This time, Chaoge City is a sensation!

Countless ordinary people put down their work and poured into the streets, one by one.

"Alas, haven't you heard, Nangong Shibawang, the number one general in Xiqi, is hard to bow!"

"I heard, it's really fucking not a man, trying to make a bow to a woman!"

"Hehe, I heard that it was the National Teacher who made a move and hit this guy!"

"Yes, the national teacher is an immortal, a good person, how can he let such a pervert succeed!"

"I originally thought that Xiqi was a land of benevolence and righteousness, but it doesn't seem to be the case!"

"Nangong Shidu is like this, then Ji Chang may not be a good thing!"

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The people talked a lot, and Ji Chang, who was hiding in the crowd, was really bitter when he heard it.

"It's coming, it's coming!" Ji Changzheng was depressed here, and a thunderous turmoil broke out in Baixin.

I saw a team of golden-armored warriors open the way, and Nangong Shilai was escorted out from behind.

The dignified No. 1 general in Xiqi was stripped naked and naked at the moment. At the beginning, Huang Shiren used his golden finger to blow up Nangong Shi's crotch, and the yellow door in the palace completely cut the remnants, and Nangong Shi at this time really became a eunuch completely, with a cloak and a hairbeat, tied to a wooden stake like a dead dog.

What's even more ridiculous is that he is followed by a male donkey in heat. The male donkey is absolutely the most ruthless thing in the world when he initiates love, and Huang Shiren did it again, so that people touched the estrus secretion of the female donkey on Nangong Shi's buttocks, which made the male donkey scream again and again, and in front of everyone's eyes, he dragged a black, thick and hard guy to Nangong Shi and kept crawling onto Nangong Shi!

Poor Xiqi No. 1 general, was blown chrysanthemum by a male donkey in front of everyone's eyes!

"Kill me!" Seeing this scene, Ji Fa let out a wail and fainted again.

"Hehe, don't you Xiqi people know how to play, Ji Chang, don't you know how to play with the old thing, Dao Ye, are you happy?!" Looking at Nangong Shi under the male donkey, and looking at Ji Chang who fainted, Huang Shiren laughed so happily.

As the saying goes, good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, and this thing spread out of the song within a few days, and spread to the territory of the eight hundred princes, which really shook the world and caused chaos.

The next day, Ji Chang took Nangong Shi back to Xiqi in a slippery manner, and after Huang Shiren tossed it like this, Xiqi was unlucky this time.

Not to mention that Su Hu and others returned to Jizhou, since the king of Shan Biao got "Daji", he has not been in court at all. Long Ji's means, even the immortals can't resist it, it's really a night of entertainment, feasting in the court, saying that the night is barren silver, and the major affairs of the court are ignored.

Besides, this Huang Shiren, who hacked Ji Chang, got the Hetuluo book, and accompanied Daji in the mansion, is also too cool, and Yindang is not good.

This day, he was playing with Daji in bed, and at the critical moment of playing, he was about to touch Daji's home plate, when he heard Wukong calling outside: "Master, someone is visiting!"

"Fork me out! Don't you see that the teacher is busy!"

"Master, if you don't leave, he said he had something important to do with you!"

"! I'm also here to do something! Daji, don't cheat, I win, I want to touch the home plate!"

"Master, he said his name is Li Jing!"

"What do I call him...... Wait, what's his name?!"

"Li Jing! Li Jing, the chief soldier of Chentangguan, asks to see you!"

"Li Jing!?" Huang Shiren was clever, and he didn't play eighteen touches anymore, kissed Daji, put on his clothes, went out, grabbed Wukong and said, "Really?"

"Master, when did I lie to you, waiting outside, somehow, I was so anxious that I was like ants on the hot pot!" Wukong pointed outside.

What is Li Jing looking for me?

Huang Shiren wondered. stretched out his finger and calculated, but he was frightened: "Oh! Your mother, patronizing and playing, forgot about my three apprentices!"

Let's say that Li Jing, since his wife Yin dreamed of Huang Shiren sending a child, she was pregnant, and the husband and wife were naturally happy, and they burned high incense on Huang Shiren's tablet all day, only asking for the third son Nezha to be born as soon as possible.

How do you know that after ten months, the Yin family has no signs of giving birth at all, and the two of them discussed it, thinking that it may be because this son is too special, and naturally it is different from ordinary children, and so on. After waiting for three years and six months, there was no movement!

can make Li Jing anxious. Three years and six months! In general, three children were born at this time!

If his wife is not born, Li Jing can't take a knife to disembowel, send someone to inquire about Huang Shiren's whereabouts, this time he came to the song to restore his life, and suddenly heard that the national teacher is called Huang Shiren, and after inquiring again, he felt that there was ** in the ten, so he hurried to the mansion.

Huang Shiren was also complaining bitterly, originally thought that he had sent a son to others, and they would give birth to it by themselves, but he thought that this spirit bead was not a mortal and did such a thing.

As soon as Huang Shiren showed his head, he was seen by Li Jing and grabbed him.

"Senior! I have found you! You want to save my wife, my son, your apprentice! It's been three years and six months, and I can't come out yet, I'm in a hurry!" Li Jing cried out bitterly.

"I told you, this kid is not an ordinary person, wait a minute. ”

"Senior, I can't wait!"

"Why can't you wait? Your wife can't stand it?"

"My wife can stand it, but I can't stand it!"

"What do you mean by that!?"

"Senior, this woman can't have sex with a man when she is pregnant, right?"

"Yes. ”

"Senior! I've been holding back for three years and six months, and now I want to see a sow! You can do well, hurry up and let my wife give birth!" Li Jing's mouth was crooked.

"Li Jing, you are enough to be a wreck, your wife can't go up, so you can't find a lover and a maidservant to put out the fire?"

"My predecessors don't know, I'm afraid of my wife!

"Your mother, I can't imagine that you are still a guy who is afraid of his wife and despises you!"

"Senior, I'm kowtowing to you! For the sake of my happy life, hurry up and let my wife give birth!" Li Jing was so anxious that he knelt down and kowtowed to Huang Shiren.

"Alright, alright. Huang Shiren picked up Li Jing and said with a smile: "You go back first, and I'll follow immediately." It is guaranteed that you will have a round room with your wife early. Won't it?"

"Okay, I'll go back! Senior, you have to hurry!" Li Jing saw that Huang Shiren agreed, and ran away.

Huang Shiren is happy.

"Master, let's go?" Wukong said with a smile as he picked up his golden hoop stick.

"Where?"

"Chen Tangguan delivers babies to others. Goku smirked.

"Pick up a fart! I don't know how to do the midwife's skills! Besides, the spirit bead is a natural alien, and Li Jing's wife can't give birth to me, and I can't do it!" Huang Shiren's face was full of black lines.

"Then what should I do?! You can't let Li Jing's wife have a big belly for the rest of her life! Master, you have to be responsible!"

"In this matter, I can only go to Nuwa Niangniang. Huang Shiren thought about it, and felt that this was the only way to do it, and said to Wukong: "You go and clean up, by the way, take Daji, and we will go to Nuwa Palace together." ”

"Master, what are you taking your wife for?" Wukong wondered.

"Why do you ask so much, let you go, you will go!" Huang Shiren kicked Wukong away.

Li Jing's wife can't give birth to a child, and this must be solved by Nuwa Niangniang. Lao Huang is not an inefficient person, he can't go to Nuwa Palace for such a thing, spread it, and it won't make people laugh to death.

There are pros and cons to staying in the house. The biggest benefit is to satisfy Huang Shiren, a slut

desire, but in comparison, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages. First of all, Lao Huang has now become the focus of Chaoge City, the mansion has attracted much attention, people come to visit the door all day long, others don't say it, Wen Zhong and the others come eight times a day, Daji stays in the house, if it is found and spread out, he will not be able to eat and go around, and the king will definitely not let go of himself, and his wishful thinking will be exposed.

In addition, Daji is also tired of being in the mansion and is bent on learning immortal arts. Huang Shiren previously sent Yang Xian and Wukong to point out, Wukong, the unlucky apprentice, is a rough and fun master, let him kill people and cross the goods to be a criminal, let him teach people immortal arts to be a gentleman, it is more painful than killing him, and he slipped away after a day.

Although Yang Xian is a serious person and thoughtful, he can't deal with Daji. Although Daji is smart, he can learn immortal art to be very domineering, pestering Yang Xian all day long to learn to cut three corpses (also between the bed and couch to listen to Lao Huang say that if you behead three corpses, you will become the most bullish person), so that Yang Xian has two big heads, although he made up an excuse to shake it over, but Daji learned immortal art is really 100,000 why, those questions are tricky, Yang Xian hit the wall, three or five said that he didn't carry it down and ran to find Huang Shiren, saying that if he let him teach it again, he would swing a knife from the palace, but Huang Shiren was scared to death.

Neither of them taught, and Daji naturally entangled Huang Shiren. Huang Shiren has a lot of things to be busy with when he comes, and he can withstand Daji's entanglement when he comes there, so he has to play every eighteen touches, but it's not a matter of touching around.

Now it's okay, since you go to Nuwa Palace, just take Daji with you, and you have to let Nuwa Niangniang accept Daji after you have to fight hard. In this way, firstly, Nuwa Palace is full of women, so naturally she is not worried about someone eating tofu, and secondly, if Daji can worship Nuwa Niangniang as a teacher, she may be able to cultivate an immortal wife with a cow fork after she grows up, and the husband and wife will cultivate both, wouldn't it be happy. To put it mildly, Nuwa Niangniang is a saint, Da already has such a backer, who would dare to touch her in the future? As long as there is a life, hehe, Dao Ye and I will be able to play eighteen touches often.

Huang Shiren, a slut, thought about it and thought it was good, returned to the side room, hugged Daji and coaxed her, saying that she had found her the world's No. 1 master, and said that as long as you learn immortal art well, the two of you can last a long time, and Daji can believe him in anything, so he naturally agreed.

After cleaning up, Huang Shiren took Wukong and Daji to Nuwa Palace.

To make a long story short, when he arrived at Nuwa Palace, Huang Shiren asked the boy to go in to pray, and the time was not long, and the boy came out and led the three of them to the main hall.

On the phoenix chariot in the main hall, Nuwa Niangniang sits on it, which is really a treasure and solemn, and can be called the mother of the world.

"I kowtow to Nuwa Niangniang! May Nuwa Niangniang always drift like this, and always be so beautiful and die!" The slut knelt down, and kowtowed three times with a flamboyant tongue, and the queen was also happy.

This slut has been away for a few years, and his cultivation has improved a lot. Niangniang looked at Huang Shiren and was very satisfied.

"Huang Shiren, if you don't go out to do your big business, why do you have time to come to me?"

Huang Shiren knelt down in front of his mother, and howled wolf: "Niangniang! You are so bad! We can't give birth to our children!

"Slut, what do you call our two children!Begging for a beating!" When the mother heard this, her face turned red with anger, and with a wave of her hand, a slap like a hill smashed head-on!

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