"Slippery... It smells so good! ”

Sir Leonardo da Vinci tasted the strange sausage braised pasta, tore off a piece of pizza with his hands in embarrassment, and sighed as he ate: "Do you know how to enjoy life so well in the north?" ”

Steve's eating is not much better, the tomato brisket in the bowl is simmered for six hours and melts in your mouth! He's already eaten six bowls in a row!

It seems that the folk rumors that 'the north is a bitter cold land, poor, have no money, and have to rely on eating soil to survive' are all rumors and false!

The person in charge lifted his glasses and patiently introduced the traditions of the north: "Everyone, these are just the traditional foods of our north, with thousands of years of history and rich cultural accumulation!" Every step of the production is very exquisite, and it is important to lock in the original taste of the food... And the sweet and sour pork ribs next to you..."

...

The person in charge began to make up the manuscript according to the manuscript memorized in advance combined with his own imagination, which frightened these uninformed people into dizziness!

Of course, these things, strictly speaking, are not northern cuisine, but Ted made with the book "Cuisine of the Earth"...

In order to eat delicious hometown dishes on another planet, he even spent a lot of star coins to buy spices, store them in his inventory, and take advantage of his leisure time to cook with the people in the house.

These dishes were first made in the North! With a first-come, first-served idea, this is rightfully defined as northern cuisine, so... Ted made all the famous dishes on the earth and in all periods with his servants as quickly as possible!

Because of this move, the original northern recipe with only a few pages has become a classic of nearly 10,000 pages...

The bewildered lords had to rely on their imagination to make up nonsense, saying that these were lost recipes from the North, from the lost items of the Edward Dynasty 20,000 years ago! And now! Finally found by the lord!

These ancestral gifts must be preserved by the people of the North!

Knowing this, Ted didn't stop it, but continued to let everyone's imagination run wild!

Until... Something strange happens, and Ted has to stop everyone and get them to devote themselves to learning something else...

In Ted's view, the biggest characteristic of human beings is not that they are smart or industrious, but that some people dare to blow it, and then some people dare to believe it, relying on a mouth, pulling out a village, a religion, a country...

As long as it blows like a god, even if it is a piece of dung, everyone will worship it as a god.

In the long run, the people who blow get a lot of support, and the people who praise also get psychological satisfaction, and from then on, the boss and the little brother can walk sideways in the world, bullying men and women in the fish and meat country!

From Ethiopia to the Nile, across the Strait of Gibraltar, to all parts of the world, whether it's the Amazon rainforest or the Panama Canal, the nickname 'Homo erectus dreads' is known to everyone! It doesn't matter if it's a tiger lion or a gray wolf and wild dog, in front of humans, there is only a portion to be eaten~

And this recipe, as well as what happened recently, was combined by the brainless people, and it was even passed on among the people, and even worse, said: "As long as you get this recipe, Jesus has to come and pat himself on the back!" ”

Then, 10, 10, 100, and finally, it was preached: The one who gets the recipe can be God, instead of Jesus! Become the new god of the world!

If Ted hadn't stopped it in time and found something else to do for these people, this group of people might have pulled up a group of people all over the world to find recipes...

This is not an uncommon thing, within the scope of acceptance, after all, the wisdom of the people in the north has just been opened, and their thoughts are not light or heavy, maybe they have an idea today, and they will take action for it in the next second.

They're like being now... Heifer is lost, knows NB, but doesn't know where NB is? And Ted is the one who tells everyone where NB is!

...

Three hours later...

"Hiccup!!

Hiccups erupted from the dining room, and after eating the last grape on the table, everyone collapsed on the chairs behind them.

"Guys, do we still have the traditional food in the north?" The person in charge smiled and looked at the two dirt buns who had never seen the world, and stared at the stomachs of the two with the eyes of fools...

"Yes, the needle doesn't poke!" Leonardo da Vinci was full of praise for this, a nobleman of his rank couldn't afford to eat grapes in winter, so he didn't eat much this time, and the next time he ate it wouldn't necessarily be when!

"Then I'll send you back to your room to rest early, how about it?"

"Very good!"

...

When he returned to his room, Steve felt a rush of urgency, eating so much at once, and his stomach was very wrong...

"I've been constipated for years... Ay... Anyone!? ”

"Your Highness, what's the matter?" It was still the elegant person in charge, and he gently lifted his hat to show respect again.

"Do you have a place in the north to deal with personal problems?" Steve clutched his stomach, and although he couldn't bear it, he still squeezed out a smile, showing his aristocratic demeanor.

"I don't know... What place is Your Highness talking about? The person in charge had already seen what Steve was trying to do, but still wanted to tease him.

"Is there a pit?" Steve stood up, obviously! The contents of the stomach can't wait any longer!

It's just that the person in charge in front of him still pretended to think for a few seconds unhurriedly, and then snapped his fingers and suddenly realized, and then raised his orchid finger and smiled: "Oh!! I just remembered that in the imperial capital, the place used for excretion is called 'thatched pit'"

When the word 'Maokeng' was mentioned, the person in charge also aggravated it in a disgusted tone!

He gently tugged at his shirt, raised his right hand to draw a few graceful arcs in the air, and then said contrivedly: "In our northern border, it's not called a pit, it's called a 'bathroom'!" ”

"Then take me to your bathroom! I can't hold it back! "Steve's face is all green, and if he doesn't solve it, he will have to change his pants again!

This is the end of the trick, if something bad happens, the person in charge will be unlucky in the end...

"Your Highness comes with me..."

After a while, he took the prince to the 'bathroom' on the first floor

Pushing open the door, it was already full of people...

In order to imitate the ancient Roman toilet, Ted did not set up partitions, which he thought was worthy of admiration! Everyone was honest with each other in the 'bathroom' and talked about the past and the present! Contribute to the development of society!

Imagine it simply~ A group of scholars who are studying the "Theory of Relativity", when they exert force, they have an instant flash of inspiration and a sudden realization! And this is a moment to celebrate... But there was no one to share the joy! What a sad thing that is!

This special toilet, with a certain distance between each pit, will not be too embarrassing, enough for a group of scholars to have a small meeting to discuss academics!

And in daily life, it also plays an indispensable role for civilians, from the smell of other pits, it is easy to judge how the stomach of family members or neighbors and friends is, such as the face is embarrassed or the sound of falling to the ground is sticky, and you can also come forward to ask for warmth! Enhance camaraderie!

The co-ed baths of ancient Rome were dross, but the toilet culture can be preserved! Separating men and women, this system is still very good!

"Your Highness, are you here too?" Leonardo da Vinci sat on the comfortable toilet, squeezed the last bit hard, and said with a sweaty face: "Your Highness, this is the best pit I have ever seen... Ahh ’”

When the person in charge heard the words 'Mao Pit', he stared at Sir Leonardo da Vinci in front of him with wide glasses, forcing him to change his words.

"Hmm..."

Unlike Leonardo da Vinci, Steve ate quite a bit of meat tonight, and at the moment... Some constipation...

The feeling that is about to come out just now, when I sit on the clean and hygienic toilet, I always feel that I can't use my strength, and I am always a little short!

At this time, Leonardo da Vinci felt that something was wrong, and he didn't know which of his tendons didn't touch correctly, so he subconsciously stretched out his right hand and proposed: "Your Highness, hold on to my hand, I'll give you strength!" ”

A loyal guard sitting next to him was infected by Leonardo da Vinci's actions! Also stretched out their hand.

Steve didn't know if it would work, but he still wanted to give it a try! After all, this taste is painful! Besides, my constipation is not a day or two!

'Smack! ’

He grabbed the big hand that came to give him strength, and with their help, an inexplicable force was transmitted through the arm muscles to Steve's dantian!

The next moment, it was actually snowing outside!

'Click! The sound of a thunderstorm sounded like a monk not far away... A little trouble!

"Pia!" Another thunderbolt!

"It's just a little bit there! A kick in the door! Steve said bitterly, and the force of the desolation forced him to make a last stand!

"Don't give up! You can, Your Highness! Leonardo da Vinci's resolute eyes speak for themselves!

Steve gritted his teeth and stared at the thunder in the sky, like Shawshank was about to take the last step out of prison.

"Boom !!" Thunder strikes!

At this critical moment, Steve roared! "Break it for me!"

Just listen to "Pants Click!" With a bang, the surging object rushed out like a flood that broke through the closed gate, breaking the shackles that stood in front of it, and tearing apart the cage that bound it!

At this moment, it's free! Roaring, roaring, the earth trembling, the mountains falling! The sky cheered with it!

"Whew," Steve sighed... He did it! But this success is not on his own, but also by Leonardo da Vinci and a loyal guard!

The person in charge stood aside and witnessed the whole process, and couldn't help but sigh at the power of the collective! He raised his hands and gently applauded the three people in front of him.

Everyone present finally understood Ted's painstaking efforts.

Then, a series of lightning strikes again, and Steve clenches his hands and uses the power of his companions to put an end to it all!

After the bowel movement, he gasped for air, as if it was a tug-of-war that had consumed all the strength he had accumulated these days! However, this is all in the past... The blizzard also stopped~

At this time, everyone noticed that the luxury of this bathroom was far beyond their imagination, the ventilation system was good, and the stove was also burning... Not far away, there are even some blooming moons and orchids.

It's just that the prince and his party don't know what these are used for.

A minute later...

Da Vinci felt that he was better, and turned his head to look at the person in charge who was guarding the side..."Uh... Mr. Charge, do we have anything we can use to clean our skin? ”

In the empire, the wealthy nobles who were a little more extravagant, such as emperors and dukes, used goose necks to rub, which not only had a fluffy and silky touch, but also had a suitable temperature, decent and elegant.

People of this rank like the prince generally use sliced salmon, which is said to deodorize and eliminate sores~

And Sir Leonardo da Vinci could only use the common hemp rope... Grab it with both hands and rub it back and forth! Repeating, if you meet the last person... It's hard to put into words...

The person in charge already knew this, stretched out his hand and pulled a pot of one-leaf orchids, and pointed at it with an orchid: "Use it~"

Following the gaze of the person in charge, the group shifted their gaze to the plant in front of them.

Before the Moon Elves joined the North, it was a difficult problem to wipe away the filth until they appeared, helping everyone find the right materials in this era of no toilet paper!

With a wave of their hand, they can make the plant grow!

During the selection process, Ted selected two of the most suitable plants from the many finished products, the one-leaf orchid and the moon season.

A leaf orchid is a plant with thick leaves, it is suitable to be used as toilet paper, such a large piece, you don't have to worry about not enough, and you don't have to worry about rubbing it on your hands, it is simply the best artifact used to wipe your buttocks!

And the moon season... This large petal plant, soft and delicate, is suitable for those with constipation and will not cause trauma! At the same time, these gentle petals also allow the ladies to stay away from embarrassment and regain their self-confidence! After wiping, it will leave a faint floral fragrance! More elegant than gooseneck salmon!