The first 117th episode of Lu Press's bizarre life experience lit the lamp and got on the thief ship

Let's say that Huang Shiren deceived the people of the Burning Lamp Dao, and let the Burning Lamp Daoist offer the Vulture Mountain with both hands, threw down the purple gold luck wooden fish sent by Hongjun Dao Ancestor, and suppressed the immortal mountain, not knowing that he had made himself a thorn in the side of the human religion, the exposition of the religion, and the Western religion, and he didn't know that he had been hated by several saints to grit his teeth and be slapped into ashes.

This product got the lantern Dao people, and ate and drank in the Yuanjue Cave of the lantern Dao people for a few days, and between the three of them eating and drinking, they talked about some things in the south and the north, and Lao Huang had sharp teeth, which could coax the lamp to be dizzy.

Huang Shiren, although he is a bit cheap, but he is a man who dares to be a man, compared with the twelve immortals of West Kunlun, it is really my taste! Huang Shiren in the eyes of the people of the Lantern Dao at this moment is really a promising young man.

"Brother, I want you to cultivate so much, such a big and fast real gold, where do you put it and it doesn't shine, why do you want to be lucky under the bull's nose of the beginning of the teaching?"

Alas, it is really a pot that does not open which pot to mention, which evokes the sadness of lighting the lamp.

"Brother Shiren, do you think I'm so willing!? The Lantern Walker shook his head.

"Helpless, you have long legs, you can go if you want, who can control you? Look at me, one person is fed and the whole family is not hungry, how good is it!" Huang Shiren said with a smile.

The Burning Lamp Daoist glanced at Huang Shiren enviously, and said with a wry smile: "Brother Shiren, my origin is also clear to you, right?"

"I heard my master say that my brother is a coffin that has attained the Tao, and his qualifications are very high, and he is very good!"

The person who lit the lamp took this high hat, and his old face was red from drinking, and he said with longing: "I think back then, the great god of Pangu opened the world and prepared a coffin for himself......"

"Blah blah. The words of the Burning Lamp Daoist made Huang Shiren's scalp tingle when he heard it.

Why did Pangu make a coffin for himself!?

"Brother, you make it clear, why did the Pangu God make a coffin for himself?" Huang Shiren shouted.

The lantern man looked at Huang Shiren and Shen Gongbao, and when he saw that the two of them were listening carefully, he sighed and revealed the secrets he had never told others.

"Back then, the lotus seed of the chaotic green lotus gave birth to Pangu, and it was in the chaos, and everyone in the world knew that the great god of Pangu opened the world, but they didn't know his situation at that time. This Pangu god knows very well what will happen after he opens the world, it must be that the body has fallen and the original god has collapsed. You think, the great god is also selfish, and he also hopes that he can live a long time, so under the guidance of Hongjun Daozu and Lu Quan, he made a coffin with the spiritual root of the chaotic green lotus......"

"You wait!" Huang Shiren was dumbfounded again: "Hongjun Daozu and my master ...... point out"

Rub, the gossip of the lantern Taoist is too hot!

The identity of Hongjun Dao Ancestor, Huang Shiren knows, it is said that it is the only Qu Python left after the catastrophe countless years ago, and later attained the Dao Fruit and ruled this world. Why did my master have it at that time!? This cheap master is so bullish!?

Huang Shiren didn't believe it when he was killed. If Master is the same as Hongjun, then why is he not a saint now, but a single person!?

Not only Huang Shiren was puzzled, but even Shen Gongbao felt that this statement was incredible.

Lighting the lamp glanced at Huang Shiren and Shen Gongbao, and said, "You are young, you know a fart." Do you know what this world was like before chaos?"

"I don't know. Both sluts shook their heads at the same time.

Burning the lamp smiled, and said with infinite longing: "After that catastrophe, the universe was chaotic, and Hongjun Dao Ancestor was a curved python, and he hid under the deep mud of the Nine Abyss during the catastrophe, so he escaped a catastrophe. After the catastrophe, Daozu felt that he might be the only living creature that survived, and he was very lonely. There is a saying, the creation of the Yuan Spirit transmission ......"

"Wait!" this time, it was Shen Gongbao's turn to interrupt.

"Creation Yuan Ling!?What is it!?" said Shen Gongbao.

Ran Deng looked at Shen Gongbao like an idiot: "You say where did the great tribulation in this world come from!? This creation spirit is said to be the master of all things in the universe, no one has ever seen a real person, only knows that every great tribulation is carried out by him, Miao Miao has no investigation, who can say clearly." ”

"Big brother, don't listen to him, go on. Huang Shiren can accept the statement of lighting the lamp. If you think about it, you can understand that if it weren't for the fact that there is such a super boss in the depths of the universe, a bullshit catastrophe.

The Daoist who lit the lamp took a sip of tea and continued: "There is a saying that the Creation Yuan Spirit transmitted the sound and asked the Dao Ancestor to find a green lotus, saying that if he found it, there would be a great creation. Dao Ancestor didn't dare not listen, and after searching for countless years, he finally found a green lotus in the depths of chaos, and this green lotus, as you know, is the chaotic green lotus. Daozu and Qinglian are each other's companions, and I don't know how many years have passed, Daozu Dao Xing is getting more and more profound, and he has a proud heart, and he is too lonely, so he cultivates everywhere to find opponents, looks for them, and finally finds a huge Fusang tree. ”

"The Fusang tree doesn't know how long it has lived, and I don't know where it came from, seeing that Daozu was arrogant, he ridiculed Daozu, where did Daozu suffer, so he fought with Fusang Tree, and the magic weapon used by Daozu was all collected by the Fusang tree. ”

"That Fusang tree is so powerful!?" Huang Shiren was stunned.

"Definitely. The Taoism of the Fusang tree is similar to that of the Dao Ancestor, but it is a hollow Fusang tree, and it naturally receives treasures. Ran Deng said dryly, and said: "Later, the two of them fought inseparably, there was no way, Daozu played a ghost mind, the two bet, as for what bet, these two people died later, anyway, Daozu won, Fusang Shu owes Daozu a favor." ”

The two didn't know each other, they came and went and became friends, and they jointly guarded the growth of the chaotic green lotus. Later, you have also heard about it, the Chaos Blue Lotus Lotus Seed gave birth to Pangu, and it became this side of the world for a first time, and the Dao Ancestor obtained the Creation Jade Disc and finally obtained the Dao Fruit. ”

"Wait. It wasn't until this time that Huang Shiren vaguely understood: "Old brother, my cheap master won't be this Fusang tree!?"

"What do you think!" The Daoist who lit the lamp smiled: "Otherwise, Dao Ancestor can call him a virtuous brother!? Otherwise, Sanqing can call him a Dao brother so politely?! Also, since you are the apprentice of Lu Press's predecessor, you haven't thought about his name, Lu Press, Lu Press, Isn't it a thing on the ground!?"

Huang Shiren's head is big.

Master, Master, you are such a bull, how can you not compare with Hongjun at all! He is now a Taoist ancestor, and his apprentices have been born one by one, you are good, you are still a scattered person for countless years, and you are a single person!

Huang Shiren beat his chest here, and the Taoist who lit the lamp over there continued: "After Pangu was conceived, he was selfish and wanted to save his own primordial spirit, and according to the guidance of Daozu and Lu Quan, he took the spiritual root of the green lotus and made a coffin, but unfortunately when he opened the world, he was blackened by Daozu, and the coffin was destroyed, and he turned out this world by himself. ”

"As soon as the great god Pangu died, the coffin was naturally useless, and Dao Ancestor felt that the coffin was a spiritual root of chaos and incorruptibility, and it was a pity to abandon it, so he lit it up, and it was me. When he said this, his eyes were full of tears.

"Daozu has the grace of regeneration for me, so I naturally listen to him. Later, Daozu set up Zixiao Palace, accepted these apprentices, opened the altar, and assigned them separately. After the catastrophe again and again, the wings of Mixed Yuan and one or two guys became stiff, and they gradually opened up with Dao Ancestor's reading power, and even Dao Ancestor sometimes couldn't control it. Especially that mixed yuan, he is the representative of the Heavenly Dao, and he made Taishang and Yuan Shi very confused, Daozu was not at ease, so he assigned me to join the exposition of the sect and became a deputy sect leader, ostensibly to increase the strength of the exposition, in fact, I was to monitor. ”

"The bull's nose at the beginning of the year is also clear, so it has been very excessive to me for countless years. Although I have suffered countless grievances, this is the mission given by the Dao Ancestor, without the Dao Ancestor, there would be no me, I will be crushed to pieces, and I will not be able to vote for the Western Religion!"

After Randen finished saying this, he was already in tears.

Even though Huang Shiren and Shen Gongbao are two sluts, they were so moved when they heard the words of the Burning Lamp Daoist.

Wipe, I always thought that the people of the Burning Lamp Dao were a wreck, they were bullied in the War of the Gods, and they were used as guns, but I didn't expect that there was such a story in it, the old man was really a bird who valued love and righteousness.

Although Huang Shiren is not serious, he also admires people like Randen in his heart, and he can't help but glance at Randeng.

"Brother, I admire you for your character! But Yuan Shi bullied you like this, why can't you not do anything at all, right? Besides, the job that Daozu gave you was to let you spy on Yuan Shi, and you stayed in Yuanjue Cave like this, wouldn't you live up to Daozu's hope?" Huang Shiren smiled evilly.

Ran Deng sighed and said: "Who said no, but Yuan Shi's skill is higher than mine, he is a thief, and Xi Kunlun is his eyes and ears everywhere, how can I act?"

"Brother, it's okay for you to be so passive and slack off at other times. But now that the catastrophe is coming, you can't do it. Let me tell you the truth, this god catastrophe, it's a huge conspiracy!" Huang Shiren did not slack off, and told him everything he knew and encountered, and was stunned.

"Brother, I'm not used to seeing this bullshit made by Mixed Yuan. In the end, it is the Western religion that is cheap, it is the exposition of the religion, and the suffering is the interception of the religion, and it is the entire fairy world, and the people of the world! I have a cheap life, but I also know where the righteousness lies, so I wander around, seeking that glimmer of opportunity! What I did, the Taoist ancestor also knew it, so he came out to promote me one or two, did not let me hang in the hands of the mixed yuan, and instructed me to establish a religion, and gave it to the wooden fish. Brother, if you are still a Dao Ancestor, you should help me!"

"Teacher, I'll tell you the last word, my eldest brother and I worship Jin Lan, and I'm the second and fifth boy who sneaked into West Kunlun!"

The two sluts said something like a lamp, and their eyes lit up.

For hundreds of millions of years, Randen thought he was fighting alone, but now he found that there were two more colleagues, and everything in front of him suddenly became clear, how not to like it.

"Brother Shiren, if that's the case, then how can I not obey. Hehe. The Burning Lamp Daoist was full of ambition, and the original decadence was swept away, and he said with a smile: "Okay! I will rush to West Kunlun immediately, damn, this divine catastrophe, I can mix it up with whatever I say! Otherwise, I will be sorry for the Dao Ancestor!"

Oh yes! and pulled a helping hand into his thief ship!

Huang Shiren was really happy when he saw that the people who lit the lamp agreed to join the gang.

"Brother, your business, hurry up and do it. Huang Shiren looked at this vulture mountain, smiled gloomily, and muttered: "Right now, I also have a big thing to do!"

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