Huang Shiren's beak, that is really a little green vegetable that is about to go off the market, five cents a car, so cheap, Nuwa Niangniang is a saint who is ice clear and jade, listen to his cheap words, how not to be angry, raise your hand and fight.

This slap, Niangniang was angry, like thunder, even if Huang Shiren was the Taiyi Golden Immortal, if this slap was hit, he would die on the spot.

In the face of the saint's blow, he did not panic, but showed a different kind of silver smile on his face.

This slap is twenty zhang away from me, and at 0.02 minutes, it is 0.03 centimeters away from me, and at that time, this woman will obediently stop.

"I'll shoot you slut to death!" Nuwa Niangniang saw Huang Shiren's expression, she was even more angry, and couldn't help but add three points of palm.

Seeing that the slap was about to hit his face, Huang Shiren pursed his lips, puffed out his cheeks, and said word by word: "Mother...... Mother...... Be...... No...... Be...... Think...... Let...... That...... Spirit...... Bead...... Child...... Die!"

Burst.

Nuwa Niangniang's slap suddenly stopped under Huang Shiren's nose!

Banana, you watermelon! I don't believe I can't clean up you!

"Slut, what the hell is going on!?" Nuwa Niangniang felt that 120,000 people in her heart wanted to shoot this slut to death, but when she heard that the spirit bead was not good, her heart jumped.

Hey, hey, hey. Huang Shiren smiled and said, "Niangniang, why are you so easy to forget." Last time, you asked me to take the spirit beads to Li Jing's house to reincarnate, yes or no?"

"Yes. Didn't you do this?" Nuwa Niangniang was shocked. This slut is cunning and can do such a thing.

Could it be that he secretly disposed of the spirit bead and swallowed the treasure he gave to the spirit bead privately? Niangniang Xing's eyes widened: "Say it quickly! Have you done it?"

"Niangniang, you, can I stop doing it!?" Huang Shiren's voice sounded in Nuwa Palace, and the Taoist boys who were sweeping the floor outside heard this, and stuck out their tongues one by one, not knowing what happened to Huang Shiren and Niangniang.

"Since you did it, you have to be responsible!" said the mother.

"Niangniang is so bad! I Huang Shiren is like an irresponsible person!?" the old yellow ghost cried wolf.

Bang, the broom in the hand of the Taoist boy who was sweeping the floor outside fell to the ground.

"Senior brother, I mean that Huang Shiren has something to do with our mother......

"Death! How can you say such a thing! Even if it's true, keep your mouth shut!"

A group of Taoist boys stuck out their tongues, pricked up their ears and continued to listen to the corner.

In the main hall, Nuwa Niangniang is so angry.

"Niangniang, I did it, but I didn't do it below, you have to work hard yourself, I don't have the strength. "Huang Shiren is meaningful.

"It's time for me to work hard, I'll work hard. I'm not going to leave the key to you!"

"Yes, but I'll only do the first half, and you'll have to do the second half yourself. ”

"What's going on?" Niangniang lowered her voice when she saw him looking solemn.

Huang Shiren sat on the chair, took a sip of tea, cocked Erlang's legs, looked at the anxious mother, and said: "I sent the spirit beads to Li Jing's wife's stomach and went to do it, it's been three years and six months, and I'm about to forget." Yesterday, Li Jing came to me and said that his daughter-in-law had a big belly for three years and six months and had not yet given birth, which made the people of the entire Chentangguan say that this child is a monster. ”

Burst. When the mother heard this, she couldn't help laughing.

Huang Shiren looked at Nuwa's smile, his eyes were hooked, and said, "Niangniang, you smile so beautifully." ”

"You want to fight again, don't you!?"

"Look at you, I said you are good-looking, you are like this, do you want me to say that you are a monster?" Huang Shiren stood up, came to the front, looked cheap, and said: "Niangniang, I don't have the ability to deliver the baby, you quickly teach me a way to let Li Jing's wife give birth to the spirit beads, otherwise if others don't say it, Li Jing's dignified general soldier may go to destroy the old sow." ”

Nuwa Niangniang lowered her head and took out a jade bottle from her sleeve and threw it to Huang Shiren.

"This is the Soul Melting Pill. The spirit bead is transformed by the spirit of heaven and earth, and without this pill, his original soul will not be transformed, and it will naturally not be born. ”

"Oh, I see. Niangniang, you are not kind to this thing, you should have given this thing to me at first, you have to hurt a woman who has a big belly for three years and six months, Niangniang is really bad. "Huang Shiren accepted the Soul Melting Pill, and it was indispensable to take advantage of the mother.

"If you let the Yin family eat this pill, you will definitely be able to make the spirit bead born. Huang Shiren, the spirit bead is my heart and liver, you must take care of it, if you let the spirit bead suffer a little bit, I will cut off your dog's head!"

"Yes, yes, if my mother doesn't say that, I can't be ashamed of our children, right? Huang Shiren's cheap words made Nuwa Niangniang raise her hands again, Lao Huang hurriedly changed the topic and said: "Niangniang, Lingzhuzi was born as my apprentice, I don't treat him badly, but there are so many bad Shu millets in the world, many people like Xiao Zhengtai, if someone else messes with him, how can it be good?"

"No one has the guts yet!" Nuwa Niangniang snorted coldly.

She is a saint, who dares to provoke her?

"Niangniang, I mean what if! What if, do you understand?" Huang Shiren emphasized.

How did Nuwa Niangniang know that this slut had ghost thoughts again, and she didn't want to think: "Then you will knock to death, tell me if you can't knock it, I'll knock it to death!"

"Okay, Niangniang, you can remember this, you can't go back!" Huang Shiren smiled evilly.

Okay, okay! Nezha was born to be a troublemaker, since Nuwa Niangniang said so, then it's good, with my master, why worry about this apprentice not causing trouble? Why don't you take Nezha to West Kunlun one day and cut off the old man with the nose of the first Yuan?

The more Huang Shiren thought about it, the happier he became, dancing with his hands.

With his expression, Nuwa Niangniang knew that she had bad intentions at a glance.

"Huang Shiren, I won't let others bully Lingzhuzi, but if you take him to make trouble and cause trouble, I will be the first to cut you first!"

Huang Shiren rolled his eyes: "Niangniang's words are so ruthless, it makes people so sad." ”

"There's nothing else to do, it's okay to get out of here!" Nuwa Niangniang continued to talk to him, and she was about to explode.

"Yes, something!" Lao Huang hurriedly raised his hand.

"What?"

Huang Shiren smashed his mouth and said: "Niangniang, I accepted the spirit beads as an apprentice, and I worked hard to arrange for him to be reincarnated, which will make him come out, and after he comes out, I still have to take care of it, which is very hard." Do the math, I'm a loss. “

"How much did you take advantage of me!?" Nuwa Niangniang said angrily.

"Niangniang, don't talk nonsense about shadowless things, it's not good to spread out, when did I take advantage of you, I think, are you willing?" Huang Shiren said with a smile.

"Slut, if you say anything disrespectful again, I'll pull out your tongue!" Nuwa Niangniang's face turned red.

"Okay, okay, I won't tease my mother, otherwise the master will find out and slap me to death. Huang Shiren smiled and said, "Niangniang, I have done something for you, and you will also do something for me?"

"No work! You must be fine!" Nuwa refused.

Huang Shiren sat in front of Nuwa with his buttocks, and let go of himself: "That's not good! Niangniang, you are so unreasonable! You bully me! I don't want to! I don't!"

The boys on both sides saw the two goods twisting and twitching on the ground, and they couldn't help laughing, suffocating their internal injuries.

"What the hell is going on?" Nuwa Niangniang also smiled.

"Oh!" Huang Shiren got up with a grunt and said, "Niangniang, I have a good ......"

"Do you have a good relationship with me!? Do you want to make an adult's stomach irresponsible, let me wipe your ass!"

"Niangniang, you are a saint and a woman, why do you speak so vulgarly! Am I such a person!" Huang Shiren smiled: "I am a good friend, and I am the daughter of the Marquis of Jizhou, Daji." ”

"Daji, how did Daji become your friend!?" Nuwa Niangniang was shocked. This Daji is destined to die a long time ago.

"That's what happened!" Huang Shiren spat and explained the matter.

"You're doing a good job. Nuwa was also happy when she heard that he had let Bai Jiu'er enter the palace instead of Daji.

"Mother, now the problem is here. Daji is in my place, on the one hand, there are many people, if others see it, Bai Jiu'er's impostor will be in danger, and Niangniang's Daji will also have to stop cooking. On the other hand, I'm not busy, I'm busy for my mother, I'm so busy that my clothes are getting wider, I don't believe you look at me and my crotch are loose......"

"Get down to business!" the mother turned her face when she saw him coming over with his crotch on his pants.

"Oh. Huang Shiren loosened his crotch and said: "Niangniang, I want Daji to live with you, you are all women, she is also a woman, I can rest assured." Also, Da Ji likes to cultivate immortals, Niangniang, you are a saint, the first in the world, the first in the world, the first in the world, and the first in the world with a big heart! No, I mean to say, Niang Niang has a broad mind and is the first in the world! Niangniang, you have accepted Da Ji as a vain. ”

"Let me think about it. Nuwa Niangniang said.

"Mother, don't think about it! The two of us have a friendship, do you still need to think about it?" Huang Shiren pointed to the Soul Melting Pill in his arms, a scoundrel, and said: "Anyway, if you don't agree to me, I won't go to Chentangguan, I don't care about the spirit beads, it's best to suffocate in the stomach of Li Jing's wife." ”

"You slut!" Nuwa Niangniang really didn't have any way to take Huang Shiren, so she had to nod: "It's okay." ”

"Gotcha!" Huang Shiren clapped his hand, pulled his throat and said to the door: "Heart and liver, don't come in and kowtow to your master!"

Hearing this, Daji outside the door came in, knelt down and kowtowed, and said softly: "Daji kowtows to the mother and the master!"

Niangniang glanced at Daji, and saw that this woman was really born with a beautiful and beautiful country, and a lovely look made Niangniang's previous anger melt away. Seeing that this Daji is also a good seedling of cultivating immortals, he is naturally overjoyed in his heart.

"Good. From now on, you will be in Nuwa Palace, this immortal cultivation is no better than mortal dust, you must work hard, do you know?"

"Daji knows!"

"Good. Nuwa Niangniang was very satisfied, and said to Huang Shiren: "Slut, I have agreed to everything, and you still don't want to leave?"

"Niangniang, I have a name, you are such a slut and slut, it's too intimate, it's not good. Huang Shiren smiled and said with a straight face: "Niangniang, I met Master last time." ”

"Hmm. When Nuwa Niangniang heard this, her face was condensed, and a trace of sadness flashed in her beautiful eyes.

"My master cheated around eating, drinking, and bullying people, and deliberately grabbed a hot wheel for Lingzhuzi, and said that Lingzhuzi was the heart of the mother, and he did this to make up for his original mistake. Huang Shiren looked at Nuwa's expression as he spoke, and saw that Nuwa was biting her lip, and her eyes gradually turned red.

"Niangniang, Master has been going on for so many years, it's not easy. Master, this person is a little cheap, but his heart is still not bad. If you don't believe me, just look at me, you will know my master's surname. You said that he is a big man, his skills are so high, and the women who chase him are not caravails of cars, but the master is still a virgin for so many years. Isn't it all because he only has his mother in his heart? ”

"Niangniang, no matter how big the matter is, it's over. You have to put aside the past and look forward, can you see the rainbow after going through the wind and rain, you should understand this truth. I think, Master's slut is really not worthy of Niangniang, dirty and ugly is still a drunkard, Niangniang is so beautiful, so moving, and still a saint, how can a flower be inserted in cow dung......"

"Who do you say is cow dung?" Nuwa Niangniang snorted coldly.

"I'm cow dung! I'm cow dung!" Huang Shiren scolded secretly: Damn, I'm angry again, it's not that I feel sorry for your lover and my slut master.

"Mother, I really hope you two are well. For the sake of the two of you, you see that my heart is shitting, this belt is getting wider......" said the slut as he lifted his crotch again.

"Get out! Your master's matter, let him die by himself!" Nuwa Niangniang couldn't stand it anymore, and with a wave of her big sleeves, a gust of wind swept Huang Shiren and flew out towards the sky.

"Da Ji and my heart, listen to my mother's words carefully, and my husband will come to pick you up sooner or later........." Huang Shiren screamed miserably, turned into a streamer, and disappeared without a trace.

"I hope this slut can make the spirit bead born smoothly. Looking at the sky, Nuwa Niangniang smiled slightly.

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