After that, Gao Shazi started to talk about the way of drinking tea, first talking about the advantages and disadvantages of tea in the world, and then distinguishing the three, six, nine and so on of tea sets.

Suddenly, I heard Xiao Linglong shouting: "Benefactor-"

Sun Li and Zhao Qian turned around and saw Xiao Linglong running quickly.

Zhao Qian said: "Xiao Linglong, why are you here so slowly?" ”

Xiao Linglong panted and said: "I thought that the swing was endless, so I asked the direction and rushed over, but I didn't expect this mountain to be so high, and I was tired enough after climbing for most of the day." ”

So Sun Li told Xiao Linglong about his encounter with Gao Shazi, the junior brother of the Kongdao people, and Xiao Linglong looked at the stage and exclaimed: "Isn't this the Yunyou Daoist who ignited me and passed on my spell mantra back then!" It turned out that he was a high crusher. ”

Zhao Qianxi said: "Great, this is also half of Xiao Linglong's master." ”

Suddenly, Xiao Linglong took out the "Three Realms Demon Lotus Bowl" from his sleeve and said, "Benefactor, wait a minute, you give this bowl to Gao Shazi, he is willing to help Zhao Qian as soon as he is happy." ”

Zhao Gan said: "This is reasonable, Kongkong Dao people like rare things, and his junior brother should have similar hobbies." But isn't this a place for you to rest and meditate? ”

Xiao Linglong said: "This is nothing, I will find a way in the future, the top priority is to ask him to keep saying that people will try to revive your soul." ”

Sun Li said: "I still have the night pearl sent by Wu Zaoyin here. ”

Xiao Linglong said: "It's not strange to have many people, give it to him, and it will be even more difficult for him to refuse." ”

Sun Li thought that this made sense, so he took Xiao Linglong's bowl.

Zhao Qian said: "I don't know when this person will be able to sober up, should we pour some vinegar on him?" ”

Sun Li said: "There is no grocery store around here, where can I find vinegar." ”

Zhao Qian said: "There are people in my restaurant who get drunk every day, but they are not as immobile as this big brother. It won't be dangerous, right? ”

Sun Li picked up the wine gourd of the chicken and looked at it, and exclaimed: "It's bad, he has 'a thousand days of drunkenness' written on it, and it is estimated that he won't wake up for a while." ”

Zhao Qian said: "What is 'Thousand Days Drunk'? Drunk for three years? ”

Sun Li said: "Legend has it that there is a man named Dixi, who will brew a kind of wine called 'Thousand Days Wine', and drinking this wine will get drunk for thousands of days. There was a famous local drunkard named Liu Xuanshi, who was very fond of drinking, so he went to Di Xi to ask for wine. ”

Dixi said that although his wine had been fermented, its medicinal properties had not yet stabilized, and he did not dare to give it to people to drink easily. Liu Xuanshi said that no matter whether it is cooked or not, let him drink a cup to satisfy his cravings. There was no way, so Dishi had to fill him a small cup. After Liu Xuanshi finished drinking, Di Xi said You go back first, and come back another day, just this cup just now is enough to make you sleep for a thousand days. Liu Xuanshi had to go home in a huff. Unexpectedly, as soon as he returned home, he was drunk to death. All methods were used, but he couldn't wake up, and his family finally cried and buried him. ”

After three years, Di Xi thought that Liu Xuanshi's wine should also wake up, so he decided to go and see him. When I arrived at Liu's house, I learned that Liu Xuanshi had been dead for more than three years. Dishi said that it was wine that made him drunk and sleep for a thousand days, and that it was time to wake up today. ”

So Di Xi took the frightened Liu family to dig the grave and open the coffin. And when they saw the air flow on the grave, they ordered it to be dug up. Everyone pried open the coffin and saw that Liu Xuanshi had just opened his eyes and was opening his mouth to yawn, and he happily said that this drunk was really happy. ”

Liu Xuanshi saw Di Xi and asked him, what did you do, let me get drunk after a drink, and I didn't wake up until today, how high is the sun? The people at the grave laughed at him, accidentally flushed his wine into his nose, and as a result, they were all drunk for three months. ”

Zhao Qian said: "This kind of wine can't be drunk, a glass of wine can be drunk for nearly three years, and the drunkards are all sleeping at home, and my restaurant is not allowed to close Zhang Daji!" ”

Suddenly, the drunken eyes of the Bacchus Chicken half-opened and said, "Who is barbecing?" It smells so good. ”

Zhao Qian said: "It's done so soon, it seems that this bacchus has bought fake wine." ”

But after being reminded by the chicken, Sun Li and the others asked that there was indeed a burst of aroma wafting in the air, and it turned out that there was a person not far away who was making a fire on the spot and roasting fish.

The fish griller, wearing a hat and a robe, sat on top of the mazar, staring intently at the grilled fish in front of him. The skin and fish meat are not only fragrant under the flame, but also "zilala" emitting a pleasant sound. It's okay not to smell the fragrance, but at this time, Sun Li's stomach "gurgling" sounded, as if echoing the sound of roasting.

The rooster stumbled over, sat down, sniffed deeply with his nose and said, "It's so fragrant, friend, I'll make wine, you will fish, let's have a picnic?" ”

The fish griller said: "Good idea, but I don't have many fish, and there are many of us, so I'm afraid there won't be enough to eat, so I'll catch a few more." ”

Sun Li, Zhao Qian, and Xiao Linglong were all curious about how the fish griller caught the fish, so they gathered around to watch. But when I saw the fish griller, he opened his thumb and index finger and drew a circle about a foot in diameter on the ice. Then use a dagger to dig out the surface ice, then take a small box from your pocket, use the dagger to rip out a piece of grease, light it on the fire, and wipe it into the ice nest.

Zhao Qian said: "What is this for?" ”

The fish griller said: "This is the fat of a thousand-year-old whale, it burns inexhaustibly, and you will know later." ”

Sure enough, the ice circle was heated and melted, and the water was evaporated by the flames, and a plate-thick ice cave appeared on the ice with a cup of tea.

The fish griller said, "Let's go fishing." He took out a golden brush and wrote on the water, "Come up up and have a look." ”

As soon as the word "fast" is written, it will be like a spirit, and it will go into the water, and the other words will go with it.

Soon a bunch of bubbles the size of peanuts appeared on the surface of the ice cave, and they floated on the surface of the water and first lined up in the word "no", then dispersed, and then gathered in one place to form a "meeting". In this way, they are arranged into other Chinese characters one after another, and when they are read together, it is "You don't want to eat me, do you?" ”

"Ah, is this a fish talking to a fisherman?" Zhao Qiandao.

The fish griller wrote: "I am a monk and a vegetarian. ”

The fish replied: "In case of fraud, I will test you." ”

The fish griller wrote, "Amitabha, please ask." ”

The fish replied: "Why did the monk shave his head?" ”

The fish griller wrote: "When people have troubles, they brush their hair with their hands, and they are sad and formless, and they are endless and boundless." Swing the knife to ......"

The fish griller's thoughts are like springs, and he can't help but write hard, move with affection, know with reason, every word is beautiful, and the writing is brilliant, and he writes a "Shaving Fu", and there is no sign of stopping for a while.

Zhao Qian sighed: "It seems that if you don't have the skills of Xiucai, you are not qualified to talk to the fish here." ”

Sun Li and the others had sore necks, and straightened up to look at Gao Shazi, who was talking on the stage, and talked about what kind of water to make tea in order to be romantic: "...... The ancient well is deep, the river water is rough, the snow water is stagnant, the dew is flashy, only the spring water in the mountains gushes to the ground, the essence is unique, inspires the sun and the moon, and is bright......"

Zhao Qian said: "The fish is baked." ”

Everyone hurriedly went to see that the fish was not baked, but Zhao Gan himself was too close to the fire, and the duck feathers were burned.

Zhao Qian said: "Yesterday offended Zhu Rong, today is still this immortal on duty." ”

Suddenly, the fish griller said, "Okay." ”

Sure enough, the water in the ice cave "gurgled", and suddenly a colorful fish with a length of more than a foot jumped out, saying that it was too late, and the fish griller stood up, picked up the maza, and struck the head crit, knocking the fish to the ground.

Ji Ji said: "It is worthy of being a 'demon fisher', it is really a good method!" ”

Sun Li frowned and said, "I seem to have heard the name 'Demon Fishing' somewhere. ”

Xiao Linglong reminded: "In the River God Mansion, the river god Wu Zaoyin is hated by his son-in-law's cousin. ”

Fishing Demon Hook Lun said: "It turns out that my cousin really became the son-in-law of the river god, why didn't anyone give me a letter and call me to go back and drink the wedding wine?" How can you dare to look down on me? ”

Zhao Qian said: "Maybe the river god is afraid that you, the fishing demon, will be murderous and clash with the water tribe, so he didn't invite you." ”

Fishing Demon Hook Lun said: "This is reasonable, this duck friend is reasonable, and when the fish is roasted, I will give you the best fish neck." ”

Zhao Qian was pleasantly surprised: "This fish is not simple, I'm afraid it won't be immortal if you eat it." ”

Fishing Demon Hook Lun said as he strung the fish with branches, "However, you will have to wait a little longer if you want to eat this fish." ”

Zhao Qian said: "Why is this? ”

"This lake is located on the crater, this volcano originally erupted at night, dormant during the day, the lake boiling and cooling alternately circulating, so the fish in the lake are extremely resistant to high temperatures, ordinary fire can not roast it at all, only my fire from the Western Regions Dawaza Hell Gate can roast it, Rao is so, it takes ten days and a half months to roast it." ”

Sun Li exclaimed, "What? How long has it been? ”

Zhao Qian said: "Then haven't you roasted this fish for many days?" ”

Fishing Demon Hook Lun said: "Exactly. ”

Ji Ji said: "It's okay, it's okay, I can afford to wait, come, brother, take a sip of my 'Thousand Days Wine' first." ”

Sun Li and the others sighed and left the fishing demon and the chicken, they gathered under the stage, at this time Gao Shazi just finished the tea ceremony, and came suddenly.

Xiao Linglong stepped forward and knelt down and said, "The old fairy is above, and the disciple Xiao Linglong has kowtowed to you." ”

Gao Shazi said: "Wait a minute. ”

He took out the memo from his sleeve, looked through it, pointed to one of them, and said: "On a certain year, month, and day, light a white radish, and add one merit." ”

Xiao Linglong said: "It's the disciple." ”

Gao Shazi smiled: "Okay, okay, I already know your affairs, I didn't expect you to do what you say, be righteous, good." How about I officially accept you as an apprentice now and take you on a tour of the Three Realms and the Four Directions? ”

Xiao Linglong said happily: "Thank you, master!" Please master a little immortal magic to help me, a mortal friend. ”

Gao Shazi suddenly said: "What were you guys looking at over there just now, don't listen to me talk about the tea ceremony." ”

Zhao Qiandao: "Mortals talk about the tea ceremony for a long time, and the street vendors and pawns are all self-conscious about the tea ceremony. ”

"Bastards, how can their views be compared to those of the old man." Gao Shizi said.

Sun Li said: "The old fairy taught us, but we have insomnia as soon as we drink tea, and we are not very interested in the tea ceremony. ”

"Bastard, how can the tea ceremony be directly equated with drinking tea, I think you are really rotten wood that cannot be carved." Gao Shazi said, "I'll help me first." ”

Zhao Gan's eyes lit up and said: "The old immortal is above, the immortal blessing will be enjoyed forever, and the longevity is boundless." ”

Gao Shazi said: "Girls love beauty, so I'll choose the most beautiful girl to make you a flesh." ”

After speaking, he took out a pair of scissors from his sleeve and a picture album "Ancient and Modern Beauty Awards", and said while flipping through the album: "Just use Luo Shen's head, Luo Fu's torso, Xi Shi's right arm, Zhaojun's left arm, Diao Chan's right leg, and Yuhuan's left leg." ”

After finishing speaking, he squatted down and cut them seriously, and after cutting them, he clapped his hands and said, "Awesome!" ”

Gao Shazi blew fairy breath at the paper man, and the paper man changed into a life-size appearance, and he said to Xiao Linglong: "You can't come yet." ”

I saw Xiao Linglong sitting cross-legged, a faint smoke wafting out of her nostrils, this repeated smoke drilled into her new body, the new Xiao Linglong opened her eyes and looked at her hands and feet happily, but quickly frowned: "Master, my limbs don't seem to be the size of ordinary fat and thin." ”

Gao Shazi said: "It's okay, in the future, you keep your mouth shut, open your legs, strengthen your exercise, and your body will slowly become well-proportioned." ”

Xiao Linglong said: "The disciple respectfully follows the master's teachings. ”