As the proverb goes: Do a thousand years for the official, thirty rivers east and forty west.

Tianpeng drank a lot of elixir and jade liquid at the birthday banquet, and ate a lot of dragon liver and phoenix pith, peaches, melons and vegetables. At the same time, the weight and salary are linked together, with tacit understanding, not only to maintain a "zero kilogram" growth for many years, but even to shrink. This makes Tianpeng very pessimistic, and I have long heard that the amount of food needs to be proportional to the weight of the body, and the proportion is reversed, then "a certain department" in the internal organs will inevitably produce "civil strife". If the stomach and intestines lodge a "protest," they can still adopt a "policy of appeasement," and "appease" them for a period of time can "keep the sound of the waves." However, once the pancreas "strikes", the countless delicacies will miss out on themselves, and at that time it can be called "if you can't control your stomach, you can't keep your happiness". For this matter, Tian Peng was so worried that he didn't think about tea and dinner, couldn't sleep at night, and had an empty stomach in his spare time, endured hunger, and toured the hospital to "condole", open his intestine and stomach, check blood and urine, toss a few back and forth, and finally got back hundreds of test results, repeatedly compared, combined with "self-feeling", to prove that he is healthy, the division of labor and cooperation of various organs, normal operation, and the diet can not avoid meat and vegetable wine in his lifetime, and in the face of delicacies, he can enjoy as he likes.

Regardless of the process, Canopy was happy with the result. At the moment, he put his mind at ease and restored his vigorous style in the wine field, opened his belly, and ate and drank freely.

Although the queen mother's birthday banquet is over, but the canopy is still unfinished, there has not been such a happy life for a long time, life is happy in the moment, the excitement is still unfinished, hard to drag Tianyou, all the way to the "Kan" to the "Tian Lai Square" in front of a barbecue restaurant called "Du Xianyuan". Tianyou stood still, looked at the door plaque, shook his head with a wry smile, and then looked at the couplet by the door, and nodded with a smile. Seeing this, Tianpeng was like clouds and mist, and he was confused for a while, so he knocked Tianyou hard and slapped a "brain adze", and asked: "Don't go in front of the hotel to drink, just stand here 'sell stupid', are you nervous, or have you taken the wrong medicine?"

Tianyou clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Big brother, look at this couplet, it's too apt." This is obviously written about our buddies! Busy and busy, fighting back and forth, in the end, exhausted, both losers, 'Zhu Lanzi fights water------ a waste. It's really better to calm down, put fame and fortune aside, leave beauty behind, a glass of wine, the south and the north, a pot of tea, all over the world. ”

The canopy looked in the direction of the right finger of the sky, and saw the black background gold characters on the left and right sides of the store door, hanging a pair of couplets, the dragon flying and the phoenix dancing, strong and powerful. The upper link is: busy for the name, busy for profit, busy and leisurely, and drink a cup of tea; the lower link: hard work, hard work, bitter fun, and then pour two pots of wine.

Tian Peng cocked his thumb and praised endlessly: "Wonderful! Drink with this mentality, as a chivalrous man among drunkards, and a sober person among drunkards. I have time to come, but I have not carefully pondered this couplet, this is this. After speaking, take Tianyou's arm and go inside.

Tianyou hurriedly broke free, put his fingers under his nose, and let out a "shhh".

Tianpeng was puzzled and a little impatient: "I saw that you were a man, how did you become a mother-in-law today?"

Tianyou pointed to the plaque of the hotel with his finger again, with a solemn expression: "Big brother, although the couplets of this store are good, but the name of the store hides a bad omen." You think, you and I have ascended from mortal dust to immortals, and we have surpassed it again, only the underworld has not yet experienced it. ”

The canopy is used to being scattered, not to mention that eating barbecue is just a side meal, probably the wine banquet is not enjoyable, and then hazy eyes, come here to buy drunk chicly. He pays attention to taste, but does not pay attention to "fame". Tianyou is sensitive, and he is good at picking bones in the egg, but this time it seems to have touched on the sore spot of the canopy. Anyone who wears a black veil on his head is infected with "nervous hypertenses", and when he goes out to see a magpie, he looks up to "see joy"; when he sees a crow, he is a bad omen. With such a lot of painstaking efforts, he connects his future with everything in the world, and is on guard everywhere. It only suffers all things in the world, and its life is praised and degraded, and its existence is destroyed in every way. But the canopy is the canopy after all, although there is also a hint of foreboding in his heart, but his head is a little dizzy at this time, and he is used to it, and he doesn't want to care about small things. He patted his chest with his hand and said nonchalantly: "I didn't do anything wrong, I'm not afraid of ghosts calling the door." He was originally a god, smiling proudly in the sky, and he was regarded as nothing. The name is a code name, what we eat is the content, and it belongs to dogs and cats. Without saying anything, he dragged Tianyou into the store, sat on the seat, and shouted, "Boss, you roll over for me!"

"It's coming, it's coming!" Seeing the shout, the fat boss oozed fine beads of sweat from the tip of his nose and sideburns, shook his hands, and ran out of the kitchen in a hurry. When he arrived in front of him, he bowed to the ground and asked humbly: "Master Marshal, you call the little fairy, what advice do you have?"

The canopy, who had lost his "face", took advantage of the "east wind" of the "Pan Tao Shenghui" (in fact, it was the strength of wine), pointed at the bridge of the boss's nose with his left hand, and slapped the wine table with his right hand; The commander is strict in governing the army and cannot tolerate the slightest mistake. Now the boat capsized in the gutter, and you kid has calculated it! Today, I have to settle the general account, and you must explain it to me clearly with the principal and interest!"

The words made the shopkeeper "plop" and knelt down in front of him, crying and begging: "Marshal master, small business, law-abiding, hard-working, children are not bullied." Years of care by the marshal. Business is smooth. And the tax burden is timely, the donation is active, and if you don't expect to break any law, I hope the marshal will see it!" The Tao is that the official is big, and farts can kill passers-by. If this was in the army, the adjutants and generals who knew their surnames would have pretended to be deaf and dumb, giggling and laughing, and the ants climbed the trees ------ climbed the poles. Thinking of this, he hardened his heart and asked again: "You don't cry when you don't see the coffin." There is no ghost in his heart, and he is calm, neither humble nor arrogant. Let me ask you, why is the signboard on your hotel called this damn 'Du Xian Yuan'? What does 'degree' mean? Is it trying to 'degree' our brother to the Western Heavenly Buddha Kingdom, the Elysian World?"

When the fat boss heard this, he turned his tears into laughter, stood up unhurriedly, dusted off his clothes, bowed lightly, and talked eloquently: "The marshal is not worried, although the storefront is small, but because of its unique flavor, it attracts customers from all over the world." Everyone has their own ideas about the name of the store, and they don't care about it. Probably the benevolent person is happy mountain, and the wise man is happy with water. 'degree' is a common character, in general, and has six solutions. The first is the state that things can reach, the second is the standard that the law should follow, the third is the philosophical limit that a certain thing maintains its own qualitative and quantitative limits, the fourth is the amount of energy that an individual can bear, the fifth is its own consideration and intention, and the sixth is the process from one to the other. These six theories are secretly in line with the true meaning of the immortal practice, Tianquan Palace Wenqu Xingjun is profound, and the cultivation is profound. The marshal said that there are all kinds of opportunities, maybe he doesn't know about it, but it's really wrong. ”

When Tian Peng heard this, he sat on the seat with a red face and a thick neck. knows that he is wrong, he is really a good man, he is as good as a stream, and he does not oppress others with his own power. took a few breaths, stood up, and hugged his fist at the boss: "I'm a rough person, just poured a few mouthfuls of yellow soup from the queen mother, I was fascinated, and I came here to make a fool of myself, I hope the boss is not strange!"

The boss was really moved when he saw that the canopy was really moving. The shop has been open for a long time, what kind of immortal official has not been seen? Bullying and dominating the market, eating and drinking for nothing, bullying the weak, and forcibly buying and selling, when have you ever seen such a high-ranking official like Tianpeng who knows his mistakes and changes them, and is a corporal of Lixian? Although Tianpeng used to frequent the shop, he only went into the private room, ordered a few dishes, drank the wine he brought, and left after having his best, never revealing himself, dragging mud and water. Today, in just a few sentences, just based on his experience in the rivers and lakes over the years, he knows that Tianpeng is a gentleman surnamed Lover, but it is a pity that he is a grass farmer and has no chance to get married. When I thought about it, I didn't know how to answer, my lips trembled, and I repeated vigorously: "The little ones don't dare! The little ones don't dare!"

Tianyou said: "Brother Tianpeng, 'degree' is the amount of energy, I think you don't have to do anything to 'bear the guilt', when you arrive at the hotel, come and return with joy, it is the best thank you to the boss." ”

"This is very true, this is extremely true. The boss woke up like a dream, and asked with a smile: "The marshal has a large number of people, so that the small mountains look up, such as seeing the moon." With such a magnanimity, the future is limitless. Now I admire the marshal and the old man's high wind and bright festival, and the right to do a return to the east by the small one, all in the store, the two masters enjoy it to their heart's content, eat well, and only make a name for the small shop. ”

Tianpeng has a rough voice, just like a drunkard in the market: "Boss, what about us? Since ancient times, it is natural to pay for living in a hotel and pay for eating and drinking. Seeing that you are also a well-educated person, familiar with etiquette, why are you also blind-eyed, and look at all the officials as [***] Singing dog thieves, bullying good people?" he said that he was angry, reached out and took out a large silver ingot from his pocket, and slapped it on the wine table with a "snap", "'The gentleman has to be a gentleman, and the villain is a villain in vain', you can rest assured, I will ask the adjutant to hang a 'Tianhe Army, a designated unit' plaque in your hotel, and see which 'white-eyed wolf' dares to eat and drink for nothing! Kirin meat, white tiger whip------ even if you bring it, don't slack off. He also instructed the shopkeeper to take out the "Tianhe Imperial Wine" and other self-produced special liquors that he had stored in the barbecue restaurant.

The shopkeeper was relieved to see that Tianpeng was so real, and it was very different from other officials, and he was even happier that Marshal Tianpeng allowed him to be a "fixed-point unit". You know, this is something that is difficult to do with no amount of money or "doorway". The "Tianhe Army," the "powerful department" of the entire Heavenly Palace, is a powerful department that eats both black and white, with demons and monsters in all directions, majestic in all directions, and a name that shocks all directions. Thinking of this, the shopkeeper was even more excited, and thanked Tianpeng for his kindness, muttering in his mouth, but he received the money in his hand, and he was busy. Tianyou saw that Tianpeng was sincere, and he was embarrassed to be polite again, so the surname Suo opened his belly, ate him upside down, and drank him all over the world.

There are few thousand cups of wine for confidants, and Tianpeng and Tianyou have a very good personal relationship, and they are well-known "iron buddies" in the heavenly realm. But he is tired of official business, and he rarely has leisure to drink and have fun. Today is said to be a natural opportunity, even if it is a god, not everything can be seen thoroughly, and you will know the causes when you go out, and more is "free and inactive", "There is wine today and drunk today, which cares about right and wrong." ”

The two buddies sat in a small restaurant and prepared to "eat" a meal, no more hypocrisy and politeness, no more acting on the spot, no more flattery, no longer sloppy and patting, everything felt so comfortable.

Most of the time, life is full of helplessness, seeing officials and saying official words, seeing the people speaking people's words; in thinking and action, we must maintain a high degree of consistency with the leader, and we must faithfully carry out the leader's intentions and must not mix personal will. To the people to be domineering, to be good at straight faces, right is right, wrong is right, the ears must be hard, the tongue must be flexible, so that there is prestige. Makeup yourself as an "actor", act on the spot, play on the spot, stay up, force your face to laugh, how many times is so free and easy, by the surname, let go of the belly, laugh and scold, play at will, and be a real "self"?

It's just that if you don't play cards according to the rules, you will definitely be eliminated "out".