Chapter 153: Become the God of Toilet Paper!

Eating fish and not shrimp is called a pain!

It was not easy for me to find a beast that could form a communication with me.

As a result, he was directly slaughtered by the farmer!

But he had no choice but to look for a new beast again.

After several twists and turns, I finally found a more intelligent rabbit and became a parasite on it.

This rabbit is even more intelligent than the beast in front of him.

On the farm, a bald rabbit is jumping around.

That bald place is to eat fish and not shrimp.

"Jump!"

The sound came, and the rabbit staggered twice on the spot.

"Run!"

The rabbit is very fast and begins to circle around the hunting grounds.

"Stay put!"

The rabbit stopped and began to go into a daze.

I was overjoyed to eat fish and shrimp, and immediately recorded a video of my training process and posted it on the forum.

Eat fish and not shrimp: "Brothers! I've successfully trained a tamer! Come and watch! ”

In the video, it is the rabbit who follows his instructions, running, jumping and stopping.

In the forum, players flocked to leave messages under the post.

"Ho ho ho! Is this what a beast tamer is? ”

"Great, this game can still be tamed?"

"Since rabbits can be domesticated...... Humans are also a type of animal......

"Shhh Upstairs your thoughts are dangerous! ”

"Fork this guy out! Don't give this more than a game qualification! ”

Just when the players were discussing with great interest, they posted a video of eating fish and not eating shrimp.

Eat fish and not shrimp: "Brothers...... My rabbit has been slaughtered again, and I am now being captured. ”

Forum Friends: ???

What's the situation?

Isn't there a rabbit already trained?

Why was he slaughtered again?

Eating fish without shrimp is painful at this time.

The second animal, which he had managed to train, was taken away again.

Forget it, this time because he was caught while sleeping, and he didn't even have time to escape.

At this time, he was in a leather shop.

All the leathers will be sent here and made.

Eating fish and not shrimp lies in a pile of leather, squirming and trying to eavesdrop on the conversations of the people around them.

"I said, what's wrong with that bald rabbit?"

"I don't know...... I also wondered why there was a bald rabbit. ”

"Whatever, I saw this thing at a glance anyway, so I just grabbed it."

Hearing this, it was painful to eat fish and not shrimp.

If I had known, I wouldn't have parasitized on my head!

Who knew you bastards would catch a rabbit for being bald!

You are discriminating against baldness!

"Forget it, sooner or later it will be made anyway, and now that it is being made, it can just show a miracle."

The experience of the sand sculpture girl brought him a strong inspiration.

As long as you can find the right opportunity to show your ability in front of those nobles, you can naturally get attention!

When the time comes, you will be able to claim to be the skin of a god, get offerings, and get believers.

In response, the Skin Sect was established!

Just as he was immersed in his fantasy, he suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Wait a minute...... Why are these guys sending themselves this way?

Some time ago, he had already learned about the structure of this hunting ground through the rabbit's vision.

The direction I am going in now is clearly the toilet!

An ominous premonition suddenly surged in my heart.

"Damn it, damn it...... These guys aren't trying to get me to be toilet paper, are they?! ”

Frightened to eat fish and shrimp, he was sent to the latrine along with the other hides.

Gan!

Why!

Why is this happening?!

He hurriedly posted his encounter to the forums and asked for help from players.

Eat fish and not shrimp: "Brothers! Something is wrong! I'm toilet paper! ”

In the forum, players saw this title and immediately got excited.

What could be more exciting than someone else being toilet paper?

"! What's the situation? ”

"What did the fish eater go through? Why is it toilet paper? ”

"In this way, the fish eater will become something in other people's hands to wipe the secret parts!"

"Shhh...... If it's a princess, a county lord or something...... Isn't that ......?"

"Stuck machine! This pervert upstairs, throw it all out to me! ”

"Hahaha! It's so hilarious to be toilet paper! Isn't there a player whose experience is normal? ”

Everyone did not have the slightest sympathy for the experience of eating fish, only gloating.

Everyone is a fun person, and watching the players have fun together is the greatest fun for those of them who have not been able to enter the game!

Eat fish and not shrimp: "No, the rabbit I parasitized was valued by the people in the hunting ground because it was bald, and it was caught and skinned!" ”

Eat fish and not shrimp: "Forget about skinning, who knew that the needs of this nobleman were so perverted!" I actually use animal skins as toilet paper! ”

Eat fish and not shrimp: "I'm in the toilet right now, is there any way the brothers can help me get out of danger!" ”

Hearing about the encounter of eating fish and not eating shrimp, the players almost went crazy with joy.

"Hahahaha! It's hilarious! ”

"It's okay to become toilet paper, it seems that our understanding of these nobles is still a little inadequate."

"The decaying feudal imperial country, even the toilet paper is made of animal skins, which is unbelievable to us ordinary people!"

"Don't laugh, now the fish eater is asking for help, and he will be used by others to wipe his ass immediately!"

"It's just that you guys are so unsympathetic!"

"Hahaha I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't, but I still feel like laughing."

"Didn't you already say the solution? If you perform miracles, you can gain the trust of the nobles and become miracles. ”

"I don't know why, I feel that there is almost no big difference between this toilet paper miracle and the previous dog bite stick miracle."

"Wolong and phoenix, that's it."

"Go ahead and be brave enough to perform miracles and become the god of toilet paper."

After reading the news of everyone in the forum, I returned to the game after eating fish and shrimp, looking at the toilet paper around me, and my heart was uncertain.

To be honest, although the style of the god of toilet paper is a bit stretched.

However, eating fish instead of shrimp makes me feel like I'd rather be the god of toilet paper in the wizarding world than being wiped on the buttocks.

"That's it, that's it, be the god of toilet paper, be the god of toilet paper."

"Even if I become the most stretched god of toilet paper, I will never be used as toilet paper!"

"Absolutely not!"

With a heart full of excitement, he ate fish instead of shrimp and began to wait for a nobleman to use him.