Zi once said: A cheap man will have a good temper and cultivation, a shorter period of anger and anger, more love and care, and less resentment.

Therefore, cheapness is virtue.

But if virtue is too famous, it will become a lack of virtue.

Huang Shiren's cheapness, which one in the fairy world does not know which one does not know, this slut, since ancient times, has taken this as the biggest proud capital, if he recognizes the second, he is confident that no one in the world dares to call the first.

But in front of this army, Wukong was blown up by his own wishful golden hoop stick, Nezha was blown out of his nostrils, and even Zhu Zizhen's pig whip suffered, it seems that this person is definitely not below himself above the cheap!

You're so good, I like it! and I will!

Huang Shiren stomped his feet and rushed to the front of the formation from the small car with a roar, but in the light, an old way appeared.

This old man, dressed in a white robe, has a spurted beard, looking at Huang Shiren, a pair of old eyes are like duck eggs, gritting his teeth and trembling all over.

Huang Shiren couldn't bear it, glanced at Lao Dao, turned around, looked up, looked at the sky, and said to himself: "Oh, the weather is really damn good today, it's windy and rainy, little ones, hurry up and put away your clothes, I will find a place to shelter from the rain." ”

Fifty thousand elites heard what he said, and almost didn't throw the swords, guns, swords, and halberds in their hands on the ground.

The sun is shining, and it's raining?

When Huang Shiren said this, he was about to slip away riding the ninety-nine red cloud scattering gourd, but he saw that the space around him was distorted, and the old road blocked the way.

"Huang San. Fuck you, where are you going!?"

The corners of Huang Shiren's mouth twitched, but a chrysanthemum-like smile appeared on his face: "Oh, yes, isn't this hugging an old brother!? Why do you have time to get out of Zixiao Palace? You won't be teasing the old sow of Zixiao Palace and being driven out by Hongjun, right? Or, you old man has moved his heart and wants to come to the lower realm to find a beautiful cutie and a tooth sacrifice......

When he heard this, he raised his slap and was about to fan it, but he was already hugged by Huang Shiren.

"Dude. Look at you, it's true, you don't come down to me and don't say hello! Why don't I get a sedan chair to meet you, and then one or two hundred stunning beauties to serve you? I've been mixing well lately, I'm out of breath, look at it, look at how many Erlang I have under my hands? Old brother, let's go for a walk, go to the big tent, I invite you to drink, I tell you, this wine is good, even my master and I are willing to give it to him! You can be regarded as having long legs and a long mouth. Good luck for your mother......"

This slut hugged and hugged one, chirping crookedly, laughing and making trouble, and pulled and hugged one into the account.

That hug one, I was determined to make this slut look good as soon as we met. But being messed around by this slut, his head was as big as a fight, and he heard that there was a superb wine, so he was also moved, and unconsciously followed in, at his mercy.

into the big account. Huang Shiren slapped his hands, Wukong and the others limped in, Huang Shiren took out the good wine from the fairy bag, and opened the lid, it was really fragrant.

Although Bao Yi was a cow, he had never drunk such good wine in Zixiao Palace, and as a result, he drank twenty or thirty jars in one go, and shouted a refreshing shout.

"Slut, do you know why I came this time?" hugged a drink and looked at Huang Shiren with a slight smile.

This laugh, (the fastest update) made Wukong and the others tremble.

They are all cattle under Huang Shiren's hands, and they have always been flying and domineering, but in front of this old way, they feel like ants, and they have no presumptuous thoughts at all.

This old way is so powerful! Master, I'm afraid it's not good!

It's no wonder, when did my master offend such a cow? Could it be that he owes a lot of money to others for gambling? Or is it because he kidnapped someone's wife? Wukong pondered in his heart, holding the Ruyi golden hoop stick tightly in his hand, ready to strike at any time. ...,

"Brother, you're a bastard when you say this, we're all brothers, brothers, you only look for me when you have something, it's too outward. Besides, it's okay, so you can't find me?"

"You slut, bring me something!" hugged him and stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Huang Shiren.

"Something, what is it?" Huang Shiren looked unaware.

"What did you say!?damn it!!The matter of Zixiao Palace, forgot!?"

"Oh, look at my memory, brother, isn't it just a thing, can it be compared to the friendship of our brothers?" Huang Shiren muttered, slowly pounded something out of the fairy bag, put it in his hand, and looked painful: "Brother, this thing, but my heart!" ”

Hug and open the old eyes, but when I saw where was what I wanted in my hand, it was clearly a bottle, with a red paper pasted on it, and a crooked line of words: "I love a mallet"!

"Rub, you slut!" This time, Bao Yi heard from Yuan Shi Tianzun's mouth about this slut's bastard, and also heard what this bastard "I love a mallet" is, snorted coldly, one hand like electricity, five fingers like a hook, and pinched Huang Shiren's neck.

"Slut, today your master is not here, and Hongjun is not here, believe it or not, I can pinch you to death with one finger. ”

"Rub, you're clearly five fingers!"

"Die! Hurry up and bring it! I don't want the binary fruit, the Sky Swallowing Bag must be given to me!"

"Brother, let go of your hand first, I have something to say!" Huang Shiren struggled for a while, hugged and let go.

"Brother, you're not a big boss, what do you want to do with that sky-swallowing bag?

"What's the use?!"

"You don't know the current situation, Yuan Shi's group of rabbit cubs have to deal with me, and in order to get it, I have to have something to deal with them!

"That's your business, it has nothing to do with me!"

"That's a cheap thing to say! Brother, let me ask you, did the bastard bully you bully so much?"

"This ......" hugged and sniffed.

"Brother, for countless years, the brother-in-law of Mixed Yuan has been riding on your head all day long and, but you can bear it. I can't bear to be a brother! I have to be angry with you! Yuan Shi is a second commodity raised by mixed yuan, if I engage in his gang, it will be to slap mixed yuan in the face, it will be to give you anger, this he swallows the sky bag in my hands, and it plays a greater role than you? It's just alchemy, and the mixed yuan still bullies you, so it's different for me. If I have this thing, I can bully them, and I can give you anger. Don't you want to see the chaos vomit blood?"

"Naturally, I would like to. Hugyi said the truth.

"That's it!" Huang Shiren hugged his shoulders and whispered: "Old brother, there are a few chicks under Yuan Shi's hands that are very good, if you want to have a figure, you want a face to have a face, when I catch it, let you taste it, how about it?"

"Die! I see you want to be second-hand. ”

"Really, do you have to say it so bluntly?" Huang Shiren smiled wickedly.

It's also good to be in a good mood to this mess. He was in Zixiao Palace. Although it is the supreme in the world, it is unbearable to be cold in the high places, and it is extremely lonely all day long, and it is really refreshing to gag with Huang Shiren.

Fuck it! Lu Zhudao people where the shit luck. If I had found such a disciple, I would have been happy in this life. Alas. Hug Yi and looked at Huang Shiren, and he was really jealous of Lu Jian in his heart.

The slut in front of him, although he is as cheap as shit, but he just looks happy, what else can he do?

Hug one though honestly. It's not a fool, so he naturally knows why Mixed Yuan asked him to come over to deliver things? Isn't it just that he wants to borrow his own hands to get Huang Shiren?...,

Your mother's bastard, if you let me do it, I'll do it?!

Bao Yi made up his mind, but his face was gloomy, and he grabbed Huang Shiren and said: "Ah San, even if you are reasonable, you can't take my baby for nothing!"

"Of course, how can I treat my old brother badly!?" Huang Shiren squeezed his eyebrows, and shook out a bunch of bottles from the fairy bag: "Old brother, these things are all my heart and liver! Look at it, this is called me loving a piece of firewood, this is called we have a leg, and this is called going up a tree after knocking a dog...... It's all the best things in the world, you take it back, it's okay to knock a few pieces, it's very cool...... Hugyi almost didn't faint. These things, he just swept them with his divine sense, although they are nothing to a person like him, but they are indeed the most obscene things in the world, who has nothing to knock this thing on!?

"Brother, you're also old, I don't know when you're going to hang up, life is in the world, you should enjoy it, you have to enjoy these things, you take these things, after a while, I'll send you a vote of sister, to make sure you're not lonely!?"

Holding a bead and turning around, he was in a good mood: this slut is not rough in his words, and he is also in a good position. Zixiao Palace Hongjun and Mixed Yuan are tightly controlled, and there are no ghosts around me, if there are some maids to serve, it is not bad.

"Okay, can you say something!?" Huang Shiren smiled.

"That...... So much!" hugged the old man with a red face and stretched out two fingers.

"Don't worry, two hundred people are fine!" Huang Shiren nodded.

Hug one or two eyes up, about to faint, and shook two fingers vigorously!

"Rub it, two thousand people!? This is a little more, but I can't finish it. Good. ”

I almost didn't come up in one breath, and I shook it again.

Huang Shiren is not happy now!

"Brother, your mother's mother!Can you get 20,000 people!?"

Hug one by one and hammer them over: "You should be my nine-legged child! Two of me is enough!"

Huang Shiren was beaten and his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he said: "I've served you, what kind of fun do two people have, two hundred, I'll give you two hundred." ”

"Too much, right?"

"What, I'm worried that you're not capable? Didn't I give you so many treasures just now?"

"That's not what it means...... This ......"

"Forget it. Don't worry, I'll have all these things in the future, how much do you want to supply you, how about it?"

"Deal!"

......

Wukong and the others listened to the words of these two sluts, and they really wanted to cry without tears.

Heaven and earth, the supreme of this dignified Zixiao Palace, how could I be made into this virtue by my master!

Hug Yi was in a good mood, and he was not polite, put away the pile of bottles and cans, and said, "Ah San, ......"

"Brother, didn't I tell you to change your name!

"Oh, really?" hugged a nod and said, "Ah San, do you know what I came here to do?"

Huang Shiren secretly stretched out his middle finger and said with a smile on his face: "Old brother naturally has nothing to do and waits for the Three Treasures Palace." “

"Your fire unicorn, are you there?"

Huang Shiren smiled, turned his face, and said, "Yueyue, hurry up and come over to give your uncle a gift!"

Yueyue's goods are also extremely profitable, and she ran over and knelt on the ground with a pop, knocked her head three times, and shouted: "Uncle is on top, Xiao Yueyue has kowtowed to you!"

Hug Yi is really a smoke: Why did I lose my status and become an uncle in a blink of an eye!? Wouldn't I call that slut brother!?

Just as he was about to have a seizure, he heard Huang Shiren say beside him: "Yueyue, your uncle is a cow, you have to pay more filial piety to the future, so as not to be able to benefit you, do you know?"

"I know, I know, uncle, you will be my uncle in the future!" Yueyue raised her face, and it was a small chrysanthemum again.

hugged one and was about to squirt, and said, "Ah San, I came this time, and your master begged me to come." “

"Oh, why is my master begging you?"

"Your master begged me to come out and send something to your fire unicorn. “

"Oh?" Huang Shiren smiled: "Then take it out and take a look!"

Hug a smile, shake one hand, and a magic weapon appeared in the palm.

What a magic weapon!

This magic weapon is in one place, there are thousands of auspicious lights, and thousands of rui qi! The eyes of the people who are full of lights can't be opened.

What a magic weapon!

Huang Shiren was overjoyed when he saw it...... (To be continued) RQ