There are three kinds of people in the world, and what they do is a typical slut.

One of them said, the male and female round room listened to the corner, the second said that friends drank wine cups, and the third said that others went to the toilet and he stole paper. This first kind of thing, the joy of men and women is like-minded, it is really a rare serious matter, eavesdropping on the corner of the wall, how can it not be cheap? Friends drink and talk about life, but he wants to intervene and scatter his excitement, how can he not be cheap? As for the latter, it is even more cheap and cheap.

Huang Shiren and Jin Dasheng, two sluts, did a deal of pretending to be a ghost, made money, and were in a good mood, the two of them sat under the tree one cup after another, so unhappy, and suddenly heard someone on the head asking him to ask the two of them to ask for wine, but Huang Shiren's heart and liver were so scared that he almost jumped out.

Lao Huang has been cautious all his life, and the other party hid on top of his head and didn't find out, if he was intent on sneaking up on himself, he didn't want to die.

At that moment, the two brothers jumped up, carrying the stick and the knife of the knife, and made preparations to shoot at any time.

"Panic, panic. There was a smile among the bushes, and a figure jumped down, not the old man.

This old man, rubbed his eyes, yawned, and muttered in his mouth: "God really has eyes, I have been hungry for a day, my stomach is like a drum, I finally fell asleep, I dreamed that my grandson brought me good wine, drank happily, and I had a good dream for the old man by you two boys." ”

As he spoke, he sat down unceremoniously, didn't take the cup, pulled up a jar of wine and poured it down, and a jar of good wine was drunk by him in a blink of an eye.

"You old thing, don't you beg to fight!" Jin Dasheng has a bullish temper, where can he bear it.

He didn't have a good impression of this old way, and when he saw this guy drinking his own jar of wine without saying hello, he was so angry that he mooed twice, and the three-pointed knife in his hand drew a knife shadow, slashing at the old man's white head!

Da Sheng's knife is extremely fast, the old road is so close that he sees that the watermelon is about to roll on the ground, but the old road is holding the altar, casually stumbling, not only dodging, a pair of bare feet kicked on Jin Dasheng's ankle by the way, and Jin Dasheng's nose is crooked!

"Look for death!" Jin Dasheng opened his mouth, and the bezoar rumbled towards Lao Dao with fire and thunder.

"Oh, it's such a big bezoar, wouldn't it be good if I made medicine, old man?" the old man smiled, stretched out his black paws, and put the bezoar into his hand.

"Niu Nose, you give me back the magic weapon!" lost the treasure, and the three corpse gods were so angry that they jumped into smoke in the seven orifices, and they were about to go up desperately with their arms, but they had already been dragged down by Huang Shiren.

Huang Shiren is not stupid, he has long seen that this old way is extraordinary, if he is not careful, he can't dodge, he actually caught it with one hand, mother, it seems that he met a person with a fork today.

Real people don't show their faces, they don't show their faces, and this old way in front of me is probably like this.

"Da Sheng, don't be rude!" Huang Shiren kicked his eyes, drank back Da Sheng, squinted his eyes, and leaned up with a smile.

"Senior, if you are willing, why don't you sit down and have a good time with my brother, I have wine and meat here, wouldn't I be happy?"

Huang Shiren said with a smile.

While talking, the slut took out the specialty of Meishan from the fairy bag, what roe leg monkey brain, what meat Zhi crane claw, the same, all of them are full of color, flavor and flavor, and there is also an aged good wine made from the wild fruit of Meishan, as soon as the lid is opened, the wine fragrance is elegant, and the old way is really entangled.

"You kid, that's good. Lao Dao threw the bezoar to Da Sheng, and he was not polite, stretched out his two paws to take a sip of wine and a mouthful of food, and in an instant, the full table of wine and meat was eaten by him cleanly, and Jin Dasheng and Huang Shiren were dumbfounded.

This old thing, hasn't you eaten in decades!?

Huang Shiren bent down and said, "Senior, I don't know if you are still satisfied?"

"It's delicious!" Lao Dao sucked his oily dirty hands, burped, and said, "The meat is full, and there is still wine?"

"It's gone!" Kim Dasheng glanced at him angrily.

This time when they went down the mountain, the wine brought by the two of them was only twenty or thirty jars, and he drank more than a dozen jars in one go, and then drank it, and the two sluts said that they would have to do a tooth sacrifice in the future.

"This kid! I don't drink for nothing, old man. The old man smiled, and showed a flattering expression on Huang Shiren's face: "Boy, your wine is really exciting, I have drunk wine all my life, I have traveled all over the world, I have never tasted such a strong, like a belly, fluttering and boiling like a flame, happy!"

"My predecessors are really good at wine! This wine is brewed from the cold spring in the mountains and underground and the extremely rare dragon fruit, these wines are all aged for a hundred years, and they naturally have a taste!" Huang Shiren held the fairy bag and said wildly.

"Yes, yes. Boy, give me another jar!" the old man drank refreshedly, and begged for it.

"Old man, I don't care if you're full of meat, but I can't give you any more wine. Huang Shiren smiled secretly in his heart.

Grandma's, Lao Tzu has put a long line for half a day, and he is fishing you for the bait at this time!

"Why is that!?" Lao Dao was very unhappy, but for the sake of the wine, he had to come over, with a smile on his face, and he was extremely thirsty.

Huang Shiren sighed and said, "This time, I got into trouble, and I had trouble at home, so I went far away." The two of us brothers came out, and there are two brothers at home, keeping this wine, it's a thought, take a sip, you can think about my two brothers, when you go out, I don't know when I can go back to my hometown, you finish drinking, I don't have any thoughts. ”

Huang Shiren, with a grief-stricken expression, wiped his tears when he said that he was emotional, which made Jin Dasheng's nose sour.

"Oh, that's right. Seeing the two of them like this, Lao Dao's face was stunned, showing sympathy, but he glanced at the fairy bag in Huang Shiren's hand thiefly, which was really scratching his heart.

"Boy, although your wine is a thought, there are times when you finish drinking, and when you finish drinking, it's over. It's better to give it to the old man and I will drink, I won't drink it for nothing, I'll change it, how about it?" Lao Dao rubbed his nose and looked at Huang Shiren expectantly.

"Senior, that's all you said, what can exchange the affection of our brothers!?" Huang Shiren pretended to be annoyed.

"I can't see that your kid is still a kind and righteous person, not bad. I like it. Lao Dao said as he took off the tattered blanket on his body.

Jin Dasheng sneered, he didn't believe that there was anything good in this old man.

Lao Dao fumbled for a while, took out three or five purple pills, held them horizontally in his hand, and said: "This pill, called the Five Turns Golden Pill, knock one, you can cultivate the body of Taiyi True Immortal, boy, how about changing all the wine you have on hand?"

Goo. Both sluts swallowed a mouthful of saliva at the same time. The Dan in the old Dao's hand is as big as a dragon's eye, and the glow is ten thousand ways, which is naturally extraordinary.

"Big brother. Jin Dasheng dragged Huang Shiren to the side, and his voice trembled: "A few jars of wine in exchange for a few gold pills for him, and he will make a fortune!"

Both of them are true immortals now, and they are still a little bit away from that Taiyi true immortal, who doesn't want to cultivate to soar?

"Don't speak, look at my means!" Huang Shiren glanced at Jin Dasheng, turned his face, and said to Lao Dao: "Senior, the gold pill in your hand is good, but it can't compare to the feelings of our brothers, you take it back, I won't change it!"

"Hey!" The old wine worm was hooked, bent on drinking Huang Shiren's wine, I thought that as soon as Jin Dan came out, the other party would obediently send the wine, but I didn't expect this guy to be so hard-mouthed.

"Then you see, can this be changed?" The old way was not ambiguous, and took out another thing after changing hands.

"The treasure of the day after tomorrow!" Jin Dasheng looked at a flying sword in the old man's hand, and pinched Huang Shiren with his big hand: "Big brother, change it!

Huang Shiren was also stunned, this old way is what kind of five-turn golden pill when he makes a casual move, and a magic weapon is the treasure of the day after tomorrow!

"No, I don't change. Huang Shiren gritted his teeth and said loudly.

But Jin Dasheng was so anxious that he whispered: "Big brother, do you want to overturn this old thing, kill chickens and take eggs!? Hehe, this method, I agree!

"I'm afraid you don't have the ability. The old man muttered in his mouth, as if he had already heard Jin Dasheng's words clearly.

"Seniors, I can't do the business of killing people and stealing goods, we just want to keep a thought. I won't change what you take. Huang Shiren smiled.

"You, aren't you afraid that the old man will kill you two boys and take your wine away?" Lao Dao squinted his eyes and looked at Huang Shiren with a grin.

That gaze made Huang Shiren's chrysanthemum tight!

This old scoundrel almost compares to me.

"Seniors, we invited you to drink, invited you to eat meat, and saved you before, if you are really like this, then it is too unreasonable, and the matter spreads, I am afraid that everyone in the world will poke you in the back, and you will not be able to get up for the rest of your life. Huang Shiren said with a smile.

"You're still so sharp-toothed. Okay, good!" Lao Dao looked at Huang Shiren, with a smile on his face, the more he watched it, the more he liked it, the more he looked at it, the more interesting he felt, he stretched out a finger and nodded Huang Shiren: "Boy, you make me like it very much!

"Is it because I'm suave or because I'm affectionate?!" Huang Shiren said with a smile.

Lao Dao shook his head: "Because of your shameless appearance, you have the charm of my youth." ”

Hearing this, Huang Shiren almost fainted to death.

"Say, what do you need to give me the old man's wine to drink?"

This is a cunning scoundrel, and oil and salt do not enter.

"Senior, if you give me the gourd behind your back, I'll change it. Huang Shiren pointed to the big purple gold gourd that Lao Dao was carrying behind his back.

Since the moment he saw Lao Dao take out the elixir, Huang Shiren has been pondering what is the most valuable thing on the old man's body, pondering and pondering, only to see that although this gourd can't see the bottom of the matter, but the faint breath that comes out of it is extremely obscure, and this old Tao doesn't even take it down when he drinks, which shows that this thing is important to him.

Ten have **, it is a top treasure!

"I'm salivaing on your face overnight!Boy, you want to change it, I don't want to!" Lao Dao was so angry that he couldn't cry or laugh, pointed to the gourd, and said: "Boy, except for this gourd, whatever you like on my body, just take it, but this gourd, don't change it." ”

"Forget it! I still want your gourd!" Huang Shiren can be sure of his judgment of this gourd.

"I think I've been an old man for countless years, where have I seen you so slippery. Boy, let's do it, old man, I will break the rules I have set for countless years, and give you a great benefit, if you agree, then everyone will be happy, if you don't agree, the old man, I can't help it, and I will scatter in two. How?" the old man pondered for a long time and struggled for a long time before he slowly said a word.

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The first one is sent. About who this person is, hehe, congratulations to Xiaohui for not being naughty, why are you so smart? Hehe.

Everyone, ask for a ticket. In the next chapter, Lao Huang has to make a lot of effort to knock on the door and scrape the ground.

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