There is a famous saying, Shan Dao that lacks virtue people do good deeds, saying: steal the roots of onions and pull out the roots of garlic, turn around the widow's door at night, deceive people's fathers and bully people's mothers, and coax people's daughters-in-law and children to go to the big bed. () This kind of scum is hit by a thousand knives and five thunders, and it is also cheap.

However, there are many sluts, sluts are happy, and sluts are hard to live one by one!

In this world, those who can't kill are sluts, and those who can't be killed are also sluts.

Without further ado, the book picks up. Let's say that under Feiyan City, Wukong and Nezha, the two sluts, singing and harmonizing, and talking as a bastard, can make the four immortals Taiyi Zhenren, Fuxian Zhenren, Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun, and Daoxing Tianzun into a black miasma.

Especially that Taiyi Zhenren. He is the leader of the four people, Guangchengzi asked him to come to Feiyan City, one is to find out the details of the Jingming Dao people, and the other is to destroy Boyi Kao to pacify the northern frontier no matter what, this just arrived at the city gate, I heard that 200,000 rebels have surrendered! Taiyi Zhenren is Da Luo Jinxian, and he can't stand it even if he is careful.

"Supreme Treasure, what you say, seriously!?"

"Your mother! I am a man who stands tall and hard on the ground! You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense, Master, you can't admit indiscriminately! If you lose, you lose, and there is nothing to be embarrassed about!" Wukong carried a stick and bared his teeth at Taiyi Zhenren: "That old man, are you done talking?"

"Oh, that's it. ”

"After asking, let your good friend come over behind you! Damn! This girl is very bullish just now, I look extremely unhappy, old man, you can't manage it, I'll take care of it for you, I don't hide it, I can be a big stick, it can be long and short, hard and soft, and I am sure to make you look very good!

"You slut!" Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun was so angry that he was about to rush over.

"Senior sister, I can't help it!" Fuxian Zhenren persuaded and whispered: "Senior sister, this Supreme Treasure and Supreme Jade are now the apprentices of the Jingming Daoist, and that Daoist has great powers, we don't know his details yet, if we beat his disciples." How will we enter the city when the time comes, and how will we complete the tasks assigned by the senior brother!?"

"But this slut is really cheap!"

"Forget it, bear with me! When this thing is done, there will be a chance in the future. I'm going to let him die!"

"Okay! I'll bear with it!" Manjushri Guangfa Heavenly Venerable suppressed that anger, and he was really suffocated to the point of internal injury.

Taiyi Zhenren next to him piled up his old face, and smiled at Wukong: "The Supreme Treasure is, hehe, we are the Taiyi Zhenren, Fuxian Zhenren, Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun, and Daoxing Tianzun of the Twelve Golden Immortals of Xikunlun Teaching, and this time I came here to be entrusted by Ji Fa, the second son of Xiqi, to find your master to respect the Ming Taoist and have something, please lead the way." Don't delay!"

"What kind of gluttony to teach the Golden Immortals? What kind of fetal clothes real people, bitter salty real people, ask Shuguang to dig Tianzun, virtue Tianzun? I haven't heard of it! My brother, have you heard of it?"

"I haven't heard of it! I guess they're all messy sluts who eat and drink! I want to see my master, but I don't have the door, brother, I'll die with a bang!"

"That's right!"

Another slut has to do it everywhere.

Taiyi Zhenren over there is going to cry.

Damn it!, these two bastards, with this virtue, can they still be the leaders of the 200,000 rebels in the northern Xinjiang!?

Angry to angry, Taiyi Zhenren is still very angry. hurriedly escaped from Ji Fa's token and threw it over: "Two, this is Ji Fa's token, we really have something to do, please report it quickly!"

Wukong took the token, looked at it, and laughed: "Rub! This token can't be wrong, it's similar to the little white face named Bo Yi Kao next to the master! I said that you are from there, you are called the real person of the birth, right!?"

"Taiyi Zhenren!"

"Oh. This is your fault! Damn, if you had taken out this thing earlier, wouldn't it be fine! It's a waste of Lao Tzu's time!"...,

"Brother is right! This goddamn old white hair! I don't want to worry about it, and I'm not too young to do these worrying things!"

"What my brother said is that you have a lot of adults, and you don't have the same knowledge as this old white hair!"

......

Under the words of these two sluts, the four immortals followed behind with a grim face and entered Feiyan City.

I twisted and turned along the way, and I didn't know how far I went. I saw a splendid handsome mansion in front of me.

Taiyi Zhenren entered the Shuai Mansion, raised his feet and entered the hall, and heard a loud shout: "Respect the ancestor of the Ming Dynasty, double the whole body of martial arts!

The sound was so loud that it was like a cow roaring, and Taiyi Zhenren didn't watch out for it, and he was scared!

raised his head, but saw that there were twelve ox fork strongmen standing on the left and right sides of the hall, and a pair of eyes were staring at him viciously.

It was sitting, and there was a little white face wearing a golden robe and a dignified appearance!

These twelve bastards are probably the so-called twelve strong men, and the one in the middle is probably Jingming Daoist!

Taiyi Zhenren stabilized his mind, let go of his divine sense and swept it on Jingming Daoist, and his heart trembled: Rub! This thing is so strong, I can't even see through his cultivation! Just this point, this person's ability is only above me, not below me.

Behind him, Fuxian Zhenren, Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun, and Daoxing Tianzun also checked it, and their hearts were abrupt, and the original arrogance couldn't help but suppress it, and they didn't dare to make a mistake.

"Hahahaha, these four are the Taoist friends of the West Kunlun Teachings! Hehe, look at the seat, look at the seat!" The respectful Taoist with a smile on his face, very kind, walked in front of Taiyi Zhenren, took Taiyi's hand, and said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, these two criminals just received don't know the height of the sky, and they just collided with the four Taoists, and please don't be like children, sit, sit!"

Taiyi Zhenren nodded, and said in his heart: This respectful Taoist is a sensible person.

They all sat down, and Taiyi Zhenren smiled: "This is Jingming Daoyou, right?"

"Exactly. Poor Tao is Jingming. ”

"That's good. Fellow Daoist, the second son, Ji Fa, is concerned about the northern frontier, and for fear that something will happen, he specially asked me to come and help him. I can't imagine that Jingming Daoyou is so capable, and he actually accepted the rebels, which is really gratifying!"

"Wherever you are, it's also a matter of luck. The four Taoist friends came from afar, and I really can't help it. Huang Shiren, a slut, looked enthusiastic, which made the four of them very satisfied.

"Jingming Daoyou's cultivation is very high, I think I must be a teacher from a master, dare to ask the respected teacher is ......" Taiyi Zhenren began to investigate.

Huang Shiren sighed and said, "I can't hide it, I'm a master who lacks morality, and I'm hanging." ”

"Hung up?" Taiyi Zhenren almost squirted out a mouthful of tea.

"That's been a long, long time. This slut has his eye on a beautiful girl.,That girl is really beautiful.,Look.,Just ...... It's just the one next to you, this is Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun, right? Hehe, it's almost like you! Rub! I really don't know that Master's eyes have grown on a! He can even get hard with such a person! To flirt, he provoked someone else's master, and was beaten to death with a stick, and I have no master since then. “

With a snap, the cup in Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun's hand was crushed to pieces.

Taiyi Zhensheng was afraid that Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun would be mad, so he hurriedly changed the topic and said: "Jingming Daoyou is really pitiful, then, you Xianshan Cave Mansion ......"

"Oh, the poor Taoist family lives in the Babaoshan Memorial Hall, everyone, don't respect Ming Daoyou and call me Mingdaoyou, too Shengfen, if you don't dislike it, just call me a little four. ”

"Ahem, ahem. Taiyi Zhenren swallowed a sip of tea and said, "That Jingming...... No, little four, I heard Senior Sister Cihang say, you came with Sanxiao Niangniang this time, do you know each other?"

Before Taiyi Zhenren finished speaking, Huang Shiren slapped the table vigorously, and the tea splashed everywhere, splashing Taiyi Zhenren's face.

Huang Shiren grabbed Taiyi Zhenren's hand, and said with teary eyes: "Alas, Brother Taiyi! It's really a pot that can't be opened, you are asking why I got it with Sanxiao, right?!"

"That, yes. “

"Rub!" Huang Shiren slapped the table again and shouted: "There is no other reason! Damn, it's all because I'm too handsome! When I passed through Sanxian Island, it was too hot to lift, and I went down to take a bath, I didn't want to be seen by those three girls, and since then I have to follow me alive and dead, and I still say that people who are born are my ghosts and other bastards, like dog skin plasters, I can't get rid of them! Brother Taiyi, if this man is too charming and too handsome, he is distressed!

"The ......"

"Forget it, this kind of thing, only handsome people can empathize, you're afraid you can't, alas! Why am I so handsome!

Huang Shiren put on a drunken look, and whether it was the four Taiyi real people or the twelve strongmen next to him, they turned around one by one and vomited.

Taiyi Zhenren is about to collapse. It's going to collapse. After this effort, not only did he not find the slightest bit of useful information about this bastard, but he was invisibly despised by this thing countless times, and he was very angry.

"That, that...... What am I going to say...... That's right. Taiyi Zhenren rubbed his head and said, "Little four, the eldest son Boyi Kao, why don't you see anyone?"

"Do you want to see Bo Yi Kao?" said Huang Shiren with a smile.

"Not bad. I'm waiting to come, but the second son, Ji Fa, has something to convey on my behalf!"

"Me, can't you?"

"No, I can't. ”

"No, I'm so handsome......"

"This, this has nothing to do with whether you are handsome or not. ”

"Rub, then you look down on me!? Brother Taiyi, I'm going to be mad!"

"Little four! I beg you! I really beg you! I really have something to tell Bo Yi for the exam!" Taiyi Zhenren is really going crazy.

Not only him, but behind Taiyi Zhenren, Fuxian Zhenren, Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun and Daoxing Tianzun, they almost foamed at the mouth when their eyes were rolled one by one.

Huang Shiren looked at Taiyi Zhenren's distorted face, scratched his head, and then said something that made the four of them collapse even more.

"Oh, Brother Taiyi, it's unfortunate that you are here, the candidate of Boyi is sick! and it is a serious illness!"

"Sick!?what's sick!?"

"Flower willow!"

Poof!

Taiyi Zhenren's legs were weak, and he fell headlong into the hall!

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