The 285th episode of the four immortals and two pairs hooked up Wukong Nezha scolded

Fools have foolish blessings, and sluts have cheap blessings. Huang Shiren is enjoying it now.

"Blow up a balloon, blow a big balloon, eat a balloon and finish the balloon, play the ball and pick up the girl......" In the courtyard of the Shuaifu in Feiyan City, Huang Shiren was lazily lying on a bluestone basking in the sun, pillowing Bixiao's pair of jade legs, and singing the cheap song while asking Bixiao to pluck his ears.

"Pick up Niuniu, right? Let's talk about it, that?!" Bi Xiao listened to this bastard song, and with all the strength in her hand, Lao Huang screamed and almost fainted.

"Bixiao! You're going to murder your husband! Wipe it! Just now, it hurt so much that my eyes were about to squeeze out!"

"Stab you slut! In front of the two armies, hundreds of thousands of people, let people do that kind of thing for you! People are doing this to you, you slut still want to pick up Niu Niu!?" Bi Xiao grabbed Huang Shiren's head, raised his hand and was about to stab again.

Wukong, who was catching lice next to him, looked at the pair, was happy, and said: "Master Bixiao, my golden hoop stick, you can change it at will, that toothpick can't stab this slut to death, I'll tell you the formula, you become a knife and a gun, make sure you string a sugar gourd at once!"

"Wukong, you bastard! Catch your lice!" Huang Shiren listened to the words of this little slut, and his mouth was crooked in anger.

Before the words fell, Xiao Yueyue's lewd business came from behind him: "Mother, although the monkey's golden hoop stick is a fork, it can't damage my father's golden body, it's better to do this, I borrow you a unicorn fire, you shoot it at my father's ears and eyes, and make sure this thing is crooked?

"Rub it! I can't stay in this place anymore, I won't be stabbed to death by my wife, and I will be played to death by these slut apprentices!" Huang Shiren didn't wear shoes and wanted to escape.

As soon as I arrived at the door, I saw Nezha running in in a hurry.

"Master, it's not good! Xiqi is here!" Nezha wiped his sweat and exclaimed.

"What!?" Huang Shiren plucked his ears.

"Xiqi, someone is coming!" Nezha shouted.

"Who is coming!?" In the hall behind him, Yunxiao, Qiongxiao and the twelve strongmen flew out, and Bo Yikao also hurried out.

"Nezha, said. Who is coming?" Huang Shiren sat under the eaves, holding his head high, with a wicked smile on his face.

Nezha stretched out four fingers and said, "It's Taiyi Zhenren, Fuxian Zhenren, Clerk Guangfa Tianzun and Nadao Xingtianzun!"

"Here we are...... Four!?" Bo Yi almost fainted.

Yunxiao was over there, and he was also a little panicked.

Since beating Huang Shiren, his treacherous plan has succeeded. After making the red sperm miserable and life and death, Yunxiao faintly had a bad premonition. The red sperm is the beloved disciple of the Yuan Shi Tianzun, and the twelve golden immortals regard their reputation as more important than anything else, and the red sperm is like this, and the other party will definitely not give up!

This time, there were four Da Luo Jin Immortals!?How is it good!?

That Taiyi Zhenren is a famous black-bellied person among the twelve immortals of the West Kunlun Exposition Sect, not to mention the Guangfa Tianzun. This person's pungent temper is well-known in the fairy world, and he will fight if he doesn't agree with him, Fuxian Zhenren, although he has few words, but he is extremely ruthless, as for that Dao Tianzun, although he is low-key, but because of his low-key. Almost no one knows the details of him, and he is also a difficult one.

When these four people went to northern Xinjiang together, I am afraid that things will not be easy to clean up.

"Slut, there are four of them, what should I do?" Bi Xiao, who was about to stab Huang Shiren to death just now, turned pale.

Wukong said happily over there: "Rub it! Fuck it! It's only four of them! It's not fun, it's not fun, it's really not fun to fight!"

"You monkey, you are stupid! That's four immortals!"

"Bullshit immortal!" Wukong patted Huang Shiren on the shoulder and said, "Master." Don't you know, among these four people, Taiyi Zhenren was miserable by my master back then, and the clerk Guangfa Tianzun was even blown up by my master, as for Fuxian Zhenren, hehe, when he was in Chentangguan, because of my master's bad water, he didn't have any face at all, and all of them were defeated by his subordinates. That kid from Daoxing Tianzun is lucky, he didn't meet the master before, but this time, hehe, this little old man is lucky to be home!"...,

"There are four people here, and all three of them have suffered your losses!?" Bi Xiao looked at Huang Shiren, her eyes widened.

"Why, don't you think your man is so good!" Huang Shiren said proudly.

Bi Xiao twisted Huang Shiren's ears, made a 720-degree rotation, and said angrily: "It's good to have a good life!? Four people, three enemies, this Feiyan City has just been born, I'm afraid it's going to be a chicken and a dog jumping again!"

Lao Huang tugged back his ears and said bitterly: "This loser girl! I'm very afraid! The soldiers will come to block the water and cover the earth! Apprentices, dress up and pick up customers!"

"Pick up customers!" Wukong and Nezha laughed, and they changed their bodies and walked away!

But not to say that the clouds in Feiyan City are full of bad water, but it is said that Taiyi Zhenren, Fuxian Zhenren, Clerk Guangfa Tianzun and Nadao Xingtianzun are four people, on the order of Guangchengzi, hurried to Feiyan City.

Without further ado, on this day, I saw a big city in front of me in the distance.

"What a spirit!" Dao Xing Tianzun couldn't help but gasp as he looked at the scene in front of him.

But seeing the city, the 100,000 northern army sent a formation according to the nine palace gossip to set up camp, on the wall of the Feiyan City, there was no written pennant flying, swords and guns were like a forest, and I saw that in the Feiyan City, it was really full of fairy spirit, straight into the sky, and the shouting of killing was deafening.

Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun glanced at Dao Xing Tianzun, and sneered: "Dao Xing junior brother has not been out of the mountain for such a long time, and he has seen mountains and rocks and beasts all day long, and such an unfashionable person and horse have surprised you like this, I really don't know whether to praise you for your tranquility and tranquility, or to say that you are lonely and unheard." ”

"You!" Dao Xing Tianzun was choked to death by Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun's words.

"Senior sister, don't be like this, it's all a family. Fuxian Zhenren hurriedly played a round next to him.

Although Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun's temper was known, Dao Xing couldn't be angry, snorted coldly, turned his face away, and didn't care anymore.

"Okay! The most important thing at the moment is to find out the details of the respectful Taoist according to the meaning of the senior brother, your own people, don't make trouble first, especially in the city, let alone so, lest people see jokes!" Taiyi Zhenren snorted coldly.

He was the tallest of the four, and the other three had to nod.

The four of them fell under Feiyan City, and before they could stand on their feet, they heard a loud shout in their ears.

"Bah, those two girls and two old men! Stop me! Damn, this is Feiyan City, not a place for you to play at home, get out of here!"

"Brother, I look at four people, the relationship is unusual!"

"How can I see my own brother?"

"Look, two old men, two girls, are they just a match! Also, the way they muttered and hooked up just now, you also saw it, it's really shameless, wearing Taoist clothes, and he is also a person who cultivates immortals and asks, kissing me and me in broad daylight, damn it, it really threw their master's face into the dung pit!"

"Oh, my brother, your eyes are really sharp! When you say that, I really think these two old men and two girls are doing a pickled thing! Hey, those two adulterers and adulteresses, get out of here, don't dirty our land in Feiyan City!"

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This faint word can make the four immortals so angry that the three corpse gods burst into flames, and smoke is generated in the seven orifices.

Especially the Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun, who was originally above the top, heard this, the phoenix's eyes widened, and as soon as he raised his hand, he sacrificed the magic weapon Dunlong Pile and lit it up.

Raised his head, but saw that outside the city gate, there were two sluts, one fat and one thin, one big and one small, thief eyebrows and rat eyes, how obscene!

"Senior Sister Manjushri, don't be angry! These two sluts may be the ones who respect the Ming Dao, don't hurt the harmony!"

"You two, common name retribution!" Taiyi Zhenren said angrily. ...,

"Oh yes, my brother, this thing is going to be done! What do you say?"

"Master I said just now, he is strong, he is strong, the bright moon shines on the river, he is hard to let him hard, knock me to death, beat him ***!"

"Brother's words, just what I want!" The fat one, hehe, smiled, pulled out a big stick, put it in his hand, and said with a smile: "That girl, aren't you very bully, come on, come on, eat my supreme treasure stick!"

"You slut!" Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun's hand was the same, and the dragon stake was about to make a move, and he was hugged by Fuxian Zhenren.

"Senior sister, put it in that and say that he is called the Supreme Treasure, isn't it the leader of the rebel army that Senior Sister Cihang said?!"

"Senior sister, don't be impulsive, and ask!" Taiyi Zhenren heard Fuxian's words, and his heart trembled.

Now it seems that the Xiqi Northern Army and the rebels are not in conflict but are extremely harmonious, and this Supreme Treasure is the leader of the rebels, why is he now standing under this wide open city gate with a stick?

"You said your name is Supreme Treasure?" Taiyi Zhenren said coldly.

"Your grandfather is exact!"

"Grandson, and me, I am your little grandfather's supreme jade!" The little one next to him also smiled.

This pair of sluts, who else can there be if it's not Wukong and Nezha?

Taiyi Zhenren was so angry that his mouth trembled, and he pressed down the endless anger in his heart, and said: "Let me ask you, aren't you the leaders of the rebels, why is the gate of Feiyan City wide open now? What about the Jingming Daoist?

"Rub, brothers, it's the world's first demon king and the world's second demon king, but now this name can't be called. Goku looked dejected.

"Why?"

"Rub it! Your mother's lack of heart! Don't you look at the situation around here!" Wukong scolded and said: "We competed with the Jingming Taoist yesterday, and the underwear was lost, so we were convinced, and we had no choice but to lead the army to surrender, and the two of our brothers even recognized the Jingming Taoist as a teacher, and we know!?"

"What!?" Taiyi Zhenren and the other four people were stunned one by one!

In just one day, the rebellion in the northern frontier was put down! The 200,000 troops were returned to Bo Yikao and the Jingming Dao people! The entire northern frontier became the belongings of these two people!

In this way, wouldn't that Bo Yi Kao become a tiger entering the forest and a dragon entering the sea!?

How?!How!?

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