ends this afternoon, I must stop Achu from going to the No. 1 teaching building, and I can't let him go to classroom 205 on the second floor, do you know if there are three of you? She spoke very softly, and Huang Tianyi and the others could hear every word clearly.
"Why?" Return blinked, he could hear clearly, but he didn't.
"Could it be that Victo is held there
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et?” I didn't expect Huang Tian to pay attention to international brands, why didn't he pay attention to urban beauties?
"If you don't want to...... Forget it, I'll find someone else to make this deal. Chen Yunhan stretched out his hand and was about to take back the Gundam in Huang Tian's arms, but the guy immediately stuffed the Gundam into his clothes.
"Yes! Of course I do, Miss Yun Han paid us a high price, even if it was to go to the soup, we would not hesitate to do it! Huang Tianyi strictly accepted Chen Yunhan's explanation, and stuffed Gundam in his arms to keep his promise, "No matter how difficult the task is, we will complete it." Just stopping Achu is a pediatric treat to us. Besides, who else loves Gundam more than we do, and I promise you won't find a fourth! ”
Zhong Yu felt a little strange scratching his hair, and he told Huang Tian, "Hmm...... Don't forget, there's that guy Achu. He loves Gundam more than the three of us, and he's going crazy. ”
"Oooh." Huang Tian nodded, "That guy doesn't count, he's not a human at all." ”
"In a word, give me a reply." Chen Yunhan seemed a little impatient, but when he asked someone to do something, he had to be sincere, the more he chewed the gum in his mouth, the more tasteless it became, and it felt like a piece of white sugar.
Huang Tian swore that he clenched his fists and pounded his chest, "The huge rivers and lakes, the martial arts are sinister, I am a brother, and I can stick a knife in both ribs." But for the sake of Gundam, I can stick my brother three times. ”
"And me." Hui couldn't help but snicker, "I'll stab me four times." ”
"That'...... According to you, do I have to stab me five times? Zhong Yu followed the logic all the way down.
"Not bad, not bad." Chen Yunhan smiled slightly, things were as expected, she finally didn't spend three Gundams in vain, and then she took out a small Gundam from her shoulder bag and handed it to Huang Tian.
"Give this to Achu, I believe he will definitely use it."