Chapter 36 IQ of Young Children

Brushwood.

The meerkat pursued the silver krait for a while to no avail, quite lost, thought for a while, very unable to figure it out, always felt that something was wrong, obviously saw the silver krait escape here, how could it suddenly disappear, is it burrowing? Yes, burrowing in the ground. So the meerkat went along the side of the mountain to find holes in the ground. Focusing on the search of these tall and dense thatched bushes, the cave was finally discovered. The meerkat smelled the breath of the silver krait in the cave, so he used the claws like an iron hook to gouge the hole and gouge the hole wide, when the hole was planed so large that the meerkat head could be stretched into the hole, the meerkat stretched out its head into the cave to see, the silver krait was nervously watching the movement of the hole, and when the meerkat probe came in, it flashed red letters, and sprayed venom urgently, and the meerkat saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly withdrew from the hole, caught off guard, and the silver krait arrow flew out of the hole and escaped. "I've escaped from this obstacle again!" the meerkat sighed. immediately appeared as Li Bing, thinking about it: People often say that people make mistakes, horses have leaks, and they also say that there must be a mistake in a thousand thoughts. That's right, today, I neglected the 'desperate fight' of the silver krait to let him escape smoothly. In the future, we should be vigilant and meticulous, and do not omit any details, so as to be foolproof. Li Bing conscientiously summed up the lessons of this miss.

Li Bing put his hand on the canopy, looking around for the whereabouts of the reverse dragon, only to see a wide grass in the distance, and a gray hare man standing up in the grass was also patrolling around. When it saw Li Bing anxiously looking for a target, the hare was very proud, so he couldn't wait to challenge Li Bing: "Li Bing, can you catch up with this king as fast as a rabbit?"

Li Bing was overjoyed when he saw it and said: "Reverse Dragon, Ben Taishou is so hard to find, but it turns out that you have become a cunning rabbit, amazing!"

Hearing this, the gray hare was very unhappy: "The powerful is still to come."

Li Bing said: "What else are you doing behind, shouldn't it be a tortoise and rabbit race?"

When the gray hare heard Li Bing talk about his ancestor's jokes, he looked a little embarrassed, and his face turned red and his eyes were red. (Actually, the rabbit's eyes were already red, but now they are even redder, red like blood.) It seemed to be about to cry: "That was a mistake of our ancestors, and since then, our family has been the absolute champion in any event." Even the champion of the Golden Leopard, the Prince of Running, has been taken over by our family, and he will always be in the position, and no one can look up to me. ”

Li Bing joked: "It's lively to talk about, but it's indifferent." Why haven't you heard of this title win? Probably to boost your strength, you made it up yourself, right?"

The gray hare was a little angry, and said very seriously: "This matter has been included in the list of champions of the animal running competition, and now it has been compiled into a booklet, and it will be published soon, and you will be able to see it soon, and then you will admire the speed of our big rabbit family." ”

Unexpectedly, Li Bing scoffed at this: "Tut-tut, the history of his ancestors is so mysterious that it is so brilliant that it frightens people to death, but it is actually a small skill of carving insects, which is not worth mentioning." "Boy Li Bing, you are too arrogant, your eyes are empty, in your mind, nothing is worth mentioning, is it?"

Li Bing was very rational and his attitude was very relaxed: "I'll just talk about things, in comparison, I still appreciate your 'three holes of cunning rabbits'." ”

It is usually difficult for the gray hare to hear praise, but now it is quite strange to hear Li Bing say this. Usually everyone says that rabbits are timid, cunning, and careful, so they are scolded as "three holes of cunning rabbits". Only the master in front of him praised the "Three Holes of the Cunning Rabbit" in a high-profile manner today, isn't it very unusual? So I wanted to ask the truth and find out: "Why do you appreciate the 'Three Holes of the Cunning Rabbit'?"

"The 'Three Holes of the Cunning Rabbit' is a bit of wisdom, and in comparison, the 'Fast Running Champion' is a hard work. Li Bing said disdainfully.

The gray hare was happy with the first half of Li Bingzhi's words, and disgusted with the second half of the sentence. The gray hare has the absolute advantage of the fast running instinct: "Li Bing, you don't accept the fast running champion, it doesn't matter, let's show up and say the truth, speak with facts, you outrun me, catch me, you are the winning king, I am a loser, slaughter as you want, as you preach, okay?"

Li Bing didn't care at all, and said, "Okay." Reverse Dragon, you are playing with the IQ of young children. Watch my eagle catch the cunning rabbit, and grab it with your hands. ”

Reverse Dragon was very unconvinced, and said: "Li Xiao'er, you said it easily, try it." See who's the king. "It was too late, but it was too fast, and the hare shot out like an arrow, and in the blink of an eye it was gone.

Li Bing was not surprised, nor was he in a hurry, and behaved calmly: "It's easy for an eagle to catch a cunning rabbit." Before the words were finished, Li Bing had already turned into an eagle, spread his wings, circled the blue sky, fanned the strong wind, and roared, looking for the gray hare.

At this time, the gray hare that flew into the grass heard the liver-splitting cry of the eagle, and was already trembling with fright, and shrank in a ball, hoping to reduce the target to nothing.

The eagle hovered in the air, its eyes like lightning, and caught a glimpse of a hare cowering in the grass. The eagle stretched out its iron hook claws, like a god in the lower realm, and swooped down on the hare! What is as fast as a rabbit? This is a great example, bluffing, and running away without a trace. Sure enough, he is worthy of being a fast running champion, Li Bing has seen the speed of taking off rabbits this time, and he can really be regarded as a god speed. What is the idea of God's speed?' Nodding 108,000 miles, twisting the waist for more than 800 miles'. This is God's speed. The speed of getting rid of the rabbit is almost there.

The eagle continued to pursue the gray hare and flew to the sky above Yulei Mountain, which was a dense forest.

The eagle circles in the sky, looking for its own target.

The eagle suddenly heard a noisy cicada song on Yulei Mountain. The cicadas chirp on a sunny day, which is a natural phenomenon, and it is not surprising

But the eagle listened attentively, and always felt that there was a cicada song that was very strange, difficult to hear, and very incongruous. The eagle's sharp eyes reconnoitred and found a giant cicada crawling on a large mulberry tree, dominating the woods, like the sound of a wild bull roaring from here. The eagle knew that the cicada was changed by the reverse dragon, and wanted to swoop down to peck the giant cicada, but the trees were dense and the forest was dense and could not rush down, so the eagle turned into a big mantis.

The big praying mantis quietly crawled close to the giant cicada, and was raising its sword-like forearm to capture the giant cicada, when suddenly it heard a "bluff" sound, leaving only an empty shell of the golden cicada in front of him to climb on the tree. Hey, that's weird. The great praying mantis muttered to himself.

The big mantis was wondering about the unknown direction of the giant cicada, and suddenly felt a murderous aura behind him, and there was a sound, and when he looked back, a huge yellow finch was quietly approaching him, staring at him, intending to peck at himself.

The big yellow finch thought he had a plan: "Li Tuohuo, do you understand that this king just used the golden cicada to get out of the shell." ”

As everyone knows, the praying mantis immediately turned into a handsome young man, holding a slingshot in his hand, standing ten steps away, and said: "Reverse dragon, your praying mantis catches cicadas, and you don't know that the yellow finch is behind, it seems to have the upper hand; Reverse Dragon, I'm playing with Yellow Sparrow now, and I don't know if there is a stubborn young man behind, and you are still playing with the IQ of young children. ”

"You are a young child's IQ, and you don't even know how to love birds and don't hunt birds. "The reverse dragon is also a pioneer.

Li Bing wants to laugh or not: "I won't fight birds, it's just to scare you, you don't even understand mental warfare, it's not a child's IQ, is it still elite wisdom?" I'm a toddler IQ, and you're a dementia IQ. "The reverse dragon also has a saying.

Li Bing said: "It doesn't matter if you are not convinced, you must have self-knowledge, know yourself and know your opponent, in order to survive a hundred battles." ”

Reverse Dragon said impatiently: "I don't discuss the art of war with you, I talk about reality and the present." "Okay, listen to my slingshot right now. The young man held the bow in his hand when he spoke, aimed at the big yellow finch, and made a posture to bounce.

Suddenly, someone called, "Hey, man, slow down." ”

A handsome and stubborn young man looked at it, and a man wearing a red sleeve of a bird-loving volunteer came up to greet him: "Hey, young friends, birds are friends of humans, they specialize in pecking at pests, and the media are promoting them every day, don't you know?"

The young man said: "You're right, I'm just playing with this big yellow finch and scaring it, I'm reluctant to hit the birds." ”

The person who came looked unforgiving: "I'm going to tie your slingshot." ”

The young man was reluctant to hold the Y-shaped slingshot in his hand, and affirmed: "I said, I won't shoot birds, and besides, this slingshot is so exquisite, you have no evidence to say that I have shot birds, and you have no right to hand over my slingshot." ”

"Why don't I have the right to hand over your slingshot? I'm a volunteer with the Society for the Protection of Birds. "The attitude of the people who came was very tough.

Young Lang said: "You are a volunteer for the protection of birds, at most you are a non-governmental organization, you can only publicize, persuade, explain the importance and role of bird protection, and have no right to confiscate other people's toys." ”

"Hey, I think you're quite capable of talking, so why do you say humans protect birds? ”

Young Lang said: "Birds are the creatures of nature, but also the master of the earth, is a good friend of human beings, we must be friendly with birds, love birds is also to love us human beings, because there are many friends, good singing, we live faster." It's absolutely right to love birds, but you don't have the right to pay a boy and not a slingshot to fight birds. I repeat this" "You kid still chews a lot of mouth, and it seems that you won't pay it without force." Give it to me and burn it on the spot!" As he spoke, the bird protection volunteers took out the fire-burning sickle, and when they hit the sickle, they were about to burn the slingshot.

When the young man saw this, he felt that it was wrong, since he was a volunteer to protect birds, how could he not know that fire was strictly forbidden in the forest reserve, and how could he dare to use fire at will? There must be deception in it. Nai turned into a forest ranger and said: "Hey, no fire! In order to protect the safety of the forest and eliminate the hidden danger of forest fires, please hand over your fire-burning stones!"

The bird protection volunteer was not polite and said, "Who are you, why do you want to pay my tinder?" "I am a member of the forest guard, and I am ordered to patrol the mountains and forests and confiscate all hidden dangers of fire. ”

"I don't pay it, and I don't use tinder, it's just talking. "The so-called volunteers to protect birds are cheating.

For the safety of the forest, the fire must be confiscated, and if you don't hand it over, you have to hand it over, this is the will of the Great Qin monarch. "The rangers were very resolute in their actions.

The bird protection volunteer was changed by the big yellow finch, and he knew that something was wrong, so he flew away with a "bluff". It howled as it flew: "Li Bing, this king still has tricks." Let's see who's back!"

Li Bing wanted to laugh very much, and said, "You are almost scared out of your urine, and you have to be cautious." If there are any bad tricks, I will be with them. ”

As soon as the dragon turned his eyes, he thought that water was definitely Ao Shun's advantage, so he said: "It's right to go to the sea, do you dare?"

What I never expected was that Li Bing didn't think about it, and replied casually: "The sea is on the sea, who is afraid of whom?"