Chapter 152: The God of Dog Bites
In fact, with the exception of the players of the Seven Great Fortresses, most of the remaining players lived quite peacefully in the wizarding world.
For example, Fei Chief and Herbal Tea, the two of them found a place to practice secretly.
Wait until you can condense into a human form before you start going out.
However, it may be because the image of the body is too miserable, every time they go out, the villagers in the town will find a place to hide.
But they're normal, and the other players are weirder than the other.
Some players directly inhabit the bodies of birds and beasts and become parasitic species.
Although some players are skins, because the material is too special, they are directly bound into toilet paper.
When the screenshot was posted to the forum, it caused a lot of laughter.
"Hahahaha! This parasite is so funny! β
"He's not in the right position! Who would parasitize between the legs of a bird! β
"Bird: Shocked! Why do I suddenly have an extra stick! β
"Oh, the game can't be played, there's dirt!"
In addition to the parasitism on birds, there are many more parasitizing on a variety of different creatures.
Among them, the most sassy are the sand sculpture cute girl and the big eagle cute girl.
Sand sculpture cute girl: "Brothers, do you see it?" I'm now being enshrined as a god in a small village! β
As he spoke, he sent a few screenshots.
In the screenshot, there is an existence that looks like an ancestral hall or a church.
On the altar, there is a pure white and flawless bone, which looks extremely holy under the effect of light.
Below, hundreds of townsfolk knelt on the ground, praying reverently.
There are also all kinds of melons, fruits and meats around, and it is obvious that these townspeople have worshiped the sand sculpture cute girl as some kind of mysterious existence.
Seeing this, the players in the forum were all crazy.
"Hahaha! What the hell did you do? β
"Shocked! I traveled through another world, and I was put on the altar by the people! β
"Is it the degradation of the human form, or the corruption of morality!"
Seeing the players' messages, the sand sculpture cute girl also expressed her helplessness.
Sand sculpture cute girl: "Do you think I miss it?" You don't know what happened to me in the first place! β
Sand sculpture cute girl: "At the beginning, I was exiled to a farm, and I was taken back by their dogs!! β
Sand sculpture cute girl: "That dead dog's daily activity is to lick bones!" Lick the bones! Do you know how hard it took me to get out from under that dog's mouth? β
Instead of arousing the sympathy of the players, the sand sculpture girl's encounter attracted more intense ridicule.
"Hahahahaha, I'm laughing to death! It actually became a dog bite stick! β
"It's so miserable, the dignified evil god has traveled through another world and become a dog biting stick, is it the degradation of morality or the destruction of human nature!"
"Woo woo, people also want to lick cute girls!"
"Yikes! There's dirt, the administrator hurry up and fork the pervert out! β
Sand sculpture cute girl: "You guys are enough!" It is immoral to laugh at their misery! β
After the players laughed, they got down to business.
"How did you escape?"
"yes, you should be able to move."
Except for a small number of honest people, because they are too naΓ―ve, they do not evolve to move parts when they evolve.
The rest of the players are more savvy than the other, and they have already figured out how to evolve organs for movement when they evolved.
For example, many players who have evolved into hair have evolved something like a dandelion umbrella at the position of their heads.
As long as the wind blows, you can take off with the wind!
Wander the world! It's fun!
Of course, in fact, most of the time, these goods have no way to control the direction of the wind, so they can only drift with the wind.
In the end, the ghost knows where he drifted to, some on the cliff and some in the sponge, and became an orphan who could only be in the wild.
It's fine on the cliffs, at least it's windy.
Those hairs that float to the sponge and are directly soaked will be killed on the spot.
It's all wet, how else can I do it?
There are also players who have directly evolved their hands and feet, but because the way of action is too weird, they are often chased in the wild.
In the end, he could only act at night, and later became known as the demon crawler of the night by the locals.
At night, you can see a pile of bones and pieces of flesh running, which directly scares many people.
Sand sculpture cute girl: "! You don't know that the dog remembers my scent! β
Sand Sculpture Cute Girl: "Every time I run out, it won't take long for this bastard to find my location and take me back!" β
Sand sculpture cute girl: "I really can't stand it...... This dog's nose is so special that I really can't help it, and I have to show my miracles in front of these real names! β
When the players heard this, they laughed like crazy, and the whole forum was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.
"Hahahaha, I can't do it! It's hilarious! β
"Online cute girl dog mouth escape, just ask how to escape!"
"I've been playing games for so many years, and it's the first time I've seen someone restrained by a dog!"
"A dog at the beginning, all the equipment depends on grabbing!"
Sand sculpture cute girl: "Don't laugh, then I finally found a way, in front of those villagers, I spoke, saying that I am the bones of the gods in the sky, and I came to this world to save you, so they enshrined me." β
Players are even happier.
"Hahaha! The bones are okay! β
"Why don't you say you're an orphan? Then you are the heir of the gods! β
"It's so funny, I can't imagine the experience of a cute girl in my life!"
Although the players laughed, the experience of the cute girl was much better than most people.
For example, eating fish and not eating shrimp is now in a state of dire straits.
He evolved skin, however because it ended up being a ball, he and most of his skin were wrapped around the surface, and it was also the furthest part that was blasted away when it shattered.
It was only as far as he was blasted, and he just landed in a hunting ground.
In the hunting grounds, almost all of them are wild beasts raised by nobles.
Eating fish instead of shrimp originally thought that having these beasts as parasites was also a good choice.
In order to successfully leave this hunting ground, he also tried his best to reach an extremely good relationship with the beast he parasitized, and only waited for a breakthrough one day to successfully leave.
As a result, one day, the farmer in the hunting ground came and slaughtered the beast.
Eating fish and not eating shrimp will be stupid on the spot!
Damn, Lao Tzu finally communicated with a good beast!
You slaughtered Lao Tzu without saying a word?
Do you have a conscience?