The twenty-eighth round, return to heaven to report on work, and relive the old dream

As the proverb goes: If the wood is beautiful in the forest, the wind will destroy it, and if the pile is piled up on the shore, the waves will be turbulent.

Zhong Kui said awe-inspiringly: "I don't care about the heavenly palace, I don't care about the underworld, I only get rid of ghosts and demons in the mortal world, any demons and monsters, no matter where they come from, as long as they meet me, they will be tied up, whining and mourning." Since you are a ghost race, you will not be able to escape the law. I have destroyed countless ghosts, defended the way of the heavens, and naturally had an open heart and no fear. Your rhetoric, your intimidation of me, your ghostly tricks, are obvious. ”

Tianpeng nodded: "Yes, the ugly is the ugly, living hurts the heavens and harming the reason, and the ghost will not disappear after death, only by cutting them down and eradicating the roots and forever eliminating the source of evil, can the world be stable and the world be peaceful." ”

When the ghost heard this, he shouted hoarsely: "Tianpeng, you add oil and vinegar, I am not finished with you!"

Zhong Kui was angry, violently threw the ghost to the ground, and while beating with the "Demon Exterminator Hammer", he gritted his teeth and scolded: "I want to beat you into powder, so that the world knows that all ghosts and ghosts that can't see the moon can be rampant for a while, but they can't escape the punishment of justice after all!"

Tianpeng stroked his beard and nodded: "This is called the restoration of the sky net, negligent but not leaky." Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, only early and late. If you do evil, you will be transformed, and you will be able to escape for a while, and you will not be able to escape death!"

The ghost was thrown to the ground, under the beating of the "ghost killer hammer", rolling and crying, but when he was dying and struggling, he suddenly found that there was a gap in the ground, and the ghost was dying and fished a life-saving straw.

Dong Yong shouted anxiously: "Eliminate the evil, leave a remnant of evil, and it will be even more heartbroken than before!"

Lu Dongbin disagreed: "Okay, okay, if you have justice in your heart, will you still be afraid of evil?" Tianpeng also said: "Evil has its own curse, even if you escape to the ends of the earth, Huangquan in the underworld, you can't escape the punishment of justice after all." ”

Zhong Kui's face was ashamed: "The chain has fallen! The live performance is not good, and I am ashamed of the trust of the fairy brother." Nowadays, the world is not ancient, and even the ghosts are not satisfied with the status quo, atoning for their sins with punishment, thinking about it behind closed doors, but they are in a pit and are angry, embarrassed to annihilate, and become more serious, and calm the world for the disaster. Walking between heaven and earth, you can laugh and enjoy life, but you are most afraid of ghosts entangled, you can't drive them away, you can't drive them away, you can't drive them away, you have no skin and no face, and you are crazy. The perfect solution is to uphold justice and eliminate evil, so that this scum will not even have a chance to be ghosts. ”

Tianpeng listened with pride: "As long as the mind is right, why are you afraid of ghosts entangled? The more jealous you are of such acts, the more rampant he becomes; if you look at them as nothing and go your own way, this ghost will have no chance to take advantage of it, whether it is entangled or looking for trouble, it is nothing more than a clown jumping off the beam, and finally a blind man will light the lamp------ in vain!"

Zhong Kui laughed when he heard this: "The marshal is upright and upright, and I admire him very much! The matter is over, so don't let it go." ”

The three immortals did not stay, and said goodbye to Zhong Kui.

Seeing Zhong Kui disappear into the sky, Tianpeng said in high spirits: "Even if the ghosts are entangled and destroyed, it is difficult to change if you stick to the righteous heart of heaven and earth." Let's not worry about this trivial matter, it's important to return to heaven. Dong Yong and Lu Dongbin nodded yes, so the three immortals once again gazed affectionately at the mortal earth, for a long time, howled a few times, and drove the clouds back to the Heavenly Palace.

Outside the Nantian Gate, the ten-mile long pavilion, the seven princesses and Han Zhongli had already prepared all kinds of fresh fruits and made fragrant tea, and everyone stood in a line, looking anxiously around, looking forward to it. I saw auspicious clouds fluttering in the distance, golden wind hunting, canopy and other standing in the clouds, the instrument was lofty, the welcome door was smiling, rejoicing, and couldn't help but applaud. When the cloud head was unloaded, everyone rushed forward together, surrounding the three immortals, gossiping, shouting and asking for warmth, and interjecting and fighting.

The Seven Fairies stared at Dong Yong intently, seeing that although Dong Yong was full of energy and full of energy, he was not at home after all, he left home for the first time in his life, toured the mortal world, and spent public funds while also overdrawing the capital of life. Regardless of it at the moment, in front of everyone's eyes, let Dong Yongfei splash the spitting stars, and talk about his mortal journey to the sky, clouds and mountains and fog covers, stretched out his hand, dragged Dong Yong out of the circle, and enjoyed the "resources" for himself, and for him to dust his body, and to wipe the sweat on his face, his attentive heart and concern were exposed.

Dong Yong was absent, and Lu Dongbin was substituted. Lu Dongbin was the one who did not give in, and played on the spot, and his eloquence and performance skills were better than Dong Yong. In the face of Lu Dongbin's excellent acting skills, he was envious in his heart, and when he saw that it was still early, he had to endure his surname, while watching Lu Dongbin's performance, and occasionally making some irrelevant supplements.

Everyone is crazy enough, enough trouble, when the three poles are said, Tianpeng reminds Dong Yong and Lu Dongbin that they need to pay attention to the work procedures when they get carried away.

Today's Lingxiao Treasure Hall Immortal Conference, Tianpeng and other reports on the work of the mortal world have become the central topic. The immortals have nothing to do when they are full, although the territory of the Heavenly Palace is vast, the big and small immortals are fat, thin and ugly, good and evil, good and bad, loyal and filial piety, courtesy, righteousness and shame, all kinds of things, distributed in all directions, just lace news, The gossip is much the same, lackluster, lack of novelty, everyone's ears have set up a layer of cocoons, it is really a little greasy, and not every fairy can be on the wheel, this so-called can't eat meat and smell the meat is also a beautiful thing, so every fairy present has a feeling of envy or jealousy, stretched out his ears, held his breath, meticulously listened to the canopy a few narrations of mortal experience, Lu Dongbin added oil and vinegar, and the colorful explanation sometimes made everyone laugh, sometimes made everyone have a sense of immersion, at this point, the canopy and others are 108,000 miles apart, so they had to sigh to themselves, willing to bow down。 Dong Yong didn't say much because of his identity, he dressed himself as an outsider, and while making an interested appearance and listening, he quietly calculated in his heart how to expose the things that plagued the mortal world of the brute force king. It was a canopy, happily watching Lu Dongbin steal his limelight, very relieved, and couldn't help but make some additions to the key points, making the whole explanation look more complete.

The Jade Emperor sat on the dragon chair, engrossed, frowned deeply, and listened carefully to the situation report of the Tiancang, during which he interjected a few words from time to time, asking in detail about the customs, scenery and geography of the mortal world. This is the homework that the ruler must do, through the report of the subordinates, accurately capture the various information hidden in the words, in order to better understand and grasp the subordinates' ideological dynamics, behavioral measures in the process of performing the task. In fact, the Jade Emperor listened to the report of his subordinates, purely out of a kind of praise for his subordinates, and it was also a kind of "wide publicity" behavior, the purpose was to tell everyone to shut up, the performance of official duties is not a public money tour, and the harvest of this trip is the best example, such as the suppression of demons, farmland to help cultivate, etc., government affairs are open, and the actual performance is there, so as not to worry about everyone's dissatisfaction. As the supreme ruler of the Heavenly Palace, the Jade Emperor exclusively controls a set of "real-time transmission system of heaven and earth image voice", there are clairvoyants around him, and there are countless mountain gods, river bosses, land, and Oiran in the mortal world. With this set of devices, the Jade Emperor's control over the immortals of the Heavenly Palace and the subjects of the mortal world is not only a strong barrier, but also shows a posture of ease, and any luck is destined not to be long-term! Asking you to perform a certain task is out of trust in you, if you are dizzy for this reason, and try to hide from the sky and the sea, yin and yang, then the initiator of lifting a stone to shoot yourself in the foot can only be yourself.

The Jade Emperor listened to the report, gradually, the deep lock of the brows relaxed, nodded frequently, satisfied, the premise of satisfaction comes from two aspects, on the one hand, the dedication of the canopies, the courage to take responsibility, and the disgrace of the mission; on the other hand, the princesses' "Yingge Yan language", the words are full of worship and admiration for the canopy. No matter how big the emperor is, he has seven emotions and six desires, and the joys and sorrows of his children, as well as their warmth and hunger, are the biggest worries of parents. To get promoted and get rich, to put it bluntly, it means that you will endure more hardships and pretend to be more servants with your head bowed, so as to pave the way and build a good bridge for your children.

After the canopies finished their reports, Han Zhongli shouted "wonderful" and took the lead in applauding. Seeing this, Dong Yong no longer slackened, stepped forward, bowed down to the monarch and ministers, and said loudly: "Dong Yong, the unfilial son of the 'Tianba Star', still has one thing to add, I hope my emperor will agree!"

The Jade Emperor said that he was quite interested today, and his ears were much quieter than before, and he hadn't heard enough of the strange things, and when he heard that there was a supplement, he was interested again, and waved his hand: "Come soon!"

So Dong Yong got up, cleared his throat, and calmly talked about the encounter with ghosts in the mortal world.

The Jade Emperor had never heard of it, and he couldn't help but be taken aback when he heard it. The immortals usually say that they are proud of their identity, never disdain to deal with ghosts, and they all feel unbelievable when they hear about this, but they are the strong ghost king, and they actually learned the news of their brothers from this channel, and they are happy and frightened, and they are happy that although they have spent a lot of trouble, but it is worth the money, and finally make the brothers have a reliable place to live in the underworld, the so-called "money can make the ghosts grind", and the fear is that if the Jade Emperor understands the truth, once Long Yan is angry and blames it, he can have "good fruit" to eat?

At the moment of crisis, Wang Lingguan stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, the ghost is on holiday in October, and he is allowed to beg for food all over the world, and this matter is known to the world. Thinking about it, it is a wronged soul after all, it is better to have a chance encounter, the soul is wandering aimlessly, and it happens that they have arrived here again, and it is common sense for the wronged soul to seek revenge. ”

Dong Yong said angrily: "The surname Wang, you eat fairy rice and let go of the yin ghost fart! That brute force ghost king has done a lot of evil, and he is originally returning to the underworld to reflect on atonement." Now it backfired, and he did the opposite, and continued to be a ghost official, not to mention it, and openly overturned the case for himself, reversing black and white. If, according to your will, you can do evil and be a heavenly official during your lifetime, and after being punished by death, you can use money to become a ghost official as usual?"

Wang Lingguan blushed and had a thick neck, and argued forcefully: "I came to a conclusion based on logical reasoning, you can not believe it, but it is too much to oppress people with the identity of a colt, right?"

Dong Yong sneered: "We only talk about the facts, and have nothing to do with identity, we can't speak with a clear conscience, strong words, chasing after the wind, once we are exposed, we will be frightened and bite back!"

Wang Lingguan was furious, and he didn't care about the Jade Emperor's superiority, and became hysterical: "Dong Yong, you have only been in the Heavenly Palace for a few days, and you are so bold and reckless, and you dare to teach me a lesson? Tell you, when I became famous, your ancestors had not yet been born! I have eaten ten million times more salty salt grains than the sorghum rice you have eaten! You stinky hairy boy, fledgling, do not know the height of the sky, dare to teach a lesson to be an important minister of the court, there must be someone behind you?"

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he was displeased in his heart and coughed lightly as a warning. Wang Lingguan suddenly realized, Fang Jue was disrespectful, offended Tianwei, his heart jumped suddenly, his face was covered with cold sweat, he was speechless, and he retreated to the side and did not dare to raise his head.

The Jade Emperor remained silent, looked around at him, and asked the clairvoyant Shunfeng: "The two of you have observed heaven and earth, and have never missed the slightest vision, is the incident described by the 'Tianba Star' true?"

Clairvoyant Shunfeng seemed to have been prepared, glanced at each other, had collusion, and bowed down to reply: "Back to Your Majesty, the minister is loyal to his duty, reluctant to work day and night, although he does his best, but such a strange phenomenon, the minister has heard of it for the first time today, let alone heard and witnessed it." However, the ministers know that they are lonely and unheard, the level is shallow, and the ability is limited after all, and it is inevitable that there will be corners that cannot be observed. ”

The Jade Emperor nodded with satisfaction: "'Tianbaxing' has a generous surname, and what he says must be the truth. The two of you have been tested for a long time, and what you said is true, and this matter must be archived and examined carefully, and we must be rigorous and not slack! Before the matter is settled, the secretaries must not be suspicious of each other, and peace is precious. With the joint efforts of Tianpeng, 'Tianbaxing', and Lu Dongbin, various tasks have been successfully completed. Judging from the feedback information, this activity will surely become the first class of our Heavenly Palace's pacification of the mortal world and the rectification of order, which has won honor for our Heavenly Palace, and greatly increased the trust and centripetal force of the mortal subjects in our Heavenly Palace. ”

"Wow!" the barefoot fairy took the lead in applauding.