The wild boar is running fast by leaps and bounds, and Li Bing is running faster than the wild boar at a speed like a hot wheel, and he is about to catch up with the wild boar.

The wild boar looked back and saw that Li Bing's butcher's knife was about to catch up. The wild boar suddenly stood still, and simply stopped running.

Li Bing saw that the wild boar came to a sudden brake, and suddenly stopped running. I don't understand what tricks this guy is going to play, so I am highly vigilant, and I don't run away, observe what this guy does, and then talk about the following.

The belly of the wild boar tightened and loosened as if it was panting, and the pig's eyes were puffed up again, three circles on the left and three circles on the right. The wild boar made a plan: "Hey, Mr. Butcher, you lift the butcher's knife, as soon as you pay the killing, we have agreed on the Wendou, you break the contract, and you will admit defeat if you breach the contract! You have to pay a fine for breach of contract! I have won, I am the king! You are a loser." What do you say?"

Li Bingyan said: "You wild boar, fangs like knives like swords, you will be crazy if you say crazy! If you say crazy, you will be crazy! If you say you hurt people, you will hurt people! I carried the knife for self-defense, and I did not commit acts of hurting others. Your statement cannot be established. "No matter what you say, according to the contract, you are carrying a murder weapon, suspected of martial arts, you are doomed!" The wild boar will not give an inch. "Ben Shuai and Er reasoned, it is Wendou. Li Bing was also very reasonable. "The public says that the public is reasonable, and the mother-in-law says that the mother-in-law is reasonable, but it is not clear. Let's find a referee to judge. The boar said. "Who to judge?" Li Bing asked. "Find the land god here. The boar said. He looked east and west as he spoke. "Okay, that's all. Li Bing said.

When Li Bing was about to invite the land god, the wild boar ran away.

Li Bing had to chase after him like a hot wheel

Seeing that Li Bing, who was holding a butcher's knife, was about to catch up with the wild boar, the wild boar looked back in panic and accelerated to run. When the boar came to a sharp turn, it immediately disappeared into the ground.

Li Bing chased after him: "The reverse dragon has escaped." Li Bing immediately turned into a farmer with a hoe, and hurriedly dug a pit to find the reverse dragon at the point where the reverse dragon was fleeing. Li Bing worked tirelessly, digging hard, digging deeper and deeper.

Suddenly. From the bottom of the pit came a terrible wail: "Dig me to death, don't dig it, spare your life, Li Bing, I'll come out by myself!"

The farmer still hoes and digs.

Ao Yi screamed underground: "Li Bing, you are digging the dead man's pit, and you are still digging." ”

Li Bing responded positively: "I'm just digging a dead man's pit." Dig to bury you!" After saying that, he continued to dig the pit and did not stop.

The reverse dragon howled under the pit again: "Please don't dig up, if you dig again, you will dig up my dragon brain." The skull is dug up, and it can't be repaired. ”

Li Bing replied, "That's what I want." ”

Ao was helpless, so he had to mourn: "Li Bing, Master Li, please raise your noble hand, my dragon head is not exchanged." I can give you as much money as you want. "You want to bribe me? It's illegal, and I won't do it." Li Bing said very simply. "No one knows about this barren mountain and wilderness. Ao Shun can be said to be "bitter". "Others don't know, but God knows. Li Bing was tired of digging, and he joked while resting with his head.

Ao Wei listened. I think there is a drama, money is really omnipotent, no, Li Bing is a little relieved, it turns out that he is afraid that God will know that he is using power for personal gain. Don't turn your hands back. This thing is very easy to do, and with a fire, this matter can be cooked. So Ao Wei patiently did Li Bing's ideological work under the pit: "Master Li, I understand this, under normal circumstances, God doesn't care about human affairs, unless you do something terrible, the sky will punish you." Collect some commissions, small meaning, and don't hurt the sky, Lord Li, don't worry, I promise it's okay, I guarantee it with the leader. "Because you think that the heavens don't care about the affairs of the world, so you do whatever you want, harm the people, and poison the living beings?" Li Bing took this opportunity to repair another plate of Ao Rebellion.

Ao Yi was already very impatient under the pit: "I don't talk to your mother-in-law, you backfill the soil, it's easy to say anything." "He was so angry that he forgot who he was talking to.

"I dug a pit to catch you, and you want me to backfill the soil now, who do you think you are, black boss? Li Bing questioned Ao Wei in the pit.

Ao was planted under the ground, buried in the neck, and only the dragon's head could move, holding his breath very much. He sighed again and again, and said to himself: I can't escape, I can't move, what kind of play is this? Riding the earth to such an embarrassment, playing Yangge, I'm afraid it is unprecedented in the history of the earth, the first time, a big joke, too obscure: "Li Bing, I don't take revenge, not for Longjun!" Ao Wei, didn't you run away on the soil? Why are you still chattering down there?" Li Bing asked. "You dug a pit at my entry point, and broke my escape, and the earth escape will not be able to drive away. "Ao Wei complained under the pit.

"You're driving a crooked land. Li Bing was sarcastic. Obviously, you broke my escape and flashed the strength of this king's waist, and you are still talking about it there. Ao Wei blamed Li Taishou for the reason why the soil could not escape. "I don't care so much. Li Bingheng said this deliberately.

From the ground, Ao Yi cried and mourned: "Lord County Guard, even if Xiaolong I beg you to open the net, put away the hoe, stop digging, spare my life, adults are my reborn parents." ”

Li Bing said solemnly: "Being your reborn parent has no practical significance. "It means digging deeper.

Ao Yi continued to say in the ground: "Be my reborn parents, will live in the Dragon Court, serve a golden bowl, sleep on a golden bed, use red coral chopsticks, serve a large group, and enjoy endless glory and wealth, how can it be of no practical significance?" It's a pity that you are a scourge of the common people, and as your reborn parent, wouldn't you be scolded by others for being an old sinner by pointing at Li Bing's backbone, and becoming a historical sinner who is pointed out by thousands of people and spurned by thousands of people, so I won't do anything. I'm going to keep digging. Li Bing sneered.

The reverse dragon blew angrily: "You are really an old evil obstacle who doesn't know what to do." ”

"If you dare to scold me, my hoe will chase you in the direction of escape, and see where you are fleeing!"

Ao Shun knew that Li Bing was holding a divine hoe in his hand and should not be underestimated, so he had to put down his body again and beg for mercy and said, "Lord Li, my lord, I take back the disrespectful words just now. Adults don't care about villains, please, as long as you don't dig anymore. It's easy to say anything. ”

Li Bing stopped the hoe, held the hoe in his hand, stared at the underground target, and asked very leisurely: "Do you accept it now, or do you not accept it?"

The reverse dragon bypassed the topic underground and said, "Then let me ask you first, how many other changes do you have? You have more changes than me, I will take it, otherwise." Kill me, and I won't accept it. "Ao Rebellion's mouth stinks.

Li Bing's attitude was very resolute: "The state secret of the Great Qin Empire. No comment. ”

Reverse Long couldn't figure it out and asked, "What kind of state secret is this?"

Li Bing sarcastically mocked him: "You are the brain flower of the worm, how can you understand national affairs?"

The reverse dragon was so angry that he blew his beard and glared at the dragon's eyes in the ground: "Li family child, you are too strong to bully the dragon, this king will definitely not spare you!"

Li Bing also decided to be angry with him again: "The dragon is originally a worm." ”

The reverse dragon had no choice but to admit that he was unlucky: "I won't fight for you for the time being, let me ask you how many changes there are? How did your transformation become a state secret, and who are you fooling?"

Li Bing said in a playful tone against the dragon: "Excuse me, am I the Taishou of Shu County?"

The reverse dragon had no choice but to reply, "Yes." I don't deny it. ”

Li Bing asked very solemnly: "Shu County Taishou, is it the feudal official of the Great Qin Empire?"

The reverse dragon had no choice but to reply: 'Yes, I don't deny it'

'The feudal official of the Great Qin Empire. Is it a national cadre at the ministerial and provincial levels?"

The reverse dragon had no choice but to reply: "Yes, I don't deny it." ”

"Do the state's senior cadres want to safeguard the country's highest interests?" Li Bing asked.

Ao Wei did not immediately answer this question. He sensed that this was a sensitive question, and it was difficult to answer. It took a long time for Ao Yi to emerge from the ground with three words: "I don't know." “

Li Bing said with a righteous attitude: "It doesn't matter if you don't know. I'll tell you. Is it a state secret how much strength a high-ranking state cadre has against the enemy?"

The reverse dragon had no choice but to reply awkwardly: "Yes, I don't deny it." ”

"In order to safeguard the supreme interests of the state, state secrets in the possession of senior state cadres must not be leaked, and this is a discipline that must be observed. “

Ao Wei had no choice but to reply in a hesitant manner: "Yes, I don't deny it. “

Li Bing said: "That's a fart." ”

The reverse dragon sighed underground: "Li family child, I was tricked by you." ”

Li Bing said: "It's not to fool you, it's true." ”

Ao Yi said ruthlessly underground: "Li family child, don't think that Long Jun is really 'running out of ammunition'!" I know you're still a thief!" Li Bing said.

At this time, the underground suddenly roared: "I'm out of the way!" Then a puff of green smoke came out and soared into the sky.

I saw the reverse dragon standing in the clouds, shouting wildly: "Li, don't be crazy, this king still has a lot of tricks, you wait!

Li Bing said lightly: "Please." ”

The reverse dragon was very proud in the clouds: "I can go down to the Dragon Palace, and I can go up to the Moon Palace, can you?"

Li Bing teased: "Try it." ”

Ao Wei still despised Li Bing a little, and said solemnly: "Try it? This is not a child's play, playing, and real." I advise you not to be hard, if you can't do it, you can't do it, you have to face the reality of Yan Yijun, and you have to admit defeat. ”

Li Bing said: "Master didn't teach me a lot of skills, but in the nine days to catch the moon and play the dragon in the five oceans, I had a good time." ”

Reverse Dragon said: "Ahh ”

Li Bing ridiculed the dragon and said, "I know, you want to take this opportunity to show off your little pitiful transformation in front of beautiful women." ”

Li Bing's words hit the itch of the reverse dragon, and his thick old face also turned red: "What's the matter, what man doesn't love beautiful women?"

Li Bing said: "You really don't eat well, you think well, and you want to sell in front of Chang'e.

Having said this, it inadvertently activated Ao Wei's inspiration. He thought, since money can't beat this iron-faced and ruthless Li Taishou, what about in front of the beauty? Ao Shun knows that any steel man is vulnerable to water tofu in front of the beauty, and the so-called hero can't pass the threshold of beauty. I don't believe that this Li Bing has special functions and is born with anti-feminine immunity. It would be nice if he was also a puddle of mud under the temptation of beauty, and everything would be easier to do, and there would be no nitrate smoke in the world from now on. Ao Shun decided to play the card of Chang'e: "Lord Taishou, I know that you have a lot of opportunities, your heart is anxious, and there is one less person around you who brings tea and water, rubs your back and rubs your legs, what do you think of Chang'e? ”

Li Bing showed a very cold look: "Oh, I can't see that you have this kind of ability?"

Ao Yi saw that Li Bing was tempted, and secretly happy: "Other people don't dare to say it, but Li Taishou and the widow decided to dare to guarantee the ticket, no problem." ”

But Li Bing didn't believe it: "Ao Wei, your bubble is blowing too big, it's going to burst!" It won't explode, and the widow has a basis. Ao Yi said very surely.

Li Bing was surprised: "Huh, do you still have a basis? What is the basis, whether it is reliable or not, let's hear it." “

Ao Yi said with confidence: "Lord Taishou, think about it, Chang'e is young and beautiful, just in the prime of life, and the Guanghan Palace is deserted and lonely, there is only a grassroots Wu Gang who doesn't understand the joy of life, doesn't Chang'e hurt the spring?

Li Bing's face suddenly sank, and he said sharply: "Ao Shun, you dig a beauty trap and ask me to jump, you dream!"

Ao Wei saw the sudden change in the wind and clouds, so the dragon eye operated, three circles on the left and three circles on the right, and said very much: "The widow originally had a good intention, since you don't know how to lift, don't talk about it, it's right to come to the Moon Palace with me!"

Li Bing said: "Come on." Before he finished speaking, the Condor had rushed to the clouds.

The reverse dragon immediately turned into a puff of black smoke and ran away.