It's dawn.

Jiang Ziya opened his eyes painfully, and found himself lying on the ground naked, in pain, his body was really red and blue, and there was no good skin color.

Looking back at the bed, Ma put out a huge "big" son, snoring, drooling, pockmarked on his face, pockmarked on his face, pockmarked on top of pockmarks, laughing from time to time, with a satisfied face.

Jiang Ziya trembled and got up from the ground, and found that the immortal power in his body was so weak that he was on the verge of collapse.

"Your mother! Twenty-eight times a night, I am a Da Luo True Immortal, and I can't bear it! This woman, where is a woman's family, she is clearly a tiger who eats people and does not spit out bones!" Jiang Ziya's legs were weak, his eyes were full of Venus, he tiptoed to put on his clothes, and was about to slip out when he walked to the door, but he felt a cold on his neck, and he was strangled by Ma's arm.

"Xianggong, what are you going to do?"

"Huh. Jiang Ziya smiled and said, "Isn't it cold this day, I'll go out and prepare a meal for you." ”

"It's a bastard, it's just a cloud. Xianggong, people still want it!"

When Jiang Ziya heard this, the chrysanthemum tightened and cried bitterly.

"Lady, twenty-eight times last night, I'm tired. ”

"Jiang Ziya, you have to be hard by the old lady!?If you want the old lady to be hard on the bow!?Give me a dead bed!"

"Obey the order, obey the husband's order!" Jiang Ziya returned to the bed with a sigh, closed his eyes, and lay down in pain.

"Ahahahaha, ahahahaha! Xianggong, I love you so much!"

......

In the garden, the early boy was cleaning the fallen leaves, and he heard the door of the new house slam out, and a figure flew out, it was the Jiang Ziya, naked, his eyes were black, and he was miserable.

"Master Jiang. You're ......."

"Jiang Ziya, let the old lady die in!"

"Lady. I can't do it! I really can't do it! You let me go, if I continue like this, I really won't be able to protect my body!" Jiang Ziya cried.

"It's still true!? The old lady's real body has been taken away by you! You have to return it too!" I saw that in the cave room, Ma was wearing a small robe. Rushed out and twisted Jiang Ziya's ears.

"Little brother, save me!" Jiang Ziya looked at the little guy, the ghost cried wolf, and was dragged into the house.

Smack. The broom in the little guy's hand fell to the ground. The mouth opened widely: "My mother! No wonder my father said that women are tigers, and sure enough!"

Without further ado, since this Jiang Ziya got married, it is really better to live than to die, so Ma wants it every day. I want it every night, and in less than a few days, I squeeze Jiang Ziya into a human shape. Withered one.

this day. Jiang Ziya sat alone in the back garden, looking at the burning clouds in the sky, and sighed mournfully.

I shouldn't have gone down the mountain! Kunlun Mountain is so good. All day long, he fetched water and firewood, and Xiuxian asked, how good it is! Just let me go down the mountain to seal what kind of god! Marry this woman. Such a bastard, I retreated in order to release water, when will I be able to get the fruit of the Dao!?

Drink the bar, or drink the bar. Get drunk, and it's fine.

Jiang Ziya carried the wine jar and drank it open.

I was drunk all day long, and naturally I didn't ask about any god-like birds, so after a few days, Ma was not happy.

That Wong Tai Sin said that the person I married was the life of a prime minister! But this thing only drinks all day long, and he doesn't go out to do big things, how can he become a prime minister! No, I have to be a virtuous helper.

On this day, Ma called Jiang Ziya and Song Yiren to the courtyard and said to Song Yiren: "Brother Yiren, I invited you in today and wanted to say something." ”

"Sister, just say it. Song Yiren nodded.

"Xianggong, you are a man, a man has to do big things, even if you can't do big things, you have to do a good job, don't you, you can't eat and drink for nothing here with Brother Yiren?" ...,

"Sister is really a virtuous helper!" Song Yiren gave a thumbs up over there.

These days, these two people eat and live in the Song Mansion, eating and drinking for nothing, spending a lot, and the Ma family is a broom star, which makes the entire Songjiazhuang die again and again, and the black smoke is miasma, and Song Yiren has long wished that this pair of living treasures would get out of here.

"That's what the good wife said. Ma Shi's words, Jiang Ziya didn't dare not listen, so he had to nod.

"Let me ask you, what will you do?" said Marsh.

Jiang Ziya was stunned by the question.

"Good wife, I learned to cultivate immortals in Kunlun and asked, but mortals don't know how to do anything, but the craftsmanship of the craftsman is some. ”

"Then do it!" said Math.

Jiang Ziya swallowed his anger, cut some bamboo, made a load of bamboo baskets or something, and jumped out to sell.

Ma is a broom star, and he has already contaminated Jiang Ziya with a lot of bad luck in that body, Jiang Ziya picked up the grate, walked out for sixty or seventy miles, and his shoulders were swollen, and no one bought it.

People in all directions know that Jiang Ziya married Ma, for fear of causing bad luck, who bought him?

When I came back, I was inevitably scolded by Ma.

That Song Yiren looked at Jiang Ziya like that, and he also felt pitiful, in the end, he was a righteous brother, so he had to come over to play a round, saying that he had noodles in his warehouse, so it was better to pick them out and sell them.

On the second day, Jiang Ziya picked this side out again, and when he arrived outside the gate of Chaoge City, no one came to buy it after waiting for a long time, and he was about to collect the stall and go home, but he saw someone coming over, grabbed out a penny, and wanted to buy noodles.

Jiang Ziya is so angry, damn, a penny, a handful of noodles is not enough, what to buy?

was about to weigh the face, but saw countless soldiers pouring out, it turned out to be Huang Feihu, the king of Wucheng, out of the exercise, the soldiers and horses rushed by, the horse stepped on the noodle stall, and guessed this side in the air!

Jiang Ziya went back to Songjiazhuang with both hands, Ma met him, saw that his basket was empty, thought it was sold, and when he asked, Jiang Ziya had to tell the truth.

"Seeing that I'm about to sell, I don't want King Wucheng to fuck and step on my noodles! I'm so tired that I have no face, it's all you and the slut, just let me do these bullshit things" Jiang Ziya said loudly.

"Hey, you're useless, but you're complaining about me!? What a rice bucket hanger, something that doesn't work!" When Ma Shi heard this, he was furious, grabbed Jiang Ziya's clothes and beat them randomly.

Ziya was also annoyed, fists and feet were opposed, and the two of them were entangled together and beat each other indiscriminately.

Over there, Song Yiren came over, saw this situation, was frightened, pulled away, and listened to Jiang Ziya finish talking about this, and also smiled bitterly.

It's really a broom star, and I can't do anything.

Song Yiren persuaded him, said Ma Shi back, and pulled Jiang Ziya to drink.

The two came to the backyard, moved away from the banquet, drank it, and got drunk, Jiang Ziya pointed to a large open space in the backyard, pinched his fingers, and said to Song Yidao: "Brother, why don't you build a five-room building in this vacant land?" If it is built, it will be extremely rich!"

When Song Yiren heard this, he was surprised: "Brother Xian, why do you want to build a five-room building?"

Jiang Ziya laughed and said: "If there are five buildings here, there are thirty-six jade belts according to feng shui, countless gold and silver, and ten generations of wealth!"

"Brother Xian knows Feng Shui?"

"That's a bastard! I, Jiang Shangnai, is a West Kunlun immortal, just feng shui, what is it?" Jiang Shang said loudly.

When Song Yiren heard this, he was also happy, but he sighed again, and said: "Brother Xian doesn't know, in this place, I also want to build a building, but I can build it seven or eight times, and I saw that the building was completed, but I made a fire for no reason, burned it clean, and then I didn't toss." ”

"Oh, is there such a thing?" Jiang Ziya pinched his fingers again, laughed, and said: "Brother, even if you build it this time, I have a way! On the day of the beam, you just entertain the craftsmen, and I will not let you down!"

"That's good!" Song Yiren was very happy when he heard this. ...,

Song Yiren relied on Jiang Ziya's words and summoned craftsmen to build a building. Without further ado, seeing the days of the beam, Yiren led the craftsman to carry the beam frame, and was about to go to the beam, but saw Jiang Ziya wearing a robe, wearing a Taoist robe, and holding a peach wood sword to the front of the building to do it, which looked strange.

Yiren was about to go up to ask what was going on, but he heard a shout from the little guy next to him: "Mother, it's not good, it's on fire!"

When I turned my face, I saw a boundless fire, flying sand and stones.

This is a great fire! There are poems to prove it, but see: the wind is fierce, the evil fire is flying, the smoke is hazy in the black mist, and the fire is full of red light. The face is divided into five colors, red, white, black, purple, and blue-yellow; The wind swept away the fire, and suddenly the golden snake walked on the ten thousand roads; the fire surrounded the smoke, and the black clouds fell a thousand times. The mountains are red and the soil is red, and everything collapses in time, the ground is black and the sky is yellow, and thousands of doors will fall down in a while. It is the demonic atmosphere that rushes into the sky, and the light shows that the monster of Longgang is fierce.

Over there, Jiang Ziya had already seen that in the firelight, there were five elves who were making trouble, sneered, put on his sword, and used the ability of Da Luo True Immortal, and shouted, "Evil obstacles, don't die yet!"

With that, the long sword in his hand flew into a rainbow, thundering, knocking the five monsters to the ground.

"Immortals, spare your life!" The five monsters, who are earth and fire elves, where is Jiang Ziya's opponent, knelt on the ground, begging for mercy.

Jiang Ziya looked at these five elves, he wanted to kill something, and thought that he would definitely be able to have some helpers if he did big things in the future, so he said: "It's not easy to remember that you are waiting for immortal cultivation, and you haven't done anything that hurts the heavens and reason, so let's spare it for the time being, follow me in the future and be a servant, how about it?"

"Dare not obey orders!?" the five elves hurriedly fell to the ground.

Song Yiren built a high-rise building, and saw Jiang Ziya's ability again, and he was also overjoyed, and he worshiped the banquet and entertained him.

Jiang Ziya returned to the room triumphantly, and was already dragged over by Ma.

Jiang Ziya's hand, Ma also saw it really.

This old man, I think I'm a wreck on weekdays, but I can't imagine that I really have some skills, and I want to inspire it!

Ma Shi was bent on letting Jiang Ziya do big things, and said with a smile: "Xianggong, since you have such ability, why do you want to settle down here with Song Yiren, I also have some dowry, why don't you and I go to open a museum in the song city, you have a skill, why worry about not doing big things!?"

Jiang Ziya heard Ma's words, and also felt reasonable, he went down the mountain to become a god, and he couldn't mess around with Song Yiren here for a lifetime, right? !

"That's what the lady said!"

On the second day, the husband and wife told Song Yiren about this idea, and regardless of whether Song Yiren agreed or not, they collected the furniture and went straight to Chaoge City.

Unexpectedly, such a thing would lead to a big deal.

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