The protection of official fortune, the restraint of Haoran's spirit, in other places, he can control the frame of his high-ranking officials, but here in Ning Caichen, he is not qualified enough.

"Who is kneeling in the hall?"

Without the usual reliance, bow your head, he, that's it. "This official ......" Seeing that Ning Caichen didn't react, he continued, "Xu Hai." ”

Actually, he wanted to show his identity, but was it useful? He didn't know that he wasn't in the examination room? Why did he come to this yin after a while? Is this really a here?

He was a little apprehensive. As a scholar, worship ghosts and gods and stay away. Whether there is a yin or not, he really doesn't know.

He was even wondering if his son was also in this yin division when he died for no reason.

No matter what he thought, Ning Caichen only did what he imagined.

This is Yin Si, his territory. Although he came from the afterlife, he did not have the idea of assigning prisoners with lawyers. Because this is the Yin Division, it's ancient. That's what he thinks, who? Where to find such a lawyer?

"Do you know why this god arrested you?" asked Ning Caichen.

He was silent.

"Hmm? I still want to get away with my intentions. Ning Caichen threatened, "Left and right, come on! ”

"Wait a minute. God, God, let me think about it. "My eyes rolled, thinking about what I could say and what I couldn't.

When there was no god in heaven, he took many things for granted, and now that he suddenly did, he realized that he was really in danger.

"The trial of this god is the same as that of the Yang world, whether to recruit or not, fight first and then talk. Come on, hit!" the fire stick was dropped, and Wang Xiao immediately stepped forward excitedly to fight.

Xu Hai only took a beating, then screamed out loud, and said in his heart: This is too ruthless, this is a fight to death! I knew that I would worship God more on weekdays.

As a member of this ancient civil official, Xu Hai naturally knew how dark and uncomfortable this board was.

If he did not have any meaning or relationship before questioning the case, he would shout "fight to the death", and the officials would use their strength to eat milk, and if they did not kill the parties, they would turn them into vegetative people; if the parties still refused to admit it after asking for a long time, he would be very impatient and would shout "beat them hard," which was a signal to the officials to extract confessions; for the parties who had no personal feelings and did not get any benefits, they would shout "beat them up"; and for those who had no relationship with the attempted bribery, they would shout "beat them hard"; and if they had no relationship with the parties who tried to solicit bribes, they would shout "vigorously beat"; For those who have not yet given benefits but whose family economic conditions are still acceptable and it is possible to give benefits, they will shout "hit hard," and under the threat, control the possibility of receiving gifts to the highest limit, and reduce the loss of receiving gifts to a minimum; for those who have something to do but do not give gifts strongly, they will shout "hit hard" to give some bright colors and suffer some pain; and for those who have connections and offer bribes, they will shout "fight with heart," and this is what they mean when they hit the board.

It must have been this for the man of God to know. I had known that I wouldn't be able to make money from this, and my official's income was not low, so I shouldn't regret it......

The board hit his body, and it hurt into the flesh, he really regretted it!

Ning Caichen didn't care what he thought, just stared at him. In Xu Hai's opinion, this is another chief officer staring at his subordinates, and he never thought that Ning Caichen was using him for experiments.

That's right, it's an experiment.

The existence of the world's celebrity seal, Xu Hai's official authority and official fortune are useless at all. And in ancient times, fighting first without asking was a common practice of interrogation. If you hit it, you will fight it, and there is no illegal statement at all.

It's not that humane, but it's really cool.

He was cool, but Xu Hai gradually didn't even have the strength to cry out in pain, in his opinion, this official fought so hard and worked so hard, it was definitely flattering.

The officials who play the board in the hall dare not offend their master, because this is related to their employment problem, so they must do everything possible to find out the master's intentions when playing the board, and grasp the best measure of strength, so that the board will fall on the suspect's ass and itch in the master's heart. ...,

When he was an official, he greatly admired this kind of servant, and for this reason he participated in the production of different shapes of boards.

There are relatively thin bamboo boards, there are thick planks, and the planks are wide, narrow and quadrangular, and the weight of the beating is naturally different. The severity of the board is all in the hands of these officials, and the officials act by observing and analyzing the actions and tones of the officials, and each of them has the unique skill of beating people with one hand, and this method of beating people is to use a piece of tofu to put it on the ground, and hit it with a small board, only to make a sound, not to break. When the fight is finished, the tofu inside is all rotten, and the outside is still a whole square piece, not moving at all, this party is the first master.

At that time, Xu Hai was extremely complacent about having such a subordinate.

But now, at the thought that this might become evidence of his own punishment, his bowels turned blue. Regret should not be!

He thinks so, completely because the theory of cause and effect is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Otherwise, where is there a literati butt, and it is his own ass.

The buttocks of the husband piling up the snow, the shares of the fat goose, are the best and most beautiful places in the whole body, I see pity, how can I bear this heart! Now because of the violation of the law, with the best, most beautiful and most pitiful position, to accept this ruthless bamboo slab, burning the qin and boiling cranes, how to be miserable? Seeing this, those who do not move to pity are also wood and stone people.

Thankfully, he didn't say it. Otherwise, Ning Caichen would definitely beat him again.

This group of ass loving literati is really hateful. That is, the literati of the era could tolerate them, but Ning Caichen was not. He was beaten like a fat goose.

Twenty boards, soon finished. Having got the desired result, Ning Caichen nodded with satisfaction.

It didn't matter if he was at this point, Xu Hai was scared. Because he thought that there were such colleagues in the world, who took pleasure in destroying beautiful buttocks. In today's words: there is such a group of sexual perverts who like to use candles, leather whips, needles and the like. And it's still a man's ass.

Obviously, he put Ning Caichen into this kind of person. Otherwise, he really couldn't figure out how anyone could bear to do it with his perfect ass.

"Do you know why you were arrested?"

Xu Hai shook his head, and immediately thought of Ning Caichen's wood and stone human nature, and hurriedly said, "Please also ask the gods to show it." ”

Ning Caichen pointed to Liu. "Do you recognize her?" immediately remembered that officials like them would not know the low-level people whose families were ruined by them, so he told Liu's story.

Xu Hai, who was originally quite honest, immediately pointed at Liu and said, "God, she, the people sue the official, she has to hit the board first!"

Ning Caichen looked at him with an idiot and asked, "Then where are you an official?"

"This official is ......," he said, unable to go on. Obviously, he also knew that if the officials of the Yang world also had a role, then he would not come, and he would not be beaten.

His dependence is completely gone, and he is equal to a people's woman, what else can he say?

When he saw the soldiers who had died because of him, he collapsed in an instant.

Do not do bad things for people, there are gods in the three feet of your head; good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and you can only fight for early and late.

Believe it! If you don't believe it, you can't believe it.

And when the soldiers who had died because of him appeared before him, he believed. It turns out that everything that the world does really has gods, and it will really be recorded.

The gods know everything, is there anything else to hide? No. Because it's useless to hide, the other party is a god.

Everything has been said, as long as it is his sin, everything has been said.

"Let him sign it. ”

In the face of his sins, he honestly signed his name and surname. "God, will you go to hell below?"

"What do you say?" Browsing his confession, Ning Caichen asked him rhetorically. "By the way, where are the bodies of these sergeants? ”...,

He shook his head and said, "God, this matter is handled by the people below, and I really don't know about it. ”

"Who's handling that?"

"God, is this considered a meritorious service?" he suddenly came to his senses, as if he had grasped the last straw.

Ning Caichen said: "You know, this god can torture you, and the punishment of the yang world is only three pairs, which is not binding on the god at all. ”

"If you know it below, can't you make meritorious service to your sin?" he longed.

Put Xu Hai's signature and painting into the book of life and death, and the book of life and death was opened with a bang, and Xu Hai's merits and deeds could finally be viewed.

"Huh, you've done more than you demerited. Ning Caichen's hand stroked the book of life and death, looking for his merits. "The Great Plague in Hangzhou turned out to be your speech to the official family for disaster relief!"

He said honestly: "Not only below, like Lord Wang, Lord Li......"

Ning Caichen waved his hand: "No matter who there is, as long as you participate, you will have no merit." ”

"Childe, are you going to let him go?" the spider spirit asked.

"Hmm. Ning Caichen nodded.

"Didn't Childe say that merit is merit, and passing is over?"

"The earth is thick with virtue, and it never cares about what the world does, so this book of life and death is not so much the merit of the underworld as the merit of the world. He didn't deserve to die, and I couldn't put pen to paper. ”

The literati of the Song Dynasty were immortal, at least legally. On the regular channel, Ning Caichen has no way to treat him, unless he lets Wang Xiao kill again.

But the murderous intent is not so withdrawn. One luck is not the same as one luck.

Ning Caichen thought for a while and said, "This god can give you a chance to atone for your sins." ”

"Please go to the gods and make it clear. He was pleasantly surprised.

Ning Caichen pointed at Wang Xiao and said, "Collect the corpses for them, and ask the mage to surpass them." ”

"My lord, let's not overtake, we want him to pay for his life!" When the soldiers heard that he was still alive, they immediately knelt down and begged. The black press fell to his knees.

"He asked for his life for the Hangzhou plague and saved hundreds of thousands of people in Hangzhou, and his merits outweighed his faults, and he couldn't die. Although this is very unreasonable, this is the law of this age, and if the law is used to punish the sin, his merits outweigh his faults, and this is the law of this age, and this is the axiom of this age.

Ning Caichen alone, it's not that you can change it if you think about it.

Xu Hai put it back, and Ning Caichen told him: "Don't forget your promise! Don't forget your promise! Otherwise, the gods will come to you. ”

Xu Hai naturally didn't dare to backtrack: "Yes, God." ”

Ning Caichen nodded and returned to the examination supervisor.

"Ahh This is the pain that the soul brings to ** after its return. People's ** is much weaker than the soul, and the soul can bear the pain, but ** is not necessarily.

In the same way, injuries that no longer hurt on the soul will still hurt people to the bone.

Ning Caichen smiled, shrugged his shoulders and said, "It's not that I don't have a rabbit to treat your injuries. Just because I don't. ”

After returning to his body, Ning Caichen changed his posture and continued to sleep on his head. As for what will happen to Lord Xu who is in pain and can't sleep......

Is this related to Ning Caichen?

Well, even if it's related. Is he really powerless, his supernatural powers, is Haoran righteousness able to heal injuries, or does Xu Hai think that he can be Sun Dasheng's second, ready to refine with the Humane Light Flame?

"We are saved!" After the exam papers were handed in, the examiner examined them one by one, even Xu Hai was lying on the bed, working painfully, and if he didn't find a brilliant one, he couldn't guarantee that the exam supervisor couldn't get out, and he didn't have the ability to implement his guarantee.

I was not satisfied with one and put it aside, and I was still not satisfied with another one, and I put it aside...... When he saw the butterfly chasing the horse's hooves and dancing, a happy smile immediately appeared on his face. He even praised: "Wonderful! Wonderful! With it, we are not afraid." ”...,

It's a very simple picture: on a summer sunset, an official who had been on a day of fun rode back to the village, the horses galloping, the hooves held high, and a few butterflies chasing the horses' hooves and fluttering.

There is no word "incense" in the whole text. It's like other scholars, who can't draw it, but really wrote the word "incense" next to it.

But anyway, that's what they need, and with this lottery head, they can rest easy.

As long as Your Majesty will not produce any demons tomorrow, they will be able to leave their names in history in this imperial examination.

But is Song Huizong an honest man?

Everyone in the world laughed.

Before dawn, a eunuch woke up the sleeping Song Huizong.

Zhao Ji opened his sleepy eyes and said, "I'm dreaming." ”

The emperor's dream is not a trivial matter, because he is the son of heaven.

Immediately, the eunuch who was responsible for writing the living notes added Zhao Ji's dream.

Zhao Ji recalled the contents of the dream and said: "I seem to have gone to a place full of peach blossoms. There was an immortal who accompanied me to enjoy the flowers, and the immortal talked to me for a long time. The immortal said......"

Tian reached his lips and retracted it, as if something was blocking his memory.

The eunuch who noted and lived read while writing: "The emperor has a dream and appreciates the peach blossoms with the immortals." ”

read it out so that the emperor could correct it.

Zhao Ji waved his hand: "Not only that, it seems that there are wolves, warriors, and monks." By the way, today's exam questions are available. ”

He didn't recall the dream, but he thought of a new question. This was enough to make him smile, and he immediately sent pen, ink, paper, and inkstone.

Rather than dreams, his whole mood is now on literature. And the three examiners are tragic again.