"Please listen to my introduction first~" The pretentiousness of the person in charge was gradually accepted by everyone, and even felt that it was funny!

Still raising his heels and shrugging his shoulders, then reaching out and gently dragging his collar, he took two steps forward, looking like a hotel manager who was asked by Duoyu to maintain a 'bold and uninhibited' attitude!

After doing this, for the sake of demonstration, he sat on a toilet bowl, pulled down a leaf of orchid from front of him, and demonstrated it to everyone in the audience like a modern person wiping away filth...

And when it was Steve's turn, the person in charge gently stopped him, took a pot of moon season and put it in front of him, and said solemnly: "Your Highness, your part has just suffered a great disaster, and you need softer and more comfortable materials!" ”

"Use her?" Looking at the blooming moon season in front of him, Steve couldn't bear it, and reached out to gently caress the soft moon petals... Sadly, he said, "I'm sorry... I have to sacrifice a little..."

Steve couldn't bear to close his eyes, gently removed the largest red petals on the periphery, overlapped them, and gently scraped off the filth from his body according to the instructions just now...

The warm and comfortable petals cut through the broken skin, and it doesn't cause much pain, leaving only a faint floral fragrance that penetrates the skin...

At this moment, Steve burst into tears... After years of constipation, he never thought that he would be cured in the north...

After the end, several people stood up and wanted to leave, but were stopped again by the person in charge.

"Guys, there's one more thing you haven't done..."

"Oh?" The prince and his party looked at the person in charge in front of them suspiciously, every word he said was hilarious, but... Seems to make a lot of sense!

"Toilet~!Toilet, you must wash your hands after using the toilet, it will be called a toilet! If you don't wash your hands, it's hard to live to 199! In our northern borders, it's important to wash your hands! ”

"I see!" Following the local customs, several people took turns washing their hands with hand sanitizer and completely washed off the last stains on their bodies.

In their spare time, the group even began to admire the power of language, expressing a place for excretion in such elegant words, and finally did not forget to remind everyone of the importance of hygiene!

The prince exclaimed in his heart: "High! That's high! ”

The person in charge raised his hat and explained to everyone again, "Now, you can go to sleep with peace of mind~"

"Eh~ Mr. in charge, what is the name of the sleeping place in your northern border?" Leonardo da Vinci quipped that he was just joking and wasn't expecting a serious answer.

But this question surprised the person in charge, he stopped, turned his head to look at Leonardo da Vinci and exclaimed: "I didn't expect you to think of this too!" ”

"What? Could it be that there is a word for this too? Steve was dumbfounded, the north is full of surprises, not only clean and hygienic, but also not low in literary literacy!

"Of course! As a place to sleep, that's the most important thing! Our lord, call it 'Gensokyo!' 'A dream place to immerse yourself in dreams, rich or poor, where everyone is equal! It doesn't matter if your dreams are radiant positive energy or deep dark fantasies..."

"There, there is no difference!"

Such an amazing answer made the people around them applaud and cheer, and in just one day, they learned several new words, not only practical, elegant, but also philosophical!

"Not bad! It's really good! ”

At this moment, several people seemed to have forgotten the scene of being humiliated during the day, and they all made up their minds to learn something in the north and take it back to the imperial capital for use!

...

The next day, Ted held a banquet in his lord's palace, inviting a number of outstanding citizens to join in.

After all, this northern border... There are only two nobles, Hairington and his vassal Duckholm, and it's a bit shabby to hold a banquet like this...

So the idea of inviting enthusiastic and good citizens to come couldn't be better!

In order to show off the novelties of the North, Ted changed the time to night again! By the way, I took the opportunity to show off my newly purchased electric light and add some dance content.

As the new Moon Elves who have joined the North, they also want to take this opportunity to show their traditions~

Several of the older Moon Elves whispered to Ted through Alice that they would present a traditional dance of the Moon Elves...

Ted has no reason to refuse, he is showing off now, he just wants to Versailles in front of the five princes, such a beautiful and moving race, a member of the northern realm, are you angry?

Then, get him drunk and ask him or do a fairy jump! When the handle is revealed, he holds him firmly in his hands! If there is another love history, even better! After all, these five princes are strict wives! As long as you catch the handle, threaten him, dare to talk nonsense, tell his wife and children!

This trick doesn't work for ordinary people, but it is especially effective for his wife, and his excessive sense of responsibility will even make him kneel in front of his wife and confess!

Atonement coupons can get God's forgiveness, but they can't buy the wife's heart!

At seven o'clock in the evening, the banquet started on time, and when the prince and Leonardo da Vinci arrived in the banquet hall, even the feeling of breathing was forgotten...

There were human women and elven maids who had been hired temporarily, and the two of them almost simultaneously set their sights on a beautiful moon elf with a unique temperament...

And this amorous female elf, the prince always feels that he has seen it somewhere...

"Two of you~ Please take a seat!" Still the funny person in charge, he pulled out his chair and urged the two of them to hurry up and take their seats.

After sitting down, the aroma of food diverted the attention of the two.

The exquisite melon and fruit platter scared the two of them tactically back! The colorful colors were like poison, so that Steve didn't dare to open his mouth at all!

At first, he could only eat what he knew, and only after others had eaten some fruit did he follow along.

The hors d'oeuvres are just some simple melons and fruits, but they are eaten by these two strangers with a sense of happiness, just like the connoisseurs who are shocked by the food in the animation!

"How's it going, two? Do you have any suggestions for our hospitality? ”

"Mr. Earl, so far, it's very good, if you can do it at the beginning, then it will be great~" The prince swallowed the strawberry in his mouth, and was conquered by this slightly sweet and sour taste...

"Sir Leonardo da Vinci, do you have anything to say?" Ted put down his glass and looked at the young aristocratic painter.

...

Ted sits in the host's seat, Mia and Alice on the left and right, and according to Sir Chris's suggestion, taking Alice will send a signal to all the dark elves, that is, the lord cares about everyone! By the way, prepare yourself to marry Alice~

Ted is also waiting for Chris's further advice, as a lord, he can mess around, but he can't marry wives at will, and he has to put forward constructive opinions from vassal families and send notices to the public...

The content doesn't have to be complicated, just send a notification, such as... Marrying the Moon Elves will bring the people of your realm closer together! For the sake of the long-term stability of the territory, the lord decided to marry another one!

After that, Ted can borrow the donkey and carry Alice home rightfully!

Judging from the recent relationship, Mia and Alice should not have any contradictions...

In addition to that, he is also looking forward to the wine that Alice stepped on with the first box of grapes in the summer~

If according to the tradition of the Moon Elves, women who step on grapes are not allowed to wash their feet for half a month before the start, and they have to wear thick and breathable boots, and insist on running for two hours a day to sweat and stack buffs! Such a hard-working moon elf girl is qualified to step on grapes~

This is also because of the characteristics of the moon elves, the sweat of their women does not stink, but will emit a natural fragrance, the more dark elf women who do not bathe, the greater this body odor will be!

Before, when Alice cried and threw herself into her arms to cry, Ted smelled the fragrance, took a sip on his head, and two sips were equivalent to a bottle of vodka...

This bodily fluid is exactly the same as sperm whale dung, and whenever he thinks of this, Ted always makes up the scene of a group of moon elves sweating in the gym, overflowing with fragrance...

Wine is sent out with this sweat and grape juice, and if you put a picture of a sexy moon elf stepping on grapes on the bottle... Isn't it going to be profitable?

"I can't wait..."In the dark, an evil voice lingers in my ears..."Why don't you just smell Alice's stinky feet... Smell the stinky feet! Smell the stinky feet! Smell the stinky feet... She's nineteen years old! Legitimate! ”

"Whew..."Ted took a deep breath to dispel evil thoughts and reopened his eyes! Now is the time for a banquet, not crooked!

As for how I feel about Alice... At this stage, it is indeed a strong possessiveness that arises from encountering beautiful things! Belongs to the most naked and primitive desires, not like Mia, who has an emotional foundation...

However~ this kind of thing can be cultivated slowly after that, tens of thousands of years of human history, there are not a few people who rely on sleeping to get emotional, besides, they are married to the media, not stealing...

It's still the old saying, whether it's delicious or not, eat it first, look beautiful, even if it's a poisonous mushroom, you have to recognize it for a bad stomach! Anyway, I have a resurrection coin, even if Alice poisoned herself, I admit it~

...

In the living room, Leonardo da Vinci put down the food in his hand, remembered his paintings, and some painful memories came to his heart..."Lord Hui, you have been very well entertained, it is all food that we have never seen before, it seems that the north is very rich!" ”

"It's just... I don't know, how many people will die in the empire this winter... If the Earl is capable, why not help the people of the other provinces of the empire? I've heard that the grain in the north will be distributed free of charge until next autumn's harvest..."

Ted was stunned, he didn't expect that there was such a person among the nobles who was willing to think about the people... Could it be that things gather like and people are grouped? People who think the same way are attracted to each other?

"Sir Leonardo da Vinci's idea is indeed very good, in the Empire, there are fewer and fewer people who are worried about the country and the people..."Ted raised his glass, took a sip of coconut water, and continued, "But I can't accept your proposal..."

"Oh? Why is that? ”

"I am the lord of the north, and my first priority is the livelihood and development of the people in the north, and only when I have spare power, I will think about other people..."

Ted's wording was ambiguous, and no one present knew if he had any spare strength except Chris.

"Do you have any energy to spare, Lord Earl?" Sir Leonardo da Vinci put down what he was holding, and the light of the Virgin in his body shone out little by little!