The book is picked up again. Before we begin, let's discuss a question.

Everyone, do you know what this man's greatest pursuit is?

Some people say that they are powerful and powerful, some people say that they are beautiful women, and they are not necessarily the same.

This man's life, the biggest pursuit, is one word: fucking cool!

Two ribs with a knife, laughing and talking about blood, the wind is Xiao Xiao and the water is cold, a bed of beauties plays one by one, suddenly looking back, two thoughts, thinking about themselves, and the wind is spreading!

It's a good poem! It's so wet!

Let's say that Huang Shiren was a goddamn slut, first he was teased by Yunxiao and Bixiao, and the fire and kidney were lost, fortunately, there was a good Qiongxiao to comfort and caress him, and his heart was a little calmer, in front of Wukong and Nezha, holding Qiongxiao, a pair of salty pigs walked up and down, so angry that Wukong scolded, unexpectedly, Qiongxiao protected Huang Shiren's baby, and claimed to do it to Wukong, poor monkey, a warm blood turned into urine, how not depressed.

Huang Shiren was in front, the monkey drooped his head and the afternoon was behind, and when he entered the backyard, his eyes couldn't help but light up.

Here, good!

How's that good!?

But see this Xiaoxiang Pavilion: a radius of ten acres, with autumn, the Han is in full bloom, swaying and swaying, and the fragrance is fragrant. The golden fish under the lotus moves, and the egret flies on the lotus. The bamboos are continuous, the emerald green is straight, the bluegrass is idle, the bees and butterflies are dancing, the strange stones are wrinkled, the streams are meandering, the pavilions are all bluestone, the breeze and the moon are in the arms, and the pine birds are dreaming. The water is floating, the eaves are moving, the distant mountains are like daisies, and the sky is high and comfortable.

If the front is a splendid and filthy dwelling, then behind it is really a paradise for the hermit who lives in the immortals.

"Good place. Yunxiao saw it, was overjoyed, and sighed: "Under the whole world." I'm afraid that only Bo Yi Kao has such a Yaxing. ”

"Mortal dust at any time, but compared to the cave of the immortals, it is not bad. What an attentive man. Bixiao looked east and west, and was also amazed.

"Rub!" Huang Shiren was jealous, burst into a foul language, rubbed it on an orchid, twisted it, made it sloppy, and said in a sullen voice: "Fun has a fart." It's just a fucking slut!"

"That's it, Brother Huang, I don't like things that are in a mood for me, what's so good. It's better to eat meat in a big bowl and drink wine. Qiong Xiao sat next to Huang Shiren, looked around, and said: "Big brother, you said that this Boyi is a big man, and if you don't make a contribution, you can plant flowers and grass in this yard, and it's too unproductive." ”

Qiong Xiao's words can be regarded as talking about Huang Shiren's heart.

Dear mother, do you see, do you see!?

Grandma's. At the same time, the three sisters, why are these two bastard women not as sensible as Qiong Xiao!

"I'll be young, I'll wait for my eldest brother to take you out to buy delicious food and clothes. Buy something fun, can it be done!?Is it good!?" Huang Shiren's face was full of lewd smiles, a strange look of coaxing little Lori.

"Yes!"

"Master, are you a little promising!? People can at least deceive women by planting flowers and grass, which is much better than you are to attack the little girl! In my opinion, you should not patronize and buy delicious food for Qiong Xiao. Mind your two women first. Maybe in the blink of an eye, you'll have to choose another man to cuckold you. Rub!"

Goku poked at the stick and stood next to him and shook his head.

"Second Senior Brother, don't say a few words, if you keep talking, it is really possible that the master will blow up the two senior ladies with his golden finger on the spot. "Nezha next to him is also happy.

"Yunxiao, Bixiao, you two bastards come over to me!" Huang Shiren couldn't bear it, he was afraid of his thighs. Roared.

Before the words fell, I only heard the depths of the Xiaoxiang Pavilion. There was a sound of the guqin!

The piano moves, the wind rises. Water dance, flower vines!

The sound of the piano is melodious, it is really like a jade ball, ten thousand pine waves, and it is pure and graceful. Today's people are suddenly refreshed, as if they are in Yaochi Fengque, and compared with the ordinary sheng reed pipes and sandalwood board Acura, they suddenly feel extremely cheesy...,

In the sound of the piano, there is a person who sings a long song, and the song says: The willows are still in the evening breeze, and the peach blossoms are half spit out to reflect the red sun;

The sound of the piano is quiet, and the songs are elegant, all to the extreme.

Yunxiao is a person who is proficient in music and rhythm, that is, Da Luo Jinxian, who was stunned when he heard the sound of the piano and the song of this song.

In this world, there is still such an elegant music, and there are such elegant people!

Bixiao and Qiongxiao were also completely forgetful, and even Wukong and Nezha, the two unholy people, although they couldn't hear the profoundness, they were also stunned for a while.

Only Huang Shiren's house, his head shook like a rattle, and he said in a broken voice: "Rub! What the hell! Chirp crookedly, annoying to death! What kind of willow is still making the evening breeze, it's obviously just his mother's obscene lyrics, so shameless!"

These words immediately aroused the anger of everyone, especially Na Yunxiao, who showed the golden Jiaojiao scissors in his hand, and his phoenix eyes widened: "You slut, you don't know Fengyue, don't talk nonsense!

Huang Shiren stuck out his tongue and whispered: "Mother, it's still Fengyue, isn't it just a romance!

Yunxiao didn't bother to pay attention to him, and the lotus step moved lightly, through the orchid bush, and saw a small pavilion in the water in the distance.

On the pavilion, a person sat with his back to him, dressed in white, facing Qingshan's nostrils, bowing his head to play the piano.

Yunxiao secretly looked at the person, but the meeting was like a full moon, with a handsome posture, an uncommon appearance, and a moving style. I couldn't help but feel a tightness in my heart, and my face was red.

The sound of this piano is elegant, people, even more elegant!

Huang Shiren also watched it in the back, and suddenly became angry.

In the war of the gods, even the fox demon like Daji has a lust for this Boyi, and when I see it today, it really deserves its name, this face looks good, a typical little white face in the world, it's a pity not to be a duck!

Okay, good! You shit, you dare to touch my woman's heart, and look at my old Huang's methods!

"A good song "The Wind Enters the Song", the breeze is elegant, and the pine waves are whispering, why is there a strong worry in it?"

Smack. The string breaks.

The man in the pavilion turned around suddenly, looked at the clouds, couldn't help but be stunned, stood up and gave a salute: "Bo Yi has been playing the piano for many years, and today he has found a soulmate!

Childe smiled. Yunxiao lowered his head and entered the pavilion.

Huang Shiren and others also poured in.

"And the girl has never been masked. Dare to ask where the girl's mansion is?" said with a smile.

Before Yunxiao could answer, his face turned red first.

Over there, Uncle Ji hurriedly said: "Big brother, these are all friends that the younger brother just met, and they are masters of cultivating immortals, especially this son, who is very good at cultivating." ”

"Bo Yi is reasonable. Bo Yi Kao looked at Huang Shiren and the others and gave a salute.

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say!" Huang Shiren, a slut, sat on the bamboo mat with his legs stretched. waved his hand, it was very refreshing, and he frowned when he saw Yunxiao. ‘

This slut, why is there no interest at all, so raw buns!

"Dare to ask Childe, is this qin the second in the world to listen to the songqin?" Yunxiao pointed to the guqin.

Bo Yi Kao raised his eyebrows, and was extremely happy: "The girl has good eyesight, it is this qin!"

"Can you borrow a look?"

"Nature!

Bo Yi Kao handed the piano up, Yunxiao held it in his hand, and looked at it. Nodding his head again and again.

"This qin, okay?" Huang Shiren pointed to the qin and looked at Bixiao next to him, very puzzled.

Isn't it just a few strings hanging from rotten wood!How is it the second best piano in the world!?

"Nature is good! In ancient times, Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor Ming Yin Rhythm, ordered his subordinates to make ten qins, this listening to the pine qin, ranked second, naturally good!" ...,

Bixiao dances with knives and guns. In terms of musical attainment, it can't be tuned. I can only say it casually.

Yunxiao took it over there and said: "This piano has five shapes inside and outside, six rhythms and five tones, Yin Cao Hook, dragon eyes in the left hand, phoenix eyes in the right hand, and feathers according to the horns of the palace merchants." There are also eight dharmas, Namo. Pick, tick. Tick, skimm. To, enemy, fight, there are six taboos, and there are seven do not play. ”

"What's the taboo?" Huang Shiren heard it in a fog, and asked stupidly, but Yunxiao was angry.

"Those who are jealous of the six taboos, listen to mourning and weeping, concentrate on things, and are angry and frightened. ”

"Rub, so troublesome. What about seven don't play!?"

"Stormy and rainy, sorrowful and sorrowful, improperly dressed, drunken and mad, unfragrant and profane, ignorant and vulgar, unclean and filthy; The more Yunxiao spoke, the more excited he became, and said: This qin is an ancient legacy, and it is musical and elegant, which is very different from all kinds of music. Among them are eighty-one keys, fifty-one minor keys, thirty-six and so on. Exactly: the sound is not flat and the mind is clear, the sound of the piano in the world is a heavenly song, and the hearts of the saints through the ages are paid to the three-foot sycamore wood. ”

Bang Bang Bang!

Over there, Bo Yi was overjoyed to hear this, clapped his hands and sighed: "The girl is very accomplished, she is really my confidant!"

"Don't talk about the six taboos and seven of bullshit!" Huang Shiren was so angry when he saw that the two of them sang and harmonized, and said loudly: "In my opinion, it's all nonsense! Anything that is made is made for people to play! There are so many taboos, don't talk about it at every turn, bullshit truth!? The piano is not good or bad, people are good and bad, and people's state of mind is good or bad! Thinking about dirty things, doing bullshit, and if the heart is not right, naturally you can't play a good piano! A frank person can talk about it at any time! What six taboos and seven don't play, it's just a shameless interface. ”

"Huang San!" Yunxiao listened to his foul words, and his face turned red with anger, and he wanted to slap this shameful thing to death.

Over there, Bo Yi Kao nodded again and again: "Although Brother Huang's words are vulgar, they are very reasonable! Thinking about it like this, it is still not enough for Bo Yi to take the test and cultivate, and he has made it!"

After that, he gave a salute to Huang Shiren, that openness, that elegance, it was really comfortable to watch.

"Childe, why are you so worried about the sound of the piano?" Yunxiao hurriedly changed the topic, lest Huang Shiren be an idiot.

Bo Yi sighed: "I'm ashamed to say it. Today, the king is mediocre, the people are suffering, and they are very ministers, and they have no choice but to do anything, so they are worried. ”

After that, he took the piano, stroked the piano and sang: "Mingjun is evil, Bude is benevolent; The cannon is blazing, the muscles and bones are powdered, the basin is miserable, and the heart is frightened. The sweat and blood of the ten thousand surnames have entered the sea of wine; The plough and hoe are broken, and the bridge is surplus. I would like to be enlightened and expelled from slander, and the world will be peaceful and peaceful. ”

After singing, we wept bitterly.

"Childe, true benevolence and righteousness!" Yunxiao was also stunned when he saw it, and couldn't help but marvel.

Huang Shiren looked at Bo Yi Kao and was also stunned.

This guy is really a kind-hearted little white face.

Just thinking about this, Wukong stretched out his head and said something that made Huang Shiren collapse immediately.

"Master, look at it like this, Master Yunxiao has a very good impression of this kid, and I think they are quite a good match, Master, this green hat, you can be regarded as wearing it. ”

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