As the proverb goes: There are few people in the world who know how to repay kindness, and there are many people in the world who are ruthless on the opposite side.

In the middle of the chaos, Fairy Chang'e heard the noise, hurriedly picked up the commemorative cover with the inscription of Marshal Tianpeng, and hurriedly walked out of the Guanghan Fu Mansion. When the sergeants saw that it was her, they knew that Chang'e had a special status in the Heavenly Palace, and they were in a dilemma. Rao is a soldier of the Heavenly Palace, although his status in the Heavenly Palace is low, after all, he is also an immortal who has ascended to heaven, and his thinking and doing things are different from those of the mortal officers and soldiers. Chang'e scolded coquettishly, all the sergeants were silent, moved their legs, and retreated, but they all brushed to make way for Chang'e, looking around, in the "encirclement", Tianpeng was excited, and jumped like thunder;

Chang'e Dai's eyebrows were furrowed, and her tone revealed dissatisfaction and reproach: "General Wang, you have been becoming more and more villainous recently, drawing a nose on a piece of paper------ and making a big face! Inspecting public security, robbing and stealing, and killing people don't care about you, but you are full of food and support, and run to the door of my Guanghan Fu Mansion to catch the 'silver thief'? What about you bury me? In front of everyone's eyes, you poured sewage on me Chang'e, which not only tarnished my innocent name, but also took the opportunity to destroy Marshal Tianpeng. What a plan to kill two birds with one stone! What a man with his teeth against the wall------ with his back (humble) on the wall, and shameless (toothed)! Marshal Tianpeng is a guest I invited, bright and upright, not entering the boudoir half a step in the middle of the night, without flaws, and the world can be seen. But you, with ill intentions, thief eyebrows, weasel to the chicken New Year------ what kind of thief is it?"

Wang Lingguan was belittled and ridiculed by Chang'e, and felt that he had no "face", his face was red and white for a while, and he felt extremely depressed in his heart. He is a dignified "celebrity in the fairy world", a "protector god" in the thunder department, known as the "first favorite general" under the throne of the Jade Emperor, and a "powerful faction" and "star" immortal who is in charge of the discipline inspection and public safety of the Heavenly Palace.

Marshal Tianpeng woke up at this time, thinking that the prophecy of "crow's mouth" was really effective, and he was really unlucky. Now it's good, a black "Li Kui" came out halfway. It's just that this "Li Kui" is not the other "Li Kui", and the immortals of the Heavenly Palace all know that Wang Lingguan is a "smiling tiger" who eats meat and does not spit out bones in the sky. This master, who should have "met for half a mile and hid", now said that he was unlucky, "I heard the crow when I went out, and I met the mourning star in my dream". Although it's not a thing, it's not like a villain, but "the toad jumps to the instep of the ------ doesn't bite people, and there is nowhere to complain after being bitten by a dog, it is better to listen to God's words at the beginning, it is really "listen to people's persuasion and eat well". No matter how awkward he felt in his heart, Tianpeng would never be able to suffer this "dumb loss", not to mention that there was still the "ally" of Fairy Chang'e in front of him? He was also reckless and competitive, thinking that he could not be a "turtle with a shrunken head" in front of the fairy girl. So he seized the opportunity, coughed a few times majestically, and said unhurriedly: "I said Lao Wang, you are 'old lady's old lady------ year is not as good as a year." Some time ago, I said that I still have one or two points of eyesight, why did you 'turn around in the nest with a ------mouse carrying a gun' today? No matter how fierce you are, your own job is still the 'protector' of our thunder department, and it is reasonable that a certain family is your superior. Seeing that my superiors didn't give courtesy, I didn't hold you accountable, and I even slandered your superiors as 'silver thieves'. Wouldn't it be that he had only been seconded to Lingxiao Palace for a few days, and he would 'wash his basin and tie his fierce son------ not knowing the depths, right? What's more, he dared to spread wild in front of the Guanghan Fu Mansion and flout the precepts of the Heavenly Palace. Do you know that Fairy Chang'e is the image ambassador of my Heavenly Palace, and she is both talented and beautiful, and even Yu Yanjing admires her so much that she is allowed to score three points. What's the matter, this is your old Wang Yigao who is bold, and Tai Sui is breaking ground on his head. I advise you to weigh your worth carefully, but don't be hot-headed and delusional, it was originally a mouse that slipped into the ship, but it was filled with hairy goods!"

Wang Lingguan felt that he was a rat into the bellows------ and he was angry at both ends. He has always believed that his wishful thinking is not leaky, and no one can understand it thoroughly, and since he has scratched his face in public, he can only do nothing and never stop, and now he will not cut the grass and eradicate the roots, and he will say that the fish will die or the net will be broken, and the good luck and evil will not be known! Moreover, he has already made a variety of plans in his heart for the various situations that can arise at this time, and he is confident that he can deal with them with ease. Wang Lingguan is Wang Lingguan, and he has abided by his life principle: Whoever stands in my way, die! For this criterion, he dares to go up the sword mountain and dare to break through the sea of fire, and it is also an ordinary trivial matter to be wronged for this. Extraordinary people should do extraordinary things, and they should endure extraordinary humiliation, and without such self-cultivation, how can they do great things? Thinking about it in this way, Wang Lingguan has some psychological balance. So after listening to Tianpeng's "cynicism", he didn't laugh angrily, and clenched his fists: "Chang'e Fairy's daughter and jade body were originally admired by thousands of immortals, and the lower officials were unexpectedly offended, but I happened to see a black shadow sneaky in front of the Fudi Mansion, and I had bad intentions." In panic, in order to ensure the safety of the fairy, before he could report it, he ordered the sergeant to arrest him. How do you know that it was 'the flood that washed away the Dragon King Temple------ family did not recognize the family'. Since Fairy Chang'e was frightened, Xia Guan will make a gift here. ”

Chang'e said angrily: "Let your mother's dog stinky fart! What is the golden jade body? What is the admiration of thousands of immortals? You are scolding people and not spitting dirty words, first punch me and then give me a sweet date to eat, what a dog slave with evil intentions! Even if you are a villain, and the dog fights the power, I will also participate in you from the Jade Emperor." ”

Wang Lingguan was still not surprised: "The fairy jade body is important, the little one is not sensible, and he can't be angry with me." The Jade Emperor said that the old man had a lot of opportunities, and our immortal brothers and sisters had some misunderstandings, which was purely an internal contradiction between the immortals and the people. As long as it is clearly explained, all problems will be solved and will disappear. Such a little problem is on the line, and it is unforgiving, but it is a loss of our immortal demeanor, and it has wasted many years of cultivation. ”

These words are neither soft nor hard, but it seems that he Wang Lingguan has been wronged and is still high-spirited, putting on a posture of "forgiving and forgiving". Seeing this, Chang'e thought that she was unlucky, and her sharp teeth could not stop the scoundrel's "three-inch tongue", "Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water", and when she met such a "hob meat", she could only blame you for not dreaming yesterday. Chang'e sighed lightly, glanced at Wang Lingguan hatefully, handed the commemorative envelope in his hand to Tianpeng, and said: "Marshal, you have a large amount, you were bitten by a dog, and you have the right to admit that you are unlucky, and you will spend some silver and two punctures for a course of anti-epidemic injections, and you will not be allowed to 'rabies' and 'dog skinworm' for the rest of your life." My little sister has scribbled a few times on the cover, don't make fun of it. It's dark in the middle of the night, and mad dogs are barking wildly, ruining the scenery. When the wind is clear and the moon is bright tomorrow night, the little sister will meet you, drink, play and sing, how chic and comfortable it will be!"

Tianpeng clapped his hands and smiled: "This is the best, singing in the wind, drinking under the moon, what kind of happiness should it be!" said and turned his head to Wang Lingguan, "Old Wang, it's not easy for you, or I'll set a table for you tomorrow night, how about you 'watch the enemy whistle' for the two of us while drinking a little wine?"

Wang Lingguan pretended to be surprised and laughed dryly: "The affairs of the Ming Dynasty are really elegant, and I will regret it for life if I miss the opportunity." Regret is regret, and work has to be done. There are unpredictable circumstances in the sky, and the gods also have good and bad luck. Tomorrow's date, not only will the lower officials miss out, but the marshal will also have a bamboo basket to draw water ------ have a happy time. ”

Tian Peng scolded: "You ungrateful old man, I think that when you first went to heaven, I pity you for having no relatives and no reason, and I have no support, out of pity, I paid out of my own pocket and took care of you." At that time, you were grateful, and you swore to live up to me. How come it is that before the saliva is dry, the voice is still there, and the wolf's ambition is revenge? I never believe in evil, I am not afraid of shadows, I go my own way, who dare to stop me?" Tianpeng gasped in his mouth, his eyes widened and glared angrily.

Wang Lingguan did not stop him, only took out a notice from his arms, and said in a strange voice of yin and yang: "Marshal, it's not that I'm ungrateful, but that my mission is more important than friendship. Today, the Jade Emperor promulgated a holy decree, calling on all gods and goddesses to be strict with themselves, abide by discipline and law, be good-neighborly and friendly, and strive to build a 'peaceful and peaceful' heavenly palace. At the same time, it is clearly stipulated that nightlife is bounded by the middle of the night. Those who are still staying in the bustling and secluded places of Tianjie will be detained as soon as they are discovered. Regardless of the rank of the officials, they will all be handed over to the court for punishment, and the subjects will be sent to the Dali Temple for punishment. Marshal, you are too unlucky, and I can't do my best, 'righteous annihilation'. In this law enforcement, I was ruthless, hard-headed, and risked ruining my reputation. Please also empathize with me, be considerate of me, as the saying goes, 'If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?' The body of a law enforcer, his face is like iron and like water, and 'the police beat his father ------ official business'. ”

Tianpeng hated: "I have been fighting geese all my life, but in the end I made the geese blind." But don't be complacent, let's ride a donkey and read the record book------ we'll see. After speaking, he raised his legs and wanted to leave. Unexpectedly, his mind was about to move, and he saw an object popping out of Wang Lingguan's hand, which was similar to lightning, and in an instant, the canopy had been wound to a strong and solid one, like a zongzi.

Tianpeng scolded: "You 'white-eyed wolf' and 'thief with a negative heart', dare to tie me up with a 'fairy rope------'? ”

Wang Lingguan smiled dumbly: "Wishes are always good, but they can't become facts." Although the subordinate officials could not help themselves and offended the marshal, although they felt sad, they thought that all this was from the overall situation of maintaining the peace of the heavenly palace, and that the upper part was worthy of the heavens and the lower levels was worthy of the earth, and there was no any selfish entanglement in the middle, and they had a clear conscience, and I asked the marshal's forgiveness! Sergeants, carry the marshal on the road! At the sound of the order, all the sergeants rushed up, stretched out their arms and sleeves, worked together, shouted loudly, and forcibly lifted Marshal Tianpeng above their heads, carried it and left. Tiancang's six arms and six legs were bound by immortal ropes, and he couldn't move, but he scolded arrogantly: "I am the marshal of the Heavenly Empire, let me go!

Wang Lingguan said with a gloomy face: "Heaven and earth repay the marshal's heart, now it should be you, don't worry about the future, when you are worried, the advance of life should be calculated." ”

Chang'e exclaimed: "Wang Lingguan, kidnapping the Marshal of the Celestial Empire without authorization, are you crazy?" That Wang Lingguan turned a deaf ear and left on his own. Seeing that the situation here was urgent, Tianyou ran wildly while tying his trouser belt and shouted: "Old Wang, wait a minute, listen to me explain!" Wang Lingguan snorted lightly: "Another unlucky bastard." With a wave of his robe sleeve back, a strong wind poured out. Tianyou didn't pay attention, his feet were soft, and a marshal of the Heavenly Dynasty was thrown to the ground by a strong phoenix, and Zhang Huang was at a loss and embarrassed. When he raised his head from the ground, Sergeant Yibiao had already disappeared without a trace, and he regretted that Tianyou beat his chest and cried bitterly.

Wang Lingguan and his entourage hurried away, and Marshal Tianpeng scolded endlessly along the way, and Wang Lingguan was so angry that he ordered the sergeant to stuff his mouth with a towel. rushed back to Lingxiao Palace, first put the canopy in the side room, and asked the sergeant to guard it. I went to the "bathroom" first to wash and dress, after all, I didn't dare to wait until dawn, so I took the risk to see the Jade Emperor and make a "measure in advance".