Chapter 24: Fujiso (II)
The moonlight entered the house, and the four fields were silent. Suddenly, a piece of broken tiles fell, and there was a "clang", which was extremely loud.
Zhao Qiandao: "Who? Are you playing tricks, old man? ”
Sun Li said while lighting the candle: "It doesn't seem to be thrown in from the outside...... Isn't there really anything? ”
Xiao Linglong said: "You haven't seen anything strange all the way here, what is this, besides, there is still me." ”
Zhao Qian said: "Maybe the house is in disrepair and the tiles fell off by themselves." ”
Before the words fell, "pop", another object fell from the roof.
Sun Li held a candle and lit it, and it turned out to be a carp more than a foot long, beating on the ground.
Sun Lidao: "It seems that the house is not as simple as being in disrepair. ”
Xiao Linglong said: "Where is the sacred, you don't have to hide your head and show your tail, please come out and see you." ”
But I heard a voice from the roof: "There's no need to see each other, I see that you are also a cultivator, so you are not harassed, how can this duck speak wildly, so angry." ”
Sun Li said: "My brother Zhao is naturally fond of banter, and the great immortal is not strange. ”
"Brother Sun, there is Xiao Linglong, what are you afraid of." Zhao Qian turned to the direction of the roof and said, "I have the ability to rush to my son, see if I'm afraid of you, hum!" ”
In the middle of the night, there was no sound in the house. Zhao Qian said: "What a great immortal, but a clown who can't get on the stage, he only dares to hide in the dark and throw tiles." ”
A few people fell asleep slowly, I don't know when, they slept soundly, and suddenly heard the sound of sawing wood, Sun Li rubbed his eyes and listened, and shouted: "It's not good, someone is sawing the beams of the room, run!" ”
Sun Li, Xiao Linglong, and Zhao Qian hurriedly ran out of the house, but the sound of sawing wood also stopped.
Zhao Gan said: "Okay, I'm here again, you have the ability to come out for me!" ”
Xiao Linglong said loudly: "It doesn't come out, watch me grab it and spank it." "After that, I activated the spell, only to find out that the spell had been used before, and it was out of order at this time.
Sun Li saw the flaw and said in a low voice: "Is it that the mana has not been restored?" ”
Xiao Linglong nodded lightly, and then said: "I can't let it see it, otherwise it will be played with between applause, and we will be miserable." ”
Sun Li knowingly said: "Let's give it an 'empty city plan' and scare it away." ”
Xiao Linglong said: "There is only this way." ”
Sun Li took out a pen and paper from the bookcase and drew some symbols. Xiao Linglong broke off a branch from a tree in the courtyard and used it as a sword. And he took out the bell from his sleeve. She waved the branches, shook the bell, and said loudly: "I will ask the heavenly soldiers to arrest you in the future, and Hugh will have to escape!" ”
Unexpectedly, a night pot floated around, and "woo woo" made a sound, as if someone was blowing. Xiao Linglong and Sun Li rushed to catch it, but it disappeared in a blink of an eye.
Suddenly, Zhao Gan felt a chill on his back, and when he turned his head, he saw that it was the night pot that poured urine on his back.
Sun Li saw that the "empty city plan" was not successful, so he had another plan, and he whispered to Xiao Linglong Zhao Gan: "Let's give it a 'strong wall and clear the wilderness', cover it with a quilt and pretend to be dead, and it will disperse after a while." ”
So he did what he planned. Zhao Gan whispered in his life: "I don't know what the damn thing, tomorrow it will be dawn, tear down the roof, and see how it hides." ”
Suddenly, Xiao Linglong said: "I smell something burnt, do you smell it?" ”
It turned out that a corner of the quilt was on fire, and several people hurriedly lifted the quilt, splashed water, and stepped on it with their feet, and finally put out the fire.
A voice came from the room: "Hahaha, see if you dare to scold me." ”
Sun Li and the others had to light candles, star, and wait for the dawn. After a long time, I suddenly heard a knock on the door.
Zhao Qian thought to himself: "Isn't it a monster who is playing tricks again?" ”
Sun Li asked through the door, "Who is coming?" ”
Outside the door, he replied, "I'm the doorman, and I'll take you to the 'Immortal Society'." ”
When Sun Li heard this, he immediately opened the door, and saw the old man who was the gatekeeper of the Land Temple standing there with a lantern in his hand.
Zhao Gan said: "How do you know that we are going to the 'Immortal Society', isn't it the accomplice of the previous 'Tao Yuanming', 'Qu Yuan' and 'Li Taibai', colluding and trying to fool us?" ”
The old man of the doorman took out the "pass" and handed it over: "This pass is yours, just now it was sensed and flew to me." ”
Sun Li took it and took a look, it was engraved with "1986", which was the wooden plaque given by the big turtle. He touched it into his arms, and sure enough, it was empty.
Because he had only been deceived in the afternoon, and he was tired of supporting in front of him, Sun Li was reluctant to trust the old man of the doorman. He thought to himself, this old man might not know when he stole the pass from me, it would be better to have more eyes.
Thinking about it like this, Sun Li said: "The old gentleman said that the pass was induced and flew away on its own, it shouldn't be wrong." After speaking, he squeezed his eyes at Xiao Linglong.
Xiao Linglong said: "The old gentleman shouldn't have picked it up just by chance." ”
The doorman said, "Okay, you guys watch it this time, if it flies out again, you can follow it out and see if I lied to you." ”
After the doorman left, Sun Li put the pass on the table, and the three of them and six eyes were glued to it. After a while, the wooden sign really floated up slowly, and then quietly went out through the crack in the window.
Sun Li and the others grabbed their luggage and followed closely. The wooden sign flew to the gate, and the old man of the doorman was standing there, he caught the wooden sign and said, "Seeing is believing, I didn't lie to you, you come with me." Say it and turn around and leave, Sun Li and the others thought that they couldn't ask for it to leave this land temple quickly, so they hurriedly followed.
The old man of the doorman took Sun Li and others into a bamboo forest, and the path was rugged and unusually bumpy, turning back and forth. Although the doorman was old, his feet were very fast, and after a while, he could not see anyone, only the light of the lantern in front of him through the bamboo shadow.
Zhao Qian walked and saw something the size of a rabbit on the side of the road, jumping and jumping forward with it. Zhao Qian screamed at it twice, trying to drive it away. As a result, that thing jumped in front of Zhao Gan and blocked Zhao Gan's way. Zhao Qian looked at it, good guy, two eyes are as big as mirrors, one is red, and the other is green.
Zhao Gan was so frightened that he didn't dare to move, and the thing jumped directly on Zhao Gan, opening his mouth to show sharp teeth, which scared Zhao Qian into fainting.
Fortunately, Zhao Qian woke up immediately, he quickly quickened his pace to catch up, because of his palpitations, he grabbed in front of Sun Li, and said as he walked: "I was scared to death just now, a thing like a rabbit jumped in front of me and scared me out."
Sun Li said as he walked: "What is so terrible about rabbits, what does they look like?" ”
Zhao Qian said: "Don't you see, that thing is the size of two glasses, one is red, the other is green, and the mouth is full of fangs......"
Sun Li said: "You turn around and look at me." ”
Zhao Qian turned his head to see that it was not the monster just now, who was grinning at him at the moment, and he was frightened and fainted again.
In a coma, Zhao Qian heard Sun Li's call and woke up again. He said in horror: "Old Sun, is it you, don't scare me anymore." ”
Sun Li said: "I couldn't hear your footsteps just now, and after waiting for a while, I returned the same way and saw you lying here." ”
After a while, Xiao Linglong also ran over. Sun Li said what happened just now, and when he heard that it was shaped like a rabbit, Xiao Linglong was also startled. Everyone thinks that there must be something wrong with this doorman, maybe they are all in the same group. So they discussed, and one of them broke a bamboo pole and held it in his hand, and wanted to rush up and beat the old man.
Rushed to the lantern light, where the old man of the doorman was waiting. He said: "I can't hide it, I was on the roof just now, and I was the one who scared him on the road, I am an old fox who cultivates, and I am a part-time guard at the entrance to the 'Immortal Society'." Because I was abused behind your back three times and twice, I took action to punish him. It is better to settle the grievances than to settle them, and I will not fix you anymore from now on. ”
Sun Li and the others thought that he had a point, so they threw away the bamboo stick.
The old man of the doorman pointed to a huge tree in the middle of the clearing, and said, "The entrance is there." ”
Sun Li and the others couldn't see how tall the tree was, and they couldn't see what kind of tree it was. I saw the old man of the doorman step forward and tap his hand on the trunk three times, two more times, and three more times. At this moment a branch hung down from the tree, and he held the branch and gently pulled it twice, then three times, and two more times. The branch snapped back, and a swing hung down from the tree.
The doorman said: "The name of our village is 'Fujizhuang', which is derived from the meaning of 'Fuji Method', because the only way to reach the meeting place is from this place within a radius of thousands of miles. I'm here to guard the entrance and deliver visitors. You come one by one, and I will take care of sending you on your way. ”
Sun Li took Zhao Gan in his arms and sat on the swing, and he said tremblingly: "Old man, I can't hide it, I'm a little afraid of heights, don't swing us too high." ”
The doorman stood on the swing and said, "If you want to go to the 'Immortal Club', you have to listen to me, and when I shout to let go, you will let go, and you must not miss the opportunity." ”
I saw the swing swing slowly swinging, at first it was no different, but each swing was a few points higher, and after a while, it swung higher and higher, higher than the wall and higher than the roof, like a kite, and flew farther and farther, until then I couldn't see where the swing seat was.
The time interval between each swing is getting longer and longer, and it has been a full hour since the last time I passed in front of Xiao Linglong, and the swing finally appeared, and when it fell to the lowest point, the doorman jumped down, pulled the swing hard, and said, "Okay, it's your turn." ”
Xiao Linglong said: "This is too slow, you should have let us together just now." ”
The doorman said: "Do you understand the overload, do you know that if the swing breaks, people will fall to death?" ”
Xiao Linglong said: "Everyone is a monster, don't play tricks on me, otherwise don't blame me for finding your account." ”
The doorman said: "Whether you can go or not, how can you be like a person, rambling and nonsense." ”