Chapter Eighty-Four: The Discovery of the "Gold Mine"
The majestic Erwang Temple, located halfway up the Yulei Mountain, is in sight. Under the sunshine, the three words "Erwang Temple" are golden and shining.
In the march to Erwang Temple, this group of travelers laughed and laughed all the way, and it was lively and lively. Sun Dacheng and Li Xiaogang both wanted to show off their manly physique and heroism in front of the girls and secretly competed, and they kept rushing forward, leaving the little girls in their peers behind.
Sun Dacheng carried the camera to the Erwang Temple first, Li Xiaogang took a half-shot slowly, and after a while, Meimei and other female classmates climbed up.
Mei Mei, who was tired and out of breath, said, "Are you running so fast?
Sun Dacheng couldn't afford to offend this goddess, so he hurriedly defended: "No, I want to seize the advantageous terrain so that I can take pictures for everyone, especially to take a picture of our beauties." ”
Li Xiaogang said sourly: "Our photographers, how good are their intentions?" It seems that there is something in the words.
Sun Dacheng glanced at Li Xiaogang and muttered: "Vinegar jar." It is estimated that no one present heard it.
Speaking of photography, Mei Mei was happy and said: "This is called a great conscience." ”
Sun Dacheng said with great interest: "There are many people taking pictures here, so let's hurry up and take pictures." Meimei, you can take a photo in front of Li Bing and his son, it's very interesting and commemorative. He fiddled with his camera as he spoke
Mei Mei leaned next to the sculpture of Li Bing's father and son and compared the "V" character, which was very beautiful and artistic.
Sun Dacheng said: "It's okay to smile slightly, fake smile, okay, that's it, fake smile." ”
Mei Mei burst out laughing.
There was a click, and the spotlight flashed. Young and beautiful girl, freeze frame
Sun Dacheng looked at Mei Mei in the camera and said with great satisfaction: "This smile is good." Make a graceful pose again. That's it, it's beautiful. ”
Mei Mei picked up the statue of Li Erlang again and made a young girl's youthful and beautiful posture, and the magnesium light flashed and froze.
Sun Dacheng shouted happily: "Absolutely beautiful photos." ”
Mei Mei was a little embarrassed: "Sun Monkey, don't tease me, we ugly bastards." "Really, you see. Sun Dacheng walked over and showed Mei Mei the camera.
Mei Mei looked at herself in the mirror. Sure enough, there was a young beauty, and Meimei was very happy. What girl doesn't want her jade photos to be beautiful and generous, and wish that her beautiful holes could be selected on the cover of a fashion magazine. Mei Mei turned around and smiled at Sun Dacheng, which was a compliment to Sun's photographic art level.
It just so happened that Sun Dacheng also stretched out his head to look at the camera, and he was so close to Meimei's face that even a few of Meimei's hair might have brushed on Sun's monkey face, itchy.
At least that's what Li Xiaogang thinks. Who knows what kind of heart this kid has? This kid has long had ulterior motives for Mei Mei, and on New Year's Day this year, he sent a beautiful photo album to Mei Mei, this kid has always offered affection in front of Mei Mei, and every time he succeeds, this makes Li Xiaogang's heart feel like he has knocked over the five-flavor bottle.
Can't let Sun's conspiracy succeed, it's too cheap for him. It was decided that the distance between the two of them was to be separated. So Li Xiaogang hurriedly seized a favorable opportunity and said: "Sun Monkey, don't do everything you can to 'make a wedding dress for others'." I'll take a picture of you, indicating that Sun Jiaozi is also here for a visit. ”
Sun Dacheng said grinningly: "Forget it, I'm a monkey and offended the buyer." ”
Mei Mei said: "Who said that Sun Monkey is ugly? Monkey King!"
Li Xiaogang sighed: "Listen." Mei Mei is slapping the monkey's butt. Slapped the ass of other monkeys red. ”
Mei Mei cleverly denied slapping the monkey's fart: "People's monkeys' butts are born red, not anyone can shoot them red." ”
Li Xiaogang was ruthless and witty, turned the muzzle of the gun, pointed at Sun Dacheng and said: "Whether the monkey's ass is red or not, Sun Dasheng knows best, right? Brother Monkey." ”
Sun Dacheng was also powerful enough, and said solemnly: "Personal privacy is protected by law." No comment. Sun Dacheng pretended to be old.
Mei Mei smiled: "Amazing, Sun Monkey answered the reporter's question again." "Seriously. Give me your camera and I'll take a few pictures of you. Li Xiaogang said.
Sun Dacheng was a little happy in his heart, and handed the camera to Li Xiaogang: "Just shoot, shoot, whoever is afraid of whom, as long as the screen is not covered." Then he made a Monkey King's signature move, holding the canopy with his hand.
Li Xiaogang picked up the camera and said: "Sun Wukong's action is very distinctive. The magnesium light flashed, and the monkey Sun put his hand on the canopy, frozen.
Sun Dacheng said: "Meimei, can you give Li Shenhua a few?"
Mei Mei was very clever and asked, "Why do you want me to take it?"
Sun Da hurriedly explained: "I don't mean anything else, don't think crookedly, just because your aesthetic level is high." ”
Mei Mei didn't prevaricate too much, and said generously: "Li mythology, give me the camera, you have taken pictures with Li Bing and his son in the past." ”
Li Xiaogang quickly stood on Li Bing's side as if he was ordered.
Mei Mei looked at Li Bing and Li Xiaogang at the same time, compared them repeatedly, as if she had discovered some secret, and said: "Sun Dasheng, come over and see, does Li Mythology look like Li Bing?"
Sun Dacheng ran over and said with a smile: "Let my old grandson take a look." So he put his hand on the awning and looked at it carefully: "Don't say it, it's really a bit like it." Notice that I'm talking about a bit of a like, just a little bit like, not a hologram, not really like. ”
Mei Mei asked, "What do you mean by talking a lot of nonsense?" What's not to understand about this? It's kind of like it's like a form but not a god. "It's too professional. When we say someone looks like, we mean a little bit like, roughly like. Mei Mei said.
Sun Dacheng said: "Roughly like, hanging like, that is, the likeness, we are talking about the same meaning." ”
"What about the gods?" Mei Mei asked deliberately.
Sun Dacheng is quite conceited: "God is not only a hanging image, but also a rough likeness, and more importantly, the spirit and spirit must be like to be called a god." ”
Mei Mei said: "I really deserve to be a photographer, an artist, and an artist. Please continue to make high comments. ”
Whether there is a sour taste in these words, Sun Dasheng has not yet worked hard to figure it out. went on to make a macro statement: "Li Bing is a member of the Frontier, a handsome party, and a seasoned politician. Water conservator, wise, resolute, strong, old and spicy, capable, and Li Shenhua is still a milky child, too tender, so at most it can only be regarded as similar. ”
Mei Mei nodded frequently. It means that Sun Dacheng's macro theory has some truth.
Li Xiaogang stood next to the sculpture of Li Bing's father and son and waited for a while, a little anxious: "What are you two doing?, hurry up and take pictures." Someone came over. ”
Sun Dacheng spoke quickly, did not cover it, and said: "We have found a gold mine. ”
Li Xiaogang said disapprerovingly: "Mind him about the gold and silver mines, and talk about it later." I'm sorry. Please take a moment. Wait a minute. Li Xiaogang beckoned the tourists who came over, don't steal the camera.
Mei Mei agreed with Li Xiaogang's opinion: "Yes, let's talk about it and stand up." It's too solemn, or not, giggle, the more stupid it is, the more natural it is, the better the effect, that's all. "Click. The spotlight flashed, and Li Xiaogang stood sideways next to the statue of Li Bing. Fixed.
Li Xiaogang looked around: "Where is there any gold mine, why didn't I see it?"
Sun Dacheng steadied himself: "How can ordinary people see it? ”
Li Xiaogang softened his feelings and said, "Sun Monkey, for the sake of buddies, don't make a fool of yourself, what the hell are you doing?"
Sun Dacheng said: "It was Mei Mei who discovered the gold mine, and it is her right not to tell you." ”
Mei Mei blinked her eyes and said, 'Let me think. ‘
Li Xiaogang prayed for Mei Mei with his eyes in his eyes. After a while, Li Xiaogang asked, "Meimei, what do you think?"
Mei Mei pretended to be mysterious and said: "It is related to invention patents, which have not yet been declared for approval, and belong to the confidentiality of information, so I will not give notice for the time being." "Hey, you're also pretending to be cool, answering reporters' questions. ”
Mei Mei smiled slightly: "Just take it." Hey, do you think I don't look like a journalist?" Kind of like, kind of not like. Li Xiaogang said.
Mei Mei pursed her lips and looked very unhappy: "I hate ambiguous words the most, what is a little similar and a little unlike?" Sun Dacheng took the opportunity to make up a sentence: "This kind of sentence structure that seems to be affirmed just now, and immediately denied, is also said in vain, which is equivalent to farting." ”
Li Xiaogang immediately responded: "You kid, you have always helped Meimei speak, what do you mean?"
Sun Dacheng was afraid of provoking lace news and afraid that he would not be able to get out of it, so he immediately solemnly stated: "I am fair and just, and I just talk about things, and I don't mean anything else." You'd better answer Meimei's questions honestly and don't go around. "Actually, it's not difficult to understand what I'm saying, saying that Mei Mei is a bit like answering reporters' questions, is talking about her language art routine of answering questions, and saying that she is a bit like talking about her student image. Li Xiaogang answered Mei Mei's question head-on, and then turned to ask: "You colluded to commit the crime, and you didn't tell me, where is the gold mine you found?"
Mei Mei and Sun Dacheng looked at each other and smiled, and the correct interpretation of the meaning of this smile is: "Good son, there are times when you don't understand, you are really smart, and there are often beard worms." ”
Li Xiaogang's head reacted so quickly, since Mei Mei and Sun Dasheng formed an alliance on the riddle of the gold mine, they deliberately laid it out. Looking at the scene, they won't tell him the answer to the mystery for a while. Since they don't eat hard and soft, and they outflank and grind their mouths, which is too laborious, and consumes motor and electricity, it is better to make a shortcut in the oblique stab, and I should also pull someone to form an alliance, otherwise the lone army will be in danger of being attacked by the enemy. He first thought of the tour guide's sister: "Sister tour guide, you can be said to know the entire Dujiangyan Scenic Area well, has a gold mine been found in this area?"
The tour guide's sister was about to say something, when she suddenly saw Mei Mei and Sun Dasheng waving their hands behind Li Xiaogang's back, signaling not to say anything. The tour guide's sister bowed her head slightly, indicating that she accepted this information, and she thought for a while and her attitude was very ambiguous: "It's really hard to say about this matter." His eyes looked at Mei Mei and Sun Dasheng behind Li Xiaogang.
Li Xiaogang felt that something was wrong, looked back, and saw Sun Dacheng pointing at the tour guide's sister Feng Damu.
Li Xiaogang suddenly came to his senses and shouted: "Okay! Sun Monkey, 'Litong Foreign Country', should be a living crime?" Turn around and go to catch Sun Monkey.
Sun Monkey jumped away, and said as he ran: "You ask Meimei about this, see what her attitude is, she is the inventor of the patent, and she has the right to issue a patent statement." ”
Mei Mei pursed her lips and smiled, but she didn't make a clear statement for a while, and her attitude was very vague.
It can be seen that Li Xiaogang is anxious in his heart, his face is red, his tendons are swollen, and he is full of scholarly spirit.
What can be done? On the issue of "patents," now that people are in the Sun-Mei Alliance, you can't be rude, right? Otherwise, it would be too ungentlemanly. (To be continued......)