People's desires are diverse.

People generally have this strange problem, the more people don't want to tell you what you want to know, this is an extension of people's primitive spirit of exploration and curiosity.

Li Xiaogang now has this kind of knot, and he begged Mei Mei to say: "Mei Mei, tell me what gold mine you found? Let me also share a little bit of your happiness!"

Sun Dacheng instigated Meimei and said: "I can't tell him for the time being, and it will only be a matter to hang his appetite and make him salivate." Said. ”

Mei Mei looked helpless: "Li Shenhua, you see, it's not that I don't say it, it's your buddy who won't let me say it." "If he doesn't let you say it, you won't say it, you're good enough, he tells you to jump the rock, and you jump the rock." Li Xiaogang was a little angry.

"He told me to jump into a rock, but it was impossible, and he wasn't crazy. "Mei Mei is steady. "I think he's just a madman, and he's not going to have anything to do. Li Xiaogang was really angry.

Sun Dacheng said: "I can't afford to lose a little thing, what kind of man? Who's going to have a small belly? It's not annoying at all, just kidding. ”

Mei Mei said: "If you want to find out what is the truth and lack of patience, then how can you do it? ”

Mei Mei woke up Li Xiaogang with a word: "It's me who is wrong, I'm a little impatient, please forgive the two immortals." ”

Sun Dacheng was satisfied at this time, and said: "Tell you, this gold mine." Far away, close at hand. ”

Li Xiaogang almost gritted his teeth and roared: "Sun Monkey, your baby is begging to fight!" Who dares to beat my grandson? My grandson is not even afraid of heavenly soldiers and generals! Who else is he afraid of?" Sun Dacheng has the demeanor of Lao Tzu in the world. "No one dares to fight?" Li Xiaogang didn't believe it. "You say. Who dares to beat my grandson?" Sun Dacheng questioned Li Xiaogang.

Chill out for a moment. Who would dare to beat Sun Dacheng if he violated human rights?

Li Xiaogang asked: "I don't believe it, no one really dares to beat you?" Who dares to beat Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is in a hurry with him, fight!" Sun Dacheng monkey anxious. "There will always be someone who dares to hit you!" Li Xiaogang insisted.

Sun Dacheng also insisted on his position: "No one really dares to beat Lao Tzu, because from a legal perspective, beating people is a violation of human rights." I'm protected by the law, who would dare to hit me, right?"

Sure enough, no one answered. "Sun Monkey is too elf. It's on the line, but there are still people who dare to beat you!" Mei Mei has spirituality. "Who dares to beat me? Your mother dares to beat you!" Li Xiaogang said softly, and he dialed a thousand catties in four or two.

Sun Dacheng was completely speechless.

Mei Mei interjected: "Mother's son, why are you willing to fight?" Not necessarily. You ask him how many beatings he got as a child?"

Sun Monkey was quite embarrassed: "It's commonplace. Drizzle. ”

"What a drizzle, I know that his mother often beats his baby's ass blue, you ask him if he is?" Li Xiaogang continued to smoke the primer.

Sun Dacheng immediately took it and turned it around: "Alas, don't talk about the second brother, you and I are almost the same, your mother is reluctant to beat you, your father is always willing to beat you." ”

"That's right, once I participated in mahjong and won three yuan. I was beaten by my dad, and I didn't dare to play mahjong again. Li Xiaogang admitted that he had been beaten. "You confessed it yourself. I didn't wronged you. Sun Dacheng hurriedly confessed that he was fair and did not create unjust, false and wrongful cases. "But on the whole, I'm certainly not as angry as you are. "Li Xiaogang feels good. "I'm boasting again. Sun Dacheng sneered. "When his baby was beaten, his mother often said, you see how competitive Li Xiaogang is, when did you invite your parents?" How do you know?" Sun Dacheng asked.

"You later put it to me yourself. Li Xiaogang said.

"I'm bragging again, talking about myself. Although these are some "ugly things" in the past, if you really want to expose the shortcomings, the party Sun Dacheng must still protect the shortcomings, and fight for blushing and swelling.

Mei Mei saw that Li Xiaogang and Sun Dacheng were about to get their hair done, and decided that it was time to end the joke, so she turned around and said: "Li Bu Xiaogang, look at your evil, tell you, the gold mine is you." ”

Li Xiaogang was confused, feeling ridiculous: "I'm a gold mine, why don't you say I'm an alien? That's cool!"

Mei Mei asked rhetorically: "It's a gold mine, aren't you happy?"

Li Xiaogang suddenly brightened up and laughed openly: "Haha! I have become a gold mine, I own a gold mine, and I must be richer than Hong Kong's richest man Run Run Shaw, and I will also donate to build many teaching buildings and libraries for primary and secondary schools." ”

Sun Dacheng said: "What are you calling these buildings?"

Mei Mei said: "He must sign his big name, Xiaoganglou." ”

Sun Dacheng sneered: "Xiaogang Building is not as loud as the small steel cannon!"

Li Xiaogang said matter-of-factly: "Otherwise, I will name these teaching buildings all Future Building." ”

"What do you mean? Why don't you call it Xiaoganglou, so that you can be famous all over the world and let future generations remember your goodness." Mei Mei asked. Li Xiaogang imagined the future and said: "I hope that in the future, many Nobel laureates in physics, chemistry, medicine, and literature will come out of these teaching buildings." In particular, it is necessary to come out of a mythical master to fill the vacancy of the Nolprize in this area. Naturally, I was relieved. "This ideal is great, it's great!" Mei Mei admired Li Xiaogang's vision from the bottom of her heart. "Actually, no, he is very cunning and cunning, he walks the curve to become famous. Sun Dacheng's head was slippery.

Mei Mei couldn't figure it out: "What is a curve to become famous?" I don't even understand this, my IQ is too low. Since so many Nuo Ao winners are produced from the Future Building, people will ask, this Future Building is so powerful, who donated it!"

Mei Mei suddenly realized: "I see, amazing!." ”

Sun Dacheng saw that Mei Mei admired Li Xiaogang so much, and he was very uneasy: "Think about good things, the world will fall into gold mines!"

Li Xiaogang said helplessly: "I'll tell you so that you don't get angry." ”

Mei Mei said: "How pitiful it is to be so wronged! With a gold mine, are you still depressed?"

Li Xiaogang said in a low-key manner: "Where, where." But I can't turn a stone into gold, so how can I become a gold mine?"

So Mei Mei explained the reason: "I took a picture of you just now and observed it carefully." I found that you look like Li Bing in terms of face, appearance, and demeanor. ”

Sun Dacheng proved: "Really, don't say it's not like it, the more you say it, the more it looks." ”

Mei Mei added: "It's just a pair of twins, poured out of a mold." ”。

Li Xiaogang questioned: "Sun Monkey, play me?"

Sun Dacheng was anxious: "I swear, lie to you as a pig!"

Li Xiaogang said: "Why don't I think so." ”

Mei Mei said, "Can you see the back of your neck?"

Li Xiaogang subconsciously touched the back of his neck socket and said, "I can touch it." Can not see. ”

Mei Mei looked like a little adult, and said: "I can't see what I look like, I can only see it in the mirror." But it's flat, out of shape, isn't it?"

Sun Dacheng took his mouth: "Yes, Mei Mei said very profoundly. ”

Mei Mei looked serious: "Stand over." I'll take another picture for you. Go back and compare it carefully, it doesn't look like Li Bing. ”

Li Xiaogang walked in front of the sculpture of Li Bing's father and son, looked up for a long time, was touched, and then made a look of not smiling.

Mei Mei picked up the camera and said, "It's too serious, like a little old man, be bold, okay." That's it. The spotlight flashed, and Li Xiaogang, who looked like a little adult, was frozen.

Sun Dacheng: "Li Mythology. How does it feel?"

Li Xiaogang walked over, looked indifferent, and said: "What's wrong with being like Li Bing? Li Bing is a hero, it's a good thing to be like Li Bing, if you want to be like an evil dragon, you won't be killed?"

Sun Dacheng has a very policy level: "That's not it, you are you, and the evil dragon is the evil dragon." ”

Li Xiaogang said a little proudly: "Don't say it, maybe I really have Li Bing's genes in my blood?"

Mei Mei smiled: "It's too self-inflicted, right?"

Li Xiaogang said very seriously: "I looked up at Li Bing and his son just now, and there was an inexplicable surge in my heart, a sense of intimacy and identity of blood relationship. ”

Mei Mei mocked: "Stinky beauty!"

Li Xiaogang said: "This is by no means stinky beauty. Li Bing works hard and studying, has a rigorous style, and is meticulous, I have these qualities, I am afraid that I have inherited the precious genes of the ancestor Li Bing. ”

On this issue, Sun Dacheng and Mei Mei have the same feelings: "Li Shenhua, you are more energetic again!" Lao Sun said, there is a sour taste in the language. "Li Xiaogang, you have Li Bing's genes, beware of the evil dragon eating you!" Mei Mei reminded. "That's impossible, but I think the dragon is really too evil, too annoying!" When he said it, Li Xiaogang looked very angry.

Looking at that scene, Sun Dacheng said, "Maybe you want to go to the dragon fight?" I really want to go. Li Xiaogang's attitude is very resolute.

Mei Mei said: "Fighting the dragon is to build a weir as an embankment, will you go?"

"I'll go!" Li Xiaogang solemnly said, "It's been a long time?" Mei Mei asked.

"Go now!" So Li Xiaogang solemnly announced: "I am a descendant of Li Jing, the king of Tota, Li Jing is a descendant of Li Bing, and I am naturally a descendant of Li Bing, and I was a family three thousand years ago." I am Li Bing, and Li Bing is me. Ben Shuai ordered: Sun Dacheng led the people along the river to capture the evil dragon with Ben Shuai and eliminate harm for the people!" Li Xiaogang is really good at "showing", and he enters the play very quickly, and he can enter the role immediately.

Sun Dacheng reacted quickly, and he also pretended to be nervous: "Get the order!"

Mei Mei smiled: "You two are really talented. ”

Li Xiaogang asked: "Is it okay to go to the Spring Festival Gala?" "Okay!" Mei Mei said.

Sun Da sneered: "Are you Lang Kun?"

Mei Mei was dumbfounded for a moment, and then reacted: "You can recommend it from the audience." “

In order to break the deadlock, Sun Dacheng had an idea: "Let's ask the tour guide sister to comment on this difficult issue, okay?"

Mei Mei said: "Sun Monkey is a good idea, objective, fair and authoritative. ”

When the tour guide's sister heard what they said, she immediately rushed forward: "I can't say that the authority is impossible, but it is objective and fair, and that is certain." You think so highly of me, I can't say goodbye, and I am willing to follow the foolishness. What do you have to say?"

Mei Mei grabbed the right to speak: "Sister tour guide, do you look at the image and temperament of our little handsome guy, like his ancestor Li Bing?

Sun Dasheng praised: "Hey, Meimei, I can't see that you still have the unique skills of the 'Mei School'." ”

Mei Mei didn't answer, just waiting for the reaction of the tour guide.

The tour guide's sister smiled slightly: "It's fun, let me take a closer look." So she really looked at the statue of Li Bing again, and then at Li Xiaogang, who had steel hair, solemn eyes, and a resolute temperament, repeatedly compared and pondered, and said: "It's strange, it's strange, I've led a group for a few years, and it's the first time I've encountered this situation, and having rich imagination is the advantage of your age." Let's go, let's go to the next scenic spot, Fulongguan" This is another kind of 'Wang Gu left and right to talk about him' style of answering reporters' questions. (To be continued......)