Chapter Ninety-Seven: Monographs on Life
"My life has come to this point...... It's a mess, eating, drinking, and sleeping every day, day after day, year after year. If the most meaningful day is to go to the sky fireworks park with you, slide through roller coasters, break into haunted houses, win prizes, and eat marshmallows. β
"Although the expenses that day were out of my budget, as long as it makes you happy, I don't think I will lose money at least!" Ah Chu sat cross-legged on the ground, his eyes fell on Chen Yunhan's body, how did that guy suddenly learn to sensationalize?
Huang Tian covered his mouth and pretended to cry, "I'm ...... I'm so impressed! It turns out that there is really true love in the world! I'm almost crying...... How can there be such a good boy! β
"Uh...... Not really. Zhong Yu couldn't bear to look at him directly.
Huang Tian put his hand on Ah Chu's shoulder, "Ah Chu, are you willing to take care of me?" Three meals a day is fine, I pay for the supper by myself, I don't need to wrap it, you just need to take me to the Sky Fireworks Park every week. β
"Brother Chu, can I mess with you?" Huang Tian continued to pester Achu like a shadow that couldn't be shaken off.
Chen Yunhan's heart tightened, and she was stimulated by what Achu said, she sat cross-legged on the floor and thought, "Why is he talking inexplicably?" Is it just for the only friend of the opposite sex? Would you rather starve yourself than treat yourself? Is that guy stupid to Skyrim? Why did he do it? Why ......"
Her heart seemed to be full of creeper thoughts, and she continued to think, "Why is the girl named Qu Mengcheng before, Achu unwilling to treat her 'like this'?" Could it be that guy also knows how to distinguish between right and wrong? So why did he even go to the club? Why do you want to go to the gala? Unwilling to join an organization that would change your life? What the hell is that guy doing? β
", I don't have the money to support you. Besides, the three of you are all big men, can't you go to work by yourself if you have hands and feet? Achu ruthlessly rejected them.
Hui Hui and Zhong Yu sat cross-legged on the ground with a confused expression, and they said in unison, "What's the matter with the two of us?" It's not an idea that the two of us came up with. β
"Uh...... Sorry to count you two in. Achu apologized in embarrassment.
Huang Tian suddenly hugged Ah Chu's thigh, "Don't Brother Chu!" It's okay to feed me three times a day, and I haven't had money to eat lately...... Have pity on me, my days are about to turn into twilight. β
"I can still express my life in four words, which means that I am not hungry to that extent." Achu raised his hand and pinched Huang Tian's face.
"Don't do it, Brother Chu...... I'm really going to starve to death......" Huang Tian continued to rub his cheekiness into Achu's arms.
"Achu!" Chen Yunhan suddenly shouted.
"Huh? What's up? Achu turned his head to look at her with a confused expression.
Chen Yunhan put aside the superfluous remarks and asked Ah Chu, "Why do you always refuse to join the organization?" Give me a reason now, or I won't let you go. β
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oup. i.e.: Daybreak Organization. Chen Yunhan told Huang Tian the English abbreviation of the organization, and that guy couldn't come up with it after racking his brains anyway.
"Wow! It sounds like a powerful feeling. Huang Tian suddenly coaxed, he just didn't understand what he meant, so he showed surprise.
He's really Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden - I'll take it!
Huang Tian set his eyes on Ah Chu, and he patted Ah Chu's shoulder, "Okay, Ah Chu!" Organizations invite you to join and ...... with them Let's ......"
Huang Tian suddenly stopped his words, he just remembered that he hadn't figured out what Chen Yunhan was talking about about the DG organization, and it was impossible for him to really go to the world to protect the world as he expected, right?
"By the way, what does your organization do?" Huang Tian asked Chen Yunhan, Ah Chu consciously looked at Chen Yunhan, and he didn't say a word.
Chen Yunhan told Huang Tian succinctly, "Hmm...... Just like Ave
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"Wow! Go fight purple sweet potato essence! Sounds like a good idea, so can I participate? I want to follow you to fight purple sweet potato essence. Don't worry, I won't drag you down, I have learned gymnastics for five years, and I definitely punch a small purple potato. Huang Tian's emotions were as excited as surging rivers, and he was full of expectations that Chen Yunhan would give him a satisfactory answer.
"I think if the boss is going to go to war, it is definitely a proper vanguard." Regression said.
"Agreed." Zhong Yu nodded.
Ah Chu looked at Huang Tian a little puzzled, this couldn't help but be too excited, right? Could it be that Chen Yunhan's words ignited the heroic dream in Huang Tian's heart?
Chen Yunhan thought silently, she felt that there was no need to take the initiative to invite Huang Tian at all, anyway, this guy had a lot of blood, and he naturally had a return to his place if he was summoned, it was as powerful as a fruit treasure special attack. Compared to Achu who was digging his nostrils on the side, that guy didn't know what shame was at all.
So Chen Yunhan suddenly had a moment, she really hoped that the son of prophecy would belong to Huang Tian, and then take this hot-blooded guy to save the world.
"No, you can't...... After all, my boss said that you can only take Achu back, so I'm sorry Huang Tian, you can't join. Chen Yunhan finally rejected Huang Tian ruthlessly, she watched Huang Tian's face change from prosperity to decline, and there was another sad child in the world.
Chen Yunhan didn't want to deceive Huang Tian, so he couldn't take him over to just mess around, right? In this way, he will be trained to become the second Jiang Yixue. As for Achu...... He already has the shadow of Jiang Yixue on him, but Achu doesn't like to play games very much.
"Alas...... It's a pity, maybe it's fate. Huang Tian looked up to the sky and sighed, it seems that he will have to repair the car honestly in the future.
Perhaps every car mechanic has a dream of gundam in his heart.
"Getting back to business, why don't you join the organization?" Chen Yunhan pointed the finger at Achu again.
Achu thought about it for a long time, and Huang Tian was anxious for Chen Yunhan
He paused, and he told Chen Yunhan, "I'...... I haven't decided whether to join yet, after all, it's a major life event. I have never decided my life by myself, even when I went on a spring outing in elementary school, my grandfather decided it for me. β
"You guy......" Chen Yunhan wanted to teach him a lesson, but he didn't have enough energy.
"Do you need someone else to decide on the spring outing? Isn't it okay to have money? Zhong Yu's naΓ―ve thoughts are like a blank sheet of paper.
Hui looked at Zhong Yu, "I...... Spring, summer, autumn and winter have been swam. β
Huang Tian helped Chen Yunhan teach Achu a lesson, "Are you stupid?" Giving you an organization to save the world, where can you find such a good opportunity? It's harder than winning the lottery, what are you waiting for? If you can be remembered by people after saving the world, then you are a big hero in people's mouths. β
"How easy is it to save the world...... If you don't pay attention to it, you will die without a whole body, who will pay me four gold? Achu buried his head in his knees.
"Alas......" Huang Tiandu regretted this opportunity for Achu, this guy's brain was rusty. It's like he finally picked up a fifty-dollar lottery ticket, but he thought it was a fake, and then he threw it on the ground, and finally missed the opportunity to get fifty dollars.
Someone once said, "The opportunity is given to you, but it's your problem that you can't take the opportunity." β
"Can you be more rational?" Huang Tian couldn't watch it anymore.
"You...... How long do you want to think about it? Chen Yunhan frowned and looked at Ah Chu, "Give you another week?" Or a month? Or a year? I'm running out of time, and if you're worried that your life will be ruined at our hands, I can assure you that we can't control your life, we're just showing you a clear path, and we're ...... Need you. Chu Yunan, I hope you can think about it. β
"Hmm......" Achu thought with his chin in his hands, and he told Chen Yunhan, "Give me another night to think about it, even if you are really a sales organization and trick me into your organization to sell, then I will be willing." Even if it was ruined, it was my own business. β
"Achu......" Huang Tian was a little sad.
"Flowers have a reblooming day, and no one is young. How much time does the white horse pass by. Chen Yunhan promised Achu, "Then I'll give you another night's time, after twelve o'clock tonight, Cinderella will eventually turn back into Cinderella, how will it end...... It's your own business. β
"Good!" Achu nodded in agreement.
"Next, it's your turn Huang Tian, let's talk about your life." Chen Yunhan put his aura on Huang Tian's head.
Although this guy feels like a little bully, he is really full of blood. If he can join the organization, maybe something unexpected will happen. But what can it be, the organization wants this kid Chu Yunan, and he will definitely bring him back according to the task.
Huang Tian lay in Achu's arms and told everyone, "Aha...... My life is almost the same as Achu, but I don't like those gentlemen, and I always look down on people. But not all rich people are the same, but I can assure you that they are all very scheming people. β
"Also, I hate those who bully the weak, and also steal other people's money, what a scumbag! Ahh Huang Tian scolded others, and even scolded himself.
"Hehehe...... Is he talking about himself? Zhong Yuhe returned and did not dare to speak loudly.
"My Buddha is merciful, if only you could mend your ways." Like a male bodhisattva, Achu influenced the yellow sky. That guy has changed his mind and has become a good student, so he sent the school to award him a pennant.
"Hmm...... Truly. Chen Yunhan nodded slightly, she didn't know how to reply, she continued, "Then how did you know Zhong Yu and Achu?" β
"Good question!" Huang Tian got up and sat cross-legged, he told Chen Yunhan, "All of us have known each other since childhood, although the memories of childhood are not particularly clear, but it does not prevent our friendship from being as strong as steel!" Like a friendship boat, promoted to Titanic! β
"But...... The final ending of the Titanic sank in the waters off Newfoundland in the North Atlantic, do you also want us to sink by the nearby park lake? "Zhong Yu popularizes history for everyone.
"Uh...... In this way, I forgot that the Titanic would sink, and I only knew that Jack and Ruth's love was beautiful. Huang Tian smiled awkwardly.
"You've known Achu since you were a child?" Chen Yunhan was a little confused.
"That's right!" Huang Tian nodded and continued, "When I was a child, my family lived near his house, and then I moved. But it doesn't stop our friendship from growing day by day, it's a ......"
Before Huang Tian finished speaking, Chen Yunhan interjected, "Then you are still bullying Achu?" Friends from childhood to adulthood are still bullying? β
"Holy! You're not going to hold a grudge until now, are you? I didn't mean to bully him, we were just having fun. Huang Tian hurriedly cleared up the truth.
Chen Yunhan said seriously, "I didn't say that I would hold you accountable, I just asked." β
"That's it, anyway, this guy has reformed himself, let's let him go." Achu said to Chen Yunhan.
"Brother Chu is still magnanimous!" Huang Tian folded his hands and worshipped Achu as a bodhisattva.
Achu scratched his head and smiled, "If you really want to be nice to me...... In the future, you will automatically hand over 50 yuan of incense every month. β
"......" Huang Tian's face suddenly turned blank.
"Hahahaha!" Zhong Yu and Hui snickered on the side, Zhong Yu couldn't help but speak, "The lion opens his mouth!" The asking price is even more fierce than before the boss, and if he asks him to hand over fifty yuan of incense every month, it is better to ask him to die. β
"......" Huang Tian looked at Zhong Yu speechlessly, and Zhong Yu immediately shut up when he saw this.
"Are you saying I'm poor in disguise?" Huang Tian stared at Zhong Yu directly.
"I didn't ...... You heard me wrong, I'm saying that you live and die and are rich and rich. Zhong Yu touched his chin, and his smooth jaw did not have any beard at all.
Huang Tian said, "I thought at first that Achu's family was a lottery company, because someone asked him about each lottery ticket, although the probability was about 50 percent, but it was enough to make people soar." Then I asked him out of curiosity, and I lost..."
"Lottery?" Chen Yunhan suddenly had two more doubts in her heart, she asked A Chu, "How do you know the numbers of each lottery ticket?" β
Achu said hesitantly, "I don't know, I occasionally dream about it, sometimes it is spiritual, sometimes it is not." β
Chen Yunhan continued to ask, "Then why don't you buy lottery tickets yourself?" β
Achu continued, "Who said I didn't buy it, I bought a five-yuan lottery ticket, but I didn't dare to buy too high, I was afraid of a series of factors. β
"Okay......" Chen Yunhan sighed and nodded, she had a guess in her heart, Ah Chu may really have the ability to predict, but he can predict the future through dreams.
"I don't need to talk about the other two, your lives are the same anyway." Chen Yunhan directly skipped Zhong Yuhe and returned.
Zhong Yu looked disappointed, "I'll go...... I finally weaved 500 words of lines in my heart, and I was not allowed to say it? β
"Hey, hey, next time, next time, next time you go to the school stage and talk by yourself." Huang Tian gave him advice.
"It's not early, I have to make lunch, why don't you stay and have a meal?" Chen Yunhan lowered his head and tried to ask for their opinions, but this opinion was thrown out in less than three seconds, and Huang Tian directly agreed.
"Just waiting for your words!" Huang Tian rubbed his hands happily, and he told Chen Yunhan, "White rice should be cooked with softness, not too hard and not too sticky, and it can reach just the right level." β
"Okay." Chen Yunhan got up and walked to the kitchen, and then shouted in the kitchen, "Miss Achu, come and help!" You're in charge of cooking! β
"Why am I ......" Achu stood up with a look of grievance.
Huang Tian spread out on the sofa and crossed Erlang's legs, "It's rare to eat at Achu's house, or Comrade Yunhan cooks, today is really a good day!" Zhong Yu! Go buy a bottle of Coke and come back, ask for Pepsi! β
"Oops! There is no soy sauce in the kitchen, who will help me buy a bottle of soy sauce and come back? Achu, are you there? Chen Yunhan was busy washing vegetables in the kitchen and shouted.
"Don't call me! I'm busy! "Achu is lacking in skills.
Huang Tian instructed to return like a Darling lord, "Dear return, go and help Comrade Yunhan buy a bottle of soy sauce and come back!" Go and come back quickly! β
"Who's going to reimburse the money for the soy sauce?"
"Isn't it just a bottle of soy sauce money, I'll reimburse you when I come back, go quickly!"
"The kitchen is out of salt again, who will help me buy salt and come back!" Chen Yunhan shouted in the kitchen again.
Huang Tian looked around, Achu went to wash rice, Zhong Yu went to buy Coke, and he also went out to buy soy sauce when he returned. In desperation, he could only look up to the sky and shout.
"I'll go!"