The book is picked up again. Ladies and gentlemen, there is a famous saying in the world, saying: Women are afraid of going to the wrong bed, and men are afraid of entering the cave room. Why?

If a woman goes to the wrong bed, the sheep can't pull it out, and the man goes into the cave room, if it's a drifting woman, it's fine, if it's a man, isn't it full of passion?

But he said that Uncle Ji is this guy, one is good wine, two is good fairy, three is lustful, and he is the best among people. First, I saw the three women around Huang Shiren who followed the sinking fish and the wild goose to close the moon and shy flowers, and then saw Huang Shiren make a move, and a Dan'er brought Li Erqi back to life, and he was really shocked that his mouth full of white teeth fell to the ground.

No wonder this kid was able to make these three women follow obediently, he had such a skill! It turned out to be an immortal!

Thinking about the birdmen I met on weekdays, they all claimed to be Da Luo Jin Immortals, soaring through the clouds, swimming in the nine skies, and soaking in urine are all fairy water. Poor I have received countless people, every time I am a liar, I have eaten a lot of elixir, either exploded in the stomach or was poisoned several times and almost died, today is good, I actually met an immortal! And it is an immortal with a beautiful woman!

Since this kid has such a ability, and please go back to the mansion, he will be hospitable, as long as he learns his ability to be a little fur, knocks the elixir, and becomes the immortal immortal, my good days will be innumerable. When I became an immortal, I was the first to be this kid, married those three beauties, and served me, and the six jade feet were playing, it was really worth coming to this life!

That's it!

Uncle Ji's little abacus crackled in his heart, for fear that Huang Shiren would run away, where could he manage so much, so he reached out and grabbed the collar of Huang Shiren's clothes, and screamed.

I'm excited here. Suddenly, I heard the wind in my ears, and when I turned my face, a big fist hit me.

Syllable!

Yes!

A scream, extermination!

Ji Shuqian's figure flew out sideways, hit the roof of the building and fell down, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and four of his front teeth were lost.

"Donkey Day! Do it to my master! Don't say it's you, it's me. On weekdays, at most I stabbed my master's chrysanthemum and was beaten to a pig's head, but you still dare to slap him by the collar!?

Although Ji Shuqian was young and resisted, Wukong's natural divine power, how could he survive it, he collapsed on the ground, and his eyes were full of Venus.

"Immortal! Immortal, don't go! I, I have something to say!" This slut is not willing to let Huang Shiren go.

"Wukong, stop. Huang Shiren gave Wukong a blank look. When he came to Ji Shuqian, he saw that this thing was beaten into a handsome face and turned into a bun, he was very pitiful, and sneered. Stuffed a pill entrance, and made another pass, Ji Shuqian woke up quietly.

"Immortal Chief, I saw the Immortal Chief's magical power today, it's really a bull fork!Immortal Chief, why don't you talk about it in my mansion!" Uncle Ji said with a smile as he tugged at Huang Shiren.

The bruises on his face hadn't gone away, and he smiled. It's worse than crying.

"This son. Besides, I am an outsider, come and go freely, and I don't like such things. Huang Shiren sold a pass, stood up and posed as if he was leaving.

Ji Shuqian got up, landed on his knees, and knelt down in front of Huang Shiren with a pop: "Immortal chief! Boy, the person I respect most in my life is the person who cultivates immortals! Today, I only found out that I had met a real person! Immortal Chief! Pity my sincerity, please tell me! If Immortal Chang is not used to living in my mansion. There is a quiet place in my backyard, called Xiaoxiang Pavilion. The flowing water is murmuring, the rockeries are stacked, the beauty is indescribable, and it will definitely be in line with the mind of the immortal!"

Ji Shuqian was bent on keeping Huang Shiren, a handful of snot and tears, but sincere. ...,

"Xiaoxiang Pavilion?" Huang Shiren really breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the name.

Rub, what I hated the most in my previous life was "Dream of Red Mansions"! Damn, moaning without illness, very tired, why is there a Xiaoxiang Pavilion here.

Ji Shuqian saw that Huang Shiren's face was unhappy, and hurriedly said: "Daoist I don't know, this Xiaoxiang Pavilion was built by my eldest brother Boyi Kao, and it is the first quiet place in Xiqi.

"Your eldest brother?" Huang Shiren's eyes narrowed when he heard this.

"Yes, it's Bo Yi Kao. ”

Bo Yi Kao!?heyhehehehehe!

Huang Shiren was very happy in his heart. Your mother's thief, God, is really asking for something, and I'm worried about how to get close to Boyi's test, so I sent such a great opportunity, how can I let Lao Huang let it go!?

was overjoyed in his heart, but Lao Huang sighed on his mouth: "This, isn't it okay?"

"Okay! How is it not good! Immortal chief, you are a master, please go to the house to talk about it, and also fulfill my wish! Besides, you come from afar, and you are a guest when you come, how can I not fulfill the friendship of the landlord. ”

These words are said without leakage.

Huang Shiren pretended to be embarrassed and said, "That's it, it's fine." But I haven't eaten yet. ”

"Hey, this broken restaurant, what's so delicious! Xinjia! Is it dead!? If you don't die, take someone to get all the delicious food in Xiqi City to the house, and let the Taoist chief enjoy it!"

"Yes, Childe!"

"Immortal chief, please! Three girls, please!"

Ji Shuqian pulled Huang Shiren, smiled at Sanxiao, and walked out of the door.

"You scoundrel, you let you cheat one. Bixiao walked up to Huang Shiren, glanced at him, and laughed quietly.

"Bixiao, what you said is not right. It's clear that he was pulling me hard in vain, when did I deceive people?"

"Die! I don't know what's going on in your stomach again!"

"Then you don't care. By the way, I must warn you, this little white face has no good intentions, and you can't fall for him!"

"A little mortal, what can I do?! Besides, I am his way, I am happy, I am happy, what do you care!"

"You woman, how can you say anything!"

"Do I have anything to do with you!?"

"Why doesn't it matter!?"

"What's the matter!?"

"You ......"

"What am I?"

"You're my ......"

"What!?"

"Don't say it, don't say it. Anyway, be careful, if you are touched by this thing, and see how I use the gold finger!"

"Huang Shiren!, you have nothing else to do but scare me with your golden finger!?"

"A fresh move. Eat all over the world, I'm done!"

......

A pair of men and women gathered together, muttering, and Ji Shuqian behind him was dumbfounded.

"Rub! This kid is really a blessing that has been cultivated for several lifetimes! Not only is he an immortal, but he can also have such a beauty, alas!

The wheels are spinning, and the horses are struggling!

North of Xiqi City, Gongzi's Mansion.

Ninety-nine sons of Xibohou Jichang. Every son naturally has to have a place to live, but there are too many sons, if no one leaves the mansion with him, how many places will the ninety-nine mansions occupy!?

Therefore, Ji Chang is also smart, more than 30 mansions have been built outside the city, and several sons live together, which not only saves trouble. The common people also praised Xibohou for his diligence and thrift.

Uncle Ji is this goods, among a group of brothers, he has been holding his eldest brother Bo Yi Kao's leg since he was a child, and naturally begging Bai Lai and Bo Yi Kao to get together.

Bo Yi Kao was the eldest son. So this mansion is the largest, except for him, only Ji Shuqian, not like the other sons of several people crowded together. ...,

The carriage drove straight into the house and came to the house, and Uncle Ji asked Huang Shiren and others to get out of the carriage. smiled: "Immortal Chief." When you get home, you get home, but what do you see?"

Huang Shiren held his hands behind his back, looked around, and secretly scolded Ji Chang in his heart for being extremely hypocritical.

Outside the mansion, what I saw was a white mud plastered wall and gray tile roof, which was extremely cold, but inside. But there are all kinds of pavilions and pavilions, and there are many rockeries. The stream is babbling and planted with lotus flowers. There are swimming fish, the buildings are painted with gold and silver, and the servants are all silk and satin, which is extremely luxurious!

"Yes, very good. Huang Shiren nodded, and said: "But the tranquility is insufficient, but it is not my style." ”

"Qingyou?yes!Yes!" Uncle Ji saw that Huang Shiren was not happy, and hurriedly led the way: "Immortal Chief, Xiaoxiang Pavilion is behind, come with me, I promise to satisfy you!"

Yunxiao followed beside him and whispered: "The wind of Xibohou is famous all over the world, why did he give birth to such a son?"

"Sister, I also heard that Xibohou is benevolent, but you see that his son's mansion is so luxurious, then his mansion can be imagined, this name of benevolence and righteousness may really be worthy of the name. Bi Xiao smiled.

"Nonsense! Xibohou's benevolence and righteousness, how can it be fake!" Yunxiao said angrily.

"Oh, it's a big thing, it's a big thing, it's very noisy! It's true or false, and I'll naturally know it in the future. Hurry up, Xiaoxiang Pavilion!" Huang Shiren said happily.

Bi Xiao over there quipped to Yunxiao: "Sister, I have long heard that among the ninety-nine sons of Xibohou, the eldest son Bo Yi Kao is not only the most handsome, but also has a gentle and elegant personality, proficient in poetry, calligraphy and painting, and is more good at music theory, and is the object of admiration of women in the world. ”

Yunxiao blushed at Bixiao's words, and slapped Bixiao: "Little hoof, beg to beat!

When Huang Shiren heard this, his mouth was full of vinegar, and he said angrily: "That's it! Bixiao, don't talk nonsense! It's just a little white face!"

"What's wrong with the little white face!? The little white face is more handsome than you! Think about it, you are the son of Xibohou, you have to have good looks, you have to have temperament, you have to have literary talents, everything is better than you slut!" Bi Xiao smiled.

Huang Shiren is on fire!

"Die! How handsome!? Handsome can be eaten and drunk as food! I am ugly, but I am very gentle! I have the ability! How can I not compare to that little white face! No one has ever heard of it, little white face, no kind eyes!"

"If you don't have a good heart, can it be worse than you?!Your body is full of bad water! And talk about others! I think Boyi is good, isn't it, big sister?"

"The second sister is right. It's a man, and it's better than this slut. Yunxiao glanced at Huang Shiren and went in.

"Huang Shiren, you're done, maybe the eldest sister really took the exam for Na Boyi. Bi Xiao looked at Huang Shiren's angry appearance and laughed wildly.

"I'm so angry! I'm so angry! What a pair of losers! Damn, before this has passed the door, I'm starting to ask the red apricot to go out of the wall! Rub! If you dare to do such a thing, and look at my old Huang's methods!" Huang Shiren beat his chest and stomped his feet.

"Brother Huang, I like you. Qiong Xiao was very pitiful when she saw him like this, and walked over to pull Huang Shiren and said: "What can Bo Yi do if he is a noble son, I think Brother Huang is the best!"

Huang Shiren looked at this Qiong Xiao's pink and tender little face, his nose was really sour, he hugged Qiong Xiao in his arms, and sighed: "It's better for me to be Qiongxiao! It's better for me to be Qiongxiao! Don't worry, I will definitely be better for Qiongxiao in the future!"

Over there, Wukong watched Huang Shiren hugging Qiong Xiao, and stretched out his finger behind Lao Huang's back to draw circles and forks: "Master, your words are very reasonable, and you can talk like people, but why don't you do anything!"

"Why don't you do anything!?"

"Rub, if you do something, why do you have a salty pig hand on Qiong Xiao's body and take advantage of it!"

"You bastard!

"Monkey! If you say bad things about Brother Huang again, be careful of my wind and thunder stick!"

"Rub! Qiongxiao, you can't be so conscienceless! My master's slut is like this to you, I am like this to you, but you are like this to him, like this to me, what do you want!?"

"What is this!? I know that Brother Huang is the best for me! If you talk about him again, I'll beat you!"

Looking at Huang Shiren's slut, the monkey looked up to the sky and sighed: "God, why don't you strike a thunderbolt and kill my master, who is inferior to this beast!"

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