Sun Li couldn't stop calling out to the unconscious Zhao Gan, and finally Zhao Gan opened his eyes again, he sat up and looked around and asked, "Where are we?" How long have I been asleep? ”

Sun Li said: "Brother Zhao, you finally woke up, this is the third time you have fainted in half a day." I don't know where this is, maybe it's the place where the 'Immortal Society' is held, let's find someone to ask." ”

Zhao Qian said: "It's okay, there is an unobstructed view here, even if Xiao Linglong arrives later, I'm not afraid that he won't find us." ”

However, this is the top of the high mountain, which was originally a huge volcanic crater, but the perennial rain and snow have filled it up and become a hupo. In order to hold the Fa meeting, I don't know which way the gods froze the upper layer, and hundreds of zhang were as open as a stone. The surrounding Xiu Peak is towering, the clouds and mist are swirling, the cliff is thousands of feet, the waterfall is murmuring, the vines are upside down, the pines and cypresses are evergreen, the strange flowers and fruits, the bees dance and the butterflies fly. However, only the snowflakes here keep falling, extremely slowly, like a goddess scattering flowers, and like broken Qiong drifting. Some people are standing, sitting or lying, all facing the middle of the three-zhang wooden platform, on which the words "Xiaoyaotai" are written. At this time, someone on the stage was talking, and the audience below was fascinated.

Zhao Qian said: "Brother Sun, I don't know how we got here?" I just remember sitting on the swing and swinging higher and higher. ”

Sun Lidao: "At that time, we were on the swing, and we didn't know how long, and then I heard the doorman shouting, 'The eagle is coming, let go!'" I spread my hand, and the whole person flew out...... I don't know if you passed out because of your fear of heights or other reasons. ”

"Oh, how can I be afraid of heights, it's just because I've been tossing for most of the night, I'm tired, and I'm just taking a nap." Zhao Qiandao.

Sun Li said: "Before I could scream, my shoulder was grabbed by a huge eagle. Fly and fly all the way up, and finally put us here. ”

Zhao Qian said: "I don't know how these people came. ”

Before the words fell, a golden light flashed, and I saw a teapot the size of a grinding plate slowly falling, the lid of the pot opened, and a person in a green robe jumped out of it, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, the big teapot turned into a small teapot and flew into his hand.

"Hurry up, it's still too late." The green-robed man took a sip of tea.

Sun Li asked: "Dare to ask the immortals, this is the site of the 'Immortal Society'?" ”

The green-robed man said, "Aren't you invited here, why don't you know where you are?" ”

So Sun Li told the green-robed man how he accepted the pass, how he sat on the swing and was sent by the eagle.

After hearing this, the green-robed man said: "I see, if you can fly, you will fly by yourself, and if you can't fly, you will come in the way arranged by the conference." I have the impression that the big turtle you mentioned seemed to introduce the wonders of the aquarium to the participants one year. This is the place where the 'Immortal Society' gathers, but to be precise, it should be the 'Idler's Society'. ”

Sun Lidao: "Dare to ask Daxian, did the empty Dao people come to the meeting?" ”

The green-robed man said, "Oh, what are you looking for empty people to do. ”

Sun Li and Zhao Qian, you and I will tell you what happened to the Xiegu Temple, and said that they were instructed by others to find the empty people.

The green-robed humane: "It turns out that there is such a thing, I am Gao Shazi, and the empty man is my senior brother, he went to Heaven to help the Jade Emperor dig potatoes on the ground, and he didn't come today." ”

Sun Li thought that this was exactly "the plain is not there, and he is seeing the Qinghe", and was just about to speak, when Zhao Qiantong sat down and shouted: "The immortals are above, please be kind to help me." ”

Gao Shazi bowed his head slightly and said: "It's a trivial matter, where is the little Linglong you said, I'll use a little skill to help you change it." ”

Sun Li and Zhao Qian were overjoyed, and Sun Li said: "Xiao Linglong should be on the way here, and she will arrive at three o'clock." ”

Gao Shazi said: "It is not easy to train into human form, and it is even more rare to be a human being. Aren't you worried that she will take this opportunity to escape? ”

Zhao Gan said: "Don't hide it from the immortals, it turns out that I was still very worried, but Xiao Linglong rescued us three times and five times, and there was an excellent opportunity to leave, but she didn't leave us, which is very interesting." ”

"Yes, Brother Zhao is right, I can vouch for this." Sun Lidao.

Gao Shazi said: "In this way, this monster friend of yours is very righteous, and it is rare. It does take time to come from 'Fujizhuang', so it's better to listen to what the fairy friends on the stage have to say. ”

At this time, one person on the stage was lying on his side, and some of the audience listened carefully, some were writing hard, and some simply lay down on the ground to imitate his movements.

Gao Shazi said: "It is the sleepy god on the stage, and he is teaching the method of sleep. ”

But listening to the sleepy God: "Everyone should remember that 'the side dragon and the crouching tiger are paralyzed on the back', and Sun Simiao's "Qianjin Yao Fang • Daolin Nourishing Nature" 'bending the knees and lying on the side, benefiting people's strength, and winning the right and lying down. The Taoist "Daozang Mixed Yuan Sutra" believes that "sleeping with your feet stretched out on your back is afraid of losing sperm, so it is advisable to bend sideways". Sleeping on your side is best for the body. ”

"As I do, 'lying on the left side, bend the left foot, bend the left arm, put the head on the hand and stretch the right foot, and put the right hand between the right thighs. Lying on the right side, the opposite is. The so-called 'dark and dark sleep in the sky, no heat, no cold and no year' is also. ”

"As long as a man lives, he cannot sleep. Sleep soundly to live a nourishing life...... "......When he said that, he went straight to sleep.

Zhao Qian said: "Wonderful, wonderful, I will sleep like this in the future." ”

Gao Shazi said: "In spring, 'lie down at night and get up early, walk in the court'; in summer, 'lie down at night and get up early, tired of the day'; in autumn, 'lie down early and get up early, and have fun with chickens'; in winter, 'lie down early and get up late, you must wait for the sun'." ”

Sun Lidao: "The teachings of the old gods are correct, but we young people pay attention to 'three watches and five watches', study hard, and don't have so much time to enjoy sleep." ”

Gao Shazi said: "A lot of knowledge is not to be accepted in its entirety, but can be flexibly used according to one's own situation; In addition, it is not for you to do it immediately, write it down and not be confused when you can use it. ”

Sun Lidao: "What the old fairy taught is that the younger generation is deeply inspired. ”

While he was talking, a man walked up to the "free platform", and he woke up the sleepy spirit. The sleepy god should not be able to push a few handfuls without moving. But seeing that he was not in a hurry, he jumped into the air, and then took off the gourd from his waist, drank two sips of "Gu Du Gu", and then poured the contents of the gourd down, at first its shape was as thick as a finger, and then became thicker and thicker, and finally hung upside down like a river, and "Hulala" rushed the sleepy god to the stage.

Seeing this, everyone in the audience helped one after another, some stretched out their crutches to intercept them, and some untied their belts, knotted them into rope loops, and threw them out to trap the sleepy god. Everyone shouted in unison and struggled to pull back, so that they were not washed down the mountain.

Zhao Qian said: "Ga, it's amazing." ”

Gao Shazi said: "Hahahahaha, this wine Mengzi has drunk too much." ”

Gao Shazi said that Jiumengzi is the god of wine, but I saw him put away the gourd, fell off the platform and said, "Next, let me talk about drinking." ”

Someone in the audience shouted: "Drinking makes people irrational, easy to talk about, and even make a fool of themselves in public, I never drink, I don't want to hear about drinking." ”

The god of wine said: "What you said is a reckless cow drink, drunk like a pig arch mud, insignificant." ”

"People have joys, sorrows, and sorrows, or use wine to drown their sorrows, or use wine to strengthen their courage, or use wine to enjoy their feelings, and use wine to cheer up, which shows that wine is extremely important to people. Do you know that depending on the number of people, the drinking situation is also different? ”

"The autumn wind ancient road, or the lonely tent of the long distance, a light like a bean, frost-dyed temples. Drinking with dried tofu and broad beans is quite a river and sea. ”

"The red clay stove, the green ant is new, the two of them drink each other, and they talk for a long time, but they don't realize that their tongues are dull, and the stars change."

"Invite the moon to drink together, the three of them, who is the wild dancer, and who is the silent one?"

The god of wine took a sip of wine and looked into the distance, overwhelmed by relatives.

Zhao Qian said: "I don't know if the god of wine is drinking divine wine, and whether he can live forever after taking a sip." ”

Sun Li said: "I don't know if I can live forever, but it looks like the wine is quite strong, don't believe it." ”

It turned out that at this time, the god of wine danced loudly and said, "...... The Seven Sages of the Bamboo Forest, the drink of troubled times, show people to avoid disasters in a simple manner; Drunk eight immortals, singing in the prosperous age, and being proud of the strange shape...... Do you know what a husband's drink is? ”

After that, he took two more sips.

"Han Gaozu triumphed, returned to his hometown in fine clothes, drank heavily and built a 'song of the great wind'; Wei Gaozu went on an expedition, full of ambition, wrote poems, and had a 'short song line'. This big husband's drink also. ”

The god of wine is in high spirits at this time, and he has the meaning of who is within the four seas.

"But do you know what heroes drink? The hero's drink, digging the ground as a pool, pouring the royal wine, and thousands of soldiers to drink. ”

Sun Lidao: "What the god of wine said, isn't Hou Huo, the champion of the wolf Juxu, going to illness? ”

Gao Shazi said: "It's this person." ”

Sun Li said: "It turns out that heroes are not only praised by mortals, but also praised by immortals!" ”

Zhao Gan said: "I think drinking still has to be held by a beauty, the wine is good to drink, the person looks good, and the drunken eyes are more beautiful." ”

Sun Li said: "It's better to snow in the cold winter, bring wine and food with relatives and friends to the bottom of the mountain pavilion, or to the water pavilion, thousands of mountains are covered with snow, the water is empty, the world is long, I feel the shortness of my life, and I forget all three." ”

Gao Shazi smiled: "Hahaha, the two little friends have their own insights, and the difference is gratifying." ”

Sun Lidao: "The younger generation's superficial remarks are simply laughing at the generous family. ”

Gao Shazi said: "Looking at the insignificance of heaven and earth with the subtlety of human beings, there is a sense of shortness. However, compared to the body of a human being, and compared to the invisible insects, people cannot be said to be insignificant. Moreover, if there are giants, with the sun and the moon as their eyes, the rivers and seas as their weeping, and their hands and feet trillions of feet, they will take heaven and earth as their cramped to and from the universe. ”

"People's hearts are in trouble, and life is like years; Pleasant and happy. The day and night do not grow and disappear according to the likes and dislikes of the human heart, and people can live the short and long days and nights with sorrows and joys. ”

"The flesh of the human body is long, and I am a tiger and wolf, and I will tremble in the face of bites, and I can't move half a step, and I must wonder why my parents gave birth to me and suffer such a dangerous situation. The people at that time were like the fish in front of the sword, and the people in front of the fish were the forbearance of the tiger and wolf. ”

"From the point of view, it is known that the size, speed and slowness of all things are the basis of mortal life, but the transcendent person must not fall into the trap of living in vain."

After saying that, Gao Shazi floated to the stage and arched his hand: "Brother Ji, please drink a cup of strong tea to get drunk." ”

Bacchus said: "It turned out to be Lao Gao, and we are old partners...... People who have no long-term worries must have near-term worries, how can they solve their worries only Du Kang...... Life must be full of joy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon ......"

But seeing Gao Shazi holding the wine god chicken and saying to Sun Li, "And help me take care of him temporarily." ”