Moon. The shiny Moon Palace is cold and deserted, spotless, and the osmanthus is fragrant.

A puff of black smoke drifted crookedly to the Moon Palace.

Li Bing also chased the auspicious clouds to the Moon Palace.

Li Bing looked for the reverse dragon outside, the lonely and deserted palace inside and outside the palace, before and after the slope, there was no trace of Ao Rebellion, Li Bing wondered, where is this guy hiding? .

Suddenly, there was the sound of logging from the courtyard in the distance.

Li Bing followed the direction of the voice and saw a person from a distance swinging an axe to cut down the laurel tree in the moon. Li Bing walked over.

When the tree cutter saw Li Bing coming, he pretended not to know, and continued to swing his axe to cut down the tree savagely, and he was so tired that he was sweating profusely and had no intention of stopping.

Li Bing was very angry and walked quickly towards the tree cutter.

Although Li Bing had already walked closer, the tree cutters still wielded axes and savagely cut down trees.

Li Bing couldn't help but ask, "Who are you?" who dare to destroy the greenery of the Moon Palace, and dare to destroy the quiet and beautiful environment of the Moon Palace. ”

The tree cutter said arrogantly: "I'm 'Wu Gang', it's your business!"

Li Bingyi said solemnly: "Why were you punished by the Emperor of Heaven to come here to cut down trees? ”

"Wu Gang" was very resistant: "Why don't I repent?"

Li Bing said: "You really know how to pretend to be a beard, and you insist that I expose your old secrets?"

"What kind of background do I have, afraid that you will come to pick it up?" This "Wu Gang" actually doesn't know his historical origin at all.

Li Bing said: "You guy is really good at pretending to be a grandson." You are lazy to eat all day long, do not produce, are not good at reading, and are cranky all day long. To cultivate the Tao and become an immortal, the cultivator was afraid of trouble, so he was punished by the Emperor of Heaven to come to the Moon Palace to cut down trees. Have you forgotten?"

"Aren't I cutting down trees?" Wu Gang said in a sullen voice.

Li Bing said angrily: "Who told you to cut down this immortal osmanthus divine tree?"

"Wu Gang" asked faintly: "Then tell me, what tree should I cut down?"

"I don't know what trees to cut down, so what trees do you cut down? Aren't you cutting down indiscriminately? You melon baby. Li Bing scolded.

"I don't know. Adult, please instruct. This "Wu Gang" is not pretending to be garlic, he really doesn't know the allusion of Wu Gang cutting down trees at all.

Li Bing smacked him: "I'll tell you what tree to cut, just I'll cut it for you!" Thank you so much. "Wu Gang" replied. "Hey, you're really excited. "If you don't have to work hard, how can you cut down trees?" Wu Gang: "There are words.

"Well, then cut down the trees, cut down the trees and weeds up and down the slopes, and take care of the garden, so that you may atone for your sins." "What kind of sin? I really don't know which one Wu Gang committed. "'Wu Gang' told the truth.

Li Bing angrily rebuked: "Shameless! I dare not take responsibility for my actions." ”

"I was hacked, no, I was hacked. ”

"You don't have good intentions towards Chang'e. Peeping at Chang'e taking a bath and molesting Chang'e, this is your new crime, punish you, you deserve it!" Li Bing counted Wu Gang's sins.

"Wu Gang" was speechless, because he really didn't know these lace plots.

At this time, someone suddenly shouted: "Bold thief, dare to break into the Moon Palace." Cut me Shengui!" A man with an axe in his waist rushed over fiercely.

Li Bing recognized this person. Then he stepped forward and bowed: "Shangxian, Li Bing is polite in Xia." ”

The man said: "I know, you are the Taishou of Shu County, and you have your own set of methods for governing the rivers, and you have a good reputation in the heavenly realm." What kind of ball is this kid?". "I am the one who cuts the osmanthus tree in the middle of the month, Wu Gang. "You're Wu Gang?" The other party was taken aback. "I'm Wu Gang. "Wu Gang" said. "Are you Wu Gang? The visitor asked. "You're not a Uranus, who knows who you are?" Wu Gang: "Vibrant. "Why am I not a superstar? Yue'er bends and shines on Jiuzhou, who doesn't know, Chang'e lives in Guanghan Palace, and it is lonely and lonely. It's me Wu Gang, who offers osmanthus wine every night, so that Chang'e can borrow wine to relieve her sorrows and live happily. You still say that Uncle Ben is not a superstar?"

"Anyone can say big things. You are a fake Wu Gang, and I am the real one. "Wu Gang" said.

The man shouted: "It's weird, it's weird, Changsan said that he became a kidnapper." The second tube is said to be a chicken, but it really becomes a fake. The more the man spoke, the more angry he became, he took out the magic axe from his waist, and when he saw the brilliance, he slashed at "Wu Gang".

"Wu Gang" is not a vegetarian either, and hurriedly catches the axe with a chopping axe.

The two axes fought in the Moon Palace, and after forty or fifty rounds, no one would admit defeat, and no one could win anyone.

Seeing this, Li Bing separated the two plate axes and said, "Stop, two of you." The Moon Palace is a quiet realm, and it wakes up Miss Chang'e's nap, which is very bad. Besides, if you continue to fight like this, there will be deaths and injuries, once the Jade Emperor is alarmed, no one can get rid of it, and no one can afford to bear the guilt. ”

"Master Li, you have a point. But I can't stand it, I'm going to make a name for it. Master Li, what do you say about this public case? ”

Li Bing thought for a while and said, "This question is very easy to handle, I will talk to you two about the relevant issues, and I will know the details." Which of you will talk first?"

The man asked "Wu Gang": "You can say it first." ”

"Wu Gang" didn't know what to say, so he said, "You can say it first." ”

The man pinned the axe to his waist and asked, "Wu Gang, let me ask you, how tall is this osmanthus tree you cut down?"

"Wu Gang" was stunned, and asked rhetorically: "Maybe you don't know?"

The man said: "Of course I know, this tree is five hundred feet high. You say, why can't this osmanthus tree be cut down?"

"Wu Gang" glared dumbfounded: "Maybe you know?"

The man was not angry, and watched how the other party performed: "Of course I know, this osmanthus sacred tree has a magical ability to repair quickly, so it is cut and grown, cut and grown, god, why can you cut it down?"

Wu Gang didn't believe in this mythical story: "I don't believe that this osmanthus tree can't be cut down! So "Wu Gang" swung his sharp axe again, and slashed again. The problem is that the axe of "Wu Gang" has just cut out, and at the moment when "Wu Gang" pulls out the axe. The wound of this osmanthus divine tree was immediately magically compounded. This made "Wu Gang" discouraged and very annoyed. However, "Wu Gang" still didn't believe in the myths and stories told by the man, and said: "These myths are all made up by yourself. ”

Li Bing interjected: "You don't believe the facts in front of you, it can only show that you are very ignorant." It has not yet been civilized. "You are ignorant, you are not civilized!" Wu Gang "returned a tooth for a tooth and pushed back." "The laurel myth, as well as the white rabbit medicine, are all Chinese civilization, there are books, even you don't understand this, it's not that it hasn't been civilized yet. And what?" What's the matter with the White Rabbit pounding medicine?" Wu Gang asked curiously.

Li Bing said: "You just said that I made up a myth?"

"This is another matter, the white rabbit is very well-behaved, how could he pick up medicine in the Moon Palace?" Want to hear it?" Li Bing asked. In this way, he thought, through storytelling, he could further judge the authenticity of 'Wu Gang'.

"Say it, listen to it. "Wu Gang" said.

Li Bing said while carefully observing the dynamic performance of "Wu Gang". "The sun-shooting hero Hou Yi was shot and killed by the students. Hou Yi's beloved wife Chang'e secretly ate the panacea of the Queen Mother of the West and ran to the Moon Palace to find a life-saving medicine for her husband. Because of violating the rules of heaven, Chang'e was imprisoned by the Emperor of Heaven in the Guanghan Palace, but she took pity on her loneliness, so she asked the Jade Rabbit to encourage her to save her husband's medicine, which has been with her to this day. “

"How is it the White Rabbit Pounding Medicine instead of the Gray Rabbit or the Black Rabbit Pounding Medicine?" Wu Gang asked curiously.

Li Bing didn't bother to answer: "Think about it yourself." ”

"Why didn't I see the Jade Rabbit Pills?" Wu Gang asked again.

"I didn't see the jade rabbit until the night, and now the jade rabbit is taking a nap. Li Bing said. "Desolate. This story is more interesting than the Osmanthus Sacred Tree, what Osmanthus Divine Tree can't be cut down! I still want to cut it! I use a dragon axe to cut it, and there is no osmanthus tree that can't be cut down!"

This "Wu Gang" wants to cut down the sacred tree with a dragon axe, which completely exposes the narcissism, self-love, arrogance, and self-expansion of the dragon totem in the bones of this "Wu Gang". The testimony is not to be denied here.

"Haha! You exposed your stuffing, what else do you have to say?" Li Bing had already judged that the "Wu Gang" in front of him was a copycat version: "You guy is too arrogant! You don't know anything about the story of the Moon Palace, and you dare to pretend to be Wu Gang." When you hear it, it's the voice of the reverse dragon!"

At this moment, the man suddenly realized: "It turned out that it was the reverse dragon of the Minjiang River who fled to the Moon Palace, and he was not small!"

Li Bing leaned over and grabbed the neck of the reverse dragon unguardedly: "The reverse dragon." You pretend to be Wu Gang, violate the discipline of heaven, and don't go down to the realm to accept the crime!"

As soon as the reverse dragon heard that he had violated the heavenly discipline, he knew that he was wrong, and he was afraid, but he still had a bad mouth: "Don't drag you, I'll go down by myself." ”

Li Bing solemnly admonished: "The Moon Palace is a holy palace, and it will be defiled when you are killed, and you will be spared, and you will not be able to escape! ”

The reverse dragon broke free from Li Bing's hand, raised his axe and slashed at Li Bing.

Li Bing's eyes were quick, he dodged and shouted: "Stop! The Moon Palace is a holy place, if you dare to defile the temple with blood, you will be killed by lightning if you violate the rules of heaven!"

When the reverse dragon heard the word "thunder", his face turned white with fright, so he had to obediently put down the axe: "I didn't expect you to be able to go to the Moon Palace, your ability is not small." "Do you think you can go to heaven because you can? Wrong, there are many cows, ghosts, snakes, gods, demons and monsters are the incarnations of the heavenly stars and the earthly stars. Li Bing said.

"May I ask the county keeper, how many other changes do you have?" Ao Wei couldn't wait to ask

Li Bing solemnly advised: "The country's sharp weapons must not be leaked. ”

The reverse dragon waved his dragon head, as if falling into the dense fog for five miles: "What do you mean? I always throw literature and drive martial arts, and the culture of the lonely family is uneven, so I can't understand it." ”

Li Bing said: "The country's national defense strength will not tell you. ”

The reverse dragon still didn't understand, and said: "Don't go around, just say how many changes you have?" If this king's transformation skills are indeed not as many as yours, the widow will admit defeat, so as not to continue to consume and cause a waste of resources." ”

Li Bing said: "You can't understand it if you say it deeply. Let's put it this way, you are the devil, and I will walk in the way of heaven. You're a foot taller," Li Bing deliberately paused for a moment when he said this.

When the reverse dragon heard that the demon was a foot tall, he nodded happily.

Li Bing saw the smug appearance of the reverse dragon, and then said: "You are one foot tall, and I am eight feet high, what is the situation?"

The reverse dragon knew that he had been tricked again. So he became angry: "Li, you are too arrogant Linglong!"

Li Bing asked calmly: "Ao Rebellious, do you accept it or not?"

Ao Yi raised his dragon neck and said, "Why should I obey? This king still has at least fifty or sixty evil tricks that have not come in handy!"

Li Bing told Ao Yi with great certainty: "Those tricks of yours don't work, hurry up and clean up, so as not to waste motors and electricity!"

Reverse Dragon said unconvinced: "I don't put it away, I have to fight you to the end!"

"Alright, please let the horses come. Li Bing said lightly.

Reverse Dragon said: "You wait." “

Li Bing wanted to be captured, in order to be convinced and completely convinced, so he was not angry at all: "You still have to fight, and you will accompany you." But I advise you, as soon as Zhigao is on top, Mount Tai is overwhelming. You know that, don't you?"

The reverse dragon honestly pointed at the dragon's head: "I understand, but if you kill me, I won't be able to win you if I don't believe it." ”

Li Bing said: "You melon baby, your braincase is in water." ”

The reverse dragon blinked at the dragon's eyes, not understanding what it meant.

Li Bingxiao reasoned and said: "You must understand that human beings are advanced animals, the chief of all spirits, and have infinite wisdom and skills. The reverse dragon was impatient when he heard it: "What about our dragon, the king of water." ”

Li Bingyan said: "In the final analysis, a dragon is a worm, and everything is still a worm. No matter how ever-changing, but ever-changing, it's always a worm!

As soon as these words came out, it was really a fatal blow! Its destructive effect was like a spiritual atomic bomb, and its power was incomparably great! It completely shattered the spiritual pillar that supported the Dragon Court.

Ao Wei shouted: "The angry old man is also angry! I'm not done with you! Let's go back to Minjiang and fight again! Watch the king return." Before the words were finished, Ao Wei had turned into an anti-dragon, following the momentum of the tornado, spinning up and down, and swooping into the lower realm.

Li Bing then drove a colorful auspicious cloud and descended to the nether realm.