Chapter Ninety-Six: The Small-Town Youth

"Are you alright? Does it matter? Need a trip to the hospital? ”

Someone is talking, the voice is a girl, but when you start, it is like the Himalayas, allowing you to feel the magical damage of lack of oxygen at an average altitude of more than 7,000 meters.

Achu felt that his head had been injured by 10,000 catties, and the last fortress was completely reduced to a mud city.

Other than that, he couldn't feel the pain in his teeth, only the grogginess of his head and the collapse of his nerves. In a daze, he always heard someone calling his name, just like Shuk and Beta calling each other.

"Call Achu, call Achu. The ground tower calls Achu, hear please answer, hear please answer......"

A few shouts jumped back and forth in his ear, and if the other party was a tower, then it must be a beta. If the other party is Beta, it means that he is Shuke. He is Shuk who drives a plane, and the other party is a beta who drives a tank.

Huang Tian wanted to use pliers to clamp Ah Chu's nose hair, which was about to seduce him. He stood beside Achu and held potato chips to share with his two brothers.

"Achu can't be already burping, right? I once read a novel about a protagonist who gets knocked unconscious by a punch and immediately returns to the West. Zhong Yu told everyone with a correct attitude.

Suddenly, with a "snap", Huang Tianyi slapped Zhong Yu on the back of his head, and pulled up his ears and stretched them.

Huang Tian told Zhong Yu in a serious manner, "Can you accumulate virtue and do good?" Isn't it good to read some novels all day long, and read them as seriously as I do? In the future, I will go out into society and contribute to the country. ”

"Boss, boss, boss! Don't pull it anymore, your ears are about to be ripped off! Zhong Yu's ears were flushed, and in a hurry, he threw the black cauldron back.

"Report the Boss! I report! It's a return, if you have something to do, hand me the novel! The last time it was "Dragon Babu", this time it is "Eight Dragons". Zhong Yu laughed and tried to hide from the world.

Huang Tian looked at him speechlessly, "Is there a difference?" Do you really think I haven't read Jin Yong's martial arts novels? ”

"I didn't expect it...... I can't hide it from you. Zhong Yu sighed helplessly.

Returning to stand aside and drink Coke and laugh, "Hahahahaha, do you really think the boss is a fool?" Although he is usually a little uneyed, he is a little unresponsive, his limbs are developed and his mind is simple, he can't go to the hall or the kitchen, he can't be literate or martial, but he has a handsome face. ”

Huang Tian turned his head and looked at him speechlessly, "Are you praising me or am you hurting me?" ”

"Hahahaha, of course that's a compliment to you, my dear boss!" Immediately after returning, his face changed three hundred and sixty-five degrees, and it seemed that he had taken the opportunity to tell the truth in his heart.

"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and tell Achu to get up, I don't know if this guy is really dizzy or not." Chen Yunhan had an iceberg-like face, as if to show that she didn't care about Ah Chu's situation at all, but cared about whether he could "live" and agree.

And she had another thought in her heart, "That guy has a good idea of pretending to be dead." ”

Huang Tian proposed to tell Chen Yunhan, "That's not easy, just take the snacks in his room, and after eating these snacks in front of him, I don't believe this guy will not wake up." ”

"Does it work?" Chen Yunhan was a little skeptical.

"That bunch of snacks is almost higher than eighty-two years, and he is reluctant to eat them himself. Trust my way, it's a recipe! His accent suddenly changed to a rural accent, and he gave Chen Yunhan a thumbs up.

"Well, that's just a try. It's not our snack anyway, and even if it fails, we won't lose. Chen Yunhan agreed with Huang Tian's opinion, and she smiled slightly like the tip of a melting iceberg.

"Then you guys go quickly!" Chen Yunhan gave an order.

β€œGotit,Si

! ”

In Achu's small world, there are a bunch of white villains running around, like villains evolved from dandruff. They live in the mind of Achu and serve as commanders of different ideas for the imaginary fortress. They have different ideas, different emotions, different heights, but they all cast their eyes on the outside world, as if standing in the center of the brain and treating the outside world as a movie.

"What the hell are they trying to do? Especially Huang Tian, who actually paid attention to my snacks, did he want to go against me? Or is it ...... He's been eyeing my snacks for a long time, so it's a long-planned plan! ”

β€œstop!”

Except for the breathing in the nostrils, the rest of the sensory system stopped in amazement. Millions of pores closed at the same time, and Achu straightened his back and lay on the sofa, lying on the side waiting for danger to come.

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(The enemy is coming, do a good job of first-level defense!) One of them, a small English-speaking man, was the first to give the order.

Dandruff-like creeps are active in the center of their brains, holding hands to defend the fortress beneath their feet, and they transmit commands from the transmitters in the tower to the sensory system, as if telling the sensory system to be prepared for defense, because danger is everywhere.

His vision is like a wide-angle lens, and the control of his brain is handled by the little white people. It's his innate ability, it's like hanging up.

"Miss Achu, if you don't wake up again, I'll eat all the snacks in your room. Just take a little bit now, and I'll take it all later. Huang Tian walked downstairs with a bunch of snacks, and Achu was still lying motionless on the sofa.

"Eat openly! Enough! Huang Tianhao shared the snacks with everyone, but he didn't share them with Achu, because that guy is like a corpse now, just ask if there is a corpse that will eat snacks today?

"Okay, you yellow day, you dare to share my snacks with others? I'll get rid of the Gundam in your room when I get back! Achu swallowed his anger, this idea was thought up by a white villain.

"I didn't expect Achu to give up snacks to fulfill us, what a great man!" Zhong Yu sighed, tears full of tears.

"It seems that Achu has fainted, let's send him to the First People's Hospital after eating snacks." Huang Tian tore open the potato chips, and the barbecue-flavored Lay's potato chips were in his mouth, like a pile of dead leaves being trampled underfoot.

Chen Yunhan also began to eat snacks without hesitation, regardless of the feeling of heat eroding the body, it was refreshing!

"My pleasures, my favorites, your pleasures, my favorites, his pleasures, our joys." Return to spitting out ink and mouth, one bite at a time.

"Then again, these spicy crayfish chips are so delicious! No wonder Achu is reluctant to share with us, if it were me, I wouldn't want to, and I would enjoy it alone. Zhong Yu doesn't have a backache when he stands and talks, and he is not ashamed to eat snacks.

"Hmm...... I think too. Chen Yunhan nodded slightly.

Ah Chu swallowed his saliva slowly, and a simple small detail was captured by Chen Yunhan's sharp eyes. Are that guy's eyes a sniper rifle? Lurking fifty meters away in the jungle and killing a white rabbit with one shot?

"If it weren't for weight loss, I would have eaten all of Jiang Yixue's snacks a long time ago." Chen Yunhan complained about staying in shape while eating potato chips.

Huang Tian looked at her with a confused expression, "Who is Jiang Yixue?" ”

"Oooh...... That guy. Chen Yunhan explained to him, "That guy is purely an idiot who plays games, although he is not bad-looking, but his IQ is a bit worrying." ”

Huang Tian walked in front of Achu with potato chips, and without saying a word, he directly picked up the potato chips and started eating. The crunchy sound of potato chips, and the tempting taste of the soul, like two soldiers rushing straight to the front line, immediately shattered the two war zones of nostrils and ears, the sensory system collapsed in an instant, and the fortress in his brain fell to scrap metal in an instant.

"Red Alert Red Alert, the third-level monster 'Blade Head' is approaching the tower, all sensory systems have collapsed, and the Supreme Commander has issued the last su

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de

(Surrender) directive. ”

"Don't don't don't surrender, surrender and you're lost."

"It seems that even his favorite potato chips can't wake him up, and I feel the need to send him to the People's Hospital immediately." Huang Tian sighed as he ate potato chips.

Chen Yunhan seemed to have guessed Ah Chu's thoughts, that guy just wanted to make Chu Chu pity and wake him up, so that he could wake up with face.

"Shhh...... My head hurts a little, how can there be a salty taste in my mouth? Achu pretended to be a first-class patient and woke up.

"Phew!" He spat out a small piece that resembled a stone, "What the hell is in your mouth?" ”

"Teeth?!" Everyone could clearly see a wisdom tooth on the ground, still stained with blood. It's hard for Huang Tian to imagine that Achu is sleeping with his teeth in his mouth, what kind of strange operation is this?

"You're so hungry that you eat your teeth?" Huang Tian carefully handed the potato chips back to Achu.

"I ......" Achu didn't know what to say.

"Don't thank me, friend, that's what I'm supposed to do." Chen Yunhan smiled slightly, and Achu sat on the sofa dumbfounded. Thanks to her for what? Thank her for successfully knocking out a wisdom tooth? Thanks to her, she is more skilled than a professional dentist?

"Hahahaha...... What a humorous guy. Achu smiled awkwardly.

Huang Tian suddenly grabbed Achu's shoulder, "Next time you do this, I will simply send you directly to the People's Hospital." ”

"Is it really that serious?" Achu was a little skeptical.

Huang Tian looked at him with a smile, "You can try again." ”

"Uh...... No, I'll be exempt this time. Achu used laughter to ease the embarrassment.

Zhong Yu suddenly opened a new topic, "Today's weekend, why don't we go out and play?" ”

"Where do you want to go?" Hui looked at him calmly.

Zhong Yu spread out his hands and looked ruthless, "Whatever, you can play wherever you want, do you want to watch "SpongeBob SquarePants" at home alone?" ”

"Nope! I want to watch "The Adventures of the Flying Pigs", today, Saturday, if nothing else, maybe an updated episode. As an old fan of "Flying Pig", Achu will be clear to him whenever he updates it.

Huang Tian lazily leaned on Achu's back, "Don't be, since my favorite black pig died, I don't want to chase this animation anymore." Ahh Give me back the black pig! ”

"Why don't we go to Sky Fireworks Park again?" Huang Tian returned to normal in a second.

Achu shook his head and refused, "Forget it, I don't have the heart to run around, the main thing is that I don't have any money." You had such an expensive dinner last night, who came all the way to clean up the mess for you? ”

"It's you...... Brother Chu. Huang Tian nodded affectionately.

Chen Yunhan suddenly debunked Ah Chu, "Didn't you just pass by that restaurant?" ”

"Tsk......" Achu turned his head to look at her speechlessly.

"And what do you want?" Achu asked Huang Tian.

Huang Tian paused, and he told Ah Chu, "As long as it doesn't cost money...... Anything is good. ”

Chen Yunhan proposed, "Or...... All of us gathered around and discussed everyone's little life, how about everyone? ”

Her suggestion caused all the teenagers to fall into a short ten-second contemplation, and everyone's minds unfolded their own thoughts, and finally everyone's answers were as if they had already been connected, and they replied fairly uniformly.

"Ness! Very nice suggestion! They all gave a thumbs up, which seemed to give Chen Yunhan a lot of face.

"Achu, then you come first, I see you shouting the loudest, you should have a series of plans for your future, right?" Chen Yunhan pointed the arrow at the innocent Achu.

"Why me? Didn't I just say that? There's not much to talk about in my little life, and I'd like to have Ave if I could

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S (Avengers) asked me to fight Thanos together. Can you jump the next one? Achu was full of grievances, but Chen Yunhan didn't care about his grievances.

He was now busy cutting his toes and refusing to answer about his life, because it would only make his life look like the smell of his toes, and it would be disgusting to think about it.

"No, you can't." Chen Yunhan ruthlessly dismissed Achu's pity, and she continued, "Hurry up, hurry up, don't grind." ”

"Okay, okay, I'll take a look at it first." Acchu thought with his chin rested.

"My little life is very ordinary, if you want to listen, I will talk about it. If you hear impatience in the middle of the process, you will not be refunded. ”

"Hurry up! Don't talk nonsense, grind and chirp, like a little girl. ”