In the second and second rounds, Jiang Ziya opened the museum, and the people beat them together

Let's say that Jiang Ziya, a bad thing, decided to make a big deal under the prodding of Ma's, and the husband and wife packed up their furniture and went straight to this song city - kbook update

Jiang Ziya's four bodies are not diligent and the grains are not distinguished, except for those Taoism learned in West Kunlun, other things will not, the husband and wife discussed it on the way, and felt that it should not be wrong to calculate a hexagram.

Although Ma Shi couldn't wait for her husband to hurry to the court to find the king of Shang to ask for an official, so as to fulfill her dream of being a prime minister's wife, he was also angry when he saw Jiang Ziya wanting to tell a hexagram, but he had no choice but to follow him.

The husband and wife came to this song city, transferred to Nanshi, carried their furniture, and looked at the crowd, Jiang Ziya was in trouble.

"Good wife, it's not bad to find a place to settle down first. Jiang Ziya said with a smile.

Ma was tired and hungry from walking, and nodded.

The two walked all the way and asked, wanting to find a restaurant to rent, but they saw that they were rubbing shoulders with each other in the song city, where was there any suitable place, either it was expensive or it was not in line with Ma's wishes, so they went back and forth and turned to a street.

Mother-in-law, this street is really fragrant, and people kowtow everywhere to worship, Jiang Ziya was overjoyed: The trade is coming, I can't imagine that there are so many believers in this place, wouldn't it be good to put the restaurant in this place?

Walking over, I saw a restaurant from a distance, it was really good, although the yard was not big, it was extremely elegant, Jiang Ziya came closer, looked up, and gasped.

"Rub it! Who wrote this couplet, it's too fucking bull fork!" Ziya held his head high and read the couplet word by word.

I saw this couplet written: Count your father, count your mother, count your whole family!

The following couplet reads: Count your wealth, count your luck, count your future!

The horizontal plaque, the four words of the big bucket: ten taels and one hexagram!

"I didn't expect someone to grab my head in front of me, it's really not good!" Jiang Ziya wanted to leave, but saw that the gate was closed, and some cobwebs fell on it, as if no one had lived for a long time.

"It must be that this trick can't work, so it's okay to close the door and stop cooking. Jiang Ziya was delighted, dragged a few people from the side, and asked, "Little brothers, I don't know who is the owner of this restaurant?"

Those boys, all of whom were scoundrels on the street, looked at Jiang Ziya's robe, and then looked at Ma Shi in the back, and they all snickered secretly.

"Big brother, this person must be a fool, deceive him, it's not bad to get a few taels of silver. ”

"Yes, yes. Just in the evening for a drink!"

Several bastards discussed, and the first one said, "This person, what are you asking about this restaurant?"

Jiang Ziya said with a smile: "It's not a secret, the poor Dao West Kunlun expounds the cultivators, and comes to purify all sentient beings. ”

"Pu your mother, don't come to that vain head, hurry up and say, the master still has something!"

"Oh, I want to rent it and open a hexagram museum!"

"Rub it! Just say no! You still purify all sentient beings! Your mother!" The bastard at the head straightened his stomach and said, "This restaurant belongs to my family!"

"It turned out to be the owner, this is good, this is good, I don't know what the owner is offering?" Jiang Ziya said with a smile.

"Ten taels!" the bastard shook his palm.

"It's expensive, right?" Jiang Ziya heard ten taels, and it was also painful, how could he have so much money on hand.

"If you want to be too expensive, get out of here! I tell you, this place has good feng shui, several Taoists asked me, and someone will come to see the place later." I look at you pitiful, it's not easy for the old couple. ”

Jiang Ziya wanted to bargain, but Ma was already tired later, and when he glared, Ziya was helpless, so he had to take out ten taels of silver from his pocket and hand it to the bastard.

The bastard took it and smiled.

"Boss, I'm going to move in?" Jiang Ziya said with a smile.

"Let's move, hurry. The bastard laughed and ran away with a bunch of brothers. ...,

Jiang Ziya turned around, took Ma Shi to the front of the restaurant, kicked open the door, and walked in.

The husband and wife put away the furniture and were about to clean it up, when they suddenly heard a shout outside: "Oh no! Oh no! A wild man who doesn't know where he came from dared to occupy Wong Tai Sin's restaurant!"

"It's really fake! I'm fucking it! Wong Tai Sin is long to us and is better than Taishan! Who the hell ate the leopard gall! Wife, bring me that pig-killing knife!"

"Rub it! Dare to touch the place where Wong Tai Sin grows! Isn't this wrong with the people in our southern city! it, you bring me the whip that beats the bull and whip him to death!"

"That, Liu San! Liu San, you came just in time! There is a Taoist who occupies the Huang Xian Chang's restaurant!"

"Ah!?bold!, take off my clothes!?"

"Big brother, why are you undressing!?"

"I'm afraid I'll be splashed with blood!"

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Jiang Ziya listened to the words outside, felt bad, and hurriedly came to the door, and was stunned.

But outside the door, countless ordinary people came around, some with rolling pins, some with kitchen knives, and some with bench noodles, all with tiger eyes, as if they had been dug up the ancestral grave.

Standing at the front of the crowd was a big black man like an iron tower, with a fist as big as a fight, and a large wooden stick the size of a bucket in his hand.

Jiang Ziya had never seen this formation, and he was so frightened that the chrysanthemum tightened, and hurriedly laughed and said: "Fellow villagers, how is this?"

"How!?How about your mother!" The big black man picked up Jiang Ziya, and spit Xingzi sprayed Ziya's face: "I am your mother! What a dog's guts, this dynasty song, even the old lady Wen of the dynasty did not dare to break this restaurant!?

When Ziya heard this, he was confused, what is this?

Ladies and gentlemen, the restaurant that Jiang Ziya fancied was the place where Huang Shiren told fortunes back then. Lao Huang was regarded as a god by the people of Chaoge, and later became a national teacher, and he did something that was respected by the people, and this restaurant has become a holy miracle.

Jiang Ziya is good, he opened the door directly and went in to occupy it, how can hundreds of people not be annoyed!

The big black man with his teeth is none other than Liu San.

Liu San was so by Huang Shiren, and now he has changed his mind and face, and has become unhappy in the south of Chaoge City, everyone respects him, Huang Shiren is in his eyes, that is the reborn parents, and there is no place to find filial piety all day long, and today can be regarded as an opportunity.

"This hero, I rented this restaurant for ten taels of silver just now!" Jiang Ziya said.

"Rented! Your mother's age doesn't blush when she lies! You don't even inquire about this place, can anyone rent this place!"

"I'm really renting!"

"Die!" Liu San threw the ginger tooth into the street with one arm, and shouted: "Fellow villagers, Huang Daxian has a great kindness to us, this product has done such a good thing, he doesn't take Huang Xianchang in his eyes, he doesn't take us in his eyes, and beat me to death!"

"Kill this ***!"

"Beat him to death!"

"Stick his nostrils!"

"Kick his dick!"

"Where's my kitchen knife!"

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Hundreds of people flocked up, fists and feet were added, Jiang Ziya was pressed to the ground, I don't know how many times he was hit on his body and face, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and his face was full of blood.

"I'm an immortal cultivator!

"Fuck you! You still cultivate immortals, Lao Tzu repaired your goods first!"

"I'm a very immortal!

"Rub it, shameless, if you know how to calculate, why can't you count yourself being K today?! Guys, tear his mouth!"...,

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These countless people, countless fists and feet, how can Jiang Ziya survive, seeing that he is about to die, Jiang Ziya is so angry that he can't care a lot, and he opens his mouth to spew out the three flavors of real fire!

This fire is more than the fire, and it burns so that a bunch of people hula dodge away, screaming and screaming.

"Rub, who beat me just now!Who!Come out!Come out!" Jiang Ziya got up from the ground, the robe on his body had already been torn clean, and he was naked, leaving only a pair of underwear.

At that time, the bottoms were wrapped in a piece of cloth, and a rope was tied on the crotch, which was not tight, and the younger brother under the crotch was already exposed.

This posture, how can there be any immortal majesty, which makes the people around him laugh to death.

"Your mother! I Jiang Shang, Nai Xi Kunlun Immortals, you scoundrels, how do you know my methods!" Jiang Ziya sprayed another three-flavor real fire, so frightened that the people didn't dare to come closer.

That Liu San, but he is a master who is not afraid of death, seeing that Jiang Ziya does have a hand, he walked up and looked up and down: "You are really an immortal?"

"It's like a fake!" Jiang Ziya patted his shriveled chest.

"And what will you do?"

"I know five hundred years before, five hundred years later!" Jiang Ziya said loudly.

Liu San smiled, walked over, and pointed to himself: "Then you calculate my fortune today." ”

Jiang Ziya pinched his fingers and frowned: "It's not good, you have a bloody disaster today!"

was about to say more, but he saw that Liu Sanwei screamed, and his big fist opened with a loud bang, and it hit Jiang Ziya in the face.

It's really March when peach blossoms bloom everywhere, and blood sprays a foot high!

Jiang Ziya screamed and flew away!

"Your mother! Sure enough, you are a shameless person, and you dare to imitate the famous words of Huang Daxian people! Rub! You old ghost, begging to be beaten!" Liu San played this circle, and he was still angry, and he was about to fight with his fist, but he heard a shout in his ears.

"Stop it!"

This shout, the sound shook the sky, it was Liu San, and he also obediently guarded his hands.

turned his face, but saw a group of people and horses coming under the pretext, all of them were elite soldiers of big merchants, and there was a five-colored sacred cow in the middle, and a general was sitting on the sacred cow, holding a golden chisel and a reed pestle in his hand, which was really majestic.

"See King Wucheng!" The people recognized it as Huang Feihu, the king of Wucheng in Dashang Town, and knelt down one after another.

"In broad daylight, you actually commit murder on the street, but there is a king's law!?" Huang Feihu looked at Liu San and shouted.

"King Wu Cheng, this old thing actually occupies Huang Daxian Chang's restaurant, we can't see it, so we make a move!" Liu San pointed to Jiang Ziya and said.

"People with such guts! Rub, you cut out of the way, I'll smash the pestle first!" Huang Feihu was furious when he heard this!

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