As the proverb goes: Affectionate hatred has been empty since ancient times, and good dreams are the easiest to wake up.

The environment of the Heavenly Palace is different from that of mortals, and the most important reason is not that the Jade Emperor has a hard surname, but because of the "high consciousness" of the immortals. The Heavenly Palace is full of talents, and the immortals who are in charge of the change of the four seasons of mortal dust, the clouds and rain, the fanning of the yin wind and the yang fire, etc., are all natural subjects of the Heavenly Palace. They are all "family members", and they start "activities", and they all wipe their faces with fans, and no one is far behind. After coming and going, the environment of Tiangong is like a large greenhouse with air conditioning, with four seasons like spring, suitable climate, fresh breeze, and moist rain. Living here, you don't need to heat in winter, you don't need to escape the heat in summer, you don't have sandstorms, you don't have carbon monoxide, sulfur dioxide, and melamine------ you take care of your own family, and you only sweep the snow in front of your house, and you don't care about the frost on the tiles of your house.

When you enter the door, you are a brother and a brother, and when you go out, it is difficult for a brother to be a brother. Comfortable, happy, and carried away, although it is a "special" famous wine, although it is natural green, but the extreme must be reversed, the wine is the culprit of dizziness, and the color is the devil with the surname of chaos.

Tianpeng and Tianyou originally drank a lot of wine at the queen mother's birthday banquet, and before they had time to rest, they took advantage of the "spring breeze" of the wine, "intensified", "scored twice", came and went, said four words, five cups and six lamps, seven meat and eight vegetarian dishes, and it was really wine and meat through the intestines, and the "disaster" was left in my heart. When I went out, the moon and stars were sparse in the sky, and the night breeze was blowing. Tianyou pointed to the full moon, and his words were slurred: "Brother -------, look, Fairy Chang'e knows that we are back late, and she is showing us the way!"

Tianpeng followed the direction of Tianyou's finger, carefully looked at the moon in the sky that looked plump at first glance, and looked at it seriously but was even fuller, and boasted of Chang'e: "Brother, this is better for people with a full moon, the wind is clear and the moon is bright, and you have to be at ease." Life is busy, but also doing the right thing, but also to guard against the yin wind and evil spirit, double purpose, labor and energy, how can it be so chic as drinking and talking?"

Tianyou knew that Tianpeng was still worried about the series of accidents in the Tianhe Army, and comforted: "As the saying goes, 'It's a blessing and not a curse, and a disaster can't be avoided', you and I are the pillars of the Heavenly Palace, bleeding blood, fighting for life, where will we play those conspiracies and tricks to hurt the heavens and kill the people, and bring disaster to the country and the people? The road is still under our feet, no matter what, dancing with the devil is our shame!"

Tianpeng shook his head and smiled bitterly: "My brother is really a character, he drinks happily and speaks straightforwardly." It's good, but it's too pessimistic. Pigs arch forward and gouge backwards, each with its own ability. It is also a kind of 'ability' to harm the heavens and lives and bring disaster to the country and the people, but with these 'skills', you must drink several poisons all year round. The important thing about these poisons is that one is the ambition of the wolf, the second is the hatred of jealousy, the third is the coercion of personal anger, the fourth is unscrupulous, the fifth is the desire is difficult to fill, and the sixth is the heart of the snake and scorpion------。 If we can't learn these 'skills', it can only mean that we won't be 'ruthless', we are proud on the outside, and tender on the inside!"

Tianyou didn't think so, relying on the strength of the wine, he shouted at Tiancang: "Big brother is wrong, Tianyi is clear! 'Those who ask for money ascend to the top, and those who accept bribes get the name of the department', the powerful people fill the court, the conspirators are embarrassed, the good people are slaughtered by others, the atmosphere is unright, and the annihilation is rampant, and these things are ignored, is it a manly man's doing?"

The words made Tianpeng jump up, stretched out his left hand to cover Tianyou's mouth, and said in a low voice: "My good brother, you Mo Street'drunk and spit out the truth', you must know that the wall has ears, your heartfelt words are listened to by people with ulterior motives, just can be used to make a meritorious thing, make a 'small report', and add a few points of oil and vinegar, but you can't wash it when you jump into the Yellow River, and the crow falls into the stove------ it's not dark but it's also dark." ”

Tianyou's voice lowered, and he was unconvinced: "You can still tell some truth with the strength of wine." When the wine wakes up, everyone puts on masks, and all of them are 'good gentlemen' and 'righteous gentlemen', and it doesn't matter if it's hanging high, and it's better to have more than one thing to do less, who wants to tell the truth? If you wait until you close your eyes to tell it, a good head will be held back into a gourd shape." Tianyou was chattering, and suddenly heard a "plop" around him, and turned his head to look. But it was the huge body of the canopy that fell beside him. It turned out that Tianpeng wanted to pull up Tianyou, and the two stepped on the clouds together. Unexpectedly, after drinking, the body was heavy, the clouds couldn't bear it, and they fell down, and they took advantage of the situation to "gnaw mud". Tianyou was taken aback, and hurriedly bent down to help, with words in his mouth, "Big brother, we are married to Jinlan, why do we need such a big gift when we meet? ”

Tianpeng saw that Tianyou was not ashamed, but he also laughed: "My old man is worrying about your little hairy child." As the saying goes, 'People are watching in the dry sky', and if you scratch your stomach full, you will set yourself on fire. Out of sight and out of mind, when you can't change the world, as long as you don't mix with the dirt, you can be called a 'saint'. ”

Tianyou smiled bitterly: "The people's hearts are not ancient, the world is down, the gentleness and frugality in the past, the robbery is arrogant and extravagant, shamelessness can be used to compare, and the loss of conscience can be used to show off, we are incompetent, and the donkey on the mill can only listen to ------ shouting." But we have flesh and blood! ruining the reputation of the Immortal Dao, my heart hurts!" As he spoke, Tianyou shed tears and was sad.

The two supported each other and walked all the way down the "Yuhuan River" that surrounds the "Tianhe Street". This "Yuhuan River" was originally called "Xiaotianhe", and later Yang Yuhuan said goodbye to Li Longji in tears, and changed to its current name after flying to the Heavenly Palace. The night breeze struck, bringing a pungent fishy smell, which smoked the canopy wine upwards, and the throat was itchy, and I couldn't help but exclaim: "Hey, I haven't been here for a few days, and this water tastes so strong?"

Tianyou knew that he asked knowingly, and Suo pretended to be serious: "I said that you are a marshal, the Tianhe River Basin is well governed, why does the water flow here, the taste is heavy and the quality changes, and the fish and shrimp are raised to death?"

Tianpeng sighed: "I have a weak heart, people want to develop, a million profits, chimneys smoke, gold 10,000 catties, what a good thing! I am a railway policeman------ I can't control this! I just pity me that day, the river water flowed here and changed color and became a 'big miso soup'." I couldn't swim back to my hometown that day, so I went directly to the Hades Palace!"

Seeing that Tianyou aroused Tiancang's sadness again, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart: This marshal is too straightforward and nosy, and has ruined the "good deeds" of many people. The gentleman knows his heart, but the world is rampant with villains, villains turn their faces ruthlessly, you block other people's financial paths, will he give up?

The faint starlight twinkling in the sky cast two staggering figures supporting each other. These two staggering figures, sometimes merging into one, sometimes leaning forward and backward, playing "shadow puppetry". Sometimes they quarrel, sometimes they laugh and scold, they laugh and scold, and they are hearty. Along the way, I only cared about putting my heart into my heart, and I forgot the time and place. Kind to God bless the internal urgency, anxious to find a corner "convenient", so she polished her hazy eyes, combed her complicated hearts, shook her head, and looked around, but found that she and Tianpeng were wandering at a "crossroads": ahead, it was still a wide and flat Tianhe Street, and "Yuhuanhe" was whimpering beside her. On both sides of the road stand countless residential areas, shops and restaurants. On the left, it is "Futian Street", the road is long and full of twists and turns, and at the end of the road is the West Heaven Buddha Kingdom; on the right, it is "Champs Street", the flowers are full of deep and rugged, and not far away is the gorgeous and unique Guanghan Blessing Mansion.

Tianyou exclaimed: "Big brother, the big thing is not good, we really drank too much, our legs command our heads, wandering, lost our souls, why did we run to this 'three regardless' realm?"

When Tianpeng heard this, he was also surprised, and the wine woke up a little in an instant, his eyes widened, he looked around, and he smirked, clasped his hands together, nodded his head like a chicken pecking at broken rice, and said something in his mouth: "God help me, God help me." ”

Tianyou was also much more sober at this time, and when he saw Tianpeng's sudden "hysteria", he was surprised, reached out and touched Tianpeng's forehead, and said strangely: "You don't have a fever either, why did you suddenly talk nonsense?"

Tianpeng winked at him mysteriously and said, "Are you a pediatrician? As the saying goes, 'If you have a heart to arrange flowers, you don't want to plant willows and willows', and the timing is created inadvertently. He carefully took out a cardboard envelope from the pocket of his underwear, held it between his fingers, and shook it back and forth in front of Tianyou's eyes proudly, and said, "Guess what this is?"

Tianyou's eyes are bright, under the dim starlight, you can still recognize the envelope at a glance, the pattern on it is extremely beautiful, it is lifelike under the starlight, it is the commemorative cover issued by the Tiangong Post Office to commemorate the 5,000th anniversary of "Chang'e Running to the Moon" a few days ago. Because this commemorative cover is limited to a limited edition and is the first set of silk philatelic products issued by Tiangong Post Office, it is only a few days, and after rounds of speculation, the purchase price has been 80 times the original issue price. This is called Tianyou very red philatelic "enthusiast" canopy, life can not complain about the political axe, point back can not complain about the society, want to make a fortune, left and right to find a way to get rich. If you don't want to get rich, you will have a lot of colorful "pictures" and "papers", and you will turn them into miniature "cornucopias" and "cash cows" when you play and appreciate them.

Tianyou saw Tianpeng's wrinkled "old face" rippling with a smug smile, somehow, there was an uncomfortable feeling in his heart, and secretly said: "Shengdan Jingmo is ugly, "Farewell My Concubine", "Huarong Dao", "Nan Ke A Dream", but I don't know which one Brother Tianpeng is going to sing again? Thinking about it, he couldn't help but ask, "Big brother, should you take this envelope, shouldn't you take advantage of the wine and go back with a bag of air?"

Tianpeng shook his head very sadly and sighed: "Brother, you are elm head------ you can't open your mind." If you open your eyes and look ahead, can you remember where it is?"

Tianyou looked in the direction of his fingers, and at this look, his nose was almost crooked. But then his heart sank, he was smart, and he hurriedly asked: "Big brother, this is the mansion of Fairy Chang'e!"

Tianpeng disagreed, and smiled meaningfully: "That's it! Everything is complicated and simple, if you want to agree with your heart, you can't do without the word 'coincidence'." It is up to you to do what you want, and it is up to heaven to do it. Since I bought this commemorative cover, I have always held such a wish, asking Fairy Chang'e to write the inscription by herself, so that the book can be sealed as one, and heaven and man are one. But recently, I have been busy with official affairs and frequent disasters, and now I am said to be a coincidence, God really helps me!"

Tianyou shook his hand: "Big brother's words are wrong, since ancient times, men and women have not kissed, and crossing a certain boundary has attracted unwarranted criticism. In the middle of the night, if you trespass into the women's palace, those who know you will say that you are pure, those who do not know you will say that you are turbid, those who slander you will say that you are not virtuous and have become a romantic surname, and those who destroy you will say that you are morally corrupt and disturb the heavenly program. Different angles lead to different ways of looking at problems, and the conclusions are naturally very different and wrong. It's not easy for you to get to this position today, you can't be casual in a small place, everything has a contingency, don't invite eternal hatred because of a whim!"

Tianpeng disagreed: "'Chang'e flies in the sky on a moonlit night, and Tianpeng asks for a book on a moonlit night', this is an ancient thing, you don't have to panic, go online." You are good for big brother, I know it. Just asking for celebrity inscriptions is a personal favorite, and it does not involve entanglements of interests or political disputes. Besides, I have a different shift from her, I go to work during the day and rest at night. He works at night and rests during the day, and usually doesn't see each other a few times a year. Even if she came in vain, it was her rest time, and she was suspected of being harassed. I regret only the birthday of the Queen Mother, and I only care about enjoying the blessings of my eyes and the joy of my belly, and I have forgotten serious things. ”

Tianyou is still a little worried: "I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, there are many good things, I might as well come back tomorrow, even if I wait for her for a while, it is better than being misunderstood and wronged in the middle of the night." ”

Tianpeng was a little impatient, and he was also a wine fan: "You are salty and eat Luo Bu lightly, a gentleman walks his own way, and he is not ashamed of other people's rumors? Tian Tian Peng was worried that Tianyou would be wordy, so he pushed Tianyou hard, and he ran away as if he was flying. Tiancang is tall and long-legged, and he arrived in front of the Guanghan Fu Mansion in a few steps, he tidied up his clothes, wiped off his eyes, raised his hand to pull the door knocker, and only a few clicks, he heard the sound of small footsteps in the garden, followed by a woman's delicate voice: "Yo, old immortal, why did you come?"

Tianpeng Nahan, the second monk was confused, and he was confused, and when the door opened, Chang'e stood in front of him with a stunned face. Chang'e opened her mouth and blurted out, "Ah, why are you?"

A strange thought appeared in Tianpeng's mind like lightning and thunder: Why did Chang'e leave her post? This is not her style? Thinking about it, a pair of drunken eyes dare not face it, and an intoxicated heart "bang" and jump. At this moment, Chang'e is "slightly drunk and half-deficient in makeup." Jingzhu does not move to condense the two eyebrows, and the lead is sold to see the innocence", it is really an incomparable beauty, and the world is unparalleled. This is a mistake, just because of a whim, at a most unlikely time, the most unlikely coincidence happened!

Chang'e's face was flushed, her delicate body trembled slightly, and she asked in surprise: "Big brother, why are you really idle tonight, what are you doing here?"

Tianpeng heard the question, woke up like a dream, didn't know what to do for a while, and carefully took out the commemorative envelope from the pocket of his underwear in a panic, and held it in front of Chang'e with both hands, his face was full of spring breeze, and his words were gentle and drizzly: "I ask the fairy to forgive me, I don't just pass by, and I dare to bother late at night, but I just ask for an inscription on a whim to fulfill my heart."

Chang'e calmed down and smiled: "Big brother is not strange, the right person is wrong, it's the little sister's! It's just that it's the middle of the night, the lonely man and the widow, even if they are innocent, are also portrayed as black by the people who have nothing to do, and now the black and white are reversed, and the little sister is also on the cusp of the storm, I'm really afraid that if I am not careful, the big brother will affect the eldest brother! Since it is a trivial matter, the eldest brother can ask the adjutant to send it, why bother to come in person? Entering the door late at night, there is a lot of inconvenience, the little sister is rude, you can be wronged for the time being, just stand in front of the gate of this palace for a while, and the little sister will come when she goes. Chang'e said, took the commemorative envelope, and left.

The canopy is relieved, today it is really auspicious, the wine is drunk, and things are done happily. Triumphant, he put his hands behind his back, hummed a little song in his mouth, and paced in front of the door of Guanghan Fu Mansion. Just proudly, the flute sound in his ears was earth-shattering, the shouts of "catch the silver thief" came and went, and then looked at the lanterns and torches around him as if they were emerging from the ground, and countless "ghosts and ghosts" surrounded him, swords, guns, swords, halberds, and a cold light flashing under the starlight.

Tianpeng was puzzled, and he was used to hugging his fists with his surname, and his attitude was very kind: "The sergeants think it's a misunderstanding, I am Marshal Tianpeng, and I am also visiting by the way, just to ask for a piece of paper signed by Fairy Chang'e, the friendship of brothers and sisters, Bingqing Yujie, you don't know what to do, Hugh has to make noise, quickly retreat, Fang Rao Deer and other surnames!"

"The words are so humble and not arrogant, the instrument is lofty, it is really worthy of the marshal Tianpeng who commands the naval army, but it is insincere to visit by the way, I am afraid that the sky net is restored, and the evil intentions are unsuccessful!" With the voice, a military general walked out of the sergeant team, facing the canopy and clenched his fists, "Marshal, I was ordered to check the night, detect thieves and maintain stability, and annihilate An Liang, I was expecting to catch a 'flounder' tonight, but I unexpectedly caught a 'humpback whale', good luck is coming, and I can't hide if I want to." Brothers, as a high-ranking official of the Heavenly Palace, Tian Peng violated the rules of heaven, harassed the fairy late at night, was suspected of being a criminal who violated the law, knew the law and broke the law, and has become a heinous criminal. After speaking, with a wave of his hand, all the sergeants swarmed in. Tianpeng listened to it like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, opened his mouth, and his mind was blank: When did I, the dignified Marshal Tianpeng, become a "criminal"?