The third and eleventh episodes of the Sect of the immortals returned to the mountain and hugged one out of the palace to give gifts

As the saying goes, the son is not ugly, and the dog is not poor, and the reverse is true.

In this world, how can there be parents who don't love their cubs, and how can there be masters who don't love their apprentices? Lu Zhudao people, the first scattered people in heaven and earth, and also the first guy in the world to protect their shortcomings, listened to the words of Yuan Shi Tianzun, so angry that his lungs were about to explode, one hand was completely mixed with the yuan, and the other hand took out his famous immortal world's first killer weapon, the immortal flying knife, and the white light rushed to the sky, covering the head of Yuan Shi Tianzun.

Yuan Shi Tianzun is a saint, and his face is also full of iron at the moment.

"Lu Pressure, don't be impulsive, impulse is the devil, you put down the immortal flying knife first!" hugged one beside him and was startled, and hugged Lu Pressure's arm.

"Yes. You are also a little old, why do you have to show the Immortal Flying Knife at every turn, are you annoying? Can you come up with a new idea?" Hongjun Daozu had a headache even more.

"New your mother's belly!" Lu Zhudao's hair stood on end, and he scolded: "Your mother's! Yuan Shi is your apprentice, and Huang San is not my heart and liver!? He is a Da Luo True Immortal, and one of your apprentices and a sage of his mother released one or twenty Da Luo Jin Immortals to deal with him! What can I do!? Stop it! Today I will first behead Yuan Shi, and then go and behead your gang of bastard disciples, so as to relieve my apprentice's anger!"

When Hongjun heard this, he also rolled his eyes at Yuan Shi Tianzun.

Shame on you! You are a saint, you actually sent the twelve golden immortals of West Kunlun to dispatch collectively, if it was Leng Buding, then his bastard apprentice did it, forget it, not only did it not work, but was made like this by others, you still have the face to run to Zixiao Palace with that Yuan Shen and run to this old man to cry. My Hongjun's face is a shame for you.

"Brother Lu Press, can you discuss this matter, you are doing this, it's too hurtful and angry, isn't it. Hongjun Daozu is always angry, and he has to put up his old face to make amends.

"Die! My precious apprentice's life is gone, what more peace do I need! How much is harmony worth the fuck!?"

"Hehehe. "The crowd is making a fuss here. Over there, the mixed yuan sneered again and again.

"Mixed Yuan, if you have anything to fuck say, don't pretend! I'll do it with you!" "Lu Jian is a mess, it's definitely a bare arson, and I can't control it so much."

Mixed Yuan smiled coldly: "Lu pressure." You're talking bastard. At the beginning, the rules of the Great Tribulation of the Gods were set, and you also know that saints are not allowed to make a move, and all saints have the possibility of being on the list. In this matter, Yuan Shi did not make a move, and it was his group of apprentices who came out. Even if your apprentice is bullied, he is not capable, or in other words, you don't have many apprentices and you are not prosperous. Hehehe, isn't it?"

"Rub!" Hongjun heard the words of Mixed Yuan, and hugged Yizhen beside him who couldn't wait to go up and strangle Mixed Yuan.

This dog thing, the land pressure is like this, and you are still fanning the flames. Isn't this asking this old guy to work hard!?

"Your mother's mixed yuan!" Lu Quan could say that he was so angry that he opened his mouth wide, although he was furious, he couldn't reply.

"Okay, good, mixed yuan, you said it well. "Suddenly. Lu Jian suddenly stopped making noise, put away the flying knife, and suddenly became calm, with a smile on his face.

Seeing him like this, Hongjun and Baoyi became more and more nervous.

"Bastard, you're fucking right. That's right. Yes, if you want to blame this thing, you can blame my apprentices for not having the ability, and blame me for not accepting many apprentices. Who let me be such an apprentice, I can't compare to the countless disciples under your Zixiao Palace. Lu Jian sneered, narrowed his eyes and said to Mixed Yuan: "Mixed Yuan, you also said just now, saints are not allowed to make a move, and saints may be on the list at once, hehe, let me ask you, I, I am not a saint, right?"

"This?" Hearing this, Mixed Yuan's eyes widened and he was dumbfounded.

How could Hongjun and Baoyi over there not hear the meaning of Lu Pressure, and both hugged Lu Pressure. ...,

"My mother! I'm not a saint! That is to say, I can go down the mountain to participate in the canonization of gods! Your seventh uncle's master! I will go down the mountain, I will go to join my apprentices, you expounders, I will kill one when I see one! I will kill one when I see two! Rub!"

Lu Quan's angry and smug voice filled the entire Zixiao Palace, and it really resounded in the sky.

"Mixed Yuan, your mother, can you die if you don't speak!?"

"That's it, I finally left this old thing in Zixiao Palace, aren't you causing trouble!?"

......

Hongjun and Bao were so angry that they scolded, Mixed Yuan was disgraced over there, and Yuan Shi Tianzun almost fell to the ground.

It stands to reason that if Lu Jian goes down the mountain to participate in the gods, there is no problem at all, and it is completely in line with the rules set at the beginning, but if he goes, with his ability, don't say that he has twelve golden immortals, even if there are one hundred or two hundred, he can also be killed by him, so wouldn't the exposition be extinct!

"Good land pressure! Good old man! Don't be like this!"

"Die, Hongjun, I'm going down the mountain! You let me go, I'm going to go down the mountain!"

"Brother, you promised me!"

"Die! I talk even if it's a fart, it's not enough! I'm going down the mountain anyway!"

"Brother, you are discouraged, I will definitely give you a satisfactory answer to this matter, will it be?"

"What reply!?"

"You look at my means, will it work!?"

"Well, I see how you are, if you are not satisfied, I will go down the mountain!" Lu Jian sat on the ground, put the immortal flying knife aside, looked at Hongjun with a smile, showing a mouthful of yellow teeth, really looking like a hungry wolf.

Hongjun looked at Yuan Shi Tianzun at this time, and he was really angry.

"Yuan Shi!"

"The apprentice is here!" Yuan Shi Tianzun shuddered for a moment and hurriedly knelt down.

"Quickly recall Guangchengzi, Yun Zhongzi and others back to Xikunlun, and they must not stay in Xiqi! In the future, they will teach the immortals, and they will not go down the mountain collectively!" Hongjun said loudly.

"Master!" Yuan Shi Tianzun heard this, his eyes widened, and he couldn't understand it.

"Hongjun, if you are like this, it is unfair to the teaching!" said Chaoyuan over there.

"Yes, this is indeed a bit unfair to the teachings. Bao Yi also nodded: "If the immortals don't go down the mountain, how can this god tribulation be done?"

"Didn't you understand what I said? It's not that you don't go down the mountain, but you can't go down the mountain collectively!" Hongjun snorted coldly, then turned his face to look at Lu Quan, and said, "Brother, are you not satisfied with this matter?"

Lu Jian also pondered: Rub, if he expounded that the immortals did not go down the mountain collectively, my old apprentice took advantage of it, this matter, good!

"Satisfied, satisfied!" Lu Jian laughed.

"Master!" Yuan Shi Tianzun was very reluctant and unwilling, and was about to refute, but saw that Chaoyuan beckoned to him.

Yuan Shi Tianzun walked up to him and whispered to Mixed Yuan, "How is this good?"

"Yuan Shi, you're really confused. Yes, the immortals of the Sect are not allowed to go down the mountain collectively, but there are loopholes in this. Mixed Yuan had a wicked smile on his face.

"What vulnerability?"

"First, the immortals that Hongjun said are the second generation of disciples such as Guangchengzi, but the third generation of disciples are not restricted, and your group of disciples and grandchildren are now almost experienced one by one, and they should have been sent down a long time ago. ”

"Second, you can't go down the mountain collectively, hehe, if it's five or six together, or seven or eight together, or even eleven together, as long as you don't go out twelve at once, then it's not a collective, isn't it!?"

Yuan Shi Tianzun heard the words of Mingyuan, turned his worries into joy, smiled, and said to Hongjun: "Master, the apprentice obeys the order." ”

Hongjun didn't know what the two of them were muttering there, but seeing that Yuan Shi Tianzun had no opinion, he also appeased Lu Jian over there, which could be regarded as a relief. ...,

"And bring the red sperm primordial god. Hongjun sighed.

Yuan Shi Tianzun handed over the primordial god of the red sperm, and Hongjun included it in his sleeve, but seeing the immortal power gushing, in an instant, the primordial god recovered like this.

"Red sperm to meet the ancestor!" the red sperm fell to his knees.

"Take him back and hasten his body. Hongjun didn't look at the red sperm, flicked his sleeves, and gave the order to evict the customer.

Yuan Shi Tianzun didn't dare to say more, so he accepted the red sperm and went away.

This matter is over, Mixed Yuan left, Baoyi also slipped away, Hongjun was about to leave, and was grabbed by Lu Press.

"What do you want!?" Hongjun said angrily.

Lu Jian smiled: "Hongjun, I just saw your grandson, but I suddenly missed my grandson." ”

"You are an old bachelor, and you have a grandson of Mao!?" Hongjun couldn't laugh or cry.

"Rub, are you bullying me!?" Lu Jian was furious and said, "Have you forgotten? My good apprentice accepted the fire unicorn as his son, isn't the fire qilin my grandson!?"

"Oh, too. Hongjun couldn't say anything about Lu Press, nodded with a smile, and suddenly was startled again, and said, "What are you going to do?!"

"What's the matter!? I said, I miss my grandson!"

"Come less! I just said, you can't leave Zixiao Palace!"

"I'll go down the mountain and go back, can't I?!"

"No, you can't leave for a moment!"

"Your mother!" Lu Zhudao patted his thigh and said scoundrelly: "Okay! I won't go down the mountain, but I'll give my grandson a gift, okay!?"

"It's okay to give gifts. Who do you want to deliver?"

"Of course that's you!"

"I'm going to give you a gift!?your grandson's face!"

"Die! Don't forget, you lost the baby to me!"

"Are you talking about the peerless bath lance?" Hongjun Daozu didn't listen, but when he heard it, his face was full of anger.

What a baby, it's gone!

"That's it! Hongjun, you are willing to gamble and lose, you can't cheat! If you cheat, I will go down the mountain!" Lu Zhudao looked shameless, and Hongjun Daozu couldn't cry or laugh.

"Good, good. But I'm very busy these days, how about finding someone to go down the mountain?" Hongjun said with a smile.

"It's fine. Who are you looking for?"

"Who else can there be in this Zixiao Palace besides you, me and Chaoyuan?" Hongjun looked at the direction in which Baoyi left and smiled.

You master and apprentice two sluts, repeatedly hacked me, took away my fire unicorn and the binary fruit, simply let me hug the mountain and clean up for me!

####

Ask for a monthly ticket, hehe. Fellow Daoists, do you have any of them? (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )