The Chentangguan General Military Mansion is completely chaotic at the moment.

Under the big locust tree in the courtyard, Li Jing's wife Yin held an upside-down cauldron-like belly, half lying on the chair, covered with cold sweat, screaming in pain. Li Jing was beside him, scratching his ears and cheeks in a hurry.

"Doctor, what's going on?!" Li Jing grabbed the doctor next to him.

The doctor's hair was gray, and he was seventy or eighty years old, and he looked at Yin Shi and shook his head: "Lord General Soldier, I have lived for such a long time, and I have never seen a person who has been pregnant for three years and six months and has not given birth! Madame is in good health and normal in all aspects, but this stomach ache has no reason at all, I have no choice!"

"Bastard, aren't you known as the number one trick in Chen Tangguan!?" Li Jing was furious.

The doctor cried: "Chief soldier, I have seen a lot of incurable diseases in the little old man, but I can't see this thing." ”

"Brother Jing, don't embarrass the doctor. Yin said beside him.

Li Jing asked the doctor to send him away, and sighed: "Why hasn't Senior Huang come yet!

"Who's there talking about my old man? Before Li Jing's words fell, a flash of light flashed before the meeting, and a Taoist with a blue nose and swollen face appeared, who else could Huang Shiren be.

"Oh, Senior Huang, you're here!" Li Jing grabbed Huang Shiren, it was really like pulling a life-saving straw, it can be seen that his nose is blue and his face is swollen, and he was stunned again, and said: "Senior, you are ...... this"

I rub it! This kid doesn't have eyesight! Can I tell you that he was flirting with Nuwa Niangniang and being fanned!?

"I was bent on coming to save Nezha as soon as possible, but I accidentally bumped into a mountain, and a big mountain hit half of it. Huang Shiren casually said nonsense.

"It's really hard work. Seeing him so embarrassed, Yin was also very grateful.

"Sister's words are not right, your child is my child, you're welcome!" Huang Shiren took advantage again, turned his face to Li Jing and said, "Hurry up and help my sister into the house, and make sure you see your son today!"

"Okay! Okay!" Li Jing was overjoyed and asked the servant to get his wife into the house.

"Li Jing, you go and call a few midwives. Huang Shiren commanded again.

"Midwife, senior, are you here to deliver the baby?" Li Jing was stunned.

Huang Shiren smiled slightly, revealing his big yellow teeth: "It's okay if you let me deliver the baby, I'm a man, and I'll see your wife." ”

"Hurry up and find the midwife!" Li Jing was so frightened that he turned around and left.

In a short time, four or five midwives were called along.

"Give this Dan water to Mrs. to take, and wait for the delivery." Huang Shiren handed over the Soul Melting Pill to the midwife.

"That's it?" Li Jing couldn't help but be dumbfounded.

"Then what else!?Do you think this Dan is an ordinary Dan!?I risked my life to get this!" As soon as Huang Shiren opened his eyes, Li Jing immediately smiled with a smile on his face.

The midwives entered the delivery room, and Li Jing and Huang Shiren waited outside.

Huang Shiren is not in a hurry, this guy made people get a table of wine and food, drank and ate meat, but Li Jing was like an ant on a hot pot over there, walking over and over, holding his toes and looking around.

I waited from morning to noon, only to hear a scream from the room, and Hula rushed out of a crowd.

"Oops! Youkai!" The midwives in front of them were so frightened that they turned around and ran.

"What's going on?" Li Jing grabbed one, in a hurry.

"My lord, Madame gave birth to a monster!"

"Monster!" Li Jing heard this, pulled out his sword with a loud bang, and plunged into the room.

Before he could stand still, with a whining sound, a cloud of red gas hit his face! Li Jing is also a person who has cultivated immortals, stretched out his hand quickly, lowered his head to dodge, and then looked back, and there was a ball of meat, dripping and spinning, and he was shocked at the moment.

"Madam, did you give birth to such a thing?" Li Jing said.

On the delivery bed, Yin nodded weakly.

"Bad luck! Senior Huang lied to me!" Li Jing held back for three years and six months for the sake of his son, and his wife suffered for three years and six months.

Li Jing was extremely angry, and he couldn't care so much, and the sword in his hand slashed at the meat ball.

"I can't help it!" Huang Shiren entered the door and saw that Li Jing was about to cut the meat ball, and he reminded him that he didn't expect Li Jing's hand to be fast, and the sword would arrive early!

Poof!

The ball of meat was cut open by a sword, and a burst of fairy energy rushed out, and a child jumped out of it.

This child, with a red glow all over his body, his face is like Fu Pink, and his pink is very cute. The child can climb when he lands, he can stand after climbing twice, he can walk after standing, and he walks around, and his body looks the size of a child who is ** years old!

can make Li Jing and the Yin family stunned and frightened.

"Hahaha, good! good!" Huang Shiren laughed.

"Senior, this, this! monster! monster!" Li Jing pointed to the child and pulled Huang Shiren's face as if it were a feature.

"You're a ghost!" Huang Shiren glanced at Li Jing, picked up the bare-chested child, came to the husband and wife, and said, "Have you ever seen such a monster!? I told you a long time ago, this child is the reincarnation of an immortal, not a mortal! Come, hurry up and see your third son Nezha!"

The husband and wife came over, saw that he was really a good-looking child, and heard Huang Shiren say this, the panic just now was gone, and they were also very happy.

"Nezha, call Dad, call Mother!" The husband and wife teased the child, but Nezha's sleek eyes were staring at Huang Shiren.

Although the soul of this spirit bead has been transformed, it is an inexplicable connection with Huang Shiren who was a master and apprentice in his previous life.

"Look at the fart, hurry up and call the master!" Huang Shiren said with a smile.

"Master!" Nezha spoke, his voice was crisp, and Li Jing and his wife looked at each other.

Whose child is born so big that he can talk when he is born!?

"Good. This is your father, your mother, and you don't scream yet. Huang Shiren pointed to Li Jing and his wife.

"Dad, mother!" Nezha called out a little reluctantly.

"Hey!" the husband and wife agreed in unison, rejoicing.

Huang Shiren hugged Nezha and sat down, the more he watched, the more happy he became.

Damn, although I have accepted two apprentices, they are both hairy monkeys, one has a calm face all day long, and the other is so stuffy all day long, but these three apprentices are very likable.

Lao Huang was happy and took out something from his arms.

"Nezha, the first time Master and you meet, I have to give you a few greeting gifts. Huang Shiren smiled.

Nezha saw that Huang Shiren took out so many things, all of them were red and shining, and he was overjoyed when he saw Huang Shiren take out so many things.

"Good apprentice, this thing, called Qiankun Circle, a good baby who smashes people, after you see who is not pleasing to the eye, even if you are stoned to death! This thing, called Chaotian Aya, specializes in tying up people, after you want to see who looks embarrassed, a bundle and then smash! This thing, called the fire spear, said that after the teacher let you poke whoever you poke, one will not let go! Also, this thing, called the Hot Wheels, is given to you by your ancestors, step on it, come and go like lightning, if you lose, run. Huang Shiren gave these magic weapons to Nezha, Nezha liked it, carried the Qiankun circle cross-legged, wrapped his body in Chaotian Aya, held two guns, stepped on Hot Wheels, he was really a member of the God of War, revealing boundless murderous aura!

Li Jing and his wife saw that Huang Shiren gave so many treasures to their son as soon as they made a move, and they were even more grateful to Huang Shiren, but they suddenly didn't know that this product was completely borrowed from flowers to offer Buddha.

"Master Xie!" Nezha played a trick, so happy that he knelt on the ground and kowtowed.

"Good. Good. Huang Shiren looked at Nezha, even more happy, and said, "Nezha, the master taught you a few exercises, okay?"

"What kind of exercises?" asked Nezha with a pink face.

"Naturally, it's fun!" Huang Shiren shook his body and changed the appearance of the three heads and six arms, and Nezha clapped his hands with joy.

"It's fun! It's fun! Master, teach me quickly!"

"Okay!" Huang Shiren pointed his finger at Nezha Tianling and taught the method of three heads and six arms.

Nezha is the reincarnation of the spirit bead, extremely intelligent, quickly learned, conjured three heads and six arms, and played happily: "Master, is there any fun way?"

"Yes. Huang Shiren used that ** Xuangong and conjured a room of small animals, and Nezha liked it even more, and learned it again.

After learning the two exercises, Huang Shiren took out a jade box from the box and opened it, which was the two immortal apricots that he had obtained from Shen Gongbao before.

Two immortal apricots the size of a dragon's eye were taken out, and the room was full of strange fragrances, but Nezha was hungry enough, grabbed it, and ate it cleanly.

As soon as the first apricot was eaten, he heard a sound behind Nezha, growing two huge wings, and there was another sound, Nezha's body was on the side, and a child who had just been pink suddenly turned into a monster with a two-foot high face like blue indigo, hair like cinnabar, and protruding horizontal teeth.

was so frightened that Li Jing and his wife almost fell.

"Senior, how did this become a monster!?" Li Jing was anxious.

Parents in the world, who doesn't want their children to be beautiful.

"Don't panic, don't panic. Huang Shiren smiled and said: "These two immortal fruits are belly and grow this pair of wings, Nezha is the warrior in the sky and the earth." ”

"Seniors, I don't want the generals, I have a single inheritance of the eighteenth generation of the Li family, I can't have a monster descendant!" Li Jing shook his head.

Over there, the Yin family also begged Huang Shiren to find a way to change back.

Huang Shiren has this method, he originally wanted Nezha to make a cow fork, but he was helpless to make it look like this, seeing Li Jing and his wife thinking pitifully, he smiled and said: "In this way, I know a big guy over there on Jinao Island, I will take Nezha over, that guy has the ability, there is definitely a way, okay?"

"Okay! hurry!" Li Jing said busily.

"Apprentice, Master will take you outside to play, okay?" Huang Shiren said with a wicked smile.

"Good, good!" Nezha is a naughty boy, how bad.

Huang Shiren set up the clouds, Nezha spread his wings of wind and thunder, and the master and apprentice turned into two streamers and went straight to Jinao Island.

Not to mention how worried Li Jing and his wife were at home, Huang Shiren, the master and apprentice, came to Jinao Island as soon as he slipped away, and when the clouds fell, Jinao Island would be boiling!

"I'll rub, Huang Shiren is here again, senior brothers and sisters, hurry up!"

"Close! Close!"

"That, apprentice, took all my elixir or something!"

"The yellow slut is here, hide!

Looking at the person in front of him, Huang Shiren spat and smiled: "Jinao Island, Jinao Island, I Lao Huang, I'm back again!"

It's true: Huang Shiren returns to Jinao Island, and the chickens fly and the dogs jump!

This time, Jinao Island is going to be in big trouble.

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