The twenty-ninth round, the famous gun is easy to dodge, and the hidden arrow is difficult to prevent

As the proverb goes: A gentleman is frank, and a villain is often a relative.

As soon as the Jade Emperor said this, the immortals were shocked. Life to achieve the step of immortals, everything can be seen, fame, fortune, wealth and money are like floating clouds, no one will take them as the same thing. They are all pure cultivators, cultivating their hearts and surnames, and doing nothing, so for many years, the Heavenly Palace only has a division of responsibilities, and there is no rule of reward and punishment. However, in recent years, the wind of Tiangong comparison has flourished, everyone no longer compares ability and contribution, but instead of money and status, the gods have forgotten their mission, and they are gradually impetuous, greedy for pleasure, and do not want to forge ahead. When the Jade Emperor was aware, this kind of atmosphere had instantly changed from a "spark of a spark" to a "prairie fire", and it was only an illusion in a dream to completely reverse the situation and restore the spirit of self-dedication and not asking for it. Once the restraining power of morality is lost, the social order will be turned upside down and beliefs will be subverted. Helplessly, the flowers fell, and the Jade Emperor was helpless about it, thinking hard for a long time, and going to the doctor when he was sick, he learned and used it lively, and used the tricks of "material rewards" in the mortal world, in order to rejuvenate the gods of the heavenly palace and devote themselves to dedication. This time it's a routine procedure, but the reward is beyond everyone's expectations.

Tian Peng said: "Your Majesty, this trip is thrilling and dangerous, it is the duty of the courtiers, the whole is under the leadership of the Holy Emperor, the ministers are really useless, they dare not bear this reward, please think twice!"

Lu Dongbin also said: "In the mortal world, there are people's feelings to be examined, there are people's diseases to solve, and there are bullies to be eliminated, all of which are within the courtiers' duties, and they dare not think about it!"

The Jade Emperor said: "Aiqing is so high-spirited, I am deeply grateful. If all the people in the Heavenly Palace can be loyal, then the Heavenly Palace will prosper! Those who make contributions to the Heavenly Fathers will be rewarded heavily; those who disturb the Heavenly Palace and those who disobey the will will will be severely punished. You are loyal and upright ministers, and you have made great contributions to the Heavenly Palace, and not rewarding them is not enough to boost morale and set an example for the gods of the Heavenly Palace to learn. Humility is a virtue, and the courage to take responsibility is a kind of bearing, without which virtue is suspected of hypocrisy. You don't have to be polite, I will personally present you with an award in a moment, and I will publicize your achievements to the world. ”

"Thank you, Lord Longen!" Tianpeng and the others quickly knelt on the ground and kowtowed to thank him, and then he was polite, and he was a little ignorant of lifting. The Jade Emperor has already made a decision, and the courtiers have to get acquainted with each other and cooperate with the work.

The Huangmen official was well-behaved, and without waiting for the Jade Emperor to give an order, he tore his throat and shouted: "The award ceremony begins, Tianpeng, Lu Dongbin, and Dong Yong walk on the red carpet in turn, waiting to receive the award!"

Tianpeng and others did not dare to slack off, tidied up their clothes, looked solemn, took a "positive step", shook their arms, did not squint, sonorous and powerful, walked to the red carpet, and stood like a wooden stake. The gods did not dare to breathe, the literary class was on the left and the martial class was on the right, arranged neatly and orderly, and the birds were silent. Then the music sounded, accompanied by the sonorous and powerful "March of the Gods of the Heavenly Palace", the curtain slowly opened, and six slender and charming fairies held the golden tray in both hands, full of spring breeze, full of strange fragrance, floating out. The six fairies were in groups of two, their faces were like peach blossoms, and Danfeng was shy, standing in front of the three immortals. The Jade Emperor laughed loudly, took dragon steps, walked down the altar, and personally wore medals for the three immortals, and awarded honorary certificates and bonuses. With tears in his eyes, Tian Peng paid the highest salute to the Jade Emperor of Tianhe Warriors, and Lu Dongbin and Dong Yong wept with gratitude, their legs stretched straight, and they bent their waists to a standard ninety degrees, expressing their sincere gratitude to the Jade Emperor. The gods were greatly infected, and watched all this with mixed feelings, imagining what a pleasing thing it would be for the audience to reincarnate in the real world and the illusory space! Behind the honor there is also benefit, the notes of congratulations are mixed with vicious curses, envy is the flowers blooming on the faces of friends, and jealousy is the hidden sword in the hearts of opponents.

Different experiences indicate different kinds of success, and the sweat of the past is the harvest of today.

The golden hall was resplendent with auspicious clouds, breezy and windy, the canopy was dream-like, dizzy, and happiness came so suddenly that he didn't even have a little psychological preparation. The difficulty of this mission, in all fairness, did not go beyond the scope of "special grade", and it was just a piece of cake for them to get rid of a bully and rebel peacefully. The Jade Emperor mobilized the people this time, spared no expense, and gave them three heavy rewards in full view, Tianpeng felt that he was a little sincere and fearful, and the pay was consistent with the income, and the reward was accepted with peace of mind; on the contrary, there were some suspicions of "selling dog meat on the head of a sheep" and being shameless, and was criticized by a third party as the result of "lying down to pee and pee------ pouring it up". Thinking along this line of thought, Tianpeng felt more and more that his cheeks were hot, and he felt more and more that his behavior was not worthy of this kind of reward, and he was faintly uneasy in his heart, and he looked around, in fact, Tianpeng had three heads and six arms, three pairs of eyes, and his eyes were like torches, and any small changes were immediately transmitted to the cerebral cortex for efficient analysis and demonstration. Looking at the front of him, the Jade Emperor's face was kind, and his eyes showed the light of hope; looking at the side, Dong Yong's face was flushed, his eyes were full of tears, and Lu Dongbin's face was full of spring breeze, and he was full of pride; looking behind him, the barefoot fairy applauded vigorously, sincerely wished, and the strong ghost king's face was gloomy and his eyes were full of disdain. After seeing the ecology, the canopy became relieved, and the uncomfortable feeling in his heart was swept away, thinking, a gentleman loves money, and he takes it in the right way, and the Jade Emperor awarded us medals, although it is a big fuss, it is by no means a whim, it must be the result of overall consideration in combination with the current reality of the Heavenly Palace. Thinking back to the current situation of the Heavenly Palace, the canopy can't help but have mixed feelings, and even more admired the actions of the Jade Emperor, yes, the entire Heavenly Palace is down, morally degenerate, advocating pleasure, and has no pursuit, but the gods and immortals have nothing to do, do nothing, infighting, corruption and degeneration. And if you want to correct all this, you must be rewarded for meritorious service, punished for mistakes, clear rewards and punishments, and it is absolutely impossible for the law to be lax.

The award ceremony ended in the loud "Bless You, Paradise of the Immortals", the gods had different expressions, those who laughed, those who were silent, things gathered in kind, immortals in groups, each looking for friends from the same way, walked out of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall one after another, laughter, such as thunder applause, it suddenly stopped, and the Lingxiao Treasure Hall restored its previous calm.

"Temple Square", an old ancient tree, looks listless in the bright sun. On the contrary, the majestic palace buildings have left their own shadows on the ground. The exotic flowers and plants in the flower beds dance to the beat of the sun, dazzling.

Wang Lingguan was full of jealousy of this scenery, pointed to the flower bed, and was indignant: "Look! These flowers and plants are flashy, only with a gorgeous appearance, but no inner fragrance. ”

Shunfeng ear looked around and said to him: "Good news in the delivery room------ it should be promoted (born) and risen (born)------! ”

The powerful ghost king ignored it, recklessly, knelt down and bowed: "The three benevolent brothers spoke up righteously, so that I escaped a catastrophe, such a great grace, my ghost king will never forget, forever remembered!"

Wang Lingguan panicked, hurriedly leaned down and hugged the Mighty Ghost King hard, lowered his voice and blamed: "What are you crazy about, can't you give our buddies 'eye medicine'?" In front of the public, in front of everyone's eyes, didn't you clearly remind the bystanders that the four of us are in a group, one side is in trouble, and the four sides come to help, right?"

Clairvoyant is also a little afraid: "The brother's surname is too straightforward, you can kneel down like this, you can kneel to find out the truth of the matter, look, the front foot can sign an offensive and defensive alliance, the back foot must kowtow to thanks, there is no silver three hundred taels here, what is this called? This is called getting carried away, lifting a stone to hit your own feet!"

Shunfeng played a round and became a "peacemaker": "I say everyone, the ghost king's brother is also unintentional, out of true feelings, how can a good heart be regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs? ”

Wang Lingguan calmed down at this time, suddenly woke up, and regretted not falling: "Brother Ghost King, don't take it to heart! I overreacted. However, in the current extraordinary period, if you are not careful, you will lose all the plates, be careful to sail the boat for ten thousand years, otherwise, the gutter will capsize, and the fame of the first life will be in vain. ”

Shunfeng Er also said: "Brother Ghost King, my brother is also good for you, the rivers and lakes are sinister, and the good luck is unpredictable, when you do things, who knows what kind of eyes are staring at you behind you." It's better to be careful in everything, and it's not too late for us to talk behind our backs!"

The face of the Mighty Ghost King turned red, he understood, nodded his head like a chicken pecking at broken rice, and said vigorously: "Understand, just now I complained that I was confused for a while, and I forgot the rules, I should scold! I should be scolded! I am full of gratitude, I don't know how to express it? If you have time, thanks to the love of the three brothers, when the night falls, you will go to my house to talk about it, and the younger brother can also talk about it, how about it?"

Wang Lingguan said: "This is the best. You prepare delicious food and wine, and I will wait for my brother to get drunk. ”

The four plans were decided, so they said goodbye to each other and dispersed in a hurry.

Being an official has reached such a point, restricted by various factors, it is difficult to do what you want, let alone express your emotions vividly and vividly in the public. Before the master makes a move, the most important thing is to pack yourself, disguise your true face, and suddenly attack the opponent when you are still taking it lightly, and deal a fatal blow to the opponent.

According to the calendar of the Heavenly Palace, it is a moonless night, the moon is dark and the stars are scarce, the cool breeze is blowing, there are many fewer immortals wandering on the streets, singing praises of virtue, whitewashing the peace, drunken life and dreams, and the ethereal sound of nothingness has also become sparse, with the help of the cover of the dark night, Wang Lingguan, clairvoyance, and Shunfeng Ear have come to the mansion of the Mighty Ghost King. The ghost king had been waiting in the foyer for a long time, and was impatient, scratching his ears and cheeks, when he saw the three coming, he was overjoyed, and led the three directly to the living room, let them sit down, and knelt down and bowed.

Wang Lingguan said to the two: "After so many years, the surname of the ghost king's spleen has not changed, it is a matter of brothers helping each other, and he is also grateful, making us seem to accept favors from others, so polite, I really don't know if friends get along, is it better to be thick as honey, or light as water?"

Clairvoyant said: "Brother Ghost King wants to worship, let him worship well, we can only accept it with peace of mind, he can feel better in his heart, this is the real surname of the love person, give you a fight, and return him ten liters." ”

Shunfeng Er also said: "We are a united front, and the four grasshoppers tied to a rope are both prosperous and loss-oriented. To help you is to help ourselves. ”

Wang Lingguan said: "It's true, the wind is not rough, and the left and right are such a reason." ”

Seeing that the three of them in the throne said this, the strong ghost king really got a lot of comfort in his heart, like a chicken pecking broken rice, quickly kowtowed three heads, Ma Li stood up, three high-fives, the closed hall door slowly opened, a dry flower branches, beautiful and delicious fox fairy and demon girl, both hands held up a gold plate, silver plate, agate plate, jade plate full of wine and delicacies------, accompanied by a burst of intoxicating incense wind, lotus steps moved lightly, curling Nana, apricot eyes with affection, floating away.

Clairvoyant slapped his thigh happily: "Those who know me, the ghost king, just rush today's posture, brother, you can rest assured, I will do things without leakage, so that you are in danger." ”

Shunfeng echoed: "Isn't it just a matter of a few words, between our brothers, we can make such a stirring up of the people, as if a great disaster is coming?"

Wang Lingguan coughed twice, made the majesty of his brother, and said condescendingly: "Everyone has a confidant, and it is all silent. The four brothers tacitly knew what to do and what to say, they should be dumb and eat Coptis chinensis------ they knew it in their hearts, and they just implemented it according to the rules, and there was no need to make a detailed plan. Besides, this kind of thing lies in playing on the spot and catching the most appropriate time. No matter how hard it is, once the time is ripe, it is the time for the salted fish to turn over. Those who do great things must endure loneliness, withstand blows, have the heart of a butcher, and have the means of a tiger and wolf. Don't make a fixed plan, but adapt to the changing situation, adapt to local conditions, and be flexible. Those who follow the rules die, and those who keep pace with the times live. Brother Ghost King, you can put your heart in your stomach, your affairs, brothers go all out. Tonight, our brothers will mainly drink wine, be gentle in the township, and go back in style. ”

The Mighty Ghost King laughed: "Big brother's words, wake up the person in your dreams." With the help of my brothers, my little brother and I have been fortunate in my three lives, I am grateful to Dade, and today I am talking about drinking, and I will not return if I am not drunk!"