As the proverb goes: A true gentleman who is undefeated by slander, and a boy who is crazy about beauty and sex

The rooster reports the dawn, the glow is faint, the stars are flickering, the fragrant wind is pervasive, the Tianhe Street is full of lights, the dragon and phoenix are circling in the Tianlai Square, the heavenly palaces go straight into the sky, a column of treasure halls are surrounded by auspicious clouds, the spring is high and refreshing, and the birds are facing the phoenix. On the third day of the third month of the lunar calendar, it is the auspicious birthday of the Queen Mother of the West of Yaochi. In the south chamber of Yaochi, the Queen Mother opened up a magical "self-reserved land" ------ Pan Tao Orchard, in which 3,600 peach trees were born. There are 1,200 plants in front, the flowers are small and the fruits are small, they are ripe for three thousand years, and they can become immortals after eating, and their body is light. In the middle of 1,200 plants, the layer of flowers is sweet, six thousand years of ripeness, eat the xiaju soaring, immortal. The back of 1,200 plants, purple veined nucleus, nine thousand years of ripe, eaten with heaven and earth with longevity, said the moon with Geng. Because of the different maturity periods and different mechanisms, the queen mother chose those that were ripe once in 3,000 years and gave them to relatives, friends, and subordinate maids. and the nine thousand years of ripeness, into the three Qing, six royal, five directions and five elders and other heavenly realm of high morality. Leaving only these 6,000 years of ripeness, with the elixir and jade liquid, the Buddha of the West Heaven, the Bodhisattva, the Holy Monk, the Arhat, the South Antarctic Guanyin, the East Chong'en Holy Emperor, the Ten Continents and the Three Islands Immortals, the North Pole Xuanling, the Central Yellow Pole Yellow Horn Immortal. Five Dou Xingjun, the upper eight caves of the three Qing, the four emperors, Taiyi Tianxian and other people, the middle eight caves of the Jade Emperor, the nine bases, the Haiyue immortals, the lower eight caves of the Netherworld Sect Master, the world of the immortals. All palaces and halls revere gods, regardless of age and surname, and all go to the meeting together. The grand event once in 6,000 years, the cause of each other, the male and female immortals, running to tell each other, the scale is large, the momentum is extraordinary, the culture is set up, the economy sings, when the whole world celebrates, the grace of the monarch is vast.

Canopy wakes up early, bathes and changes. Under his command, the five personal adjutants ran like the wind, running like the wind, dressing up, changing clothes, sweating profusely, looking at the mirror 360 degrees repeatedly, and could not find a single flaw. Tianpeng felt a little satisfied. He also ordered the third lieutenant to take out the special birthday gift for the Queen Mother's birthday from the safe and carefully put it in the treasure box. This special birthday gift is a portrait of the Queen Mother made of "Tianhe Dragon Whisker" dyed and embroidered, and the photo frame is made of "Tianhe Topaz" and decorated with the pattern of "Hundred Birds and Phoenix", which is luxurious and elegant, lifelike. The Tianhe dragon clan has a long beard on the lips, which is more than a foot long, and the old beard fades every spring and grows a new beard. Tianpeng is a careful person, thinking that this dragon beard is flexible and shiny, and it is a pity to abandon it, so he instructed the dragon king to collect some for him for the time being, and said that he will have his own reuse in the future. The hard work paid off, after he found out that there were monks in the West who were good at embroidering portraits with hair, he was overjoyed, and spared no expense, begging the monks to embroider this portrait with dragon whiskers, which is also considered waste and different. Fifty thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum and fifty thousand-year-old ginseng were sealed, and I was afraid that there would be a leak, so I personally checked it again, and finally put my mind at ease, sitting on the tiger skin chair with my buttocks, panting.

Nowadays, it seems that everything has changed, the invitations are continuous, the "gifts" are not stopped, and the "rising tide lifts all boats". The affection is heavier, and the more important the courtesy. "Courtesy and affection" can only be a good memory. Because the Heavenly Palace has made great progress over the years, the concept of big and small immortals has undergone earth-shaking changes. Cultivating and doing nothing, becoming nothing, drilling camps, pits, abduction, and deception can be 10,000 taels of gold. "Gift-giving" pays attention to comparison, and gifts pay attention to "the right way". Based on this, each large and small yamen has its own "public relations department", and specific problems are dealt with on a case-by-case basis.

When the official becomes bigger, "courtesy exchanges" have become an important part of life. Resources are transferred to high places, buckets of water leak from low places, and any copper plate has its outlet, and if it is used well, it may have the effect of "turning decay into magic". This is a "lazy" investment, a "slow-acting" drug, a "killer" weapons stockpile. Don't think that someone is not your own supervisor and ignore the emotional investment, don't think that someone is a pawn of a trafficker and ignore it, don't think that they are cats, dogs, fish and crabs can be bullied at will, don't think that these are flowers and vines can be allowed to climb and fold, cultivate virtue in the subtleties, get married in ordinary times, don't get carried away in the proud season, and avoid losing your soul in rampant dreams.

The canopy has a rough appearance, but the heart is extremely detailed. All the invitations received, whether signed by the Three Qing Dynasty, the Six Emperors, or sent by relatives and friends, he carefully treasured them in the brocade box, and looked through them in his spare time, and reveled in the feeling that as a witness to history, these are cultural relics that cannot be copied for future generations.

Yaochi Treasure Pavilion, magnificent and elegant, fragrant, colorful. Yaotai paves color knots, and the treasure pavilion is scattered. The phoenix soars in an ethereal shape, and the shadow of the golden flower and jade calyx rises and falls. On the color floor, hang a splendid banner, write eight large characters in cursive font, the dragon flies and the phoenix dances, the ancient is wonderful, but it is the handwriting of Tianquan Palace Wenqu Xingjun: "The prosperous birthday, the peach wins." "The entrance hall is full of jade trees and flowers, bees fly and butterflies dance, the fragrance of flowers is pervasive, colorful and colorful, thousands of purples and thousands of reds. What attracted the attention of the fairies the most was that Dong Yong, the beloved son-in-law of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, who had always been low-key, made a shocking appearance and served as the "welcome ambassador" of the victory with a brilliant "appearance". The young man's lupine scarf, purple robe and jade belt, full of spring breeze, was full of energy, and greeted the gods and goddesses who went to the meeting with great enthusiasm. Seven princesses shuttled between the guests in a graceful and luxurious manner.

The canopy descended on the cloud head and descended in the foyer of the treasure pavilion. The officer on duty checked the invitation card and shouted loudly: "Marshal Tianpeng has arrived!" Tianpeng stroked his beard and walked in proudly. Dong Yong shouted when he saw it, hurriedly greeted him, bowed his hand, and greeted: "The marshal is coming, there is a long way to welcome, please beg for forgiveness! A certain is the Tianba star Dong Yong, on behalf of the two old men of Taishan and Taishui, to welcome the marshal to the victory meeting in person. ”

Tianpeng returned the salute with his fists, looked Dong Yong up and down, and laughed loudly: "It's better to see than to hear, the horse is saying today that he is fulfilling the position of 'welcome ambassador', and he has another chance to show off in front of his mother-in-law!"

Dong Yong's foundation is still shallow, and he is not used to the hypocritical tricks of officialdom, thinking that Tianpeng is really mocking him, he can't help but redden, and his speech is a little stuttering: "Marshal--- just kidding, kill the little brother." The little brother is just a legend, not worth mentioning. ”

One sentence made Tianpeng realize that he had lost his words, these times he and Dong Yong drank and talked happily, knowing that Dong Yong was loyal and honest, not good at leaving and right, not liking to talk about it, not good at joking, and was really a "chick", and he was secretly ashamed in his heart: A good seedling, but don't be in the bloody rain of the Heavenly Palace, it will be destroyed and scattered! Thinking about this, he can't bear to tease anymore, how to say that this is also his close friend, so he said goodbye hastily and went to the hall of the treasure pavilion.

In the middle of the hall, the old dragon bell and the kind queen mother sat on the throne, chatting with the old man of the Tushi Palace. When she looked up and saw the canopy coming in, she motioned to the maid to help her up, and raised her hand to greet her. Seeing this, Tianpeng hurriedly ran a few steps and bowed down to salute, because this was a private banquet, and there was no need to make a big gift to the monarch and ministers. The salute sang a happy song: "The Queen Mother's Christmas is the same as the sky." The unicorn announces the good news, and the dragon and the phoenix dance together. The wind is refreshing, and the clouds are steaming. Auspicious and lucky. After singing, he presented his birthday gift hands to the queen mother.

When the queen mother saw the birthday ceremony, especially the portrait, she smiled happily and said angrily: "It's just an ordinary life, the marshal is so expensive, and the old body is very uneasy!"

Tianpeng said: "The birth of the queen mother is the festival of our heavenly palace. The health of the Queen Mother is the wish of all the immortals in our Heavenly Palace. He said 'breaking the fee', which made the little god embarrassed. ”

Taishang Laojun on the side hahaha: "It's all my own family, what a big deal, if you are too modest, you will be born, right? ”

Tianpeng said: "After that, I still hope that the queen mother will look down, and the little god will retire!" Tianpeng bowed back interestingly, looked around, found his seat in the hall, sat down lazily, it was still early before the ceremony, and he didn't want to wander around, looking for colleagues to talk about the old and the old, watching the treasures, Suo closed his eyes, and recuperated with peace of mind. The subordinate has been led by the maid to the side room to rest.

This birthday ceremony is obviously much more lively than the previous ones, first the host Golden Boy and Jade Girl put on heavy makeup, and stepped on the soothing rhythm of the music of "Bless the Queen Mother and the Sky for Life". As soon as these two appeared, the immortals and the congregation had a number in their hearts. It turns out that the "unspoken rules" of the Heavenly Palace, the top ceremony of Dafan, are presided over by the golden boy and the jade girl. The two are the "gold medal hosts" cast by Tiangong, who are well known in the world, and their hosting style is well-known. Sure enough, the golden boy and girl lived up to expectations, and after coming on the field, her mouth was like a river, her witty words were full of beads, she shook the "burden", said "jokes", and interjected jokes, which caused the audience to laugh constantly. The procedure is also remarkable, one is that the seven princesses take turns to celebrate the birthday of the old mother. The second is that the new aunt and "Tianba Star" Dong Yong bowed to his mother-in-law. The third is that the lucky star prays for the queen mother. Fourth, Lu Xing added Lu to the Queen Mother. Fifth, the birthday star gave birthday to the queen mother. Sixth, the god sings for the Queen Mother. Seventh, the God of Wealth distributes wealth to the Queen Mother. The most joyful thing about Tianpeng is that the finale program is the solo dance of Fairy Chang'e "Golden Phoenix Birthday Greeting". Seeing the dancing posture, there are thousands of postures, which makes the gods who go to the meeting eye-opening and breathtaking. The audience is drunk, and the dancer is like an idiot, but when I see Chang'e, "the makeup is in the song fan, the loose clothes are fragrant in the dance style, the beads are in the Luo Yuan, and the golden cui cup is passed on the plain hands"; Dan lip row plain teeth, emerald hair moth eyebrows, single shirt apricot red, double sideburns crow baby color";" Turning around and taking steps, it is just like a willow shaking flower and smiling at Chuyan". The canopy got carried away, and he didn't know where he was for a while, he should be elegant and vulgar, and he shouted "wonderful", and his hands were red. Marshal Tianyou, who was sitting on the right, saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly opened his mouth

Ba leaned into his ear, crying and laughing, and said: "My Excellency, this is the birth ceremony of the Queen Mother, not the song and dance hall of our Heavenly Palace, everything must be checked, don't provoke the anger of the family." The most important thing is not to let everyone think that our brothers are 'soil buns', they don't understand the rules of God, and they unconsciously devalue their own identity. ”

The canopy woke up like a dream, and secretly said that he was obsessed these days, could it be that he suffered from cerebellar atrophy? If he is stupid on this occasion, he can be suspected of the crime of "taking the risk of disrespect". Thinking about it, he was ashamed, stopped, stopped his hand, nodded gratefully to Marshal Tianyou, straightened his body, and restored his original appearance of being dignified in Pingyue. It is difficult to be an immortal, it is even more difficult to be an immortal who is a leader to an immortal, and it is even more difficult to be an immortal who is a leader to an immortal but wants to maintain his original surname. Speech and demeanor are for everyone to see, no matter where life is, what really belongs to oneself is only hidden mental activities, free thoughts, and enlighten the illusory.

The canopy seemed to be settled, the nose looked at the mouth, the mouth looked at the heart, the eyes did not squint, and they watched Chang'e's performance attentively. Chang'e is now the protagonist of the celebration, earning enough eyeballs on the field, everyone is engrossed in watching her performance, Tianpeng's behavior is understandable, everyone looks at it, but the angle is different, and the feeling is different.

At the end of the ceremony, the birthday banquet began, the canopy was still unfinished, facing the table full of dragon liver and phoenix marrow, peaches, melons and vegetables, while feasting, while dancing with eyebrows, Chang'e's dancing posture and singing, full of praise. Full of praise, full of admiration, "wolf ambition", obsessive dreams, unconcealed, straightforward and naïve.

Marshal Tianyou was worried about making a taboo, and he frequently raised his glass to fight wine with Tiancang, which had a profound meaning, and there was something in his words: "I said big brother, the elixir and jade liquid refreshed the heart and spleen, and celebrated his birthday happily." Today, but on the birthday of the Queen Mother, the Queen Mother is the center of the matter, we must stick to the theme, don't forget our duty, and use it to talk about her. ”

Tianpeng listened to Tianyou's words, and said nonchalantly: "Chang'e dance adds color to the Queen Mother's birthday, my voice of appreciation comes from the bottom of my heart, he is my fairy sister, all for the Queen Mother's birthday, come together for a common purpose, it is not a thought, don't think about him." ”

Tianyou said: "We are gentlemen, it does not mean that others are also gentlemen." We are friends, and others are like-minded. Our achievements in cultivating today have gone through great difficulties and are not easy. Now the world is sinister and unpredictable. If you are not careful, you will lose all the games. It's better to be careful. Just to nourish the heart, but miss the future, it is never cost-effective. ”

Tianpeng said: "I have a wish, go my own way, fulfill my own dreams, drink my own wine, taste my own tea, chase my own stars, and say what is in my heart." Among friends, you can send charcoal in the snow, you can add icing on the cake, how can you be deceitful and sanctimonious? Is there still such a thing as farting and fanning the wind and putting out fires?"

Tianyou praised: "The eldest brother's true surname is also love! But------" he lowered his voice, "I heard that we have a good relationship with Fairy Chang'e, and we are red-eyed and jealous, but there are many people here, and I didn't expect that this friend can also be infected with unwarranted disasters." ”

Tianpeng was stunned for a moment, and said in surprise: "There are such strange things, and the human heart is so sinister?" He frowned as if he had realized something, and suddenly laughed again, blinking his eyes and said, "I don't care about gossip and gossip." The road is facing the sky, each side is halfway, and I am in charge of my affairs. Regressively speaking, I am just a person in love, and I make friends with sincerity in the world, not with ill intentions, there is no distinction between good and bad, and we can't look down on the next three bad things. After speaking, he recited another poem, "I am full of sorrow, looking for a paradise that comforts me, in the noisy and chaotic world, friendship is the light of my life." Dressed in the clothes and makeup of the clouds, the wind conveys the fragrance of the orchid, the butterflies fly the wings of obsession, and the flowers are shy and sad. Looking at the phantom shadows from afar, happy sorrows, and different thoughts, fuel the fire of life. ”