Let's say that Huang Shiren is a slut, two immortals and apricots made Nezha and a pink little Zhengtai become a monster with a height of two feet, a face like blue indigo, hair like cinnabar, and protruding horizontal teeth, Li Jing and his wife begged all the time, and he had no ability to recover, so he had to fly to Jinao Island with Nezha to find Tongtian Sect Master for help.

As soon as it landed, the immortals of the sect ran barefoot, and the lively Jinao Island suddenly became a cemetery, leaving only a place of wine and meat, flower baskets, and wine cups, just like a tornado.

"Master, why are they so afraid of you?" asked Nezha.

Huang Shiren's face was not red, and he said with a smile: "Good apprentice, you don't understand, these guys are not serious, the master is a good person, they naturally have to hide." ”

"Oh, Master, then I'll find them one by one, smash them to death one by one, and give Master your anger, okay?" Nezha sneered.

I'm rubbing, this apprentice really has one-ten-thousandth of my demeanor!

"Good apprentice, although these guys are not serious, they have a good heart, they are friends of the master, and they can't be stoned to death. However, in the future, if you encounter a bull's nose who claims to be the West Kunlun expounding teachings, you can be stoned to death! These bad guys, not to mention bullying men and women, are still engaged in the basics! Disgusting to death. Huang Shiren began to coax the children.

"Master, what do you mean by doing a base?" Nezha is very pure.

"it. Huang Shiren really didn't know how to explain to him, so he had to say: "Do you know chickens?"

"Of course I know, I saw it when I came, the rooster crowed, the hen brought the chicks, so cute!"

"Cute, huh. Let me tell you, the dogs in West Kunlun are talking about catching chickens at night, and they are ......" Huang Shiren stretched out a finger with his left hand, and circled the fingers of his right hand in two circles, and gestured.

"Wow!" Nezha was suddenly disgusted: "It's really necrotic!"

"Isn't it bad?"

"I'll see you later, see one and cut the other!"

"Good apprentice! Good apprentice, master loves you!" Huang Shiren smiled, and took Nezha to Biyou Palace.

On the Nine Dragons Agarwood Tree, the Tongtian Sect Master was talking to Duobao about something, and when he heard that Huang Shiren was coming, he almost fell off the chariot.

He's scared!

This slut, if you come to Jinao Island once, Jinao Island will be unlucky, and if you come a few times, I'm afraid that the good things in the main altar of the sect will be scraped off by this slut!

"No, no, fork me out!" the Tongtian Sect Master shook his head.

"Sect Master, you old man, okay?" Before the words fell, Huang Shiren came out and waved his hand at the Tongtian Sect Master.

The Tongtian Sect Master snorted coldly and ignored it.

This goods came in with Nezha, pointed to the Tongtian Sect Master and said to Nezha, "Call uncle." ”

"Uncle!" Nezha called out obediently.

The Tongtian Sect Master was stunned, glanced at Nezha, and said to Huang Shiren: "Leper, whose child is this?"

"Oh, Master, it's not good for you to remember your last name. This is the son of Li Jing Nezha I told you, my apprentice. Huang Shiren said.

"Oh!" The Tongtian Sect Master remembered and nodded, and suddenly stood up with a bang, and the dust in his hand shook, smashing Huang Shiren to the ground with a scream, his head full of blood!

"You bastard! You are his master, let him call me uncle, is it possible that I still have to call you big brother!?"

Huang Shiren touched his head, his mouth crooked, and said: "Sect Master, you really wronged me to death! I didn't mean that, didn't I let children think that you were young and that you were amiable! Who knew that your thinking was so complicated and dirty, and you actually thought of it!"

"Dare to hit my master, I'll stab you to death!" Over there, Nezha was angry when he saw that the Tongtian Sect Master was attacking Huang Shiren, he didn't know the details of the Tongtian Sect Master, and he didn't know that the other party was a saint, for Nezha, Huang Shiren and him had a natural sense of intimacy, and it was his master again, and he gave so many treasures, it was even closer than his parents, and Tongtian beat Huang Shiren, Nezha was naturally not happy.

With a shake of his body, he conjured up the three-headed and six-armed supernatural powers, instigated the wind and thunder wings, stepped on the hot wheels, and beckoned to the Tongtian Sect Master with the fire-tipped spear and Chaotian Aya in his hand!

"This kid is good. The Tongtian Sect Master smiled, with a big hand, he knocked Nezha to the ground, raised his big hand and slapped Nezha's buttocks.

snapped, and Nezha cried.

Although his body is a two-foot tall monster, Xin'er is still a little child, and when he sees that he can't beat others, he howls and cries.

"Sect Master, you're going too far!" Huang Shiren was not happy when he saw his apprentice being beaten!

Although he is the first slut in the world, he is definitely the first person in the world to protect his shortcomings.

"What's wrong with me?" said the Tongtian Sect Master with a smile.

Huang Shiren crossed his hands on his hips, and immediately scolded the street: "What is wrong with you! You are a saint, and you have lived to be a dog at a young age! Such a big person, such an identity, actually did something to a hairy child, and when you say it, everyone in the world will spit on you! Everyone in the world despises you! Everyone in the world circles and forks you! Infinite Tianzun, if you beat my apprentice, you will beat me! If you beat me, you will not give my master Lu face, and you will not give Nuwa Niangniang face! Think about it yourself, if I let those two people come to you to settle accounts, what will you do!? Do you want this Jinao Island anymore!?"

This unreasonable remark made the Heavenly Sect Master laugh.

"You bastard. The Tongtian Sect Master pointed at Huang Shiren, shook his head, and then looked at Nezha, who was lying on the ground crying, and said, "This is Nuwa's spirit bead, right?"

"Exactly, now reincarnated as Nezha. ”

"Not bad. The Tongtian Sect Master twisted his beard and nodded: "I have long heard that Sister Nuwa has a spirit bead there, which is a spiritual object of heaven and earth, and it is the top of her heart. ”

"That's it, I'm a good character!" Huang Shiren was ashamed.

"Leper, I wondered. You said that this is usually the master than the apprentice, you yourself are only one Taiyi Golden Immortal, but the three disciples are all Da Luo Golden Immortals, how many grades is this difference, don't you feel ashamed?" said the Tongtian Sect Master smiled.

These words hurt Huang Shiren's self-esteem!

Huang Shiren has always been haunted by this matter. But there is no way, I am an ordinary weasel essence, my father doesn't love my mother, and it's already a miracle that I have mixed this appearance with my own ability, where can I compare to three apprentices, born with different species, born with different species, and with heaven and earth spirits, as soon as I come out, I am a big Luo Jin Immortal!

What is the reason why my apprentice's cultivation is higher than that of the master!?

"Sect Master, are you not provoking the relationship between our master and apprentice?!" Huang Shiren looked at the Tongtian Sect Leader and smiled: "Yes, I am a Taiyi Golden Immortal, and my cultivation is two grades worse than that of the apprentices. If you are not convinced, you will also accept a cultivator who is two grades higher than you? Can you make Hongjun Dao Ancestor call you Master in turn?"

"Bastard!" the Tongtian Sect Master was really funny and angry, where did he say that he was so sharp-toothed.

After making a fuss, the sect leader was in a good mood and said, "Leper, you came to my Jinao Island again, what is the matter?"

"Wow!" Huang Shiren pointed at Nezha, fed himself two immortal apricots and said that Nezha made Nezha look like this, and said with a smile: "Sect Master, I don't have the ability to recover the past, can you endure the heights, give a plastic surgery, and turn Nezha back into a good child, otherwise the next time Nuwa Niangniang sees her baby being made into this ghost by me, won't you kill me?"

"me. You can settle the things you did yourself!" The Tongtian Sect Master was angry with this guy in the past, and now he can be regarded as turning over and becoming a master.

"Sect Master, you can't see death without saving you! If you do this, I will tell Nuwa Niangniang that you gave those two immortal apricots. Hehe, Nuwa Niangniang started a fire, it's very cute, do you want to be taught and taught?" Huang Shiren saw that the soft one was not good, and immediately came to the hard one.

"Your mother!" Even though the Tongtian Sect Master was a saint, he was so angry that he burst into foul language, and said: "Leper, don't you like to pull the wind in ordinary times, don't you all like to scratch your bag?

"Sect Master, you are so bad, you are making fun of me!" Huang Shiren laughed evilly, sighed again, and said, "I also want to scratch my bag and want to pull the wind." But this also has a bottom line! There are two bastards Yuan Hong and Wukong, I already have enough headaches, and now when I go out, everywhere I go, the return rate is 200 percent, and they all say that we are monsters. Master, you're a saint, you have no desires, but I'm going to take my sister with a bunch of monsters, what's the matter?"

After saying a few words, the Heavenly Sect Master and Duobao laughed.

"Okay. This matter is not difficult. Seeing Huang Shiren's pitiful appearance, the Tongtian Sect Master was so happy that he couldn't do it, and said: "The immortal apricot in Yunzhongzi is transplanted from the Qilin Cliff of my second senior brother in West Kunlun. ”

"Master!" Duobao heard this, and immediately reluctant.

Qingping Pond is the small pond with Qingping outside the Tongtian Sect Master's dormitory, and there is a Qingping in it, which is the place where the most ferocious innate spirit treasure Qingping Sword in the hands of the Tongtian Sect Master is parasitized.

This Qingping Sword is the self-defense of the Tongtian Sect Master, and it is not bad compared to the Four Swords of Zhuxian, it is very good, even if it is Lu Pressure's Immortal Flying Knife, it may not be able to win.

The Qingping in the Qingping Pond is born after the Qingping Sword has been nourished for countless years, although it is not as good as the chaotic Qinglian of the Qinglian Cave Power, but it is also a real rare treasure, and a lotus pod has been born in countless years, which can be regarded as a treasure between heaven and earth.

"Why don't you go soon!?" the Tongtian Sect Master had a cold face, and Duobao went very reluctantly.

The time is not big, Duobao came in with a lotus pod in both hands, and the lotus pod bowl between them is big, but it is a thousand rays of light and thousands of rui qi, which is a rare spiritual thing in heaven and earth!

The Tongtian Sect Master asked Nezha to walk in, opened the lotus canopy, and juice flowed out of it, and fed Nezha, Nezha's stomach gurgled and released, and he staggered, and turned into a pink little Zhengtailai, and the two wings behind him also became white.

This is really dazzling, and a monster has become a little angel!

Looking at the pink Nezha, and then looking at the two flickering little wings behind him, Huang Shiren felt that it would be a waste of this look not to give Nezha a bow and arrow!

One day, ask the old man for a bow and arrow, and tie his red rope to the arrow, and Nezha will become Cupid!

Huang Shiren was here to make money, and the Tongtian Sect Master over there broke the lotus pod and crushed it, and took out a lotus seed from it.

"Leper head, go on!" The Tongtian Sect Master threw this lotus seed to Huang Shiren, Huang Shiren took it, only to feel that although this lotus seed was not as good as the lotus seed of the Chaos Blue Lotus in his body, it was also a treasure that could not be found.

"Sect Master, why are you so generous today, take the initiative to send treasures? Isn't this in line with your stingy style of iron cocks? It seems that I still have face, and it seems that the sect leader is still good to me. Huang Shiren accepted the lotus seeds and said with a smile.

The Tongtian Sect Master also laughed and said, "Bah! You think I'm looking at your face! Who is rare with your dog face! I like Nezha!"

"I'm going to slap Nuwa Niangniang, right?" said Huang Shiren.

"Die!" The Tongtian Sect Master was about to beat Huang Shiren again, Huang Shiren held his head in his hands and hurriedly looked for words.

"Sect Master, what is the use of you giving me this lotus seed?"

The Tongtian Sect Master looked at Nezha, twisted his beard and said: "Leprosy, this child, destined to commit murder, is destined to have a big disaster, and he will come back from the dead, this lotus seed will come in handy at that time." ”

Oh! Huang Shiren immediately understood. In the Romance of the Gods, Nezha got into trouble and was finally forced to cut the flesh and remove the bones, or Taiyi Zhenren used lotus seeds as soul lotus petals to sit and reshape Nezha's legal body, so he was already a member of the Romance of the Gods!

But now that many things have been made unrecognizable by themselves, Nezha has become his own apprentice, and there will be things like cutting meat and removing bones?!

Huang Shiren was puzzled in his heart, but he was not good at asking, and his heart was horizontal: Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water, even if it is true, the lotus seed in my hand is much stronger than the lotus seed of Taiyi Zhenren in the Romance of the Gods, and it can be achieved by reshaping Nezha's Dharma body!

Thinking of this, his eyes rolled, and he said: "Sect Master, you are a good person who can do home! Since Nezha is going to come back from the dead, I am afraid that one lotus seed is not enough, you can also give me one hundred and eighty leaves of Qingping, and I can use it well." ”

"Bah, you think this is the duckweed in your pond! That Qingping is just a lotus pod for your apprentice! I will give you just one lotus seed! I will give you ten leaves when I am born! Where can I give you so much!"

"That's the best thing!"

"None of them are useless!"

"Then I'll tell Nuwa Niangniang, saying that you fed Nezha poison and made her heart and liver baby grow a bullshit wing, look at how disgusting these wings are, like a monster. I'll go now. Huang Shiren smiled evilly.

But the Tongtian Sect Master had a big head, so he had to let Duobao go out and get six leaves for Huang Shiren.

"Leper head, if you come for another ten or eight trips, my treasure on Jinao Island will be shaved clean by you! You bastard, if you have the ability, why don't you go to the second senior brother of Xi Kunlun to scrape the ground? Why don't you go to my senior brother in the Eight Views Palace to scrape the ground? Or simply go to my master in Zixiao Palace?"

"Sect Master, you say I don't want to go! If I were a saint, I would have gone early! Don't say what kind of bullshit West Kunlun, Bajing Palace, or Zixiao Palace, I will also scrape the ground!"

"You bastard! Why did Brother Lu Zhudao accept such a thing from you!"

"You ask my master to go! To tell you the truth, it is his blessing that I will give him an apprentice! I am still reluctant!"

An old man and a young man are bickering, and they are all fun and cheap.

"Alright, let's get down to business. How's your big deal?" said the Tongtian Sect Master solemnly.

"Everything was fine. Huang Shiren smiled evilly, and explained the bad things that Chaoge had done, and he could listen to the joy of the Heavenly Sect Master.

"Ji Chang's old turtle was almost dying by me, and he returned to Xiqi in a gray way, and by the way, the river Tuluo book also let me scrape it!" Huang Shiren said proudly.

"What!?What did you say you scraped!?" This sentence made the Tongtian Sect Master stand up with a bang and grabbed Huang Shiren!

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