The first 118th episode of the Black Land Pressure Flying Knife Huang San played tricks
Let's say that Huang Shiren occupied the Eagle Mountain of the Lantern Daoist, and instigated the Lantern Daoist with Shen Gongbao, and pulled this quasi-saint-level cattle man onto his thief ship, and he was overjoyed.
When the people of the Burning Lamp Dao heard what Huang Shiren said, they were anxious, and hurriedly left the Eagle Mountain with Shen Gongbao and went to West Kunlun, bent on destroying the great plan of Yuan Shi Tianzun to become a god, and to be their promising undercover agent.
Besides, this Huang Shiren, who was waiting for the others to leave, pouted his sharp mouth and blew a mouth outside the Vulture Mountain, and a spiritual light flew in, it was the long-waiting Lu Zhudao person.
"Criminal, as a teacher and not a monkey playing tricks, he actually called me with a whistle!" Lu Zhudao fell down the cloud and looked at Huang Shiren, this is angry.
Huang Shiren laughed evilly and said, "Master, this is a bastard, if I think you are a monkey, just whip and kick, do you still need to whistle." β
Lu Jian didn't care about this, looked at the mansion of the lantern Daoist, and saw that the people inside were empty, and said, "It's done?"
"How is it not!" Huang Shiren sat on the stone chair, crossed Erlang's legs, and explained the matter one by one, and Lu Zhudao was also very happy.
"You bastard, you have a sharp mouth, you can really say that the dead are alive. After so many years of lighting the lamp, you were the first to trick him around. β
"Master, it's not his fault, who made your good apprentice so smart and clever. Huang Shiren pointed to the coffin mountain and said with a smile: "Master, how about the main altar of your apprentices?"
Standing on the top of the mountain, overlooking this Pure Land Immortal Scene, Lu Zhuan Dao people are also happy.
Damn, I've been scattered for countless years, I've been at home everywhere, and I'm a single, but I didn't expect that in the end, my apprentice would earn such a good place, hehe, you can enjoy Qingfu.
"Apprentice, it's good for the master to see your immortal mountain, you also know that the master has been tired of walking all these years, and he will live in your mountain for a while in the future, and help you take care of the housekeeper, okay?"
Huang Shiren's bad eyes rolled and said, "Master, this is shameless. This Vulture Mountain was brought by me with hard work, if Master doesn't contribute to me, you are embarrassed to stay?"
"You bastard! In order to save you from the hands of the master, I can't live here for a while! It's too unfilial!"
"Come less! One yard to one yard! Before, it was a great fortune and a great creation, you are just a header, and your brother still knows how to settle accounts. β
"You slut!"
The two needlepoints of the master and apprentice were facing Maimang, and they were very noisy.
Lu Jian understands this bastard apprentice, but this apprentice is a good disciple in his heart, but he is just tricky in his mouth, where will he really not let him live, it is just angry with him. It's strange, since he accepted this apprentice, Lu Jian didn't suffer from this apprentice for three days, and he felt uncomfortable. It's really a sufferer, a sufferer, a bumpy man, a little monster.
"Master, I'll get down to business. After laughing, Huang Shiren pulled Lu Jian aside, pointed to the empty Vulture Mountain and said, "You look at the Vulture Mountain, what is missing now?"
"What's missing?" Lu Jian squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "The mountain is a good mountain, but it is too sparsely populated and has no peak weather." β
"Isn't it!" Huang Shiren was afraid of his thighs, and his words really spoke to his heart, and said: "Master, although I haven't been to West Kunlun, I have lived on Jinao Island for more than ten years, and I am very familiar with it. I miss your Jinao Island, pavilions, caves everywhere, immortals everywhere, fragrant wind and fog, loud voice, what a cow fork!"
The more Huang Shiren spoke, the more excited he became, and finally sighed and said: "Master, you are looking at your precious apprentice's Vulture Mountain, I rub, such a big mountain, bigger than Jinao Island, there is no smoke in the fart, there are ancient trees everywhere, there are barren mountains and mountains everywhere, how can there be any grandeur! I don't care, I'm used to being embarrassed, Master, your old man is different, you are the first person in heaven and earth, this person can't afford to lose it, right?"
These nonsense words made Lu Jian cry and laugh, and said: "Don't chirp crookedly for me, what do you want me to do, hurry up!"
"Master and I really have no colorful phoenix wings, and we have a good heart!" Huang Shiren smiled and said: "Master, you also know that I am in Meishan, and I have some belongings, not to mention anything else, a group of brothers under my hand, and seventy or eighty thousand little demons. I, as an ancestor, can't treat the children slowly, and now that I occupy this Vulture Mountain, I plan to take the little ones over to enjoy the blessings, do you think it's okay?"
"Well, that's a good thing. Lu Zhudao smiled and nodded without much thought.
This Vulture Mountain is so big, the seventy or eighty thousand little demons under Huang Shiren have moved here, and when they come, they can grow their momentum, and with so many little demons, this Vulture Mountain also looks like a sect altar. These two come, this mountain is a rare spiritual mountain between heaven and earth, those little demons are cultivating hard here, and the progress of cultivation is naturally twice the result with half the effort, the little demons are bull forks, the overall strength of this Taoism is not also a bull fork, he Lu pressed the Taoist people to go out, and his face is also good-looking.
"yes, that's what I thought. Huang Shiren waited for the landing pressure to say this, and sighed again: "You can't do it!"
"Why?" said Lu Zhudao in surprise.
Huang Shiren opened his eyes and said: "Master, what do you think, that Meishan is thousands of miles away from this Vulture Mountain, I can fly over with a cloud head, and the small ones can't do it, just rely on two feet, donkeys can only get here? β
"Yes, yes. Lu Jian also felt that what the apprentice said was reasonable, and smiled: "It's okay, I have a way to do this." β
After that, he took off his gourd: "Apprentice, this gourd, I am a flying knife for cutting immortals in wartime, and it is a good thing to accommodate heaven and earth in peacetime, don't say that the seventy or eighty thousand little demons under your command are seven or eight million little demons, and this gourd can also be collected together, I will go for a trip and bring those little demons back." β
After Lu Jian finished speaking, he was about to leave, but was stopped by Huang Shiren.
"Master, you can't go. β
"Why?"
"Master, are you confused or something. I just occupied this Vulture Mountain under the nose of the guide, I don't know when he will come to look for trouble, you are gone, I am left here alone, what if he comes to the door? If he comes with Zhun Ti, what should I do?!
When Lu Jian heard it, yes, it made sense.
"How is that good!?" Lu Jian was a little dizzy by this thing.
Huang Shiren smiled and said, "It's better to be like this, Master, you give me this gourd, I'll take a trip, and come back quickly after receiving the little ones." β
Hehehehehehe. Lu Jian narrowed his eyes and stared at Huang Shiren, and let out a sneer. Huang Shiren also laughed.
"Die!" Lu Jian suddenly roared, knocking on Huang Shiren's brain and said, "I know what shit you kid is when you pout your ass!"
When Lu Jian accepted Huang Shiren as an apprentice, this product coveted this immortal flying knife, for so many years, every time he met, the pair of thief eyes always did not leave his gourd, this time, he played such a conspiracy, obviously for his own immortal flying knife!
Lu Jian is the first scattered person in heaven and earth, the ox fork is incomparable, and the cultivation of the whole body has reached the point where he can't use the magic weapon at all, originally, this immortal flying knife is a dispensable thing for him, otherwise in the Romance of the Gods, he will not give the immortal flying knife to Jiang Ziya. But he knew better than anyone that this Immortal Slashing Flying Knife also had great disadvantages.
"Apprentice, I told you a long time ago, this immortal flying knife is the number one murder weapon in the world, using this thing, it was cool at the time, but every time you use it, it will attract karma and damage your merits. If this treasure is given to you, you fight and kill all day long, this Taoism will not have to be done by someone for three or five years, just because of the lack of virtue will be wiped out. Master, this is for your good. β
"Master, I know that. Huang Shiren smiled.
Damn, this truth is clear to me, in the war of the gods, you gave this flying knife to Jiang Ziya, and the goods thought that they had taken a big advantage, and then used it repeatedly, but as a result, they poured blood mold, sealed a circle of gods, and finally forgot about themselves, made a disgrace, and made a "Jiang Taigong is here, and the gods avoid" deed.
However, I am a person who lacks virtue, and this merit can be earned later, and I can't help but go without a fork. It's a big deal, cherish the use is.
After thinking about it, Huang Shiren said with a smile: "Master, I just borrowed your gourd to use it, and after accepting the small ones, I will rush back immediately, and the things will be returned to the original owner, and I will definitely say what I say!"
Seeing that he was quite serious, Lu Zhudao gave Huang Shiren the gourd that he doubted, and instructed him thousands of times: "Shiren, your current cultivation is a Da Luo True Immortal, this flying knife can be used in front of you, but your cultivation is still too low, I'm afraid that you can only release it once and make your Yuan Shen weak, and then any little immortal can hack you, you must not use it, go and go back quickly, do you know?"
"You know, you know, I listen to Master. Huang Shiren happily took the gourd of Lu Zhudao people, and he was so happy in his heart.
"Hey, Master, I almost forgot another thing. Huang Shiren was about to slip away with a flying knife holding the Immortal Flying Knife, and when he walked to the cave, he quickly turned back.
"What else is going on?" Lu Jian was almost annoyed.
"Master, you can't eat and drink for nothing here!" Huang Shiren opened his eyes and said.
"Who ate and drank for nothing!?" Lu pressed this breath. How did you accept such a stingy apprentice?
Huang Shiren said with a smile: "Master, I will take the seventy or eighty thousand little ones back, it is bound to let them occupy this spiritual mountain, the small ones are all demons, the cultivation is not enough, full of demonic energy, seventy or eighty thousand little demons go here to a pestle, wipe, not to mention anything else, this is a good spiritual mountain, when it is absolutely smoky and stinky, one day someone passes by, they will inevitably say: I rub, this is the general altar of the apprentices of the Lu Zhudao people......
"Alright, alright! Don't say it! Hurry up and say, what should I do!?" Lu Jian had a terrible headache.
Huang Shiren pouted and said, "Master, I heard that you are very good at alchemy?"
Hearing this, Lu pressed the chrysanthemum tightly.
Oh no!
###δΊζ΄ιδΈ!In the next chapter, there's a character who is a heartthrob with a bull fork! This thing is very famous among the gods!Guess who? Reminder, it's a birdman. Oh, please collect!
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