This time, Zhao Ji painted a painting and sent it to the art academy, which copied it and immediately sent it to the examination room

Zhao Ji is very satisfied with this painting. After the painting was completed, it was also time for the early dynasty.

In the early dynasties, ministers had to get up at midnight and travel halfway through the capital to the noon gate. At 3 a.m., the minister arrived outside the noon gate and waited.

When the drums on the tower of the gate are beating, the ministers will line up;

By the time the bell rang around 5 a.m., the palace gates opened.

Hundreds of officials entered in turn, crossed the Jinshui Bridge and formed a team in the square.

Any coughing, spitting, or unsteady walk among the officials will be recorded by the imperial historian in charge of picketing, and they will be dealt with.

Usually, the emperor comes to the Taihe Gate or the Taihe Palace, and hundreds of officials kneel and bow three times. Only officials above the fourth rank have the opportunity to talk to the emperor, and the ministers report to the emperor on government affairs, and the emperor asks questions or answers.

Although Zhao Ji doesn't have to get up so early, as a merry man, he often goes to bed at midnight, well, that is, he doesn't fall asleep until one or two o'clock in the morning, which is very normal.

As for what he's doing? Harmony at the moment, all the eroticism is deleted...... So let's fantasize for ourselves!

When he went up to the main hall, sat on the throne, and listened to the ministers' reports, he suddenly remembered his dream again.

As an emperor who never liked political affairs, he was more enthusiastic about interpreting dreams than listening to his courtiers perform political affairs.

Zhao Ji told his dream, so he asked the courtiers to solve it.

Obviously, it's a lot more fun than any political thing.

On weekdays, Cai Jing and the others are also very interested in playing this kind of game with Zhao Ji, but they dare not solve this dream, and they are not easy to solve.

Because they didn't know what Zhao Ji was hinting at.

First of all, seeing a wolf in a dream is a bad omen, and no matter what you do, you will not succeed. If you dream of a jackal chasing a friend, the friend will be a coward and unreliable. I dreamed that the jackal was pressing towards him step by step, and it was going to cost a lot of money to treat a loved one.

Is the official family implying that he and others are unreliable people who are for money?

As for dreaming of monks, they are even more afraid. 《》www

Yes, all dreams of monks are good (I don't know who set this Zhou Gong's interpretation of dreams, there didn't seem to be a monk in the Zhou Dynasty, right?) )。

But this dream depends on who does it. Zhao Ji, a person who hated monks very much, took the initiative to move out all the monks. What does this mean? It can only show that the official family is very angry, so angry that even the monks have come out.

The officials must be deflated, it is necessary.

"Your Majesty, the wolf chases Your Majesty, the gods don't save it, and the warriors take action. This shows that the warriors are powerful in our dynasty, which is disliked by the ancestors. ”

A very powerful explanation, how can a real thing be explained like this?

But whoever let Zhao Kuangyin's martial artists usurp the country, the descendants of the Zhao family will eat this set. Compared with the major events in the world, the Zhao family will always maintain 120,000 vigilance against martial artists.

Zhao Ji just said it casually, but once he got involved in martial arts, the ancestors didn't like it, and even Zhao Ji couldn't be good. At least if you go to the ancestral temple to admit your mistake, Zhao Ji won't be able to run.

The good mood of the day is all gone. The masterpiece that had just been on the scientific expedition, all the pleasure obtained, was gone.

He didn't. When the three examiners saw the new exam questions sent by the official, they all wanted to die.

Don't bring such a playful person, just after a day of the examination room, we wanted to distribute some normal exam questions, so we let it pass, but your Zhao Guanjia actually came.

Take away the old roll and reissue it. Look at this new volume! Yesterday it was poetry and painting, and now it is painting and poetry.

is worthy of being an official, this word and this painting are really playful. It's all used in the imperial examination, isn't it amazing? Except for Zhao Guanjia, which one can play this kind of game?

They see it this way, but Ning Caichen doesn't think so. Open a new question.

A painting. On the screen, I only saw the mountains and mountains, the mountain road was winding, and a small monk was drawing water by the river at the bottom .........of the mountain.

What is this?

In later generations, Ning Caichen was used to reading pictures and texts. Seeing such a test method, there is a sense of intimacy.

It's just a pity that it's not a limit on how many words to write, but a poem.

Otherwise, he really wanted the story of a monk carrying water to eat, two monks carrying water to eat, and three monks having no water to eat appear in this world early.

Write a poem about a monk carrying water!

This head is high and the other end is low, and the piece of wood can be flat and the barrel is rippling. A load of Qiankun up and down, hanging the sun and moon arms and things. Take a photo of the ancient mirror people before the trip, and take a clay ...... after the trip

This poem is a very rare poem that describes people carrying water. What's even better is that the jaw joint "a burden of Qiankun up and down the shoulders, double hanging sun and moon arms and things", not only neat, ingenious, but also very novel metaphor. Comparing the bucket to the "Qiankun", as if carrying thousands of miles of rivers and mountains on the shoulder, and comparing the swaying arms to the sun, moon and stars moving according to their respective tracks in the sky, it is interesting to read.

Coupled with the fact that the title of this examination is from an official family, this poem is even more appropriate. "A burden of Qiankun on the shoulders, hanging the sun and the moon on the arms", such a poem, except for today's officials, do others dare to pick it?

After all, the poem itself is suspected of being a sycophant.

Li Bai has a sentence "The young emperor Chang'an opens the purple pole, and the sun and the moon shine on the sky", which is the emperor's western tour, which is used here and turned into two sentences, Ning Caichen is satisfied.

There are very few such poems, and even fewer can be kneaded into the ancestors without a trace. The best thing is that it is filmed, but it can still let the reader know.

This is the Great Song Dynasty, is there anyone who doesn't know Li Bai? Not to mention the literary emperor of the Zhao Guanjia.

Although it's not good to be a sycophant, but such a good opportunity, if you really want to give up, you will be stupid! And Ning Caichen is afraid that he will really give up.

The three examiners paid attention to Ning Caichen under the paper.

Yes, the name of the paste, they can't see Ning Caichen's name, but they still have a way to get the exam papers from which examiner.

Ning Caichen's last picture was really outstanding, it wasn't that he had an official brand to enter, they all wanted to paint a scoop according to the gourd, and help their nephews also paint such a few butterflies.

But what does it mean to be brilliant? Uniqueness is called brilliant.

There are two in one examination room, and there are no names.

Smeared with Ning Caichen's roll? The official's sign is there, who dares.

As soon as the new exam questions came out, they pinned their hopes on Ning Caichen, hoping that he would continue to work hard and shine again.

As soon as Ning Caichen's poem was written, someone reported it to them.

Literati are very terrifying, as long as they can leave a name in history, they dare to touch any rules and dare to change them.

So Ning Caichen hasn't put pen to paper yet, this poem should have been framed before a second person knows, and they know it now.

"Good! wonderful!" The three examiners can all be called well-educated people, the waiter of the Ministry of Rites, the waiter of the household department, and the waiter of the military department, which one of them has not read Li Taibai's poems.

I have read 300 Tang poems, and I can't make poems and chant them.

This is not a lie.

Li Bai has a sentence "The young emperor Chang'an opens the purple pole, and the sun and the moon shine on the sky." They keep it in mind from time to time to use it to pat the official's ass.

Since the Song Dynasty, there has been no official family in the Zhao and Song dynasties who do not like the prosperity of the Han and Tang dynasties, and using the prosperous times of the Han and Tang dynasties to praise the official family will only make him happy. He was happy, and the reward would not be less.

It's a pity that such a good opportunity was used by this gentleman.

They are jealous, and their eyes are red with envy. But he couldn't say it, he could only praise the poem.

In their opinion, the top of this subject has been decided, and it must be this person.

Unless someone is more advanced than this person and writes a more powerful sycophant.

But can it be done?

A simple pick of water can hide in the sycophants, and they ask themselves if they can't do it. This will please the officials, and they will not accept it. ...,

But the next report didn't scare them to death. "My lord, this poem was not kept, but torn. ”

"What, why?" they didn't understand, they were so surprised that they didn't even notice that the one they had just tried so hard to praise was the one they had just tried so hard to praise.

But they asked the poor why. This poor man was more depressed than them, and said in his heart: You great writers don't know why, how can I know a little servant?

It was still Lord Wenwang, the waiter of the Ministry of Rites, because it was extremely difficult to have the opportunity to pat the official's ass, so he was the first to wake up. He asked, "And what did he write?"

The messenger replied: "After this scholar destroyed the paper, this time he directly wrote on the exam question the ancient temple in the deep mountains or something." ”

Ancient temple in the mountains?

The three examiners pondered for a long time, and Xu Hai, who was lying on the bed, said: "Judging from the painting, the ancient temple has fallen away, but it does not mean that there is none, otherwise where would the little monk go to carry the water? This is also a reality in the midst of fiction. One can imagine that the ancient temple is hidden in the depths of the mountain. It's also relevant, but compared to that one, it's ......."

He pouted and didn't say much, but his meaning was self-evident.

One is just to the point, and the other is a big official fart. Isn't it who is the official who picks the trouble, but without Zhao Ji, wouldn't this Great Song Dynasty be gone? Isn't there no such Funing Palace? Isn't there no such imperial city, this Tokyo, this Yellow River, these heavenly courts, and thousands of miles of Pyongyang?

Who would dare to deny this?

But such a good sycophant, such a tall sycophant gave up.

They hated to knock open this gentleman's head and see what it contained, and why did they abandon such a high-minded sycophant poem. Is it because he doesn't know that the official family is a person who likes to be flattered?

Yes, it must be.

Wang Wen looked at the painting carefully, closed his eyes again, and after a long while, he opened it violently and exclaimed: "This person really has an unusual relationship with the official family!"

The other two didn't understand this exclamation. "Lord Wang, what are you talking about?"

"Look, two adults. ”

Follow the direction of his fingers. The two of them couldn't care about being complacent, and they also exclaimed: "Monk?"

Wang Wen nodded and stroked his beard: "Today's officials are the most taboo monks, but there are monks in this painting." In other words, it was never His Majesty's intention for a monk to carry water. If this is a poem, His Majesty will definitely abandon it. This scholar is not only extraordinary, but also knows His Majesty's heart. Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. You and I should go and visit this gentleman. ”...... ，