Huang Shiren, a slut, cheated on eating and drinking, and the broken wine made from a few jars of mountain fruits can make the old way even more choked, and the old way can only break his bottom line.

"The great benefits?" Huang Shiren laughed evilly, holding the fairy bag containing the wine, and said in a weird manner: "The predecessors have very good means, even if they use it, I want to see if this great benefit is worth exchanging for the love of my brothers?"

Lao Dao nodded, sat down cross-legged, and said to Huang Shiren: "You honor my old man with all that wine, and my old man will let you kowtow three times in front of me!"

"Knock your mother's mouth!" As soon as the old Tao said this, Jin Dasheng was so angry that he smoked: "Your mother, old thing, your head is full of shit! My eldest brother is a man who stands up to the sky, give you wine to drink, and kowtow to you!? You eat my fist!"

After that, Jin Dasheng waved his big fist and smashed it against Lao Dao's head with a whin.

"The old man said things, don't make trouble!" The old man waved his hand, only to see Jin Dasheng scream, turned into a streamer, and was fanned sideways, and he didn't know how many miles away.

"Boy, in this world, I don't know how many people want to kowtow to my old man three times, but my old man didn't agree, I said that I will exchange you for a few jars of wine today, it is really cheap for you, how about it?"

Huang Shiren saw the meaning of the old way.

Is he going to accept himself as a disciple!?

Huang Shiren's eyes were purring, and he began to think quickly: This old way is absolutely extraordinary, although I don't know who it is, but it is definitely a good person!

If it was usual, Huang Shiren worshipped such a cheap master, it was not impossible. It's just that he has other plans at the moment. He provoked Yun Zhongzi and offended the teaching, so he could only go to Jinao Island to hug the thigh of the Tongtian Sect Master, and with the identity of intercepting the sect, Yun Zhongzi could have some scruples.

Although this old way is cultivated in order to attain, it is not an opponent of expounding teachings.

Looking at the blanket and the purple gold gourd on Lao Dao's body again, Huang Shiren's heart was already swaying.

To kowtow, or not to kowtow, this is a question.

"That, senior, your cultivation, I can also see that you are a master. However, how can I kowtow to people so easily, don't you say?"

"A fart man, it's not enough to be a weasel who has practiced for 800 years. Lao Dao said with a smile.

You can even see Lao Tzu's background!

Huang Shiren's brain searched for a cool air, and said: "Dare to ask the seniors, what if I don't worship?"

"Slap to death, ashes. Lao Dao smiled.

"Senior, this is unreasonable, I didn't do anything hurtful, I saved you before, you can't do this. Huang Shiren was terrified.

"Have you done anything hurtful, I don't bother to care about the old man, as for what to save me, do you think my old man is really in trouble, can you save it?" The old man rolled his eyes and said: "It's you, under the reputation of Kunlun's bull's nose, swaggering and deceiving everywhere, if I shoot you to death, no one in the world will have a second word." ”

"Damn! You're too ruthless!" Huang Shiren was really scared and angry: "Senior, you provoked me!"

"I'm going to mess with you, old man, I'm going to bully you, what's wrong!?"

"Hey, you're a bull's nose, you're a pickled bitch!"

"I'm shameless!?"

The two pointed at each other's noses and cursed.

"Boy, do you kowtow!?" said the old man.

"Knock your mother's corpse!" Huang Shiren pulled out the wind and thunder stick, spit on his palm, and looked like a red fruit was out.

"Senior, you are shameless, eat me first and then speak!" Lao Huang danced the wind and thunder stick and smashed it down.

"Yun Zhongzi's wind and thunder stick, how did it fall into your hands!?hahaha, it's fun, it's fun, it's fun!" Lao Dao saw the wind and thunder stick, his eyes lit up, he laughed, he didn't dodge, he just stretched out his head at the stick.

There was a loud thunderstorm, and there was a muffled sound.

Lao Dao's white hair was not missing, but Huang Shiren was shocked to the point that his mouth cracked, and his hands were red.

If I go down with this stick, even a mountain will turn into ashes, what is this old Taoist head made of!

"Boy, I'm very comfortable with this old man, do you want to come again......" Lao Dao smiled, and was about to continue, when suddenly his face changed, and his mouth was not good!

"Hehe, don't you know that the sound is blowing everywhere!?Good baby, explode for me!" Huang Shiren laughed evilly, his hand was sealed, only to hear a muffled sound from behind the old road, and an old chrysanthemum was exploded to the brilliant!

"You bastard!" Lao Dao covered his ass with his hands, his face was red, and his mouth was trembling.

Although he cultivated in order to get it, the chrysanthemum door is the softest and most fragile place on the human body, how can it withstand the brilliance of Huang Shiren's cheap magic weapon golden finger, which exploded so hot that the old man's lower body hurt, and the chrysanthemums bloomed!

"Senior, if this thing gets out, do you still have the face to live?" Huang Shiren took the stick and laughed evilly.

He knows that the explosion can't kill the other party, but this hand is really fucking relieving!

Hahahaha! The old way was blown up with chrysanthemums, and instead of getting angry, he laughed.

Is this old man so-in-the-brain that I exploded, and his head is not bright?

Huang Shiren was dumbfounded.

"Hahahaha, it's funny. You kid has a bad stomach, it's really by the demeanor of one ten-thousandth of my year! For my old man's way, this teacher, you have to worship! If you don't worship, you have to worship! I want to be under land pressure, born with heaven and earth, nothing has happened for countless years, and I was blown up by someone, and it was the first time that I ......" The old man laughed and went crazy.

"Stop, senior, what do you say!?" Huang Shiren's eyes widened, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.

"What's wrong?"

"Fuck you!, don't bother, what did you just say your name was!?"

"I said old man, my name is Lu Quan. ”

"Master is above, good apprentice, good apprentice, the world's first Yushu Linfeng and everyone's favorite apprentice kowtow to you!" I saw Huang Shiren, a slut, pushing the gold mountain and pouring the jade pillar and kneeling at the foot of the old road, and the three bangs knocked his head in one go, shaking the ground three times.

After knocking over, he didn't care about the loess in his head, and said with a cheap smile: "Master, you can't go back!"

At this moment, Huang Shiren is really happy to fly!

What kind of person is Lu Press!? This thing can be called the most mysterious and most fortified one among the gods! It is the essence of the fire, flying out of the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements, not facing the Three Holy Emperors of Fire and Cloud, ignoring Yaochi and the Emperor of Heaven, not in the Three Sects, not in the Land of Bliss. Not under the control of the king, not satisfied with the earth, even the Yuan Shi Tianzun, Taishang Laojun and others are respectful and good in front of him, the Tao is deep, unfathomable, high in seniority, untouchable!

Especially the magic weapon at hand, the Immortal Flying Knife, I don't know how many Niu Fork Immortals died under his magic weapon!

After worshipping such a master, let alone Yun Zhongzi, even if Yuan Shi Tianzun came to me in person, he didn't dare to do anything to me!?

Good luck!

Here Huang Shiren was dancing and ecstatic, but over there Lu Jian was demented by him.

This cargo party is still willing to die and unyielding, how can he hear his name, and he will see the wind and rudder like this.

"Boy, don't you worship it?" said Lu Jian with a smile.

Huang Shiren smiled: "My good master! You are really, if your name has been revealed earlier, why bother so much!

"Why?" Lu Pressure was puzzled.

Wandering the world by himself, a loose person who is happy and happy, rarely asks about the world, is he very famous?

"Master, do you know who my idol is?"

"How do I know!? What is an idol?"

"Idols are the ones who vomit. Ever since I crawled out of my mother's womb, I have been free, and I can't be free if I don't accept the heavens and the earth, and I can't be free of freedom! Whoever wants to be good to me, I have no words, and whoever doesn't like my eyes will be black, then I will be black! If I have revenge, I will take revenge, and if I have no revenge, I will find revenge! Ask the world, whoever can master this way, it is undoubtedly your old man! Master, you are my idol

, you are my role model!" Huang Shiren salivated and flew, and the people of Lu Zhudao were extremely happy with a high hat.

"Big brother, don't panic, I'm here to do this!" As he spoke, Jin Dasheng, who was covered in blood, flew in, and the dancing knife was about to cut the land pressure.

"The second brother must not be rude, this is the elder brother's master!" Huang Shiren laughed.

"Brother, what's wrong with your head!?"

"Earn a lot of money this time. Do you know who he is? He's from Lu Zhudao!"

"I'll call him a braised duck and a braised goose!

"Stop!"

Huang Shiren turned his tongue, finally persuaded Jin Dasheng, turned around and took out all the good wine and food in the fairy bag, the three of them sat on the ground, eating and drinking nonsense, Lao Huang just said that Lu Pressure was crazy, and coaxed Lu Pressure to be extremely happy.

"Master, slow down, the wine is all yours, and no one will rob you. ”

"Master, you really don't have to say anything about your drinking posture, you're handsome!"

"Master, you have meat crumbs on your beard, I wiped it for you, Master is so naughty. ”

......

Lu Pressure took a sip of wine and a mouthful of food, and Huang Shiren beat his back and rubbed his shoulders, but Lu Pressure was comfortable to death.

I think I've wandered the world all my life, although I'm happy, but I'm also lonely, and it's good to accept this cheap apprentice. Lu Jian looked at Huang Shiren, who was busy before and after, and his heart was also warm.

In one breath, he drank the wine in Huang Shiren's hand cleanly, Lu Jian burped, and finally refreshed, and lay down with a grunt, his eyes slightly closed.

"Master, I'll pinch it for you. Huang Shiren walked to Lu Jian and pinched Lao Dao's shoulder, making Lao Dao extremely comfortable.

"Apprentice, you and I have become masters and apprentices, but I don't know your name as a teacher?"

"Oh, Master, my surname is Huang Shiren, and my name is the third wife. ”

"Huang Shiren, Huang Santai. The name has some meaning, let's talk about it. ”

"Master, the benevolent one, born Zhaoren, the way of heaven is not benevolent, and all things are used as dogs, I feel that no matter when, whether it is a human or a demon, I want to live a good life, so I took the name of Shiren, and reminded myself all the time to seek the welfare of all beings in the world. ”

"Come less. You're doing it for your own benefit, right?"

"Master is really discerning!"

"Don't be a sycophant! What about the third wife?"

"The three wives, being a man must be too cool, killing people must be too extreme, and robbing sex must be too accurate!"

"That's a good thing! Like my apprentice did!"

"Thank you, Master, for your compliment!"

The two sluts, the old one is shameless, and the little one is bad and invincible, and Jin Dasheng next to him is stunned.

"Shiren, let me ask you, how could that kid in Yunzhongzi's wind and thunder stick be in your hand?" Lu Jian opened his eyes slightly, and in his eyes, a sharp light stared at Huang Shiren's face.

Grandma's, which pot is not opened, Lao Tzu wanted him to forget this stubble for a long time, but I didn't think he could still remember it!

Here's the trouble!

Huang Shiren had a headache

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Go out at night, and the second watch will be sent in advance!

Everyone, there are still tickets!?

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